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web developer/ @Arsenal fan - Arsenal is not just a football club but a home / lover of arts especially @nneamaka_orji

Port Harcourt, Nigeria
Joined March 2021
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@Mazi_Anyanwu_
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2 years
😂.... IT department in a single person
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2 years
Dear Recruiters 🙌🏻 If you're looking for a developer with decades of experience who is aware of: - Java - C# - JavaScript - React - HTML, CSS, Angular, and Vue - Data Science - Mobile development Your search is not for a developer. You're seeking an entire IT department.
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@Mazi_Anyanwu_
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@Benking443 Ben our baby is growing massively. Thanks for all you do but I think it's time we start discarding the first frame. Let the beginning live in our hearts. She's growing, something's needs to be changed. My opinion
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@Mazi_Anyanwu_
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@PurpleCatFlake @_TheFigen if you have anger issues then don't visit public places. Go for anger management therapy
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@Mazi_Anyanwu_
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@SadeeqhX @Tyrantwrld Omo! 😂, This guy looks like Lego batman.
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@Mazi_Anyanwu_
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2 years
@premierleague I am an Arsenal fan but I love watching Jao Felix.
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@Sean_ADFIntl @chukolate_ Seun Oya come out from that your disguise. We know you’re Yoruba 😂😂
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@brfootball CB playing like a MF...
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@windscribecom @Freddieunicorn5 Normal people uninstalling windscribe. Gee boys:
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@433 None is as cool as this ....
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@afcstuff @Footy_Headlines No matter what please Puma shouldn't come close to us again
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@Mazi_Anyanwu_
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3 years
@ItzTottle @UkwuezeChinedu Why your fingers de like you wan use the blood as lube? 😂
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@Mazi_Anyanwu_
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3 years
@Buidl_ @Ssaasquatch As it should be. No de stingy for game.
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@Mazi_Anyanwu_
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3 years
@Meritush_ @Ruby41428488 That's because there's love. This is how they will be doing until the girl finds someone who has the same charisma like tour brother but not s cheat that's when your brother will lose her
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3 years
@Jubrealffs @Sandraessor I swear. With high release clause
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@Mazi_Anyanwu_
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2 years
@realsultanoa @FBIPhiladelphia @USAO_EDPA @FBIPhiladelphia these same people who doesn't perform crimes burnt a female student and they went free. Now who's the worst? A murderer or a fraud?
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@Mazi_Anyanwu_
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@kunmydrey Ca we start a protest tomorrow for them to be arrested first.
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@Mazi_Anyanwu_
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3 years
@scrapytweets If you're from Nigeria trust me, you would be tempted to fight a Chelsea fan every weekend 😫
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2 years
@drpenking If the acid fit change pant colour I wonder how my inner body is right now. What a life
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@afcstuff @TikiTakaConnor What's wrong If Eddie wears 14? The lad needs our support instead of us talking him down
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@Naija_PR My Boss....
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@Mazi_Anyanwu_
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@yay_tunes With the comments I de read here that means I still get hope with my pot belly
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@nneamaka_orji If you’re doing good you say “na premier cool” if you are not ok you say “manchi I de on thetmosol” 😂
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@Mazi_Anyanwu_
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@Shadaya_Knight Look for a black business man's wife, they dress good. Don't speak like you don't know why Beyonce dresses like that.
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@Mazi_Anyanwu_
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2 years
@palashingthings @Pikinstilldey 🙄... Na so Una de use collect 8:0. The best way to mark is with R1+block+direction with a touch of L2(jockey when opponent is close to your 18yrds box).
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@Mazi_Anyanwu_
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3 years
@UtdJod @brfootball @TheAthleticUK Why? Did the players or owners commit any crime? Did they win trophies by robbing?
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@Mazi_Anyanwu_
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@OG_umaru @jayythedope The reason Nigerians aren't many here is for the fact we think twice but trust me, a lot of us have, if not more than once considered suicide. Jokes apart, I thought about it last week deeply.
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@eemmanuels4 For the fact you did not include porn at the end I will follow you
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@Eruma_27 @Arsenal @Auba Do you know what this tatts means?
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@PETERDRURY97 @ESPNFC Nah! Nketiah is good. His time is coming. Can't bench Jesus.
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@Obianuju23 I am just happy no Igbo person supports this joke told by this man.
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3 years
@nonsonwaeze @PoliceNG @Censodd So.... Why is his picture in black and white?
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@Oladapomikky1 👀….. Egbon what are you doing?
