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Joe Mazzello

@MazzelloJoe

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I was little, now I'm big, but I'm still doing the same job 34 years later. I'm a sports nut, including curling. I'm way less cool than I look in my picture

Joined March 2013
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@MazzelloJoe
Joe Mazzello
5 years
I got a horrible cold after the Oscars and went to text somebody that I've been in bed for 3 days and it autocorrected to "I've been in Ben for 3 days.".... I'm starting to think this has gone too far.
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@MazzelloJoe
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5 years
I haven't seen about 18 of the 22 movies in the Marvel Universe so if the internet could avoid the spoilers for about 6 years I'd really appreciate it. thx.
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@MazzelloJoe
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6 years
Is there anything more awkward than going to text somebody 'Happy Birthday' only to realize the last time you texted them was a year ago to say 'Happy Birthday'?
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@MazzelloJoe
Joe Mazzello
5 years
Preparing for the tackle.
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@MazzelloJoe
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5 years
I’m having too good of a hair day to shower. We’ll see how things play out tomorrow.
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@MazzelloJoe
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6 years
Just saw the hashtag #joemazello on Instagram... Three Thousand Five Hundred And Thirty Six posts... of my name spelled incorrectly. This is sad. Two Z’s guys, like “pizza” (or your favorite “mozzarella”)
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@MazzelloJoe
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5 years
I can’t decide if I look or feel worse today.
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@MazzelloJoe
Joe Mazzello
5 years
Last night I dreamed about my dry cleaning being too expensive. I consider this a nightmare. (Yes, you waited a month and a half for this tweet)
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@MazzelloJoe
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5 years
The finale to Game Of Thrones is still the worst break up I've ever been through.
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@MazzelloJoe
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5 years
I’m in a place in my life where if someone promises me a good time I’m unlikely to come out, but if someone promises me a weird, potentially awkward time, I’m all in.
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@MazzelloJoe
Joe Mazzello
5 years
Exchange I just had. Girl: You're a runner? Me: If running from my problems counts I'm Steve Prefontaine
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@MazzelloJoe
Joe Mazzello
6 years
And though it's been said many times, many ways, Merry Christmas.
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@MazzelloJoe
Joe Mazzello
4 years
And see.
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Elon Musk
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Open your eyes, look up to the skies
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@MazzelloJoe
Joe Mazzello
4 years
Who else is so out of shape their arms get tired from doing their hair?
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@MazzelloJoe
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5 years
Happy 4th!! Straight crushing it to the “Hamilton” and “1776” soundtracks all day.
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@MazzelloJoe
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6 years
Gotten this question a lot.. It's spelled Deacy in the script.
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@MazzelloJoe
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5 years
Vamos Rafa.
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@MazzelloJoe
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5 years
I have a feeling none of these kids actually floss.
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@MazzelloJoe
Joe Mazzello
6 years
I once stopped seeing a girl because she told me she liked the Star Wars prequels better than the originals. DISQUALIFYING!
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@MazzelloJoe
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4 years
I think it’s time to get back to work. What do you say gang?
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@MazzelloJoe
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6 years
How is it in 2018 that we can put 5000 songs on a watch but if your voicemail fills up with 20 messages your phone explodes?
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@MazzelloJoe
Joe Mazzello
4 years
Do I really need a Coronavirus Update from every email list for every company and organization I ever accidentally signed up for in my entire life? Like I GET IT!
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6 years
I feel lied to. It’s never for science.
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@MazzelloJoe
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4 years
My big sister is arguing in front of the Supreme Court this week. I am so incredibly proud of her. What an accomplishment. And my Dad would be even prouder. He’d probably be down in Washington right now just to witness it.
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@MazzelloJoe
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I've basically spent the last three days negging my core fanbase on instagram. I'm doing a really great job being a celebrity.
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@MazzelloJoe
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4 years
Whenever people turn their phone flashlights on at concerts during emotional songs all I can ever think is, "Man, they're really draining their battery."
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@MazzelloJoe
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5 years
Can't wait for Arya's Mary Tyler Moore spin off in New York...
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@MazzelloJoe
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4 years
Anyone who presses the 'skip intro' button is a monster.
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@MazzelloJoe
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3 years
My mom had to explain to me what OnlyFans was...
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@MazzelloJoe
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4 years
Seeing all these cardboard cutouts in the stands at baseball games makes me think A) we were way ahead of our time and B) I missed a major opportunity to have Cardboard Ben at every major sporting event around the world.
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4 years
I sort of appreciate when people lie to me in this business. At least they are making an effort.
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@MazzelloJoe
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4 years
Wait, did I have ANOTHER birthday?? How does this keep happening..
