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10 years

Thanks @ticketmaster_au for crashing after I'd pressed Purchase Now for Foo Fighters this morning. I lost my Level 1 seats. Expected better

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10 years

Defeated by the GF pizza @pizzareligion http://t.co/0r8mIQiNHL

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10 years

The 10 Flogs That Will Be At Your Grand Final Barbecue: http://t.co/7Px8z0JtKu

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10 years

She said she didn't even realise she had left the engine on. Was too busy talking on phone and playing games on her iPad to notice.

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@Maya

12 years

#darkshadows go see it!! http://t.co/ofUZ78cb

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@Maya

4 years

Do you have 5 mins to spare? To take an anomynous survey? It’s about Climate Change (yes I know!) but we want to hear from YOU!! We want to hear all the different perspectives out there. Please click and retweet! TYIA 👏👏👏

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10 years

I don't normally but this has to be the best RT ever: @innocentdrinks : The world's greatest chew toy. http://t.co/HeuHfjz7UI

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@Maya

10 years

Knocked on the window of a Porsche to ask the driver to turn off engine when parking under my bedroom window for 20 minutes twice a week.

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@Maya

10 years

Uh the #foxtel guy just asked me how to turn on the tv. I took the remote and pressed 'power'.

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@Maya

13 years

This is the tweet where I whinge about how phenomenally bad my day was and everyone ignores it because no one likes a whinger.

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@Maya

10 years

@HealthJourno @GlutenDude #Fodmaps are a saviour for those with IBS until the media gets hold of this too and tells us it's all in our heads

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@Maya

10 years

@gfreeb helmet newcake might not take bookings but easy to do take away. Definitely book for Noglu

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@Maya

10 years

@jacqui0o I read that as Gluten Free day! 😛

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@Maya

10 years

Can't wait to see my all time favourite band @SomersetHouse RT @thecatempire : Europe here we come! Spread the word... http://t.co/o63DcxBvqe

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@Maya

10 years

Moving house = shaky arms and legs

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@Maya

10 years

Brilliant leaving do. Thanks to all who made it especially @al_attack @scroogio @AnIndescribable @MSD82 . Lookin forward to my hangover

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@Maya

10 years

Gosh I never though I would pine over London weather but geez its good compared to Melb at the moment.

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@Maya

10 years

The size of my hangover is really not proportionate to the volume of alcohol I drank #oneglassofwine

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@Maya

10 years

Shit just got real. Our stuff is going home tomorrow. http://t.co/e3qtu6VcEh

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@Maya

11 years

My favourite photo of Madiba. Rest in Peace. http://t.co/CPDu6wk4XN

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@Maya

11 years

Seriously gut-wrenching episode of #downtonabbey #woodworthymanor

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@Maya

11 years

Lucky I didn't have to go through Leicester square tonight #onedirection http://t.co/lVrXe8tsOM

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@Maya

10 years

Ready to go off to the game reserve! Can you say #Mabalingwe 10 times fast?

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@Maya

10 years

I'm not ready for this! RT @MaggieA : 11 things we learned from How I Met Your Mother http://t.co/LM6CtTqPpn

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@Maya

10 years

Just watched #himymfinale . There are no words.

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@Maya

12 years

This ones for @MSD82 RT @SupermanTweets : #SomePeopleDont know the real meaning of the Batman symbol. Let me help.. http://t.co/skmWKuf1

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@Maya

10 years

If you were a Brazilian fan watching the game at the stadium, would you just leave now? #worldcup

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@Maya

11 years

@StGypsy so sorry to hear about the break in. Wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. Hopefully they catch the f #cker .

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@Maya

10 years

Officially unemployed! Two weeks to pack up the flat before it's #goodbyelondon

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@Maya

11 years

I found that this site puts the election in terms most Australians should be able to understand http://t.co/DzIwZjf6ty

Don't be a fucking idiot this Saturday

A yelly sweary ranting website that compares Labor's policies with the LNPs policies so as to make for informed voting behaviours.

dontbeafuckingidiot.com

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@Maya

11 years

Just had to have scrambled eggs for dinner after watching the new #himym episode.

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@Maya

11 years

@PEspresso A Tony is an award for theatre and musicals on Broadway. It's kinda like a Logie but winning a Tony actually means something.

