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patent litigator, fitness junkie. met britney spears once. whoever smelt it, dealt it

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Joined October 2022
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body so tea the british are coming #britneyspears
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idc about "woke" shit or what ur politics are, white dudes are NOT treated like this in traffic violations #tyreekhill #miamidadecounty
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lol male gen-z incels who think kardashianized BBLs are the standard. Fella, this ⬇️ is a normal amazing butt. @heykayadams is flawless you're worshipping at the fake butt altar
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If Kay Adams had ass she’d be one of the greatest White Woman of All Time. Noooo kizzzyyy @heykayadams you still a baddie doe.
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ayy 👀 britney spears bringin a flame thrower to #labordayweekend
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britney is trending 24-7 on my device
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Aaliyah's Baby Can You Earn It 2 Stream Huh
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Britney is trending
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kyren williams owners hearing sean mcvay will stick him on punt returns #blakecorum
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are u kidding #Shakira is 46 i cant handle the slay 🔥 #jimmyfallon #Bizarrap
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all those tributes to her at #VMAs got Britney amped up tonite 😍🙂
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ok so wait #britneyspears stans are we really doin this tomorrow 🤣 #workbitch 🖕 #kfed
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@fiImpeter I know its fake bc his rallies dont have that many people
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britney spears. her dad trafficked and stole from her but people won't let her dance on instagram
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post an artist that gets hate for no reason.
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me entering the We Drafted Blake Corum party after news that Kyren Williams is returning punts
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MOST ADORABLE PERSON ON EARTH #Rihanna #Oscars
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@TheCinesthetic some of Sydney's Euphoria scenes are burnt into my head forever #cassiehoward
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@historyofthemcu Seminal moment in her character arc. And touching, considering their friendly embrace at Endgame funeral years later
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we're comin for you KFed 😆 #BritneySpears #WorkBitch
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ghost of tupac staring at #jadapinkettsmith for draggin him into this
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bring back brunetteney 🤎
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@Caol_MacCormaic revisionist history hits like crack on this app. Joaquin Phoenix clubbed us in the face in #Joker and absolutely deserved Oscar and it wasnt even close. i've never felt so much dread in a theater
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more beyonce content less #jadapinkettsmith plz
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@swodieodie he's not drunk. He admittedly ate 100mg in edibles
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@breatheonmiley masterclass catalog and she doesn't even care 😆👌
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@EmmaTolkin i'm reticent to laugh tho because The Grey is my all time fave movie its so emotional
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@KaylaKayden let Kayla Kayden cook
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oh no she didn't #sydneysweeney #AnyoneButYou 🎬
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damn Deion has made Buffaloes instantly relevant #GoBuffs #NEBvsCOL
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@DragonflyJonez He told reporters "I'm out"
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Alice In Chains "Man in the Box" 1993 notice no one holding up phones, everyone is moving. everyone.
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anti-vaxx loons when they saw #damarhamlin post his video
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@21metgala Kendall jenner when #BadBunny takes her home to meet his folks
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wow i just stumbled onto a great movie on Netflix, this guy can really act i always forget "Good Time" #RobertPattinson 8/10 👍
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so #SabZada isn't good enough for Jaden Smith? his dad should slap him too
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@HubFamous i know its a vid but this broke Instagram
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#celinasmith made me drop my phone 👀
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@breatheonmiley the rehearsal that night with the ponytail sends shivers up my spine
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Nick Sirianni: "I know what the fuck im doing i'm allowed to be down here" #NYGvsPHI #Eagles #CoachoftheYear
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there is only one #TheCrow you couldn't pay me to see the remake
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dan campbell: hey lets throw it on 4th & 1 and end this shit #DETvsGB jared goff:
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britney spears back on the gram bringin smoke she's almost 43 i'm such a fan 😊👊🏼
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Britney Spears age 22 age 42
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Vamos España! Tetas de futbol 🇪🇸⚽️
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@Batman_Beware cars will crash, moans will fill the sky
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#DamarHamlin one day soon when he walks out that hospital 🙏💙🤍❤
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Taylor Swift when she saw #TravisKelce is gonna be ok 🤣 #KCvsMIN
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we tryna act like 56 yr old #SalmaHayek didnt break instagram yesterday 🤣
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Sheduer Sanders leaps into top-6 Heisman odds and his dad's Buffaloes are real af #NEBvsCOL #GoBuffs
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Cowboys & Jets fans wildin 🤣 #NYJvsDAL
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this #CelinaSmith vid made me spit Coke Zero on my phone wth 👀
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@SchaufDS this is the worst fantasy tweet I've seen all szn.