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@MazzelloJoe
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4 years
All I wanted for my birthday was for the Starbucks barista to fill up my iced tea all the way... didn’t happen.
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@MazzelloJoe
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4 years
Rule of thumb for jazz: the worse it sounds, the better they're doing.
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@MazzelloJoe
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4 years
So when are we all moving to West Virginia?
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@MazzelloJoe
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4 years
Carole Baskin murdered Jeffrey Epstein.
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@MazzelloJoe
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4 years
Is cutting your hair a good strategy for weight loss? I’m looking for an alternative to Keto.
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@MazzelloJoe
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3 years
The year is practically over.
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@MazzelloJoe
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3 years
I’ve never been tired enough to want to go to sleep.
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@MazzelloJoe
Joe Mazzello
4 years
Is there anything more humbling than trying to open a plastic fruit bag at the super market? Has anyone ever looked graceful or cool doing this?
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I just want to be Jimmy Stewart. That’s my Christmas wish.
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6 years
Note to self: always wear nice socks in Tokyo.
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@MazzelloJoe
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4 years
Haha Djokovic’s nose is too big for his mask to hold it... I know the feeling.
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@MazzelloJoe
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6 years
This was one of my favorite interviews I've done, though I was deeply pained to leave off George Harrison's All Things Must Pass and Radiohead's The Bends
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@MazzelloJoe
Joe Mazzello
4 years
Thanks to everyone who joined our Jurassic Park watch party! (over 100,000 people!) If you missed it live here are some links to the stream. IGN YouTube: Jurassic World YouTube:
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@MazzelloJoe
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Twitter! Tomorrow! April 23rd! #JurassicPark watch party! Let's do this! 8pm EST! With me! Exclamation point! Streaming on , IGN and Cinefix's YouTube, and Jurassic World's Facebook, Twitter, and YouTube! Ask me questions! @IGN @JurassicWorld
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@MazzelloJoe
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6 years
I think I'm insane. How can I love Rafa Nadal this much? A man, who I've never met, who's language I don't speak, and can't guarantee I'd even like in real life. And yet I am deeply emotionally invested in his every stroke of the tennis racket. I need to be committed.
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Sometimes I feel like I need a whole new set of problems just to forget my current ones.
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@MazzelloJoe
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6 years
Every day is National "Eat Something That's Going To Make You Fat" Day
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Fake Joe is dead. Long live Real Joe!
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@MazzelloJoe
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6 years
I just wrapped Bohemian Rhapsody. I'm sad. Every moment was a pleasure. Every day was a blessing. One of the all time great experiences of my life. Thanks to all who were a part of it.
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@MazzelloJoe
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Hello Twitter. I've neglected you and I apologize. But I will be on @TheView today talking about Bohemian Rhapsody with @Gwilymlee and @ItsRamiMalek as well as talking a little bit about my Dad with @MeghanMcCain I hope you tune in.
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We lost my Dad yesterday to a glioblastoma brain tumor. That was quite enough suffering for my hero. Quite enough. He did not deserve this monstrous disease. Nobody does. It was the closest thing to pure evil...
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@MazzelloJoe
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I am so unbelievably sorry for my account getting hacked. I hope no one was fooled by the scammer trying to sell thing in my name. I will take much greater care of security on this account in the future!
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@MazzelloJoe
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Glioblastoma. My 8th grade teacher’s son. 1 dance mom & 1 dad at my parents studio. The sister of a student, my Mom’s friend’s brother, my Dad’s best friend’s brother, my Dad, & now the priest who said his funeral. The people I know personally in my town diagnosed w/ this killer.
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This is a Rafael Nadal STAN account.
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@MazzelloJoe
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6 years
Happy Birthday John.
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@MazzelloJoe
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2 years
So happy to be back! Anyway, I've got these computers... JUST KIDDING!
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@MazzelloJoe
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I just got honked at because I was waiting and letting a funeral procession go by. We've reached the end of civilization.
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@MazzelloJoe
Joe Mazzello
4 years
Vamos Rafa! Greatest Ever. #frenchopenfinal
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Joe Mazzello
6 years
I officially have more instagram followers than twitter followers as of last week. Twitter, what happened to us?
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@MazzelloJoe
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3 years
I, personally, want to see what everyone ate. So there. #HappyThanksgiving
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@MazzelloJoe
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6 years
I keep slipping into my John Deacon accent while driving around New York by myself. I’m either suffering from severe withdrawal due to Bohemian Rhapsody ending, or developing a split personality. I’ll let you know how it shakes out, and so will I.
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@MazzelloJoe
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@joesmazzeIIo Aren’t you all on both?
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@MazzelloJoe
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@instagram I too am one of the afflicted, having lost 25K insta followers. Pray for us.