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@Maya

11 years

So long weekend over. Now for the start of a loooong week. (Yes, it's only 4 days but I'm currently between contracts!)

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@Maya

10 years

@HealthJourno @gfreeb I just tried the new Low Fodmap range by Sue Shepherd foods available in Oz. Genuinely useful for 'Al's' but quite $$$

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@Maya

11 years

Oh Breaking Bad season 2! I love you so much but you are turning me into a wreck. My heart is racing so much that I can't sleep.

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@Maya

12 years

Ohohoh everyone!! Merry Christmas!! #backwardsigninbettingshopwindow

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@Maya

11 years

Great weekend spent freezing our butts off in the beautiful Stockholm! London seems positively balmy in comparison.

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@Maya

12 years

Very productive day off: inbox cleared, photos uploaded to fb and emails written. Now for a nap...

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@Maya

11 years

Spending my day off packing, which mostly involves looking into empty boxes and wondering what would fit.

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@Maya

11 years

Wrote this in meeting notes yesterday. Have no idea what it refers to! Can you help me @MrLagmer ? http://t.co/Zr9p9GafN6

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@Maya

10 years

@jensomelunn love it!!!

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@Maya

11 years

At the movies on my own (in Manchester). Can't decide if its wickedly decadent or sadly pathetic...

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@Maya

11 years

So we are thinking of buying a samsung chromebook as a cheap computer option for when we go traveling. Any thoughts?

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@Maya

11 years

Holidays are finally over! Back to work tomorrow. Been waiting for this moment for 2 weeks and now it's arrived I kinda wish I had more hols

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@Maya

10 years

@CountKnuckles don't worry @MSD82 will only have 3 weeks

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@Maya

11 years

6 weeks of holidays start.....now!

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@Maya

11 years

Made the first soup to stock the freezer for winter. Added too many chilli flakes. It's inedible. Never cooking soup again.

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11 years

Come on people- I want photos! #danandaliwedding @MSD82 @Haycha @jacqui0o @MrLagmer @AmPlefU @CountKnuckles @DramaJana @hankeychief @StGypsy

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@Maya

11 years

Insomnia - what happens after you've been robbed while you sleep.

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@Maya

11 years

Current London temp 5deg. With a forecast max of 7deg. And it's still autumn!!! Don't know how I will get through the winter!

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@Maya

12 years

Off to first yoga class in 3 months. Wish me luck!! #thiscouldendbadly

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@Maya

10 years

Congrats @thecatempire on your 1000th show! Gutted that I missed it but can't wait to see your gig in London @SomersetHouse

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@Maya

12 years

Psyching myself up for working all weekend. It's not too difficult because I work here... http://t.co/1YC1eEGD

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@Maya

11 years

Off to the movies to see Les Mis.. Better late than never

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@Maya

11 years

You know it's been a long day when you eat breakfast, lunch and dinner at your desk.

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@Maya

11 years

RT @SomersetHouse : We've started the build for our ice rink! Take a look: http://t.co/rFvnb9YVUa.

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@Maya

11 years

Got lost and ended up here... http://t.co/KpnYqJmZei

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@Maya

11 years

For all those accountants out there @MSD82 http://t.co/SzJMUz9fvr

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@Maya

12 years

For such a short month, February sure feels long!!

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@Maya

11 years

Hope you guys have an amazing day!! Sorry I can't be there to help you celebrate!! @Haycha @CountKnuckles #gavhelswedding #mazeltov

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@Maya

10 years

I know @MSD82 is smashed because he can't even get his charger into his phone. And he has an iPhone 5. #leavingdrinks

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@Maya

11 years

@CountKnuckles going through exactly that at work at the mo. found an old hard drive but no power supply so screwed.

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@Maya

12 years

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas! @SomersetHouse http://t.co/p3aGgNAh

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@Maya

12 years

About to watch last episode of #fnl . Feeling a bit teary.

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@Maya

11 years

Just realised why I got through my Saturday @guardian so quickly- it was missing Family and Cook sections. #devastated .

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@Maya

11 years

Happy 2nd birthday to @redrobyncafe ! What a brilliant place to go for GF and allergy friendly food. Melbourne is lucky to have you!!

