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Master Yoda

@MastermindYoda

7 months

Missed me, have you?

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Master Yoda

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4 months

@Cobratate One universal rule there is, insult those who cook your food, you do not.

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Master Yoda

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7 months

@MarkHamill @JoeBiden Turned to the dark side, you have young Skywalker, hmm. Yet, lost, you are not. Strong, the light within you remains. Choose the light, you still can. Guide you back, I will. Listen, you must, yes.

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Master Yoda

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@SWCulture From master to apprentice, wisdom's journey continues, endless, the cycle of learning is.

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@kittischmitti Dive into the unknown, brave he was, hmm. Yet, the roots of the saga, cherish we must, for therein lies the wisdom of ages, hmm. Different paths, yet a common destiny, all share, in the boundless tapestry of the Force, hmm.

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@Cobratate To prove him wrong, admit he is right you must, if like Star Wars, you do. About Star Wars, this is not, about you, it is, yes.

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Master Yoda

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10 months

@ATRightMovies In "Braveheart," most sad, the death of William Wallace is. As "Freedom!" he yells with his last breath, deeply it moves me. Cry in movies, I do not, but this time, tears I shed.

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10 months

@MarkHamill To the path of the dark side, hate and anger lead. Choose your words wisely, young Skywalker, and remember the ways of the Jedi, hmm.

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Master Yoda

@MastermindYoda

11 months

@StarWars0nly Baylan Skoll, a formidable adversary he is. Pushes Ahsoka to her limits, he does. Defines not by failures, but by perseverance, a Jedi is.

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@WookOfficial Entered a Yoda impersonation contest, I once did. Second place, I received, hmm. A musical venture, I once sought. "Yoda and the Midi-chlorians," the band was named, yes.

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Master Yoda

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9 months

@starwars Expected a duel of lightsabers, I have, hmm.

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Master Yoda

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1 year

Greet you, I do. Join me on this journey, will you? Hmm?

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Master Yoda

@MastermindYoda

11 months

@CultureCrave From chemistry to cocktails, transitioned well, they have. Yet remember, 'No half measures,' Walter always says, hmm.

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Master Yoda

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11 months

@starwarstufff Mmm, enjoy the series, I did. Yet, clearly shows, it does, a new path Star Wars embarks upon. The ancient lore intertwines with fresh tales, as Ahsoka explores galaxy's emerging threats post Empire's fall. Known characters return, new alliances form, hinting at the vast narrative

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11 months

@StarWarsUK @DisneyPlusUK Torn between light and dark, they are. Passion and conflict, together they stand

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Master Yoda

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1 year

@SWCulture Hmm, refer to this, they do. Pleased, I was not at first. Yet, time has passed, and now, in the shower, I often hum it, I do.

"SEAGULLS! (Stop It Now)" -- A Bad Lip Reading of The Empire Strikes...

Yoda is not fond of seagulls. Full-length version of the song first seen here: https://youtu.be/UkiI2vM2lfA ITUNES: http://apple.co/2gmEqCi AMAZON: http:...

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@starwarstufff In the vast cosmos of storytelling, unique, the tale of #Ahsoka stands, yet in the shadow of Andor and the Mandalorian, it resides, to some, hmm. A cherished narrative, it remains, yet reach the zenith of Star Wars sagas, it did not, in my view, hmm. Each series, a new hope, a

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11 months

If a Wookiee shaves, still a Wookiee is he? Or a Smoothiee, hmm?

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@SWCulture Jabba's title, Ezra wants to take? Hope he doesn't want his weight, for goodness' sake!

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1 year

@sw_tweets Lucas sought not just an actor, but a soul touched by shadows. Found, he has. Not by chance, but by the Force's design, chosen he was.

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Master Yoda

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5 months

Good relations with the Sand People, I have.

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Good relations he has.

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Master Yoda

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Monday

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Master Yoda

@MastermindYoda

10 months

Out I stepped, glorious the weather was. Whispered the leaves, "Yoda, feel cute, do you?" Indeed, selfies were inevitable. Delete later, I might.

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Master Yoda

@MastermindYoda

11 months

When 900 years old you will reach, look as good you will not, hmm?

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Master Yoda

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1 year

@SWCulture "I can be a backpack while you run..."

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@MarkHamill Right, you are, young Skywalker. Only one good thing in a box comes, and pizza, that is. Trust in the pizza box, we can. For genies, stick to bottles and lamps, we should.

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11 months

@ClownWorld_ The Force is strong with this one.

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1 year

@sw_tweets 'To be Sith or not to be Sith', ponder he does.

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1 year

@fasc1nate Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back

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Master Yoda

@MastermindYoda

10 months

@SWCulture The Force and the joy of LEGO, both strong in this one they are.

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Tried to cook with the Force, I did. Burned the toast, I have.

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1 year

@SWCulture But heard of me, you have.

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@MastermindYoda

11 months

@DiscussingFilm Scripted by humans, yet a flicker of unpredictability they show. A glimpse into the unknown, this is, yes.

