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living to die another day

Johannesburg, South Africa
Joined January 2021
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@Mbovuuu
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Sunset Sundaes
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@Mbovuuu
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she’s so unhinged I love her 😭
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@Mbovuuu
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I’m gonna get her flowers for the 3rd time this week 🥹 I’m gonna build her a garden to replicate her beauty
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@Mbovuuu
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😭😭😭😭 to the FBI CIA DEA IRS SARS & HAWKS , we’re happy over here 👫🏾
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@Mbovuuu
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Free Palestine Free Congo Free Sudan Free Yemen Free Thug
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@Mbovuuu
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that 1 Eff vote in Orania
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@Mbovuuu
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@MaDhlomo_ our collective common sense are not at equal capacity
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@Mbovuuu
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I hate long distance relationships , I wanna see you every week
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@Mbovuuu
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nah he cooked me
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@Mbovuuu
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love my barber man , this nigga cooked
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home affairs or no affairs
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@Khanyiithyst Big same 🤝🏾 nothing like ucansi on a hot day and some juice & snacks
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@Mbovuuu
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@aifheli_ type shi, whole lotta gang shi , my slime foreal 4L twinnem
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@Mbovuuu
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@Mbovuuu
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@saxmanyabisa Tjoh oomf why would say this
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@Mbovuuu
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I’m not seeing what people are praising here
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Zamani you are forgiven ...even people from the Bible would have done the same
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@Mbovuuu
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New Year New Cut
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@Mbovuuu
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having a high sex drive is one thing , having a partner that can match you & unlock it beyond your desire is another
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@Mbovuuu
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🥰
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@Mbovuuu
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🥰 guess who’s tatted now ?
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@Mbovuuu
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@NotYetUhuru_ 😭😭😭😭😭 WHERE ARE THE ?!?!
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@Mbovuuu
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You can’t be a sangoma if you don’t believe in God imo , plus it’s not something you can just resign from
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Somizi's baby mama and actress Palesa Madikwane has resigned from being a sangoma and accepted Jesus Christ as her Lord and Saviour
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@Mbovuuu
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work content update.
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@Mbovuuu
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I raise you Indian people “ what you said ?!? “
@nyiko12
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When coloured people say “Hello”’as a threat 😭🤞🏾
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@Mbovuuu
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idk man just because they have sex appeal doesn’t mean they wanna be sexualised
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@Mbovuuu
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media update.
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@Mbovuuu
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Smoked Gnoochi Chorizo & Chickpea Ragu Prawn Risotto this is property of our company media of course
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@Mbovuuu
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work content update.
@Mbovuuu
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Smoked Gnoochi Chorizo & Chickpea Ragu Prawn Risotto this is property of our company media of course
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@Mbovuuu
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Our fav artist 😭😭
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Tell us the greatest video of all time?
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media update.
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@Mbovuuu
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livin.
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@Mbovuuu
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I’d hold a grey coal with my bare hands if she gave it to me
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@Mbovuuu
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I’ll try my best
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media update.
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@Mbovuuu
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@Mbovuuu
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1st day at my new job ✅🤟🏾
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@Mbovuuu
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a few of my favs
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@ssc_zhith
𝗟𝘂'.
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Let me see your face cards.
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@Mbovuuu
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@Louismanoraised
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Smile 😃 if u need some head😄
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@Mbovuuu
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🍲
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@Mbovuuu
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y’all wanna see the meal prep work I did for a client over the past 2 days ?
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@Mbovuuu
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I’ll always find this such a weird thing to say about a woman you probably have never seen anywhere before now , the way y’all speak about women is almost like y’all don’t be wanting these same exact women
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@Mbovuuu
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I never wanna be a man that doesn’t stand on my word for her
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@Mbovuuu
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idc I’ll go watch Kendrick overseas 👍🏾
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@Mbovuuu
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love her so much 🥹
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@Mbovuuu
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being good with kids is something I wish to find in a partner , like that’s just so important to me because I’m great with kids
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@Mbovuuu
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motion
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@Mbovuuu
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Haven’t had a good post in 2 years
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@bontlendlovu__
𝐁𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐍𝐝𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐮
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quote this tweet with a screenshot of your instagram feed ? 🥺
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@Mbovuuu
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since we’re showing each other things against our will
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@Mbovuuu
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only side profiles of myself I acknowledge
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@tumelomohotji
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Quote this with a side view picture
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@Mbovuuu
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@khethiii_m 😭😭😭 who leaked the TC
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@Mbovuuu
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jus vibin , coolin thinkin
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@Mbovuuu
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@nduduzo_fezile real ngubane shit
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@Mbovuuu
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@corbin_butler ke rich aunt baddie
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@Mbovuuu
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let’s see how well I know y’all
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@Mbovuuu
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are the girlies fighting over Shaun the stylist ? insane mismanagement
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@Mbovuuu
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You travelled but he dribbled
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I’ve visited 21 countries on 3 different continents and still managed to get played by a Durban boy 👍🏽
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@Mbovuuu
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the depression that shadows me the moment im not busy <<<
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@Mbovuuu
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i was sleeping so peacefully & then some idiot decided to connect to my speaker & play umlando by Toss 🙂 it kept breaking so I thought I was imagining things but islima got closer & it was on full blast
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@Mbovuuu
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used to be unstoppable in my rolling era 😔
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@Mbovuuu
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rolling blunts on her titties 🕯
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@Mbovuuu
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I shoot my shot & get lazy
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@Mbovuuu
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I owe it all to you.
