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@MatthewKass

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Ask me about bobbleheads. Diehard Devils fan, world’s most adequate tweeter, and Taylor Ham’s strongest soldier. Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

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Joined July 2017
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@MatthewKass
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@TylerRichard93
Tyler McGillick
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Rangers would have dog walked Edmonton too
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@Wangleberry If this isn’t up there, I don’t know what is
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@Kofie That time the MSG broadcast casually mentioned one team’s starting goaltender had more all-time victories than the franchise he was facing.
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5 years
How y’all look wasting a whole decade of your lives on this whack final season. #GameOfThronesFinale
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Byron Bader
10 months
Henrik Lundqvist is one of the most consistent star tenders we've ever seen. Season after season he was giving his team a star performance in net.
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Matt Kass
2 years
About that time for the return of @NJDevils hockey. Let’s go get it! #NJDevils
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3 months
Best friends 4ever. 🫶
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4 years
@TylerIAm this is a new one.
@nypostsports
New York Post Sports
4 years
VCU-Oregon ruled no-contest in March Madness shocker
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Matt Kass
1 year
We really ripped Curtis Lazar away from his pregnant wife & young child and shipped him all the way across a continent after having visa issues, just to sit in the scratch suite with chicken tenders while Miles Wood’s bum ass is out there doing cardio. 😭
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@BR_OpenIce
B/R Open Ice
1 year
The @HockeyHallFame announcement is this Wednesday. Who do you think deserves the call for the Class of 2023? 🤔
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1 year
Just needed to shout out this custom plate I saw driving home from work today.
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Matt Kass
4 months
Sheldon Keefe seeing the state of NJ’s media after going through the press core wringer in Toronto:
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Matt Kass
1 year
Well y’know, just gotta get pucks in deep, cycle, stick to our game, and play a full 60 minutes out there on the ice and I think we’ll be good.
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Science girl
1 year
If you woke up to this, what would you do?
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2 years
@tomtomorrow from 2015. Still depressingly relevant.
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Matt Kass
1 year
If it’s about Stanley cups, Patrik Eliáš has more of those than both Sedins, and Daniel Alfredsson. If it’s about points, he’s got far more than the 431 Kevin Lowe was inducted with after riding others’ coattails to Cups. No matter how you slice it, Eliáš should be in the hall.
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Matt Kass
3 years
NOTE: Even with the lifting of mask mandates at Prudential Center, health experts still recommend bringing a mask to put over your eyes while the Devils are on the power play.
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Matt Kass
2 years
My TV froze. Surely Pavel Zacha, a high first-round pick in a stacked draft class was able to bury this can’t miss breakaway.
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Matt Kass
3 years
FORCIBLY REMOVED FROM THE LOCAL STOP & SHOP (the official supermaket of your @NJDevils ) FOR BARGING IN BARE CHESTED, HOOTING AND HOLLERING ABOUT OUR YOUNG CORE.
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Matt Kass
3 years
@NJDevils 500 likes to make this your new profile pic?
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6 months
Thank god I was there at Billy Joel’s 100th MSG residency show, other wise I’d be mad as hell that they cut away during Piano Man for the late local news.
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@TSN_Sports
TSN
1 year
“We didn’t lose four games” Rod Brind’Amour comments on his team being swept in the Eastern Conference Finals.
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2 years
“I think the Habs can realistically snag second overall from the Devils with a trade package of Josh Anderson, Jeff Petry, and…”
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Matt Kass
1 year
A locker room cancer?! at this time of the season?! At this time of day?! In this part of the country?! Localized entirely within PNC arena?! Yes. May I see it? No.
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@CanesStats
The Canes Stats Brand™
1 year
The reason Canes fans don't like Haula is because he was a known locker room cancer with tons of stories of incidents. It's not that hard to figure this out.
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Matt Kass
6 months
Miles Wood attempted to take a blowtorch to a wooden stick last season in order to try and improve its curve, so he gets my vote.
@girlsclubsports
Sports Girls Club
6 months
What athlete is most likely to stare directly at the sun today?