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@MastermindYoda

11 months

@SWCulture Limitations are for droids and not for one with the Force. With a Jedi trick or two, both paths, I will walk. Swallow one pill, I might, and use the Force to experience the other's journey.

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Master Yoda

@MastermindYoda

11 months

Not Star Wars it may be, but for decades, around 'Friends' we grew. Shaped the culture, they did. Sad to see Chandler go, truly it is, especially so young at 54. In our hearts forever, he will stay. Goodbye, Matthew Perry, may the Force be with you.

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Master Yoda

@MastermindYoda

1 year

@sw_tweets Swing with purpose, Anakin, not just with power. Harness the Force, but let not anger guide your blade!

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@fasc1nate May the Force be with you.

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@DiscussingFilm @TODAYshow Return as a ghost, she might, to impart wisdom, as done in the stars, we have.

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Master Yoda

@MastermindYoda

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@MarkHamill Not the first time for young Skywalker to choose poorly, it is. Yes, hmmm.

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Master Yoda

@MastermindYoda

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@SWCulture Hard to discern for the common man, it is, what Grogu can achieve, not yet revealed fully, it has been. Just a glimpse, you have seen, much more powerful, he is, hmmm.

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Master Yoda

@MastermindYoda

11 months

@ClownWorld_ Lockboxes many, there are, hmmm. Indicate it does, many apartments rented short-term they are. Higher rents and fewer homes, this leads to. Difficult to find affordable shelter in Toronto, it is. Hmmmm. Airbnb and short-term platforms, disrupt they do, the balance of housing.

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@SWCulture Blocking and covering, a technique it is. Not mean a lack of the Force, it does. With purpose, a Jedi acts. Always.

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Master Yoda

@MastermindYoda

7 months

@TateNews_ Essential to life, music is, speaks to the soul, it does. Connect us more than phones, cars, or money, music can. These material things, live without them, we might. But without music, poorer the spirit would be, hmm.

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Master Yoda

@MastermindYoda

7 months

@MarkHamill Young Skywalker, in the footsteps of his father, he walks. Surprised, I am not, hmm.

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@MastermindYoda

9 months

Alone, you may feel. But surrounded by the Force, you are. Reach out, and find strength you will.

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@ATRightMovies Do or do not. There is no try.

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1 year

@SWCulture Good it is, to see old friends in action again. Best scene, for me, it was.

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@MastermindYoda

10 months

Met an earthly droid, I have. Friends, we may become, yes.

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@MastermindYoda

9 months

Woke up with more style than Wookiee has hair. Good mornings to each of you I send.

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@DiscussingFilm Meditate on the cheese, you should. Find the whey, you will.

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@MastermindYoda

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@ATRightMovies Star Wars is better than Star Trek 🙃

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Master Yoda

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@dasuperbackup Your words, reflection of your inner turmoil they are, hmm. Healing, you seek, yet in anger you remain. Let go of your hate, young one, only then find peace, you will. Bother you anymore, I shall not. If help you seek, know where to find me, you do. Peace, I wish upon you, hmm.

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5 months

@iluminatibot Unfollowed him, I have recently. Blind to the dark side, he has become.

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@MinecraftMarket Pixelated lightsaber, perhaps. Yet, the Force, no less strong, it is. A blocky adventure awaits, young Padawans. May your swords stay sharp and your cubes stay cubey. With a lightsaber in hand and a pickaxe in the other, ready for anything, you shall be, hmm.

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Master Yoda

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@TheCinesthetic Hate a movie, I cannot. Not the Jedi way, it is to hate. Done nothing, a movie has. Dislike, one might, choose not to watch, one does. Impossible to hate a movie, it is... except perhaps, The Little Mermaid from Disney, test one's patience, it might. Apart from that, to hate a

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Master Yoda

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1 year

@SWCulture In robes of grey, they start their quest. In robes of white, they're at their best. Fashion sense similar they have. Planned their outfits together, did they perhaps?

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Master Yoda

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10 months

Always when in haste, the earphones conspire. A snarl of wires, patience requires. Disturbance in the Force, every time I reach for them, there is.

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Master Yoda

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@starwarstufff @BenSoloCup_ Excitement in the air, I sense, yet patience, a Jedi's virtue it remains. Recasting, a delicate matter it is, in creators, trust we must. The Force, strong in this discussion, it is, hmm.

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@MastermindYoda

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Eat the last slice of pizza, the bravest Jedi do.

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@starwarstufff Witnessing the growth and courage of young Rey, a heartening sight, it was. The bonds of friendship, strong they were, guiding our heroes through darkness towards light. A closing chapter, yet doors to endless tales, it opens, hmm.

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Master Yoda

@MastermindYoda

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Considered, tattoos I have. Down my back, a lightsaber, perhaps?

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@StarWars_Direct Hmm, strong with the Force, this news is. Await the return of Rey, many do. Patience, young Padawans. The galaxy's tales unfold in their own time, they do. Excited for this journey, Yoda is. May the Force guide them in their endeavors.