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@Mazi_Anyanwu_
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@chemicalbrodar Nigeria moving like Manchester united. 😂😂
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2 years
@TheKennethDarko 😂.... At least they flew free in air. These ones aren't Nigerians aje. Na them know where them come from
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@Mazi_Anyanwu_
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@A_Abby_Abi @ThaBoyYom I am.a man, I always blame men for these behavior portrayed by our women.
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@Mazi_Anyanwu_
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2 years
@sweetgirlOore Thanks for the wallpaper
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@LifeOfPromiseE @yabaleftonline Lie bro. I have someone like this. Till today she respects me a lot.
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@Arsenal @gabrieljesus9 My guy..... He was all over the Right wings today and even was in the 18 yrd box couple of times. Well done Lads....
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@Mazi_Anyanwu_
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@AFTVMedia Hutchinson coming soon
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@Tooshugary4U @Wizarab10 😂…. In 50yrs time I will be 80. I might be alive then
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@your_emoji_guy @instablog9ja She will try rounding it up to 30. The pattern don spoil if na 21
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@illBlissGoretti Odogwu this man looks like you and you're an Arsenal fan 😂😂
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@Hilylove26 @Arsenal @Auba He's our player mate. Once a Gunner always a Gunner. Don't forget
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@Udojnr @laythy29 Nigeria abi? If na crime related them go know say na Igbo person 😂
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@abby_yormight @TheSerahIbrahim Same reason it's difficult to bench Saka no matter how tired he is.
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@Mautiin01 @AfricaFactsZone You don carry this your Yoruba bigotry come bigger stage Abi?
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@HenryChiagozie9 @ESPNFC The reason I love him even as an Arsenal fan
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@fynboydave Wetin de vex me be say grace go still go with the oraimo earphone
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@Mazi_Anyanwu_
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@i_am_Tunmise @sethorious @Its_Neze @StripesDtailor I tire oo. Come de like I no de understand simple joke
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@EAFIFAMOBILE Korean version is more important to you guys than global. I think you guys need to tell us what that dev Talk in Korea version means. New features and updates always coming to them but the global version suffers. For now STOP SCRIPTING 😡😡. Let the better player win.
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@Benking443 I think it's high time all of us carried that scar in our hearts. Story like this can't be forgotten easily. There's a good age to remind her of this scar. I think she should grow without thinking much of it. My opinion again. 🙏
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@El_sheva07 @Oladapomikky1 When you mentioned open sea I thought they their chances of being rich will rise to 80% as they will be doing NFTs
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@Aioria18895 @EAFIFAMOBILE Why do I see this meme first on every comment regarding to FIFA post? 😂😂
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@tweetsbygoody It's like sub division modifier never enter sculptures then.
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@hamsik_bh1 @goal Like he said "I missed some chances". He acknowledged his flaws man.
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@Itzadeyemi00 @yabaleftonline You're a disgrace to Arsenal family. We're not bigots
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@MsFolake Go rest.... Na Kelly we know.
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@mumslast Is Hakimi English name? 🙄
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@belagorila @AFTVMedia 😂.... Laca has an impact but you won't know until Arteta doesn't play him
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Happy birthday @Auba ..... Once a Gunner always a Gunner. 💪🏾
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@DatioMore @SMiTHiE___ Na so Una de talk. If person follow Una small time Una go unfollow
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@EAFIFAMOBILE Just stop scripting. We can't purchase packs for a game we're not in control of. Stop scripting Stop scripting Stop scripting Stop scripting Stop scripting Stop scripting Stop scripting Stop scripting Stop scripting Stop scripting Stop scripting Stop scripting
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@AdamsOmoboriowo @instablog9ja This one never reach 2 weeks we started doing shit. Na so e go be?
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@Quinton_QL @saltimes That's Arteta's tactics. Even Chiwell would have to play it under Arteta.
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@EAFIFAMOBILE I know you guys @EAFIFAMOBILE are already developing FM 23. Please note these things and include them now there's still time. 1: No scripting ( let a better player win) 🙏 2: Jersey selection before a match or a way to set our 1,2&3 jersey. 3: fix your through pass.
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@JustKingss @yabaleftonline Broski why I de find am difficult to de financially stable? The rare de my palms
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@jayythedope My issue with women is the fact they don't help their male friends. A woman can have millions but can't help their male friend in need. So na only men supposed to de lose all round?
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@_thecreativeugo @Neo_officiall 😂.... Snake don born wetin wey no long
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@AhHunnetMiLL @Soulful1865 Man isn’t serious with her. Not like he’s weak. He’s not just serious with her
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@Esta32708824 @SlapHuntr @kirawontmiss I can be your therapist. Who did you dirty?
