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simaneka 

@MatNuugulu

3 years

It will end in car keys , house keys , stable relationships and great friends.🥺🙏🏾

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simaneka 

@MatNuugulu

7 months

If you find her in the war battle, will you shoot her?

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simaneka 

@MatNuugulu

3 years

I graduated during a global pandemic. My children will never hear the end of it😂😂

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simaneka 

@MatNuugulu

3 years

Help me celebrate my birthday🎉 here. Cheers to another milestone🤸‍♂️! #RoadTo30 😅🤘

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simaneka 

@MatNuugulu

4 years

Why are you mocking a young lady that is trying to improve her life? Mentioning that she's dirty and schools at Elite is no sign of humanity. Guys let's be human for once 🙏.

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simaneka 

@MatNuugulu

3 years

Enough with Mboma, NaTis is open.

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simaneka 

@MatNuugulu

2 years

First year in uni watching my rich classmates take out their laptops on the first day.

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simaneka 

@MatNuugulu

2 years

I no Spoela nge 😂🎓

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simaneka 

@MatNuugulu

4 years

Ndishi aamu seekela nuu problem uushona? Esiku to galulwa mo tent yaafuko komuntu ta popile ko🎤 opo to zi wa mona kutya uudhigu oko wa kala😂😂

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simaneka 

@MatNuugulu

1 year

Fear Women!!😭

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simaneka 

@MatNuugulu

3 years

Another one bagged 🎓. Congratulations 🎉 to me😭🙏.

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simaneka 

@MatNuugulu

9 months

200 change from how much?

Kapatashu GwoSpaces🇳🇦

@JT00e

9 months

My Ama2000s sister came home crying apparently she was given a fake money change💶🤣🤣🤣

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simaneka 

@MatNuugulu

5 years

How NBC reports. Dr. Itula:I love coke. NBC News Bulletins: Dr. Itula declare war on Fanta and sprite.

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simaneka 

@MatNuugulu

2 years

Done did it, Again and again🎓!!! So proud of myself!

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simaneka 

@MatNuugulu

4 years

I found the car today 😂😂😂😂. Y'all know it mos? 🤣

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simaneka 

@MatNuugulu

4 years

Incase you missed it

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simaneka 

@MatNuugulu

3 years

Yesterday I went to buy groceries...on my way to the taxi rank. I saw a local artist performing. I went and ask for a pic with plastics in my hand. This morning he posted on his page "PROVIDING FOR THE POOR😭

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simaneka 

@MatNuugulu

3 years

Seeing your mother cry is a different kind of pain😔💔

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simaneka 

@MatNuugulu

4 years

Guys when you pray for a job don’t forget to pray for a working environment that will not hinder your emotional, physical and mental wellbeing. I cannot stress how important this is.

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simaneka 

@MatNuugulu

4 years

Twitter for iPhone this, Twitter for iPhone that🤦‍♀️. Some of our Android phones cost more that your iPhone 8+ man. Shaishe!

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simaneka 

@MatNuugulu

9 months

Have you seen this🥹🥹??

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simaneka 

@MatNuugulu

2 years

Smoking Breaks must stop!!! We all have addictions but we don’t leave work to go have sex.

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simaneka 

@MatNuugulu

4 years

Omupresidente a pondo lye? 😭

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@TheNamibian

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simaneka 

@MatNuugulu

3 years

“Manchester United 2 behind, but in real life way way far behind😭” -Peter Drury

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simaneka 

@MatNuugulu

6 months

Almost everyone’s name now is attached to a degree. I love it ❤️

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simaneka 

@MatNuugulu

11 months

Honestly, relationships aren't supposed to be a prison. People are supposed to have their lives outside it. So yes, go on friendship dates, take pictures but don't come back to me!!

Lipitwa Shiveli🧸🥂

@BeatanotBetty

11 months

Gents, would you accept the idea of your girlfriend going out for a date with a different guy?

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simaneka 

@MatNuugulu

4 years

Stay away from girls who demand money after sex. One day they'll accuse you of rape. STOP!!

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simaneka 

@MatNuugulu

3 years

Todhengwa nokadhoro moipala ndee ou wete ike anuwa she's romantic😂? Pasop😂

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simaneka 

@MatNuugulu

4 years

Fishrot might go down with a lot of people.