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Matt Kass
2 years
Guess who the Devils just signed?
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Matt Kass
2 years
PK was entirely correct to swing away on Wahlstrom. Debate a goalpost.
@NJDevils
New Jersey Devils
2 years
We've provided the following update on Jack Hughes' injury. ⤵️ #NJDevils | @jag_onept
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Matt Kass
9 months
And this is why I’m not a GM🫣
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Matt Kass
2 years
Nemec? God I hope I’m wrong, but you had Shane Wright in your laps at 2. Why not make the obvious pick?
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Matt Kass
2 years
So the good people at my job finally listened to me and made a Jack Hughes bobblehead!😈🏒 Need Devils Twitter to show out in full force on this one. Here’s the link to purchase:
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Matt Kass
2 years
#GoHabsGo fans when they realize the #NJDevils won’t be forking over the second pick for a mixed bag of bottom-six players:
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Matt Kass
2 years
@DragonflyJonez Is this a safe space to light up the Didgeridoo Darko Miličić pack?
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11 months
Remember Devils fans: The greatest revenge you can take on opposing fans trying to “invade” Prudential Center is forcing them to buy tickets directly from the team and triggering a spring trap series of repeat calls from the Devils ticketing department for all eternity.
@FourYearDynasty
FourYearDynasty
11 months
@FanaticsArmy I bought Islanders vs Devils tickets at prudential in 2009. I have not been back since. The devils ticket office calls me at least three times a year asking if I want to buy tickets.
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4 years
@FourVerts The entire beat writer internet is getting ready to assemble on him like the final battle in Endgame lmao
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Matt Kass
1 year
Jack Hughes on pace for an incredible 164 goals and 82 penalty minutes this season
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Matt Kass
3 years
@NJGov Ah yes, enjoying a nice slice of pork roll. While I’m at it, might as well hop on my personal motorized watercraft after using cotton ear swabs. If you can call it a jet ski and use q-tips, you can call it Taylor Ham you south Jersey savages.
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Matt Kass
7 years
@AP Me, adding my “nice” to all the other responses on this post.
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Matt Kass
1 year
Devils fans (me) who stuck through this era deserve every bit of good hockey that comes our way.
@DevilsGoalADay
Random Devils Goal A Day
1 year
3/23/19: ARI @ NJD: Drew Stafford, 4th of the season (195th of career) Assisted by Pavel Zacha and Miles Wood
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Matt Kass
3 years
@NJDevils Sic ‘em social team!
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Matt Kass
1 year
Also if you were here for the rebuild years like a true Devils Sicko™️, then seeing Bobby Farnham skating on the ice here at Pru Center is a magical moment.
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Matt Kass
1 year
It might not be the @NJDevils , but shoutout to @3IceHockey for a fun night at the rink!
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Matt Kass
6 years
I’m not a conspiracy theory guy, but my favorite one is that Disney created “Frozen” and “Disney on Ice” just to muddy the search results about Walt Disney’s cryogenically frozen head.
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Matt Kass
4 months
I can think of a guy who’s an all-time franchise leader in points, goals and assists, and holds the franchise record for most career game-winning goals with two cups under his belt that should get in first before anyone listed below.
@frank_seravalli
Frank Seravalli
4 months
13 days away from electing the Class of 2024, our @HockeyHallFame expert @AdjustedHockey is asking the tough questions facing five new candidates. Such a good look at their cases and the changing standards of the HHOF. Who gets in? Story:
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Matt Kass
11 months
Did Holtz accidentally back his car over Lindy’s dog after getting drafted or something?
@amandacstein
Amanda Stein
11 months
Changes to the #NJDevils bottom six today at morning skate ahead of facing the Sabres: • Mercer moving to center • Lazar moves up. • Holtz down with McLeod and Bastian • D stays the same
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Matt Kass
9 months
WHERE ARE THE JERSEYS? WE ARE A MONTH OUT FROM THE FIRST OF TWO GAMES TO BE PLAYED FOR THIS YEAR’S STADIUM SERIES. ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO MAKING MONEY?