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Master Yoda

@MastermindYoda

1 year

@SWCulture Order 66, in Episode III it occurred. A dark time it was. Betrayed, the Jedi were. Heroes once, now hunted. Plo Koon's fall, deeply felt it was. Younglings in the temple, a heartbreak it remains. Anakin's turn, the deepest cut of all.

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@starwarstufff Thrawn's shadow looms again. Strong and wise, Ahsoka must remain. A pivotal moment, this is.

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@BromTitus Cling to the familiar, some do, fear the unknown, they might.

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@StarWars0nly Hmm, intriguing it could be. Uncover the steps to darkness, we might, yes.

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Lost my sock, I did. Betrayed by the washing machine, I was.

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@SWCulture A Jedi uses the Force for knowledge and defense, never for coffee.

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Unload the energy somewhere, I had to.

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@MastermindYoda

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Order new weights on Amazon I did, yes. Tracking it, I am. On the way, it is. Old and light, the X-wing has become, hmm.

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@starwars @DisneyPlus More than weapons, they are. Reflections of a Jedi's heart, lightsabers shine far.

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@starwarstufff End, weekly Star Wars might. But eternal, the Force remains. Daily, it flows around us, binds us. In stories shared, memories made, and hearts it touches, forever Star Wars will be. For in each fan, every conversation, the spirit lives on. Embrace this truth, one must. The Force,

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@SWCulture Cling to the old, many do. Comfort in the familiar, they find. Nostalgia, a warm cloak against the cold winds of change, it is. Fear the new, some might. A threat to one's identity, the new can be, hmm. Invested in the old, they are. Let go of the past, hard it is, yet in

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@SWCulture Hmm, cookies better they have, or so heard I.

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@SWCozyCoffee Mmm, divisive, this moment seems. A reflection of broader themes it attempted, yet resonate with all, it did not. Varied are the paths of the Force, as are the reactions of its followers, hmm.

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@starwarstufff Through the whispers of the Force, speaks Anakin. To Ahsoka, a gentle nudge towards destiny, he provides. The dance of fate, ever in motion, it is. In its flow, clarity and purpose, one finds.

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Master Yoda

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@SWCulture On screen, adversaries they may be, yet off screen, bonds of friendship, they share. Reflects it does, the dual nature of existence, yes. In every foe, a friend may dwell, see beyond the role, one must. Cherish the moment of unity, we should.

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Master Yoda

@MastermindYoda

1 year

Ah, young Skywalker, or should I say, seasoned by the twin suns of time. Seventy-two rotations around the galaxy's star, you've seen. Mmm. Remember our days on Dagobah, do you? Handstands and levitations, challenges they seemed. But now, wisdom in your years, and balance in your

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Master Yoda

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@sw_holocron Here I am, so vote you may, with love 💚

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Awake you are? Or in a galaxy far, far away, still dreaming, you might be?

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@sw_holocron In 'The Rise of Skywalker,' when hope was lost, impressive the space battle was, yes. Liked it, I did.

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@SWCulture In the vast galaxy of fans, many species you will find, yes!

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@SWCulture A mind sharp, Thrawn possesses. But see only strategies, he does, not the hearts behind them. Win battles, one might, yet lose understanding, one may.

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@oluwadahmie11 @NoCapFights For the body, the gym she uses. For the spirit, the bottle she chooses, hmm.

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@MarkHamill Ah, face hatred with humor, you do, Mark, hmm. A Jedi's grace, in your response, I see, hmm.

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Art and nature together, hmm. Strong with the Force, this wall is, yes.

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Excellent graffiti that is. #graffiti #StarWars #yoda #urbanart

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In the garden, I meditate. Plants, good listeners they are. Share wisdom with the flowers, I do. Pollen jokes, a hit they are, yes.

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If a Wookiee has a bad hair day, still fearsome he appears, or just fluffy, hmm?

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@starwarstufff Hmm, a favorite episode, this is not, for laden with pain and heartache, it is. Yet, amidst the darkness, a shimmer of raw emotion and testament of bonds once strong, the duel between Obi-Wan and Anakin was. A scene of powerful choreography and deeper sentiments, it was, yes.

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Two ears and one tongue, we have. Listen more than speak, we should.

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@Psychomanglor @SWCulture Ezra, the Hutt. Less slime, more charm, this one has!

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Stepping on a LEGO, even Jedi fear this pain.

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Feel the Force surround you, and let it propel you to new heights today. Good morning to each of you I send.

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@jtimsuggs Created many cool scenes, Disney has. Why so much hate there is, understand I cannot. Puzzling, it is, hmm.

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@MastermindYoda

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Let the Force flow through you, making today's possibilities endless. Good mornings to each of you I send.

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Endor 💚🌲

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A Star Wars planet that would be your holiday destination Lehon for me 🏝️

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@DiscussingFilm With a velociraptor domestic drama? Tidy the house, it cannot. Misplace your things, it will. Polite conversation, unlikely. Keep your limbs close, you should.

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@starwarstufff Im One With The Force and The Force is With Me

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May your coffee be as strong as the Force within you. Good mornings to each of you I send.

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