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@Maundu_1

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Welcome to my world of Delusions ||Low profile astuteπŸ€“ ||LA Clippers fanπŸ€|| @ChelseaFC πŸ’™

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Joined October 2023
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@Maundu_1
Chaplain!πŸ•΄πŸ½
2 months
Mkinipeleka hivi majamaa nikama 5M impressions nikama nitangoja mpaka yess arudi!😭
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@Maundu_1
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@mbiti_mwondi She promised to pursue further education after we met
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@Maundu_1
Chaplain!πŸ•΄πŸ½
2 months
Ndio kumaliza kusoma bibilia na nimeona kumbe Judas alikuwa shoga buana.Mbona ukiss mwanaume mwenzako juu umepewa 30 bob?
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@Maundu_1
Chaplain!πŸ•΄πŸ½
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Pale highschool ulikuwa ukimiss kuenda funkie ni either wewe ni sura mbaya ama hujuani na watu ya deepstateπŸ˜‚
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@Maundu_1
Chaplain!πŸ•΄πŸ½
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Wenzako wakivuruta ma foreign wewe unavuruta dunhill Ndio tuone wewe ni rich kid,gatheee utakufaaa!!!
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@Maundu_1
Chaplain!πŸ•΄πŸ½
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Manzi yako akianza kuongelelea mambo ya kupanga fantasy league we jua kuna mtu anakugongea!!πŸ₯²
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@Maundu_1
Chaplain!πŸ•΄πŸ½
2 months
Wazazi husema ati hizo vitu unafanya pia sisi tulifanya wakidhani you will stop.Mzae anataka kusema pia yeye alikuwa anasimp😭
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@Maundu_1
Chaplain!πŸ•΄πŸ½
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Unashangaa mbona unateseka sana hapa nje,kumbe ukizaliwa haukukam na sahani yako!!
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@Maundu_1
Chaplain!πŸ•΄πŸ½
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Pale Highschool mkikaribia time ya exam,C.U ilikuwa na mafans sana.Unaenda D.H adi selector hayuko🀣
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@Maundu_1
Chaplain!πŸ•΄πŸ½
11 days
Na muache kutuambia GM asubuhi,wengine wetu tunadhani mnamaanisha General MeakinsπŸ₯Ή
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@Maundu_1
Chaplain!πŸ•΄πŸ½
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Huku kwa ploti mzazi anaku approach anakuambia uache kuvuta bangi hatharani juu utaharibu kijana wake.Laiti angelijua kijana yake ndio peddi!!🀧
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@Maundu_1
Chaplain!πŸ•΄πŸ½
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Lakini kusema ukweli Mimi sijaielewa umuhimu wa kupiga nguo passi bana!
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@Maundu_1
Chaplain!πŸ•΄πŸ½
2 months
Kuna mtu atasema napenda wamama lakini bro,umeona vnye hawa SDA mums hukuwa na some big nyuash bana?
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@Maundu_1
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8 days
Btw ladies asking a dude β€œulitoa wapi number yangu” and blocking them after amekupea some uncomfy answer feels right but is notπŸ₯²chieth!!
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@Maundu_1
Chaplain!πŸ•΄πŸ½
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Wazee hamkunichanua huku kwa ndoa Unaweza kuwa umekosewa lakini bado ni wewe utaomba msamaha!😭
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@Maundu_1
Chaplain!πŸ•΄πŸ½
2 months
Na umewai panda ndege kweli ama ni hizo zako tu zenye unaitanga β€œmaziwa” Ndio umepanda pekee
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@Maundu_1
Chaplain!πŸ•΄πŸ½
14 days
Wenye walikuwa na Ndevu pale highschool walikuwa wanajiskia madon sana!Ona sahi uliambiwa unyoe juu ya attachmentπŸ˜‚
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@Maundu_1
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Mimi wacha nizidi kunyorosha skin na maji for now,ile siku ntapata pesa ndio ntanyorosha maishaπŸ˜‚
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@Maundu_1
Chaplain!πŸ•΄πŸ½
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Huku Campo ukiona mtu ametoka kwa gate ya chuo bila dem we jua huyo msee ni either ako njaa ama amegongewa 🀣
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@Maundu_1
Chaplain!πŸ•΄πŸ½
2 months
You never get to know the true nature of your partner until you start living together.
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@Maundu_1
Chaplain!πŸ•΄πŸ½
2 months
Yaani samovyu kukaa mbele kwa matatu pia mnaita connection?🀌🏾
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@Maundu_1
Chaplain!πŸ•΄πŸ½
2 months
One thing you don’t know about us Chelsea is that we usually spare the small teams n nut on the big teams.Tunamalisa hako kateam. You can take this to the bank byzewayπŸ˜‰
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@Maundu_1
Chaplain!πŸ•΄πŸ½
2 months
Back in the prime days ulikuwa unawatch drunken master unatoka pale with an illusion that you can beat everyone including your father.