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@Mazi_Anyanwu_
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2 years
@sangogade93 @instablog9ja De try de add laughing emoji at the end of this type of sarcasm. People are too angry to diffrentiate sarcasm and serious talk. Nobody get time now
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@limcollins @stefflondon In Africa yes.... But in America I don't think so. I have been listening to her songs a long time before she started rolling with Odogwu.
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2 years
@Arsenal Partey in happy mood in Orlando.
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@Shile_matrix @NigeriaStories Must you get Lagos involved? Why can't we celebrate our wins with out getting other tribes involved
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@Mazi_Anyanwu_
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2 years
@DanielRegha Let who has a good job enjoy his. No use your own spoil another person own. Let who is into Yahoo enjoy it too because they are learning from our leaders. Incase you missed it: $1 is 710 naira. For country with 30k as minimum wage. Daniel you're right at the wrong time
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@kwesiijr @4vataruniverse Azula stronger than Ozai? 😭
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3 years
@augustine_nwobo @jayythedope @Akua_Nissi The girl said she don tire with the CHARTS. shey she wan use your feelings plot graph?
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@MhizSalma @Rickystonez If he's catching cruise me I am serious.
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@Drealmasunng @MajorMusa_ @amnotyourdaniel Omo! Which kind sermon be this? Na this type of things de make person whip person cord I swear
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@EAFIFAMOBILE 4: Different Turf for each stadium. Stop being Lazy. If you want to make quality get to the climax. 5: add more animations. 6: Speed burst. Take away default skill at the sprint button and make it a speed burst when double tapped.
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@6oss_x @Wizarab10 I have been in a relationship with someone for almost 8 months and the communication never dropped. She relocated and I couldn’t do L.D.R. All these you mentioned isn’t a way to love but the opposite. Love isn’t a game. The society is screwed that people sees it as a game.
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@Preciouscherry_ I don't like what Russia is doing but to be honest, it isn't wise to ally with someone who's a threat to your brother. It makes him afraid because his enemy has come a step closer to him. I wish #Ukraine understand this and let there be a proper dialogue. #SayNoToWar
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@beautyofthesun_ @TheKennethDarko Oh! I said it. They don't look like Nigerians. Sorry. Too much garri don de worry my eyes
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@afcstuff One thing I like about this Arsenal from the players,staffs to the fans is the fact everyone is positive even when things looks south. The Love is high. United like the spider's web. #COYG
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@vivixnojim @smartser_1 So Yoruba people no dey pay homage to their elders? Unu ga ano, iberibe na atu unu
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@EAFIFAMOBILE Is this playing? What type of compensation is this? Would have been better you gave nothing. 😡
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@AkinyeleDamie06 @Rickystonez Shey you don turn pimp
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@tollyvar @yabaleftonline My elder sis get money weller and she saved my number as “Bros”. Nothing to prove 😭. Make I dey chop dey brother
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@ArsenalBasim @Arsenal @JackWilshere Once a captain.... Always my captain.
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@Oriolaniyin @samebillz 😂... Normal people won't get this joke.
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@Mazi_Anyanwu_
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@badboymelv @FCBarcelona @Auba Please stop torturing us with all these memories 😭. Now I have seen what people who really watched Fabgregas went through when he left.
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2 years
@HajiAlao @WizSpiffy Abi HIV positive next 3 months? 😂
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@Mazi_Anyanwu_
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@Eyinjueledunma6 @PremierCoolNG @odesanmijamal1 @_Debbie_OA Fist and last time I use am soapy, I nearly ran mad 😂
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2 years
@pinopinonwa0 @atiku @jrnaib2 Like why is someone crying to serve someone? 😂... Isn't that weird ?
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@Mazi_Anyanwu_
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3 years
@Kailawalterr @Teamjalalgh @jayythedope Do you ladies even think about a guys feeling? "God when? Means the guy isn't trying enough for her. Asking the guy how much do you even spend on me and I know what my friends boyfriends do for them. Come on dear can't you dissect a sentence?
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@davidchibike And she go buy am 600 or 700 for two las las
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2 years
@its_ClassicB I ate food poison on friday. I am really struggling right now. The pain is much but I am feeling better. I also thought I was going to die. Nothing will happen to us boss.
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@bartira_andrade @stefflondon You de ment? Like she's bigger than Odogwu? A whole giant of Africa? No allow me use cele koboko cast out devil from you. ODEseus.
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