@NHL
NHL
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The @JonasBrothers will be performing live before and during the #StadiumSeries game on Feb. 17! 🎶 Get your tickets now ➡️
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Matt Kass
1 year
I just think that Timo Meier.
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Matt Kass
3 years
Happy 2/22/22! Here are four pictures of @Jtootoo22 rocking the 22 in honor of the occasion!
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Matt Kass
2 years
Logging on to defend the honor of Luke Hughes:
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@laurkelly24
Lauren Kelly
2 years
maybe we just need to accept that l*** h&ghes just isn't good
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Matt Kass
3 years
Other teams The in the Devils expansion draft process
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The New Jersey Devils if they’d had to go to arbitration yesterday morning:
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@frank_seravalli Or, and hear me out on this one, Nashville could’ve held onto a 4-0 lead against a team that’s getting forcibly evicted from their own arena.
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NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman defending the league’s policies in the wake of the Blackhawks scandal.
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Matt Kass
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@fashion_nfl I’m not asking for much…
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Matt Kass
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@4lokoboyz Because our two fanbases are inextricably intertwined due to proximity, and even though we beef, there’s a small glimmer of begrudging respect on the side. Also it’s Twitter and I’m just here to shitpost.
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Matt Kass
5 years
ESPN just ran some @OfficialAFL content on the main channel. Pinned #ArenaBowl32 as “What 2 Watch 4” and ran a quick profile feature on @malachijones_7 . #BetOnUs
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Matt Kass
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Devils fans: Haha, one Cup since ‘40 Rangers fans:
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@foxxxygoat99
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@RangersTrevorr I have that spelunky chicks instagram info but I can't message you
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Matt Kass
5 years
@NJGov At maximum, you’re looking at four regions. Also, central jersey exists, but it’s nowhere near as big as people think it is. Don’t @ me.
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Matt Kass
6 years
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@MatthewKass
Matt Kass
2 years
“Forcible Jesus choir” has now replaced “plane crash” as my number one fear while flying.
@davenewworld_2
Fifty Shades of Whey
2 years
Imagine you get on a plane and you have to listen to this
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Matt Kass
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“Who the hell is this BrattPack fellow and why does he keep mis-spelling Columbus?”
@BlueJacketsNHL
Columbus Blue Jackets
4 months
Settling in nicely! Don’s here and getting down to business!
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Matt Kass
7 years
Big ups to the person with the green bastard sign at #RAW tonight. #TrailerParkBoys
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Matt Kass
10 months
Oh boy, surely those upstanding Leafs fans reacted calmly and rationally when a similar thing happened to them.
@mikecommito
Mike Commito
10 months
A year ago today, after a hat trick of disallowed goals in New Jersey, fans pelted the ice with debris. The Leafs ended up winning 2-1, halting the Devils' winning streak at 13 games, one shy of a new franchise record #Leafs365 #NJDevils #LeafsForever
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Matt Kass
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Desperately trying to keep them out of Dave Rogalski’s clutches:
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@TheAHL
American Hockey League
7 months
A pair of weekend shutout machines🤞
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Matt Kass
3 years
Going into New Jersey Devils Facebook groups
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Matt Kass
10 months
I went to multiple New Jersey Devils games a season between the years of 2013 and 2022.
@TickPick
TickPick
10 months
What rough stretch as a fan have you endured that proves your loyalty to the team?
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Matt Kass
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I, for one, am very excited to see all my friends next weekend at MetLife Stadium for the Jonas Brothers/Gaslight Anthem concert. I’m being told some kind of sporting event involving sticks and a puck will be thrown in as a bonus with our tickets too!
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Matt Kass
10 months
@jeffthen Damn, that’s crazy. Anyway…
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Matt Kass
7 years
Cleaning and organizing my work computer, and I decided to give it a new wallpaper. I like it, but the real question is what the @NJDevils think of it.