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@Maundu_1
Chaplain!πŸ•΄πŸ½
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Sahi watu wa 9-5 ukiwatafuta wanakupiga zile za β€œsahi mwezi iko kwa kona” and other short storiesπŸ˜‚
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@Maundu_1
Chaplain!πŸ•΄πŸ½
2 months
Mtu hufika miaka ngapi hivi ndio anakuwa na loyaa wake nianze kujipanga mapema??
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@Maundu_1
Chaplain!πŸ•΄πŸ½
2 months
Na ukishika simu yangu wewe ingia adi kwa emails Haina noma,but kitu isikudanganye uende kwa browser history,tutakosana sana!😀
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@Maundu_1
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2 months
Yaani unakula bibi ya mtu alafu kinakuramba una stick apo ndani.I thought hii mchezo ilikuwa inahappen kwa madogi tu after zime mate!
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@Maundu_1
Chaplain!πŸ•΄πŸ½
2 months
Manze usikubali kulala njaa na huko Google wana offer cookies for free. It’s just you to accept them.
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@Maundu_1
Chaplain!πŸ•΄πŸ½
2 months
β€œWewe lala tu kijana na wenzako wanasoma”hii statement ukiambiwa na mwalimu ilikuwa inafanya unajifikiria sana before urudi kulala tenaπŸ˜‚
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@Maundu_1
Chaplain!πŸ•΄πŸ½
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Hao walimu wenye walikuwa wanakuja kufunza masaa ya PE walikuwa wanajiongoza ungedhani wanapewa extra penniesπŸ˜’
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@Maundu_1
Chaplain!πŸ•΄πŸ½
2 months
Real love was there zile enzi za β€œxaxa xweety”mkiwa na katululu,Skuizi tangu kila mtu apate iPhone ni kaswende tu mnasambazianaπŸ₯²
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@Maundu_1
Chaplain!πŸ•΄πŸ½
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Ile quote flani husema β€œGo hard or go home” should be normalized by ladies masaa ya mechi pekee.Hio si advise ya kuambia mtu ati agrind banaπŸ˜‚πŸ€ŒπŸΎ
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@Maundu_1
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Yoo! Hata ukuwe depressed to what level,don’t dare stay in the house kwanza alone!!Manze pale kujinyuria ni one time banaπŸ₯²
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@Maundu_1
Chaplain!πŸ•΄πŸ½
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Lakini kama umelelewa Eastlando na hujui kushuka a moving matatu hio hukuwa msiba wa kujitakia🀌🏾
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@Maundu_1
Chaplain!πŸ•΄πŸ½
2 months
Relationships at times hukuwa noma sana,what do you mean you can tell my tone via a text I’ve sent you? Ladies jameniπŸ₯²
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@Maundu_1
Chaplain!πŸ•΄πŸ½
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Lakini ladies what’s the need of putting those long nails and yk very well utaenda kusugua vyombo banaπŸ˜‚
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@Maundu_1
Chaplain!πŸ•΄πŸ½
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Ni Mimi pekee huskia guilty nikiskip a bible verse ama Christian content ama nyinyi ni atheists niachane na nyinyi?πŸ₯²
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@Maundu_1
Chaplain!πŸ•΄πŸ½
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Nimekuwa talking stage na peng flani wa Muthaiga akaniuliza β€œdemure” ni nini.Mimi na confidens yangu nikaambia yeye ni ule jamaa flani wa Ochungulo family na sahi sioni dp.I think mzae wake amemyanganya simu juu ya kutext usiku
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@Maundu_1
Chaplain!πŸ•΄πŸ½
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In everything you do manze usikubali kudate msichana anainua t-shirt yake huku nyuma ati ndio watu waone amebeba,that’s some low shitπŸ€ŒπŸΎπŸ˜‚
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Chaplain!πŸ•΄πŸ½
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There’s nothing that humbles you like kupigia dem yako alafu akuambie β€œTebu kata simu kiasi kuna msee ananicall”πŸ₯²
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@Maundu_1
Chaplain!πŸ•΄πŸ½
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Aki Mwenyezi Mungu Kama ni blueband inachelewesha mkate yangu,ilete tu hivyo ntapaka AvocadoπŸ₯Ί
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@Maundu_1
Chaplain!πŸ•΄πŸ½
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The moment you start building your house,get a baby or get fired from your job that’s when you will know no one has your back!!