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@breatheonmiley but Danja dropped this beat tho
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she at Nuggets game tryin hard to never have to work again 🤣📷 IG: nohemyoro
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Jaden Smith's gf #SabZada oh lord
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the irony of MAGAts rooting for lamar jackson to save them from a taylor swift super bowl
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Horned Frog fan suddenly realizing they won't score 10 pts tonight #TCUvsUGA
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yah no i love this girl 🤣 #britneyspears
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horse dewormer crowd is doubling down saying today's #damarhamlin video is CGI 💀
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@BritneyTheStan Britney got ALL the receipts look out
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#DamarHamlin appearing for all 🤡 who eat horse dewormer and tweet insane
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@lavish_lashelle I'll be up all night thinkin about this one
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Yay! for Kait the #OilersGirl @k8f1989 she's going big-time, well deserved 😍
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Rams fans, could Sean McVay drop a 55-45 split IN FAVOR of #BlakeCorum over Kyren Williams?
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@Douggernaut_2 In my top 10 all time films. The dialogue is ripping, with an ensemble cast all firing away. Jeremy Irons in the emergency board meeting was beyond great.
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@stoolpresidente I'm already sick of him and he hasn't even clocked in yet
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@sluts_guts Padma Lakshmi is my all time fave
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@sadbillions_ @elchivo1112 this. this whole tweet/thread should never have existed 🤣
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@imilliepics lil' sis is all grownz up #MillieBobbyBrown
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this #CelinaSmith woman is quickly becoming my favorite 👀
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@thegregwalters a male white incel living with his mom is determining America's political future. Perfect
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i just randomly played "Floodgate" on #NellyFurtado new album #NF7 it has 100x more hooky vibe than ANYTHING Kesha or Katy Perry did this year and u can feel it in 10 seconds 💫🎶
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@santaspearsy2k Britney Spears is a dancer, Beyonce is a mover. idk think Bey is under any illusions that she dances. And both are fantastic
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@BritneyTheStan mariah is all like
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Kendall Jenner posts better thirst traps than her sisters ngl
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@rocketzpower I was gonna clap back but then i thought nah you're right
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@eljordanos thought u were Oilers boob girl for a sec i almost wrecked my car
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@MCU_Fanatics it makes so much more sense now, he was losing friends all over again #GuardiansOfTheGalaxyVol3
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@SSydneyBest the whole Frankie's bikini campaign was pure smoke #SydneySweeney
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@8bit_bb its Siouxsie And The Banshees.. one of her import CD singles , there were so many imports and reprints at Tower back then its hard to pinpoint which one. But that's Siouxsie
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i don't think i've ever seen this arm fake thingy before. what a fuckin move 🏀 #chrispaul #suns #pointgod
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@MattHarmon_BYB I saw Dontayvion Wicks name 3,566 times on this app this week. I hope I never see it again
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@rhymeswithbeg its his Howard Dean moment. He won't recover
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@cordelll my aunt works at that factory!!
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#SalmaHayek oh no you did'ant 👀
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@ElsaFanpage All respect to Hailee but...c'mon
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@chantgod I know someone who doesn't use it
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#MeganFox as a redhead changes the entire game holy balls 👀👩‍🦰
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@DrewMcWeeny this is one of the greatest scenes in cinema history fight me #michaelclayton
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@RotoPat on that note, I'm not sure we've had a more underreported underdiscussed bell cow fantasy value asset like 2024 Kenneth Walker III.
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Cowboys fan watching #MicahParsons limp off at halftime #DALvsTB
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