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Yeetus Yotus

@MarxWasRetarded

3 months

You're an overrated bargain bin Dean Koontz who writes mediocre horror for the midwitted. Stay in your lane.

Stephen King

@StephenKing

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Sorry, Tucker. He did this to himself, having sexual intercourse with a porn star. Crookedy-crook-crook-crook.

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@AltHistCody I totally agree But what should we do with central park?

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@ColinMorgan65 "Computer! Display US heatmap of black population density!"

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@Turtle_BG @no_Bones_ *GASP* You're telling me that if you manipulate the photo by mirroring it side-by-side, and then heavily saturate a portion of the manipulated photograph, you get a vague shape that could possibly maybe be interpreted as a horned head with a mouth shaped like an anus? Well

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@AfricanArchives He congratulated him, actually. Doesn't look that humiliated

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@Terror_Alarm @elonmusk Jesus Christ is Lord. Ave Christus Rex

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@AtheistsL Oh, do they mean the guy who converted, and is venerated as a saint by the Orthodox Church and Roman Catholic Church?

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@Return0fthePhig @LookAtMyMeat1 I'm glad to see that his music career took off. Filthy Frank may be over, but Joji left us with a treasure that will never grow old.

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@MarxWasRetarded

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@kdlmama @gunsnrosesgirl3 The cockroach is, above all other insects, and even above arachnids, the perfect organic machine. Unlike many insects, their purpose is clear: to reduce all organic waste compounds to their base elements, mainly carbon. They do this more efficiently than any other system on the

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@sexhaver123_ @stone_toss Probably not. It's about a guy named Randy Stair who shot up the grocery store he worked in. Be warned, if you decide to dig deeper, your in for a wild ride involving Danny Phantom fan fiction, a difficulty discerning reality, gender identity issues, and nihilism.

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@Eharris777 @AfricanArchives

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@Tuuruu2002 @LookAtMyMeat1 It was actually the republics (specifically the parliaments) who started it, not the monarchs.

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@unknownschiz0 @AltHistCody I got you fam

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@Return0fthePhig @TiredMemeClown Next door neighbor is an aerospace engineer, happens to be a black dude. Occasionally throws barbecues for the neighborhood, just a normal middle class guy. His extended family came by to visit a few days ago, kids running around the neighborhood blaring their nonsense, his

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@MarxWasRetarded

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@adultswim Oh Oh no

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@SuspectFed Now then, let's use AI to undo the Photoshop and see who we're*really* looking at

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@MarxWasRetarded

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@9mm_smg The dichotomy is hilarious. The little white girl just wants to neatly stack sandwiches and align the coffee cups. The other one on the other hand...

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@MarxWasRetarded

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@Return0fthePhig @ChiseHatoriFan Become a deeply repentant Christian and respond to a series of letters from French leftists asking him to come out of exile and be the emperor again how infinitely more magnificent and perfect of a King Jesus Christ is.

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@MarxWasRetarded

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@iamyesyouareno "Lyft passengers could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this neighbourhood before. There could be Lyft passengers anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE Lyft passengers" he thought to himself

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@MarxWasRetarded

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@Return0fthePhig @hayasaka_aryan GETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEAD

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@tasteofwindex @Stone_tossers It's Vaush. Left

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@peterjf1966 @mortenmorland @thetimes

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@RedAlter11 *Cursed Revolver* Effects: Increases chance of critical hit by 80%, 16% chance of causing an additional critical hit to a random enemy Cost: 100% of HP

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@MarxWasRetarded

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@AChillGhost With all due respect, I refuse to acknowledge a Habsburg as Holy Roman Emperor. They can have Austria.

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@MarxWasRetarded

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@hayasaka_aryan Okay, hold up, since when did Anakin put his lightsaber in Ahsoka's hyperspace lane?

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@MalesInDisguise

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@Return0fthePhig @LookAtMyMeat1 Functionality, and efficiency. The futon mattress rolls up easily and is packed away when everyone wakes up. This allows the room to be used for other purposes during the day.

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@MarxWasRetarded

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@EndDemocracy @AetiusRF My dad and I got thrown off a range our buddy invited us to once because he was bump firing the AK. We only used the firing range on our property after that.