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@Maundu_1
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Funny how the only place ladies hushikilia simu kwa mkono ni up town tu,huku muthurwa huwa hawajaribu hio mchezo buanaπŸ˜‚
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@Maundu_1
Chaplain!πŸ•΄πŸ½
2 months
Na nyinyi watu huinama alafu mnaexpose your butcracks mnakuanga mkifanya hii kitu intentionally ama n nguo haifiki kwa kiuno?
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@Maundu_1
Chaplain!πŸ•΄πŸ½
2 months
Hao matajiri wakinunia akina Martel na Singelton wanadhaningi they will get drunk expensively ama.Hawajui Kama wao ni light weight lazima zishikeπŸ˜‚
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@Maundu_1
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Pale kwa mchuano unaskia fiti pekee yako lakini ukitaka za diaper ndio unatukumbuka tukuchangie gathee?
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@Maundu_1
Chaplain!πŸ•΄πŸ½
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Tuko hapa COVO kahawa sukari,chali yako ame nunua quarter anaserereka mbaya sana Ndio avoid kuni is mzinga!πŸ˜‚
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Chaplain!πŸ•΄πŸ½
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Unakuta mkale Hana keja na anaitwa kipchumbaπŸ˜‚
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@Maundu_1
Chaplain!πŸ•΄πŸ½
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Kuna hawa majamaa unapatanga kwa njia na ka kikombe ati ni walemavu wanataka wachangiwe.Nani huleta hao wasee hapo coz hutawaiona akiletwa ama akichukuliwa na mtu.
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Leave alone women after periods,ile kutu hutwanga mtu akiwa highschool hukuwa noma sana!
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Unaona mahagga kwa streets,unaharakisha unaovertake mdem ndio uone sura lakini ukishampita uturn kuangalia,pure dissapointmentπŸ˜‚πŸ’”
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@Maundu_1
Chaplain!πŸ•΄πŸ½
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Wewe sema tu β€œnipee nichape chape” lakini hio upuzi usiambie mpoa wangu bana🫡🏾🀣
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@Maundu_1
Chaplain!πŸ•΄πŸ½
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Hawa watu hupop out of nowhere with your tbt picture wanakupost nayo siku ya birthday hujiona wakona some high level of getting info!🀣
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@Maundu_1
Chaplain!πŸ•΄πŸ½
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Pale highschool hakuna watu walikuwa focused kama izo breeds za ushago.Kazi ilikuwa githeri na vitabu tuπŸ˜‚
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@Maundu_1
Chaplain!πŸ•΄πŸ½
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Comrades mkirudi shule kumbuka β€œNi Heri kula karo wa shule kuliko kula karo ya shuleβ€πŸ˜‚
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@Maundu_1
Chaplain!πŸ•΄πŸ½
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Ukiishi kwa bedsitter za macomrade na hauna mtu your daily alarm hukuwa morning glories!πŸ₯²
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@Maundu_1
Chaplain!πŸ•΄πŸ½
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Hawa watu huandika some hanging tweet then wanamalizia na β€œif you know you know” hujiona wameweza sanaπŸ˜‚
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@Maundu_1
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Kwani Skuizi kuita a high calorie girl β€œZawadi nono kutoka mbinguni” ni vibaya? Mbona unajam na unafaa kukuaa the bigger personπŸ₯²
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@Omwami1672 Idea fiti sana G,Leo kukienda poa nikama ntafika 1k. @Maundu_1 πŸ’ͺ🏾
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@Maundu_1
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@georgediano Heheee😭😭the shaved alpaca
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@Maundu_1
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Pale highschool kuavoid kuvuruta bangi was one very hard task buana.Unaenda kukojoa usiku kwa choo unaskia sauti ya watu wakiomba chain inabidi umewajoinπŸ˜‚
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@Maundu_1
Chaplain!πŸ•΄πŸ½
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All active accounts let’s gain and grow together!Repost kwa wingi!πŸŒͺ️
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Chaplain!πŸ•΄πŸ½
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Mnasemanga wazee wakona wisdom gani hio.Nimeshinda leo na guks wa morio wangu and all I could hear ni β€œhgytkjdvarys trwqopllxz unaskia mjukuuβ€πŸ˜‚πŸ€ŒπŸΎ
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@Maundu_1
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Nikijaribu kuweka content 0 engagements,nikijaribu gain train roho inaniambia hapana,nikirepost hakuna hata comment.Majamaa you fellow small wig anakapitia buana!🀣
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@Maundu_1
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Sahizi Niko harakati ya kutafuta kajoint ka mabati penye ntakuwa nakuja kuona game na maboyz😁
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@Maundu_1
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If you’re still using a skiza tune upto date you’re the reason why Kenyans are sufferingπŸ˜…
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@Maundu_1
Chaplain!πŸ•΄πŸ½