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simaneka 

@MatNuugulu

4 years

Yoh, that was you Lord. 30 points with B in English 🙏

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simaneka 

@MatNuugulu

3 years

A degree is just a paper ngiini ano ponufu opo? Ka printe nee yoye

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simaneka 

@MatNuugulu

4 years

Guys, there's a difference between kapana and onyama ya yothwa munh, eses😂😂

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simaneka 

@MatNuugulu

4 years

@EnosMcManni #WolfFollowDrive

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simaneka 

@MatNuugulu

4 years

Relationship nowadays don't work because we are dating people who still love their ex. We suffer from insecurities we didn't create. We are dating people who are trying to move on. We are dating people who date for the sake of showing their ex that they can live without them🤷‍♂️

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simaneka 

@MatNuugulu

3 years

The qualifications that gave you a job, are the same qualifications that someone else have and does not have a job; the prayer God answered for you is the same prayer others have been praying without success; the road you use safely on a daily basis, is the same road others died

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simaneka 

@MatNuugulu

4 years

I know Sex is good and all😏 but have you ever got back home drunk and ate with your eyes closed?😂

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simaneka 

@MatNuugulu

4 years

After dumping someone, make sure you don't disturb them again😒 because you as the dumpee feels good but the dumpwaa doesn't feel the same way 😭🙄

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simaneka 

@MatNuugulu

4 years

Stop complaining about your life. People from Luderitz travel to Keetmanshoop (335KMs) to go buy a Combo at Metro.

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simaneka 

@MatNuugulu

4 years

I really don't get it with these ladies, a person dies and then you come here with snapshot are like "I didn't even reply his last SMS goetes". That's more painful than the death itself. Let's just leave it there and let's mourn in solidarity. It's really not necessary. Thank yu

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simaneka 

@MatNuugulu

3 years

To go meet the athletes in numbers upon return the same way politicians went to meet the "big plane" 🕯️ 🕯️

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simaneka 

@MatNuugulu

3 years

Na tu yiimweni🕺🍻

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simaneka 

@MatNuugulu

2 years

Festive is around the corner. Accidents take seconds to happen but suffering lasts a lifetime. Seatbelts and condoms should be worn on appropriate heads during respective RIDES. Especially on vehicles that don't belong to you.

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simaneka 

@MatNuugulu

4 years

As we congratulate and celebrate the achievements of those who recently graduated. One thing we all must learn is to develop a culture of helping people throughout the entire journey of life and not only when they have arrived at a certain noticeable stage in life.

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simaneka 

@MatNuugulu

3 years

BREAKING NEWS... WALVIS BAY MAN SEES HIS DEAD WIFE LIVING WITH ANOTHER MAN IN WINDHOEK A THREAD[ ]

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simaneka 

@MatNuugulu

4 years

Eewa, apart from scamming, Dr okwe mu ninga vali shike? Tongeni utale uukadona vange. Tongeni Tongeni oshili sheni 😂😂

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simaneka 

@MatNuugulu

6 months

Corrected Sir! Congratulations Toppi🎉

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simaneka 

@MatNuugulu

2 years

If you born 1998 or earlier, what are you still doing at UNAM??

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simaneka 

@MatNuugulu

2 years

FNB:-) N$835 000 reserved for purchase @ Indongo Toyota from Next Transact Acc..606643 using card..2686. Avail N$75098.28 31OCT 15:24 🕯️ 🕯️

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simaneka 

@MatNuugulu

3 years

Ashike one day we will beat each other because of Covid and its vaccine😂.

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simaneka 

@MatNuugulu

4 years

Okay, be honest. How much is left on your bank account? 😂

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simaneka 

@MatNuugulu

3 years

Stop complaining about your life. People from Luderitz travel to Keetmanshoop (335KMs) to go buy a Combo at Metro.

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simaneka 

@MatNuugulu

3 years

Ano iilumbu iha yi graduta?

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simaneka 

@MatNuugulu

4 years

Stop blaming alcohol influence when you hit a woman... Why didn't the alcohol lead you to the army barracks to go slap a soldier?? I hate nonsense.

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simaneka 

@MatNuugulu

3 years

Today I woke up to another email that my job application was unsuccessful. To feel disappointed or sad about the news, I rather feel overwhelmed that behind this communique someone is having the day of their lives. Don't hold yourself captive because of all "rejection".

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simaneka 

@MatNuugulu

3 years

Person: Why should i get vaccinated? Emma: So you stand a chance to win a tab mos chommie💀.

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simaneka 

@MatNuugulu

1 month

As a man, every day you MUST be in trouble! Warrant of Arrest, police looking for you, 3 warnings at work, things like that.

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simaneka 

@MatNuugulu

2 years

Broken English challenge??

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simaneka 

@MatNuugulu

3 months

First year in uni watching my rich classmates take out their laptops on the first day.

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simaneka 

@MatNuugulu

4 years

Immagine having an argument with a white person in English and you want to tell them ; "Ino etelandje ngaye" how will you put it? 😂😂

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simaneka 

@MatNuugulu

4 years

So this lady got fired from KFC and she just decided to drop the recipe as revenge. A queen😂

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simaneka 

@MatNuugulu

2 years

Uunonaanye😂

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simaneka 

@MatNuugulu

2 years

If you analyze this post closely, you will realized two important details, one is the selective use of colloquial abstract representation of normaltive words owing to the distinction in regulatory and degrotary and affirmitive relations to binary sentences.

The Namibian

@TheNamibian

2 years

“My decision to get married to a politician has negatively impacted my family financially and psychologically,” said Monica Geingos. Read today’s edition on Geingos explaining her family’s ties to Namdia’s biggest beneficiary, Doron Cohen.

