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Hengor Shesterqvist stan. 24 orbits around the sun. Hydroxic acid enthusiast. Follower-described FBI agent. Go Cowboys and Rangers 🏈 🏒🇮🇪🇩🇪🇺🇦🇳🇱🇨🇿

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Year two with the goats!! 🔵🔴🔵🔴 #NoQuitInNY #NYR
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@PoliticsLs I must have missed that 2020 Democrat Riot in… Bermuda
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@ConSelfOwns It’s not even the left who are indicting republicans. It’s primarily the right doing so to other members of the right.
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@chesscom I suffered an aneurysm from trying to understand this
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@friiiiiiii6477 @Atomic_Patriot @PETAUK But humans are no different from animals. At least that’s what PETA told me
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@Esqueer_ lesbian terfs: WAIT NO NOT LIKE THIS
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@Independent I’m in favor of abolishing the death penalty, but the fact that Cruz didn’t receive it compared to the precedents set by other death row inmates is absurd.
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@ConSelfOwns “Great résumé. You’re hired!” - Mitt Romney
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Dear Worldle, What the fuck is Bouvet Island. Signed, Every Worldle Player
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@IanKennedyCK Fucked around. Found out.
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@PoliticsLs Nazism could not have been more anti-communist.
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I have a trade idea. New York Rangers: Sorokin New York Islanders: Berard Lou Lamoriello is like 90 so he’ll misread Berard as Bedard
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@Mazerpriest @ConSelfOwns While I agree his point was about safety, it’s invalid in this argument. Women can’t exactly avoid men the same way they can avoid bears or drug cartels. It’s just a fallacious comparison, let alone the fact that it also strays into victim blaming like you mentioned.
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@ScooterMagruder Dallas absolutely got the better of the refs tonight. But McCarthy and the Dallas defense gave Seattle all opportunity to win tonight and they choked in the 4th.
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@StowellJonno @DavidSpade No Joe Gatto 😭😭😭😭😭
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@_sdjz @BR_OpenIce @FriedgeHNIC It also comes with dozens of really useful calculators related to the contracts. Every NHL franchise has used the site to some extent.
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@SergioVengeance @ConSelfOwns “Nah that might be something Christ would do” Holy fuck… that line was perfect.
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@nic__carter @jbouie How exactly does invading Mexico quell that
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@jimsmith1993 @evanieofficial @ch1b19 You’re acting as if she was blaming all of straight people lol. Come on now. It’s more than fair to blame a minority of straight people for hypocrisy.
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@bbriggs2016 Sorry Barclay. We did our best to achieve your goal. We even got you into The Beast Draft Guide put together by @dpbrugler
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@6Blackhawks *A run defense star in college drafted to fix run defense* Proceeds to get bullied in the NFL
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@DrivingLikeJehu @highlghtheaven Guy was even dirtier when he was a Lion
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@jimsmith1993 @evanieofficial @ch1b19 Bullshit. If it doesn’t apply to you, then there’s no reason for it to hurt you.
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@maxberger @VaushV @ParkerMolloy I don’t want to eliminate straight people. I want to eliminate heterosexuality to make things normal again. Huge, huge difference
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@TWasting2001 @RonFilipkowski Charles Manson never killed anyone. He held rallies encouraging his disciples to be violent and developed a cult following. Come to think about it, that sounds familiar…
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@BoleTalkToEm @MySportsUpdate Took me 20 minutes scrolling through Wikipedia, but I believe the answer is 1980, when Jim Plunkett and Dan Pastorini won the Super Bowl with the Raiders. Like Mayfield and Darnold, they were also selections 1 and 3.
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@James02739108 @runwriteAarif Yep. Just like how we arrest people for attempted crime.
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@TheyAlreadyKnew I must have missed this episode of Phineas & Ferb
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@ArvinHigh Ok I get not releasing what happened to the bullies because they’re minors — but AT LEAST tell us what you did with that security person if you truly “do not condone these actions”
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@3YearLetterman That’s so easy to do Coach
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@EdMorrissey @WelbornBeege Amen. Not doing 1 is fatphobic. Doing 2 is not fatphobic. Help people get from point A to point B, not ridicule them for still being at point A.
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@Jack9Flaherty *forced to wear Gay Pride logo* “unconstitutional, anti-freedom, orwellian” *forced to wear uniforms, event-themed hats, patches of logos/media sometimes unrelated to MLB, pink/blue on mothers/fathers day, etc* “…” Your problem isn’t with freedom. It’s with LGBT people.
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@MarsZuy @ConSelfOwns Many don’t even know female biology.
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@jimsmith1993 @evanieofficial @ch1b19 I find it really telling how you’re using “right wing radicals trying to undermine gay marriage” as a literal substitute for “straight guys.” How’s that fair to all the straight guys like you and I who aren’t right wing blah blah blahs?
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@PoliticsLs I can play this game too. Baby Boomers are proof we need to lower the voting age ceiling to 50
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@JLoveBurner10 @Lil_Eazy_Ana_42 All that promise only for you to whiff completely at the end of the tweet. Smh
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@alle1even @Sportsnet You’re probably missing a lot of things on a daily basis judging your account
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@Kyle03___ @ConSelfOwns Except Mark proved Peter’s point so…
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@PoliticsLs What even is their definition of “2020 democrat riot”
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@RyanNegri @banks53 @MadScientistFF Dividing 30 in half leaves you with 15. Dividing 30 by half leaves you with 60. Notice how you said divide a pie *in* half.