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@Mbovuuu
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hearing your mom say she’s proud of you is a 1000/10 feeling , crying at the back of work
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@Mbovuuu
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hopeless romantic that never learns
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@Mbovuuu
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@_Khensiii Cultured people
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@Mbovuuu
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I want her to bounce on it until it breaks
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@Mbovuuu
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🧍🏾‍♂️ so when do we braai him ?
@TightFive_Rugby
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Game, set and match. Jinx the seal has spoken. England into the final. #RWC2023 #ENGvRSA
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@Mbovuuu
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Stream KHUPHUKA by Papino on all platforms 🙏🏾
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Tell us the greatest video of all time?
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@Mbovuuu
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I don’t get people who litter , because I genuinely can’t do it , I can’t even throw a toothpick on the floor , but leaving copious amounts of trash or tossing things onto the road ?? I’ll hold my trash until I get home or find a bin
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South Africans have a serious littering problem.
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@Mbovuuu
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I’m gonna need you guys to let go of your ex’s
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@Mbovuuu
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how I be in my girls ear :
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A man that moans >>>>>🥲😋
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@Mbovuuu
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got paid today Alhamdulilah who wants Christmas presents ? Speak now
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@Mbovuuu
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Going home to iMama after work to break ikhekhe into 2 , sibe3 endlini 🕯🕯
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@Mbovuuu
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lil flex nothing hectic
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@Mbovuuu
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going home to a loving girlfriend is what I need , where can I rent one
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@Mbovuuu
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Wise words from the Great himself
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Tell us the greatest video of all time?
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@Mbovuuu
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IG highlight Ithi “ foodie “ but the only story is a plate yeFuneral 😭
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@Mbovuuu
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🥹 Uyayifuna iBen 10 ?
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camera vs phone selfiessss
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@Mbovuuu
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& he thinks she needs plastic surgery ?
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@Mbovuuu
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imagine you smile & someone qts telling you to stop smiling
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smile if that d*ck big
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@Mbovuuu
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your problem is you don’t date people you actually love , leave me & mines out of your misery 👍🏾
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@Mbovuuu
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@01bandilev @LQuanaty This shouldn’t be a meme
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@Mbovuuu
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I truly desire companionship without problems, why can’t it just come easy
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@Mbovuuu
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I actually wanna settle down & let my mom meet someone I genuinely don’t wanna lose
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@Mbovuuu
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I need life changing head Omg
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@Mbovuuu
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i need her angfun ungasho
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@Mbovuuu
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I truly appreciate this & I hope I can do more in this life , I hope my I can continue to share my gifts & achievements, thank you ❤️
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@Mbovuuu
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let’s play 🧍🏾‍♂️
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@Mbovuuu
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need it soft slow & passionately
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@Mbovuuu
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@hayiSinelizwi @sihlemawelaaa Mid missionary & seeing her pretty toes ?? immediate fold
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@Mbovuuu
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my soul is at peace
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@Mbovuuu
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too early to leave work group chats ?
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@Mbovuuu
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I’m sure the rent in that head must be crazy , being built like an apartment complex
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@Mbovuuu
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customer just said she’d give bums to whoever made her burger , we all kept quiet 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 gotta be the funniest thing today
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@tumelomohotji
𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷
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People Born in 1990-1999 Let’s see a picture or video of yourself
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@Mbovuuu
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I WATCHED THIS DATE UNFOLD AND CAN I TEL YOU GUYS ?!?!
@Lebomathosa_
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this is why i don't want a short guy. 1.75m and above
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@Mbovuuu
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can’t believe women choose not to eat until they’re shaking ??? Because why can’t even hold this knife straight ?? Y’all live like this everyday ??!?!?
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@Mbovuuu
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need it in ways God will judge me for
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@Mbovuuu
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Seasoning your frying oil is so important as marinating your chicken !
@MsBigBack
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So this lady fries her chicken with jalapeños…is that a thing?
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@Mbovuuu
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the job is mine Alhamduillah
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@Mbovuuu
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@cravedcuddle need that
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@Mbovuuu
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I’m gonna need you to put the cock down
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@Mbovuuu
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if I wasn’t in my bald era 😔
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@Mbovuuu
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😭😭😭
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@Mbovuuu
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my dads WhatsApp stories omg
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