Ask me about bobbleheads. Diehard Devils fan, world’s most adequate tweeter, and Taylor Ham’s strongest soldier. Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
We really ripped Curtis Lazar away from his pregnant wife & young child and shipped him all the way across a continent after having visa issues, just to sit in the scratch suite with chicken tenders while Miles Wood’s bum ass is out there doing cardio. 😭
If it’s about Stanley cups, Patrik Eliáš has more of those than both Sedins, and Daniel Alfredsson.
If it’s about points, he’s got far more than the 431 Kevin Lowe was inducted with after riding others’ coattails to Cups.
No matter how you slice it, Eliáš should be in the hall.
NOTE: Even with the lifting of mask mandates at Prudential Center, health experts still recommend bringing a mask to put over your eyes while the Devils are on the power play.
FORCIBLY REMOVED FROM THE LOCAL STOP & SHOP (the official supermaket of your
@NJDevils
) FOR BARGING IN BARE CHESTED, HOOTING AND HOLLERING ABOUT OUR YOUNG CORE.
Thank god I was there at Billy Joel’s 100th MSG residency show, other wise I’d be mad as hell that they cut away during Piano Man for the late local news.
A locker room cancer?! at this time of the season?! At this time of day?! In this part of the country?! Localized entirely within PNC arena?!
Yes.
May I see it?
No.
The reason Canes fans don't like Haula is because he was a known locker room cancer with tons of stories of incidents. It's not that hard to figure this out.
So the good people at my job finally listened to me and made a Jack Hughes bobblehead!😈🏒 Need Devils Twitter to show out in full force on this one. Here’s the link to purchase:
Remember Devils fans: The greatest revenge you can take on opposing fans trying to “invade” Prudential Center is forcing them to buy tickets directly from the team and triggering a spring trap series of repeat calls from the Devils ticketing department for all eternity.
@FanaticsArmy
I bought Islanders vs Devils tickets at prudential in 2009. I have not been back since. The devils ticket office calls me at least three times a year asking if I want to buy tickets.
@NJGov
Ah yes, enjoying a nice slice of pork roll. While I’m at it, might as well hop on my personal motorized watercraft after using cotton ear swabs. If you can call it a jet ski and use q-tips, you can call it Taylor Ham you south Jersey savages.
Also if you were here for the rebuild years like a true Devils Sicko™️, then seeing Bobby Farnham skating on the ice here at Pru Center is a magical moment.
I’m not a conspiracy theory guy, but my favorite one is that Disney created “Frozen” and “Disney on Ice” just to muddy the search results about Walt Disney’s cryogenically frozen head.
I can think of a guy who’s an all-time franchise leader in points, goals and assists, and holds the franchise record for most career game-winning goals with two cups under his belt that should get in first before anyone listed below.
13 days away from electing the Class of 2024, our
@HockeyHallFame
expert
@AdjustedHockey
is asking the tough questions facing five new candidates.
Such a good look at their cases and the changing standards of the HHOF.
Who gets in? Story:
Changes to the
#NJDevils
bottom six today at morning skate ahead of facing the Sabres:
• Mercer moving to center
• Lazar moves up.
• Holtz down with McLeod and Bastian
• D stays the same
@frank_seravalli
Or, and hear me out on this one, Nashville could’ve held onto a 4-0 lead against a team that’s getting forcibly evicted from their own arena.
@4lokoboyz
Because our two fanbases are inextricably intertwined due to proximity, and even though we beef, there’s a small glimmer of begrudging respect on the side. Also it’s Twitter and I’m just here to shitpost.
A year ago today, after a hat trick of disallowed goals in New Jersey, fans pelted the ice with debris. The Leafs ended up winning 2-1, halting the Devils' winning streak at 13 games, one shy of a new franchise record
#Leafs365
#NJDevils
#LeafsForever
I, for one, am very excited to see all my friends next weekend at MetLife Stadium for the Jonas Brothers/Gaslight Anthem concert.
I’m being told some kind of sporting event involving sticks and a puck will be thrown in as a bonus with our tickets too!
Cleaning and organizing my work computer, and I decided to give it a new wallpaper. I like it, but the real question is what the
@NJDevils
think of it.
Cannot stress just how much seeing this twerp freely walking around Pru Center has been like putting a human face to all the bad vibes in the 2023-24 season.
Didnt hear this bellyaching about the very same playoff format that dropped the -37 goal differential Caps right into their lap for the first round btw.
It is patently ridiculous for a league to design a playoff format in which the team with the best record over the 82-game season would play the team with the third-best record in the second round.
@16Dubb
@McJesse
So it’s considered bad luck to say the name of the play in a theater. Part of the load of superstitions surrounding performing arts. Chris Rock said the name of the play when mentioning Denzel Washington’s best actor nom for that role, and then got slapped shortly after.
Found these NJ Devils/NJ Nets mashup concept jerseys from nhljerseymashup on IG. It’s a unique look for sure, and I don’t hate it. What do you all think?