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@MarxWasRetarded

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@Spinachbrah THE 21ST CENTURY WAS A MISTAKE THE 21ST CENTURY WAS A MISTAKE THE 21ST CENTURY WAS A MISTAKE THE 21ST CENTURY WAS A MISTAKE THE 21ST CENTURY WAS A MISTAKE THE 21ST CENTURY WAS A MISTAKE THE 21ST CENTURY WAS A MISTAKE

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@ComicLoverMari Goodnight Mari. Don't let the bastards grind you down, you've got thousands and thousands of people who enjoy your opinions, and who's days are brighter by seeing you post.

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@MarxWasRetarded

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@Spinachbrah @EndDemocracy It applies to leftism in any shape or form

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@jimnasyum @greentexts_bot "That sounds like a nice community college"

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@PervyTeam @mexopolis Once, when I was a mate on a dolphin sightseeing cruise in Clearwater Florida, I was introduced to one of the captain/owners friends, Terry Bollea, and I told him he looked like Hulk Hogan. They're the same person. I told Hulk Hogan he looked like Hulk Hogan.

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@HardRClanker @ShitpostRock Hypothetically, let's say that you build a rocking chair. I like your rocking chair and ask how much to buy it. "Sure thing!" You say, "$2000!" I think that's a bit much. I also happen to have a photographic memory. So instead, I go home and build my own rocking chair. It's a

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@MarxWasRetarded

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@WhiteHiggers

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@PootisPlush @QuentinPikmin The worst part is that she's a teenager, like 13 if I remember. Commies aren't people.

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@LookAtMyMeat1 She's perfect

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@bitchutevideo They aren't "misguided", they hate you and know exactly what they're doing. It's like if there was a guy loading a rifle and telling you that once he's finished loading, he's going to kill you and your entire family. What you're doing is deciding that you aren't going to do

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@PosterBlago Here's an idea: earn their vote.

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@MarxWasRetarded

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@cbouzy Plenty off the top of my head, the most prominent being the Knoxville horror

Murders of Channon Christian and Christopher Newsom - Wikipedia

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@MarxWasRetarded

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@WomenPostingLs "Yes, but I had a husband at 28"

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@MarxWasRetarded

2 years

Great news everyone, he's okay!

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@HardRClanker @ShitpostRock By that logic, you'd be robbing Burger King, McDonald's, and Wendys whenever you choose to make a cheeseburger. Am I robbing Gordon Ramsay each time I make a clone of his mushroom risotto? Of course not. Your lack of a sale doesn't amount to theft.

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@Blackbeard0531 @ColinMorgan65 1. I am racist, I don't hide that, and in fact am quite overt about it. "Ur racist" has no meaning, and nobody cares. 2. Because you seem to have completely missed the point, literally everything listed in the OP's original map is represented disproportionately by black people

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@MarxWasRetarded

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@rickterr96 @AtheistsL It was because almost the entire human species had interbred with nephilim, and were effectively no longer human.

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@MarxWasRetarded

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@Truthster24 @rach262003 Oh, she "kicked him to the curb" because she wanted an open marriage, and then it didn't turn out the way she expected It's truly unfathomable how her son could have turned out this way

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@TimVaudry @mhdksafa @krismeloche Hmm, yes, I've just consulted my Bible, and unfortunately I've yet to locate the passage that says I'm obligated to resettle opportunistic brown boat men with sob stories, at the detriment of my own culture, nation, and people. Oh well. So anyways, how many have you taken in?

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@Return0fthePhig @hayasaka_aryan "They fly now?" *sees the sandpeople hijack planes* "They fly now." *Plane hits tower* "That just happened."

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@RaeRae01601761 @AtheistsL @h3h3productions Literally what he just did lmao And for the love of God, wash your hair. You look like the lovechild of Sully and Patrick Star

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@servetus

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@KingDave956 @whatifalthist @NapoleonBonabot Because a big part of that culture is saving face. In all likelihood, if he's alive (which his friends unanimously insist is the case) then he's probably being held for ransom. His captors wouldn't want it to be called "ransom" of course, but right now, they're holding all of

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@iamAtheistGirl @oneSoberguy22 You want to know what's even funnier? You don't make anything from the post if it's been corrected by community notes.