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@MazzelloJoe
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6 years
What's the age where you have to stop pretending to not be an adult?
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@MazzelloJoe
Joe Mazzello
6 years
Thank you to all my old friends, my new friends, and even perfect strangers, for taking time out of your day to wish me a Happy Birthday. You all make it just that much better. Love to you all!
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OMG I'm back! It's a Thanksgiving Miracle!!!
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@MazzelloJoe
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RAAAAAAAAANGEEEEEEEEERS!!!!!
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@MazzelloJoe
Joe Mazzello
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Check it out! First official poster for #UNDRAFTED !!!!!! Spread the word! http://t.co/75YsZR9MpO
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6 years
Flying to Las Vegas to see Queen on Freddie Mercury’s birthday with the cast of Bohemian Rhapsody. #nothumblebrag #fullbrag
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@MazzelloJoe
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Dick Donner was a titan among men. Larger than life in heart, spirit, humor, compassion, vision, & physique. For better or for worse, he is the reason I love making movies and won't ever be able to stop. My heart goes out to Lauren and his family. I love you Dick. #RichardDonner
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@MazzelloJoe
Joe Mazzello
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I've been on hold for 57 minutes. DON'T THEY KNOW I WAS THE KID IN JURASSIC PARK!?!?!
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@MazzelloJoe
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3 years
Play your seniors, Kansas. Fight on USC!!! #USC #Trojans #Sweet16
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@MazzelloJoe
Joe Mazzello
6 years
Left my heart (and my jacket) in Scotland. It’s been hard to get remotivated, but pickups of BoRhap in London and a trip to Skye are helping.
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@MazzelloJoe
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I don’t know what’s happening in this area of upstate New York, if this is just some bizarre & tragic coincidence, but we can’t seem to get away from this brutal, evil, cruel, hungry & deadly brain cancer. On the 3rd anniversary of my Dad’s death, I pray for all afflicted w/ GBM.
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I feel like my life would be 10 times less stressful if I could just remember people’s names.
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@MazzelloJoe
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Ok so I’m at this Night Before the Emmys party, this fancy pants industry thing and all I keep thinking as I look around is actor people are so beautiful it’s weird.
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@MazzelloJoe
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I need some suggestions for what absolutely stupid place I must have left my keys.
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@MazzelloJoe
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6 years
Nah.
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I'm actually listening to Queen on my day off. This is ridiculous.
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@MazzelloJoe
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I’ve never written an email that took me under 8 hours to write.
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I’ve been flying so much lately I’ve developed a fear of the ground.
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Sometimes my favorite thing to do is walk around New York City alone.
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Sad the actor's strike had to happen, but it did. The one silver lining is I've really been enjoying making strike jokes. "No I can't answer the phone, I'm on strike." "No I can't put the dishes away, I'm on strike."
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I cried reading this. It's a pain I know and live with every day, and a love that I will never lose, that will never diminish, never fade. This disease took another great man today, who lived a rich, noble and impactful life. I will pray for him and hope he meets my Dad in heaven
@MeghanMcCain
Meghan McCain
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I love you forever - my beloved father @SenJohnMcCain
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6 years
The worst part about summer is flip flops.
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@MazzelloJoe
Joe Mazzello
6 years
Pretty much the greatest wrap gift I could have possibly received.
@DrBrianMay
Dr. Brian May
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@MazzelloJoe You've done a totally wonderful job dear Joe. Thanks a million for your dedication. Awesome ! Bri
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Joe Mazzello
6 years
I'm pretty sure I've never taken a good picture.
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Joe Mazzello
6 years
I've been reading "Crime and Punishment" for 6 years. I'm on page 33.
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@MazzelloJoe
Joe Mazzello
6 years
Clearly we need a sequel to The Social Network
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6 years
I've never left my home without forgetting something.
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6 years
Wow, not ten minutes after tweeting that, I left and forgot my keys.
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None taken.
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no offense but @MazzelloJoe is the cutest human being i have ever seen
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@MazzelloJoe
Joe Mazzello
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Little pricey.. http://t.co/tIR4uNUomv
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@MazzelloJoe
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6 years
Thank you for this @MeghanMcCain
@TheView
The View
6 years
. @MeghanMcCain shares a piece written by actor Joe Mazzello honoring his father, who passed away after battling glioblastoma, the same cancer Sen. John McCain has: "It was so beautiful and the most honest, raw way I've ever heard this experience described."
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@MazzelloJoe
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I just got stung by a bee! Don't they hibernate for the winter?!?
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@MazzelloJoe
Joe Mazzello
6 years
Now I didn't see them all, but to me, Dunkirk was the best movie of the year, followed by Lady Bird (two very different movies!)
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