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@JoJoFromJerz Today is an awkward day to be a Rangers fan.
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This needs to be settled. Vesey vs Lazar: Vesey wins Rempe vs MacDermaid: MacDermaid wins, but only for making Rempe bleed Goodrow vs Tierney: Tie. Neither did anything Trouba vs Bahl: Bahl wins, but not much happened here either Miller vs Marino: Miller annihilates
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The beautiful game… #NYR
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@HasAG20 @Hardpard At 59-21 the yankees are 13 games from 72 wins. Took me awhile to figure it out too lol. She just didn’t understand the meaning of magic number.
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@RonFilipkowski Junior is a real life version of Harry Ellis
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@Light_2610 “Y’all aint showing eminem at half” Breaking news: public pages dont like to post obscene gestures like double middle fingers, tonight at 11
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@tigergirl3018 @3YearLetterman @whalexander_ You just announced to the entire world that you turn doorhandles with ease
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@RGIII Burger King, Taco Bell, Wendy’s
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@taylorsantihero @masonian_19 @kvrtslover This isn’t true. Coach is a member of the 1% who rakes $35.03 per hour plus bennies and continues to receive standing ovations at his high school. He also has an IQ of 104 which is literally 4 points above the highest score possible.
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@TheBrattPack63 For the record, since for some reason people keep saying this, I’m NOT Damon Severson. Just someone whose sick of him being criticized by people who know nothing about the game of hockey
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Look at how sexy this team could be
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@theserfstv You see that highlighted section. THAT is what grooming actually is.
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@ChrisWithTheW @MySportsUpdate Should’ve got Deshaun to do that instead, since he’s known to pay
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@cboogie713 @ceggersmidwest @FOXSports Hi Gerrit Cole is a BIG THICK HORSE. I also knew people who died on 9/11 in the towers, plus many more — including my own father — who witnessed it in person, so I’m legally allowed to say this. Wrong.
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Yeah sex is cool but have you ever added the letter x, a space, a hyphen, and another space in front of your twitter name?
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@vinaxelius Auston, Tage, Bergeron, Point, Barkov, Aho
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@RightWingCope Bottom left is gonna live longer than juiced bottom right lol
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@PuckReportNHL @NYP_Brooksie Should’ve signed a NMC instead of a NTC… Or played well enough to not warrant waivers…
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@defytalkcowboys Consistently generated large number of pressures but failed to convert them into sacks. Great run defender. Best player on defense not named Micah Parsons or Trevon Diggs.
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@frank_seravalli He deserved an assist on the Toews goal
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The fuck were you watching on Sunday Night? Scooby Doo?
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@Rupper17 @Laf4MVP @NYRangers Eh, at least it makes me feel like 1% of the New York Rangers’ playoff run is still alive lol
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@cavedweller333 @PoliticsLs Unfortunately I never heard of an invite. I was practicing social distancing in 2020 :(
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@x_phatboyslim36 @RonFilipkowski He told people to wear masks. Oh, the horror.
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This Patrick Kane drama is the slowest bandaid I’ve ever pulled off my hairy arms.
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@brow13718717 @RonFilipkowski It’s called fake outrage
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@stlcardsufferer @FoxtoPanarin @DCowboys_SJ @MicahhParsons11 Yes, 2 receptions for 20 yards and a TD is definitely burnt toast.
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@CanadiensMTL Holy fuck thank you for not trading with us
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To everyone at tonight’s Rangers game, You guys sound like one of the best crowds this entire season so far
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@NTFerrante @RightWingCope Define “proven otherwise”
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@CarsonMerkwan @halomancer1 yes fam, eight years old is a little premature for a puberty
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@ShinKeru @RespectfulMemes OHHHH okay yeah that makes sense. Thank you
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When you accidentally simp for someone you’re trying to bully
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@TheBreakingRprt @RightWingCope I love traffic jams too they’re so pretty
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@heluvstat @maddie_nyr You need to burn 70,000 more calories than you consume today to accomplish that (you will die)
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@ManMilk2 ok Rodrick
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@NHLyb @Laf4MVP That explains why Colorado is 40.7%…
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@SpiltJuice_ @BrianSuttererMD By graduating from the Indiana University School of Medicine
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@vzmercogliano Jesus christ hockey gods, leave this kid alone
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Filip Chytil deserves it. You won’t change my mind.
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@sp3nt @lisa_liberal Except they didn’t. Neither them nor Green Day changed their message from the 90s and 2000s. If either band is woke now, they were woke back then too.
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@GeoffBakerTIMES @NathanGraviteh Still not very many details. That report just reiterated the alcohol poisoning story. I don’t understand why Nichushkin would need to be away from the team if all he did was assist in reporting a severely intoxicated woman to paramedics.
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A breakdown of each Ranger’s good games this series:
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@MikeInDubai @Esqueer_ I hope so too. So that Chaya wastes even more money paying lawyers
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