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Money Magician + AI Aesthete + Malicious Memer.

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@fightsonlyy I almost feel bad because he's obviously retarded.
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@DollPariah Nofap is for guys who get no pussy and think semen retention will give them magical sperm powers that will get them pussy.
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@Censored_Vids If you pull out the gun first you better be prepared to get shot.
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3 months
@TRIGGERHAPPYV1 They should be looking for the real criminals. Drug dealers, thieves, etc.
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@NoEmmeG I'm German
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@Cobratate @SStricklandMMA Bruh you laughed about scamming incels out of their life savings. That IS NOT respectable no matter how you try to justify it.
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@CouldntFade This is why we have weight classes.
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3 months
@papiitiino @DailyLoud I don't pay for any of those.
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@BurgerBarBurner Rooky mistake. Gotta apply as a lesbian black female. They might be confused during the interview, but they still get their tax credit.
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@Rothmus Sometimes you have to jack off beforehand so you can keep going without ever finishing. Can confirm women love this. Gotta throw a dog a bone every once in a while.
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3 months
@2020fights Growing up like this usually gives someone severe anxiety, but they end up stronger than others.
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3 months
@raygriffin3000 @GunloverClub1 Not every day are you shot with multiple 50 cal bullets
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@creation247 Porn will always be on the internet. Trying to block it is futile.
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2 months
@ShaykhSulaiman Sad to see, but Hamas started a war on OCT 7th 2023.
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2 years
@MissBehaving777 @MrBeast Yeah. Senile 70-80 year olds aren't cutting it.
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@MelNanua @Censored_Vids If you pull out the gun first you better be prepared to get shot. If you wait until someone points a gun at you, you're likely to get shot or die.
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@DesiSanatani @TimesAlgebraIND Why are cartoons manifesting our future 💀
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@bensmithlive Prostate cancer speed run.
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@TateTheTalisman Nah, its normal people vs. muslims.
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@SixSmash @Rothmus Eh it's nice to make the woman happy every once in a while
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@weirddalle LED will ruin his chicken, but he's immune 😭
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3 months
@ronin19217435 Magnets lose magnetism, and take a lot of energy to magnetize. This contraption would be useful for pretty much nothing, very low energy output. Blocked.
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@Absolunar 👉Dead internet theory:
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@brutalfightz This is probably the only real way to change the culture. Strong father figures.
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@BenTheBaneDavis @OregonTrashTalk Can't cancel comedy. Every race is allowed to be made fun of.
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@sheepsleepdeep @JoeKassabian I took the ASVAB when I was 17 and got a 94. The best part.... I was completely stoned when I took it🤣
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@ShitpostGate White people in the UK are about to start crossing the USA southern border seeking asylum lmao
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@TRIGGERHAPPYV1 The thing is, he's most likely a lying tweaker and did steal the bike. No one sells a bike for $10.
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@creepydotorg "without major brain damage"😂
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@AndrewPrat11031 @fightsonlyy Yeah I doubt he'll do this again, so I guess it worked.
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@ShaykhSulaiman Fuck Hamas, because they are causing innocent civilians to get killed in Palestine.
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@Obielicious @EndWokeness I'm a gay black woman on all my job applications/forms. Gets you into an interview and they'll either love you or hate you 😂
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@ae77x069 @PFabs @sheepsleepdeep @JoeKassabian Drove myself in my 1996 Acura Integra. Anime fæggot.
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@naansequitur @DAVIDPLEASESTOP Only if you're double dipping without peeing first.
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@trueTuhinKhan @lporiginalg No, people in the northern United States didn't even have slaves.
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@letsgetwasted__ @iluminatibot Pfizer/moderna are running the raffle, the horse is the vaccine. They get paid for each vaccine that it administered, but only have to pay some money back for the small percentage of people injured or killed by the vaccine.
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@1776General_ In America the old man could have drawn a gun on them 🤷‍♂️. Maybe Europe needs a second amendment.
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@GlobeEyeNews Where they the ones doing Bacha Bazi?
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@chudunno_me @DailyLoud Plot twist: Him and his dad put out fake blood, and the son reports his dad as missing knowing they would assume he killed his dad. The son lets the cops interrogate him until he falsely confesses to murdering his dad, making the cops look bad. The dad would later return saying
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@TRIGGERHAPPYV1 No one will ever stop me from seeing my kids. To the death.
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@hurrycaine @stillgray Obviously he should just stop the war, pretty simple 🤣
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@lporiginalg Just lie. Or choose "I prefer not to answer" or "mixed race". Affirmative action is a terrible idea.
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@JustAnother11b @TRIGGERHAPPYV1 They educate them for free😂
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@tahinibased @DegenCPA22 I'm not gay, but I could do without the female mind I think 😂
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@VENOM18_forever @InsaneRealitys That's like the difference between Alabama and Georgia.
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@devilslayerr_ @sneako What did he text tho? No one knows right?
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@DrAhmednurAli Lmao how's it going with Trudeau?