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simaneka 

@MatNuugulu

4 years

Okay, last one 😂😂😂

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simaneka 

@MatNuugulu

4 years

Gents, be humble. Life can fuck you up. I've seen people who once "made it in life" but now they are beggars. It's not always about you, uupeko aawu shendje bossa yange. BE HUMBLE!!!

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simaneka 

@MatNuugulu

3 years

Work hard so that you don't post screenshots when somebody sends you money.

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simaneka 

@MatNuugulu

4 years

Played with the cam enough 😂

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simaneka 

@MatNuugulu

3 years

Why do women always assume men are in relationships ano? Yes, Propose me Ndeshi i also want you. Nonsense!

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simaneka 

@MatNuugulu

4 years

How is your Wednesday? 😁

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simaneka 

@MatNuugulu

3 years

Degreed😎🕺!!!!

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simaneka 

@MatNuugulu

2 months

The taxi I was in narrowly escaped a head on collision and all the tate driving could say was, in a very calm voice at that, "Ngeno twanya nee!" I nearly burst out in laughter 🤣🤣

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simaneka 

@MatNuugulu

3 years

Women with kids, single mothers, infertility, unemployment, broke men, short people, fishrot, twitter for Android, walking in the sun, drinking alcohol ,abortion, mocking IUM and all that, Are all sensitive topics to someone! Pick your struggle. Fokof!

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simaneka 

@MatNuugulu

4 years

You're congratulating others for getting pregnant manga to support O abortion. Uulai!

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simaneka 

@MatNuugulu

4 years

KEEP YOUR PHONES AWAY WHEN HAVING SEX!!! DO NOT TAKE ANY PICTURES OR VIDEOS! IT'S DISQUISTING!

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@MatNuugulu

3 years

The vaccinated people are waiting for the unvaccinated to die. The unvaccinated people are waiting for the vaccinated to die.

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simaneka 

@MatNuugulu

4 years

Relationship nowadays don't work because we are dating people who still love their ex. We suffer from insecurities we didn't create. We are dating people who are trying to move on. We are dating people who date for the sake of showing their ex that they can live without them🤷‍♂️.

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simaneka 

@MatNuugulu

3 years

One day we need to talk about how the new curriculum has caused so much confusion and frustration in the current education system. This thing is frustrating!

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simaneka 

@MatNuugulu

4 years

Me texting my fiance the night before the wedding : Yo, we still on for tomorrow?

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simaneka 

@MatNuugulu

2 years

Cheers 🍻 to #Chapter26

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simaneka 

@MatNuugulu

4 years

Am I the only one who boils the kettle twice in case the water got cold in the 10 seconds I wasn't there?

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simaneka 

@MatNuugulu

2 years

As we congratulate and celebrate the achievements of those who recently graduated. One thing we all must learn is to develop a culture of helping people throughout the entire journey of life and not only when they have arrived at a certain noticeable stage in life.

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simaneka 

@MatNuugulu

3 years

How much money do you need to solve all your problems?

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simaneka 

@MatNuugulu

2 years

Man😂😂😂😂

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simaneka 

@MatNuugulu

3 years

If alcohol closed Thursday why am I seeing drunk people, where did they drink?😠😠

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simaneka 

@MatNuugulu

3 years

If he doesn’t drink Tombo, dump him today. He is a she! Eshi ihaanhu otombo, iilyavala keehole Ile omeva?

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simaneka 

@MatNuugulu

24 days

This December go to your father's side of the family, they miss you.

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simaneka 

@MatNuugulu

9 months

In Windhoek, your Aunty can be your landlord. ~Robert Mugabe

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simaneka 

@MatNuugulu

16 days

Some of you are here saying nyee nyee nyee nyee on that whatever story while you are also busy sleeping with married men. Shame on you Ndapandula

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simaneka 

@MatNuugulu

3 years

Overtaking city police feels and looks illegal😂💀 bust isn't.

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simaneka 

@MatNuugulu

3 years

Good morning 😂

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simaneka 

@MatNuugulu

11 months

The heads of the two animals are not the same. One have horns, one doesn’t, one head is fully white one is partially. You are really on a lying spree today. Nice Try!

Dr. Etuna S

@Dr_Etuna_

11 months

We are celebrating One Million REACTIONS 😜😜😜😝😝😝😝. Thank you all for your continuous support 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

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simaneka 

@MatNuugulu

4 years

Sho ngaa ihee kotha kiikutu yandje ta yi lala pondje ngele ohauto🚘 yandje ta yi lala mepya akwetu?

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simaneka 

@MatNuugulu

4 years

Convert your salary into USD😂😂

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simaneka 

@MatNuugulu

3 years

Just in case you are planning on going for vaccination, the President and First lady recovered in not more than 5 days without being vaccinated either 😊.

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simaneka 

@MatNuugulu

7 months

G Wagon! Iitenda omlongo🔥

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simaneka 

@MatNuugulu

3 years

I wonder how pastors ask for sex. lla twii nyongamene😂😂😂???

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