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@MayaKellly
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1 year
25πŸ₯³
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@MayaKellly
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2 years
this girl i used to know just posted the worst living room ive ever seen on her story
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@MayaKellly
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4 years
7 billion people in the world and you think your soul mate is in Pasadena, Maryland
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2 years
@brookecc_ that is actually the perfect way to describe it
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2 years
@Ev_dowd β€œhow do you make live laugh love decor worse?”
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2 years
@grillpill_ without the pillows in a college dorm room
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2 years
this is my longest relationship rn
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@MayaKellly
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8 years
Just made the University of Maryland cheerleading team!!!!!!!!❀️❀️❀️ GO TERPS
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@MayaKellly
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2 years
ok wasn’t expecting thus to blow up a few disclaimers 1) the girl who posted this is actually pretty chill (unless she changed) and was really shocked when she did??? 2) not positive this is her living room she posted with no context so i assumed
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@MayaKellly
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7 years
my parents are currently traveling the world, catering to me and brothers needs, all while my dad has multiple sclerosis to try and do it all before he cant walk anymore. they are truly my favorite role models on this planet, what a lucky girl i am
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@MayaKellly
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1 year
i cant stop watching this video, its like i want to feel pain @Lj_era8
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5 years
Dear Lamar,
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@MayaKellly
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8 years
Hope im that wife that goes to sports bars w her husband for the big game n ends up giving everyone high fives bc im drunk off beer n wings
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9 years
UNIVERSITY OF MARYLAND CLARK SCHOOL OF ENGINEERING 2020β€οΈπŸ’πŸ’ƒπŸΌ
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@MayaKellly
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8 years
Can large tshirt parties be a thing i love large tshirts
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4 years
β€œWhy dont you like Pasadena?”
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4 years
This is horrifying, anyone from Pasadena might want to give it a read
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1 year
i met this guy this weekend who couldn’t believe i worked in construction and kept going around telling everyone to buy me double whiskey and cokes (i hate whiskey) and then he got arrested that night for burglary 4th degree storefront and intoxicated endangerment
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@MayaKellly
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7 years
imagine this: u wake up to the sound of seagulls, u take ur time getting up n all your bffs are in your living room making breakfast getting ready to go to the beach. U put on ur bikini, grab a beach blanket walk outside and smell the salt water air and the sun on ur skin
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@MayaKellly
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1 year
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@MayaKellly
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7 years
Women do not stay in and wait for their man to come home anymore. They set goals and reach them, they be who they want to be. This is the new generation of females and when men use degrading words such as β€œwhoreβ€β€œbitch” and β€œslut” they are simply scared of us....remember that
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@MayaKellly
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4 years
I would like pasadena a lot more if it wasnt so racist
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@MayaKellly
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8 years
Cheerleading at umd has its perksπŸ˜› #snapchatedittoolol
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7 years
I love NYE. Everyone wears glitter, blacks out, sets goals, dresses up, and celebrates. For almost no reason too. Just because the calendar tells us to
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1 year
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@MayaKellly
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4 years
what if cum from a circumcised penis had pulp and uncircumcised was no pulp
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@MayaKellly
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9 years
Walk out of tryouts and serg is sitting on my car w roses and gummi bears and asked me to be his girlfriend #onlytook6months
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@MayaKellly
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5 years
Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the
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@MayaKellly
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7 years
pasadena is so overpopulated with such terrible peopleπŸ˜‚ don’t get me wrong.. still some great people there but oh my god the ratio between the two is not justifiable
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@MayaKellly
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7 years
dylan facetimes me and said he got a notification for a package but he didnt order anything, we open it and
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@MayaKellly
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6 years
Just accepted an engineering internship in Arlington that pays for my housing and $19 an hour so i guess u could say im doin reallll good
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@MayaKellly
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5 years
The post The dms
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@MayaKellly
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5 years
everyone i have seen liked this tweet i KNOW does not watch the news, has never gotten out of pasadena and just listen to everything their parents say
90% of the people that β€œhate” Donald Trump don’t know a damn thing about politics but only dislike him bc the Internet told you too...
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@MayaKellly
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7 years
my brother got a tattoo gun off craigslist, sterilized the needle with zelko, and gave himself multiple tats on his leg
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@MayaKellly
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8 years
My mom geeks me out
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4 years
@dovenymph how to lose a guy in 10 days
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@MayaKellly
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8 years
My mom is on something i swear
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8 years
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@MayaKellly
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7 years
to celebrate her birthday today my mom donated money to an orphanage in the philippines I love her
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@MayaKellly
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6 years
dear haters, Have you ever realized that awesome ends with ME and ugly starts with U
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@MayaKellly
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7 years
Revenge is often misinterpreted. It is to make them mad at THEMSELVES for what they have done to you, not mad at you. Thats why instead of being psycho u need to go to the gym, eat some veggies, love your mom, and go to the library
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@MayaKellly
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3 years
i am at a loss for words
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@MayaKellly
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7 years
my parents make me so happy i will never stop posting pictures of them. just try to tell me they arent the cutest things on this planet
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@MayaKellly
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6 years
yoooo i just got upgraded on my flight to business class on qatar airways and they just gave me pajamas to change into, i can turn my seat into a bed, and i have a call button for the stewardess this is the coolest shit ever
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@MayaKellly
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6 years
I KID YOU NOT a legitimate question on my physics 2 final was β€œwhen you blow air out of your mouth with it wide open, hot air comes out but when its in an O shape cold air comes out. Why is this?”