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Ama utakuta hio mbogi ilienda Olympics wanashindwa intentionally ndio warudi haraka wasikose Maandamano πŸ˜‚
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@Maundu_1
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@Omwami1672 Mnimwage 1k jameni @Maundu_1
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Chaplain!πŸ•΄πŸ½
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Wadau let’s actively engage.I’m following back fastπŸŒͺ️🀝🏾
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@Maundu_1
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Najua hii Nairobi hakuna rahisi but nataka tu shout out nipate some few sojas niingie 1k wajameni.I also follow back!πŸ₯²
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@Maundu_1
Chaplain!πŸ•΄πŸ½
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Ushaipeleka msichana date hoteli hujaikanyanga alafu baada ya kukula pesa yako anakataa kuenda na wewe kejani na bado akona odacity ya kukuambia umlipie uber ni usiku?😀
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@Maundu_1
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Lakini shida hukuwa gani with samovyu,unakuta loyal anarepost content umerepostia mtu mwingine lakini kurepost post yako hio inamshinda.Acheni izo tabia
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@Maundu_1
Chaplain!πŸ•΄πŸ½
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Nimefikiria tu venye siku impressions zitajipa kuna jamaa ataanza kutengeneza parody yangu Ndio awamisleadπŸ₯² Mzidi kuengage wangwana🫡🏾
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@Maundu_1
Chaplain!πŸ•΄πŸ½
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Huku Naona mnajua kucheza safe sana.Unachanganya content na lots of gain trains and that’s how you remain relevant fellas!πŸ˜‚
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@Maundu_1
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Asubuhi nimeamkia nyama ya zebra apo kwa mathee sahi Niko hapa studio ni mistari tu natemaπŸ˜‚
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@Maundu_1
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Leo ma simps wa Man Useless watajifanya sad and disappointed Ndio wapewe na their girlfriends πŸ˜‚
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@Maundu_1
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Sisi Kama wanachelsea tumekataa hio mchezo ya kugongewa both home(football) and away (ndoa)πŸ˜‚
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Sunday afternoons ni za matajiri kujibamba na familia outside,sisi wengine after church tunajipanga vnye tutaenda chama na photo shoot!πŸ˜‚
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Wazeee si mnichanue venye mtu hutengeneza pesa na laptop buana ama niendelee kukesha nikiwatch movie?πŸ₯²
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@Maundu_1
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Wale watu wa one legge Ndio wamefurahi ati vybz ameachiliwa,sisi marich kids tunangoja young thug😁
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Niko karibu kuingiza kichwa tu pale second floor wangwana.If you see this just repost and follow me pals😁
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@Maundu_1
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@marto254_ @Kudi008 Bora asikuwe na mchezo wa taon?!! @Maundu_1 πŸ˜ƒ
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Pale Highschool Kama ulisomea mixed school na ukatoka bila kupeana mimba my fren sidhani utashindwa na Cirry girls buana!
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Ukiwa na more than enough inches,msupa atateta.Ikiwa kiasi bado pia ataleta noma.Madem,Huwa mnataka inches kiasi gani?
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@iamjuddah Even after making Red so furious,Glen was the only guy who always made him humble and also make him apologise severally!πŸ˜‚ Rip Mahn!πŸͺ¦
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@Maundu_1
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Shida yenu ni kusahau game ni 90 bana🀌🏾
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Na ukilala uone unaota ukihangaika kwa ndoto yako na bado in real life unahangaika mseee ,we jua you deserve to be a dogπŸ˜‚
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Hakuna situation noma Kama kusindikiza an ugly girl adi stage alafu upatane na your boys kwa njia.Mzee pale adi huezi jiexplain🀣
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Dem akianza kucall in for favors apo Ndio pia wewe una call in for kinembe, akikunyima unajua huyo hamuezi saidiana πŸ˜‚
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@Maundu_1
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Na hizi Olympics mnaonea wapi bana,sisi wenye tukona tv za mgongo KBC inaonyesha tu ngwati!
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@_oduk Whatever is being done to them must be very TOUGH but we won’t know till someone speaks out.I believe they’ll b someone who will tell us,we can’t lack a single person!
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@Maundu_1
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Pale highschool class of 2020 tulimaliza 2021,can’t believe I did 5 years in highschool buana na bado nikaanguka Kama kairoπŸ₯²
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Lakini mnatoanga wapi wamama fellow boys ama pia hio inahitaji connection?
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