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Matt Kass
3 years
Oliver Bjorkstrand every time he plays against the New Jersey Devils:
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Matt Kass
2 years
The #NJDevils need to equip Blackwood with an electric shock collar that activates every time he tries to play the puck
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Matt Kass
6 months
Seems like a skill issue. Anyway, he was very happy to meet and sign for me a few years back. Have you tried being less of a miserable jagoff?
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@UnhingedPatrick
Patrick Hennessy
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Anthony Volpe rejected my autograph.
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Matt Kass
8 months
Cannot stress just how much seeing this twerp freely walking around Pru Center has been like putting a human face to all the bad vibes in the 2023-24 season.
@DevRickus
Rickus
8 months
Totally normal people.
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Matt Kass
3 years
Time for #NJDevils hockey!
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Matt Kass
6 years
BREAKING: @OfficialAFL announces expansion to Atlantic City. Team will play in Boardwalk Hall.
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Matt Kass
10 months
@Itsyabo81565846 Tired: obsessed Wired: best frenemies
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Matt Kass
6 years
@HashtagGriswold Here I go, posting the @MattBors peasant meme.
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Matt Kass
2 years
@DevilsMSGN Section 4!
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Matt Kass
2 years
Devils not making me research top draft prospects before December this season:
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@BR_OpenIce
B/R Open Ice
2 years
Most wins ever in the month of November for an NHL team? The New Jersey Devils
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Matt Kass
3 years
@_deadfootball Reduce, reuse, recycle. After the AFL folded in 2019, Baltimore’s turf has made its way to Kentucky and the Louisville X-Treme.
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Matt Kass
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@PrimetimeSamWoo
Sam Woo
2 years
I am giving it six games. #NJDevils
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Matt Kass
5 months
Didnt hear this bellyaching about the very same playoff format that dropped the -37 goal differential Caps right into their lap for the first round btw.
@NYP_Brooksie
Larry Brooks
5 months
It is patently ridiculous for a league to design a playoff format in which the team with the best record over the 82-game season would play the team with the third-best record in the second round.
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Matt Kass
5 years
We bringing it back, y’all! #Bears100 #Trubisky
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Matt Kass
2 years
@16Dubb @McJesse So it’s considered bad luck to say the name of the play in a theater. Part of the load of superstitions surrounding performing arts. Chris Rock said the name of the play when mentioning Denzel Washington’s best actor nom for that role, and then got slapped shortly after.
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Matt Kass
1 year
Only one of these three had a rule introduced to nerf his greatest skill outside of puck stopping.
@NHLNetwork
NHL Network
1 year
Which goaltender is the greatest of all time?🐐
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Matt Kass
3 years
@scervenka Sadly, the NJ Association of Counties is mistaken. Here’s the real map:
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@MatthewKass
Matt Kass
3 years
Found these NJ Devils/NJ Nets mashup concept jerseys from nhljerseymashup on IG. It’s a unique look for sure, and I don’t hate it. What do you all think?
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Matt Kass
1 year
Getting that jersey made is like the 20th least objectionable thing bro has done, actually.
@DevRickus
Rickus
1 year
Cool FB, thanks for thinking I wanted to see this. Spoiler, I don't.
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Matt Kass
5 years
Co-rookie of the Year Fabian Guerra is taking his game back outdoors with an XFL invite. #BetOnUs
@FabianGuerraJr
Fabian Guerra Jr.
5 years
🙏🏼🙏🏼
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Matt Kass
2 years
Flyers making the list of teams to watch for in the Timo Meier sweepstakes:
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Matt Kass
2 years
Shoutout to @BackhandedDevil for crafting a phenomenal new Devils Twitter reaction image from the suggestion bin. Top notch work as always! #NJDevils
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@MatthewKass
Matt Kass
10 months
Sorry BSmitty, should’ve aimed for the head to avoid a suspension.🤷🏻‍♂️
@NHLPlayerSafety
NHL Player Safety
10 months
New Jersey’s Brendan Smith has been suspended for two games for slashing Philadelphia’s Travis Konecny.
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