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@SqueeblyWeebly @kuaze99 @ElonMuskAOC @BrianDEvans Well no.. they can't. You literally don't know what you're talking about.
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@PollsNOpinions1 A violent religion that breeds violent people.
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@spongeworthy2 @Onecrazyndn @ETOHPOPRN @ClownWorld_ More bills have been used to snort coke than people probably realize.
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@enzlut2 @ShitpostGate People that are tired of muslim terrorists*
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@mazemoore @EndWokeness I doubt the pier cost more than a million dollars. That 230 million went to government officials and their friends.
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@foxthatroxx @Thomasslabbers @GailAlfarATX It's for the 50-60+ population now. The fake media will die with the older generation.
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@AFpost Women shouldn't be voting.
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@RealUtahMan @hodgetwins @elonmusk You have to act gay to get in if you're a white man.
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@raygriffin3000 @GunloverClub1 I bet it would stop multiple of 9, 45, 556
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@ZainU21848152 @historyinmemes I can tell this would be terrible.
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@MackeyshaWaller @RealCrazyFight_ This is probably Afghanistan, they literally practice bacha bazi (gay pedophilia). But I do agree.
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@2020fights So romantic lol. W boyfriend though I'd do the same thing
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@dalysyt @DailyLoud This photo applies to literally everything other than maybe nuclear war lmao.
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@awarediagram68 @DeFiDaddyK0ol @jack1edayt0na @DerekBrunson She was born intersex. It's very rare. If there are XY chromosomes present you need to be competing in male sports.👍
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@GunloverClub1 Unnecessary. You would need a lot of trust in your teammates.
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@PBogat @SStricklandMMA @BelieverMindset Strickland vs 300 tweakers 😂
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@JamesCa09181212 @FightHaven Legally its the least amount of force necessary to eliminate the threat, in this case that would just be drawing the weapon. Not shooting unless the attacker continued.
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@MarieIsabellaB @weirddalle Real men just pull out.
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@TRIGGERHAPPYV1 Nitrous oxide will f*ck you up (bug eyes)
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@pinseeker91 @thekillakay_ Depends where you are. In the Pacific Northwest many rivers are crystal clear and ice cold.
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@HeroDividend @elonmusk You have to look for porn on X. I think you're guilty 😁🫵
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@Nobleshield @hartgoat @RestingHam You might want to get that looked at.
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@PPC4Liberty Well that map isn't accurate.
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@SatireSphere25 @sneako Any presence of XY chromosomes should disqualify you from women's sports.
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@tomek_iwa @bensmithlive No, letting jizz ferment in your nutsack for unnatural periods of time is actually bad for you.
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@missaraya94 @SixSmash @Rothmus No softie here. I have an unlimited sex drive.
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@AMAZlNGNATURE I'm guessing they're the smartest primate. Human looking face, whites in eyes, etc.
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@TacoBoss3323 @hamsterrzz @aestheticphilos @TechyKaptan @Dexerto Every medical professional took it. They are not "dropping like flies"
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@thatstockguyman @YUNGJEFF @DrDisrespect Seems like he would say that if it was the case, right?
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@enzlut2 @ShitpostGate They're mad that their country is being overtaken by uncivilized Africans and Arabs. Even worse their government isn't prosecuting them equally for their crimes.
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@leoknyc777 @JoeyMannarinoUS People with over 100M are business owners and companies, not just greedy men hoarding wealth. This tax would negatively affect the overall economy and job outlook for everyone. Dumbass.
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@MichaelGrahamSC @LuckyMcGee 1. They said in the video that he was goin 160mph. 2. I only use cruise control when there isn't anyone in front of me.
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The 2020 presidential election map if only men could vote...👀 #TRUMP
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@RadarHits Doesn't matter. 45% capital gains tax is the deciding factor.
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@B2RKN @iamyesyouareno You don't know how an opioid overdose works. You nod out and go unconscious, your body forgets to breathe. That is not what happened to him.
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@PFabs @sheepsleepdeep @JoeKassabian Was working at red robin at the time, ripping my dab pen in the bathroom all day. The marine recruiter I was talking too asked me to come into take the ASVAB after work lol
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@saras76 @ElijahSchaffer Most women apparently
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@RealCrazyFight_ Punching the dog too
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@sunnydecree They'll learn, and eventually transfer to BTC.
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@05jake5 @WinnieSchola @Dexerto As a 21 year old American man that takes his 9mm pistol everywhere, this blows my mind lol.
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@InternetH0F I don't blame him. Calling the cops on your 12 year old daughter is pathetic. You need to be able to control her.
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@Bonjoivc @bensmithlive So I should wait until I have a wet dream instead of having sex?
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@Johndoe0526 @DollPariah I have sex with my girlfriend daily. I don't need any motivation to go seek out more pussy. That could land me in trouble 😂.
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@heyzuestv @ayeejuju IDK bro i guess i never graduated past the blinkers
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