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@MayaKellly
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7 years
tell me my parents arent the CUTEST people ever oh my god they make my heart hurt
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@MayaKellly
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12 years
Fav for a S/O
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@MayaKellly
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6 years
omg one day ill have a degree, an amazing job, a husband, and a mini me i will love with absolutely everything i have omg !!!!
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@MayaKellly
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7 years
when im older im gonna need a biggg ol porch with a beautiful yard so i can drink coffee w my husband and watch my kids play on saturday and sunday mornings
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@MayaKellly
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1 year
babe wake up its lamar and dhop day !!!!!!
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@MayaKellly
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5 years
just when i though life couldnt get better...in the next year im going to backpack europe, graduate college, buy a new car, move states, and start my new amazing job😭 all my dreams are coming true
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@MayaKellly
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5 years
if urs is venmo, dm me
@GarethCliff
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6 years
Which addiction is yours?
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@MayaKellly
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6 years
Only realize it because its just a phase, with yall its year round 24/7 a LIFEstyle. Men are trash
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@MayaKellly
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5 years
remember that christmas everyone got wii’s? that was such a good christmas
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@MayaKellly
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4 years
i want to find a boy from pa tn who voted blue and suck his dick
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5 years
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@MayaKellly
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8 years
Want to impress your friends and family at graduation??? Selling my ap cord $5
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@MayaKellly
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6 years
here are more pictures of my cute ass parents in costa rica, i hope you enjoy these almost as much as i do
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@MayaKellly
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6 years
why are they ONLY snowballs stands in Pasadena, like 17 here but have never seen one anywhere else
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6 years
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@MayaKellly
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2 years
me in the morning yesterday - me at night yesterday
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@MayaKellly
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6 years
Over break when i saw @Travis_Henry77 i told him i got an internship in Arlington(as in right outside DC) and he said β€œoh shit i love Arlington echo i havent been there since like 4th grade”
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6 years
Boys who are good at flirting>>>
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6 years
in desperate need of a warm day and some thicc crabs to eat
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7 years
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7 years
Just want a guy to like me as much as i loved mr.al the bodkin janitor in 1st grade
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@MayaKellly
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2 years
4 pics from 2022 where i felt incredibly hot
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@si_yonce
Discount Selena Gomez
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4 pics from 2022 where I felt incredibly hot
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@MayaKellly
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8 years
Me after my exam today
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4 years
we need a wawa in pasadena !!!!!
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@MayaKellly
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7 years
These msgs r all from the same person
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@MayaKellly
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8 years
Im done
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@MayaKellly
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7 years
im honestly having the time of my life laying on bed doing nothing right now but its giving me anxiety because i cant stop trying to think of things i should be doing and nothing is coming to mind
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@MayaKellly
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1 year
last night around 1030 in nw dc 3 men attempted to carjack me at gunpoint. i gave them my stuff, started screaming, and ran into my apartment building. when i looked back out, almost 20 of my neighbors were out on the street there to help me and my car was still there.
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@MayaKellly
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10 years
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@MayaKellly
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4 years
i hate when people over talk ab their birthday so much like i would never talk about my birthday thats on september 16 as much as some ppl do. like some ppl will talk ab their bday a week before and mine is exactly a week from today but im not talking ab mine thats on sept 16
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@MayaKellly
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8 years
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚im done
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@MayaKellly
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6 years
U get numb to it when its on ur way to school
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@MayaKellly
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7 years
they just animated Britney Spears and called it a day
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@MayaKellly
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8 years
Its always so shocking when u find out a boy actually cares about you
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4 years
im starting to think i should have left this one in the drafts
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@MayaKellly
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7 years
u know those people who just radiate sunshine no matter when it is where it is or what theyre saying or what theyre doing... i highly enjoy those ppl and they make me so happy and im so lucky to be surrounded by so many
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6 years
on my way home from my physics 2 final last week i walk through a thunderstorm and pouring rain and signed up for the class again for the fall bc i thought i failed it but GUESS WHO PASSED BICHES !!!!!mfgngodmennggkfjrneg
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8 years
A boy asked for my # Saturday night and i go and look at his ig and he has a girlfriend of 1yearπŸ’€πŸ’€ smh crazy
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7 years
tell me i dont have the best most supportive loving amazing dad in the whole wide world. and yes he did email me this and i love it
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@MayaKellly
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6 years
if your throwback playlist does not include bedrock then i want nothing to do with you... the classics of classics
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2 years
i have officially been out β€œpick me”-ed
@DailyLoud
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Slovakian modelΒ Veronika Rajek claims her breasts grew β€œhuge” simply from drinking beer 🍻
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@MayaKellly
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6 years
found mr.mallory on fb and he totally didnt call a student the n word and i just wanted everyone to know. he was one of my favorite teachers and that had deviated me but now i feel ok again, cool
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@MayaKellly
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6 years
i feel so bad for ppl who will never experience a freshman yr in college, like they do not know what its like to shower w shoes on, puke in the diner on a wednesday morning, or walk around 3am to everyone still awake w half the ppl studying and half the ppl drunk
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@MayaKellly
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6 years
yo’s just won $300 on a costume contest so i guess u could say im thriving
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8 years
After living here for 15 years and all the signs my mom has hung up, i still hit my head walking down the stairs to my basement this morning
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8 years
Sunday nights suck, ur just depressed bc the weekends over, dreading the next five days, and cramming in work u should have already done
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@MayaKellly
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2 years
@Jess_71120 i literally had to look up what this even meant
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