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@Maya

15 years

Is trying to tweet and walk . Not easy

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@Maya

11 years

To compensate I'm going to bed at 9.30pm on a Saturday night.

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@Maya

11 years

I'm just as exhausted as @MSD82 who finished a 13 mile and 150 obstacle assault course. Being a supporter is hard work!! #dirtyweeked

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@Maya

12 years

So what's the etiquette with an empty glass of Pimms? Eat the fruit? Seems a waste to leave it.

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@Maya

11 years

At the pub watching football. It must be love... @MSD82

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@Maya

12 years

Home sweet no food in the fridge and shitloads of laundry to do. #ijustgotbackfromholidays

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@Maya

12 years

Just in case you haven’t seen 2012’s finest autocorrect disasters - here they are http://t.co/4MnO5R9E Squeals of laughter guaranteed

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@Maya

11 years

So week in New York is taking shape, tickets purchased today include 2xbroadway shows, 1xoff-broadway and Yankees tiks! Woohoo!!

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@Maya

14 years

Looking at recipes has made me hungry.. But I still don't know what to cook

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@Maya

11 years

Severely disappointed by tonight's "5 star" theatrical offering. I know what will cheer me up. Camping in the rain.

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@Maya

12 years

My day has been even worse than I thought possible and it's only 11.48am!

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@Maya

11 years

No-alarm-Sunday turned into oh-that's-right-hubby-has-his-afl-draft-Sunday and baby-next-door-wont-stop-crying-Sunday #nosleepinsunday

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@Maya

12 years

Just watched the Olympic parade! Wonderful work by athletics, would have loved to cheer on the Aussies!

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@Maya

14 years

Had my first peanut butter toast today. Ever. It was yum.

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@Maya

11 years

@StGypsy @TrePaul don't know what you boys are complaint about. In SA traffic police set up road blocks for cash bribes

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@Maya

12 years

@IdeasTap @oldvicnewvoices there are some spelling mistakes in my already-submitted application. Is there any way I can change them?

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@Maya

11 years

241 pre-theatre drinkies! Uh-oh! http://t.co/8VjIjuWY8p

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@Maya

12 years

My new 'do http://t.co/IaXEGxc1

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@Maya

13 years

Up early on a Sunday morning to watch the tennis. Those blue courts are making me homesick.

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@Maya

11 years

London weather reports are saying 12degrees. But serious feels like 20. #viewfromthecouch http://t.co/nxQWmxvPHJ

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@Maya

11 years

Nothing like a bout of food poisoning to make you appreciate your health.

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@Maya

14 years

Harley likes crust too! http://tweetphoto.com/25681601

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@Maya

12 years

@Haycha Thanks! cant wait to have brunch at @redrobyncafe with you guys

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@Maya

14 years

Thanks @DramaJana and @TrePaul for a great grand final day. (even tho for some reason I didn't get that drunk)

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@Maya

11 years

Not excited to be setting my alarm for 6.40 on a Sunday morning. Especially when it's day 7 of 12 straight days of work.

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@Maya

10 years

@ultimatepower . Common Johnny Farnhum. We love your voice!!

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@Maya

15 years

Stupid accident crn Canterbury and Elgar. 30 Mins of my life wasted

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@Maya

12 years

@KirstHughes very jealous!! Not only am I working Christmas eve and boxing day, but New Years Eve too!

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@Maya

12 years

Uh-oh... http://t.co/NVdaWMfR

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@Maya

13 years

Check out Melbourne's newest cafe #redrobyncafe . 100% #Glutenfree and allergy friendly. Plus I've heard they do a mean coffee.

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@Maya

11 years

Is there any chance Eddie can lose his job for this?

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@Maya

14 years

In shock from @MSD82 making the decision on what to have for dinner and going to the shops to get the ingredients.

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@Maya

11 years

Not looking forward to next 3 early wake-ups, 3rd one is to get up for the dawn service on the western front, in France) #ohwell #anzacday

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@Maya

11 years

Had a surreal night at work last night. Met Heaton Blumthal. Dawn French. Bill Nighy. Oh Rachel McAdams was there too. (Not a dream)

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