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@MarxWasRetarded

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@Sasha_Otter @AltHistCody Wolf is just the old term for any wasting disease, although primarily lupus

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@peta You sound brown

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@SuspectFed Played around a bit more, because it looks like he'd double gender swapped the picture.

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@MarxWasRetarded

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@gandalfsoda @sp4c3yth1ng @pk_kenzie You mean...the deviant art?

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@MarxWasRetarded

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@smartfella02 @CursedModernism Reference to a pinup model (I forget her name) that was popular in the US Army Airforce to paint on aircraft, and who did racey calendar and photo shoots bordering on pornographic. Having "the world's most beautiful legs" was basically her schtick. This doesn't seem like much,

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@MarxWasRetarded

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@GBT_Posting

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@MalesOfReddit So in other words, a dude who thinks he's a chick got called 'man' by a chick that thinks she's a dude. This is such a gay way to go about being straight

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@PominosDizza46

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@FBI You are a hate crime

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I fixed that lame ass anti white "meme"

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@1bstiggs @GarbageHuman23 So what?

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@catherr54 @NBCNews "Where will they go?" Who cares?

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@RobertT89252313 @Reverend_Ducati @Jenny_IDLYITW It always has been. There is no provision in the Constitution for a national police force, and it was literally used immediately upon its creation to go after Woodrow Wilson's political enemies. They've always been a corrupt and hostile force willing and eager to violate the

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@Return0fthePhig @LookAtMyMeat1 Same reasons for the sliding walls/doors. It makes the home modular so that it can be easily reconfigured for other purposes, depending on the occasion

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@ValidLs Fixed the title

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@Return0fthePhig @TiredMemeClown Weird fact, I actually know the guy who made that meme irl.

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@EndDemocracy @JadeAtrophis I saw it before I even read the text

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@dethbob @EndDemocracy @AetiusRF Because we'd never been to a commercial range before, and our private range was made by my dad creating a 20ft tall backstop with a CAT D11

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@kenzietuff @Trash4Fun Same. Luckily I grabbed this gem of a screenshot before they did

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@benshapiro Ben really just went full happy merchant

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@gpfourteen @MysteryGrove @IyashikeiIncel "Ground zero of the big bang happened within the British Empire"

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@basedfaithteev @GrumpyOldNord @Pinko69420 Wow, you really struck a nerve with the subhumans on that one

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@MarxWasRetarded

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@kenzietuff Heard through the grapevine that PLC's on dairy farms have been receiving massive amounts of cyber attacks/malicious program uploads. If possible, only buy local. A lot of it is getting ruined before it's even bottled.

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@daddy2d2 ADVANCE THE FLAG OF DIXIE, HURRAH! HURRAH! FOR DIXIES LAND WE TAKE OUR STAND, TO LIVE OR DOE FOR DIXIE!

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@moonbeamdreams_ One of the many reasons I love my 1989 Pontiac Safari. Couch-like bench seats > bucket seats

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HE ESCAPED, EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY

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@WomenPostingLs

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@hitlercunnyrape 'Scuse me, genius coming through

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@9mm_smg Shiiiiiiiiiieeeetttt, you means I gotsta pay it back? But I thought it was free!

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@Rothmus Ironically, my engineering professors were all AnCaps. Don't get me wrong, college still radicalized me Just in the opposite direction.

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@EndDemocracy You sir, have just crossed the line. Pistols at dawn, fifteen paces, we'll meet at the faux saloon at the Uranus fudge factory on Route 66

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@TheDoctor_X_ @ShitpostGate Margroids, Margoloids, dust monkeys, martianiggers

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@adolfrizzler95 @sexhaver123_ @stone_toss It's more like wokeism meets the occult, and nihilistic pseudo-metaphysics. Truly bizarre.

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@MarxWasRetarded

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Alex Jones should never be forgiven for this. This White kid is actively having his life ruined, and the "DiSsiDeNt riGhT" is curbstomping him while he's down, along with the Dark Ones, the Leftoids, and the third worldists. This kid must feel so fucking alone in the universe.

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The amount of astroturf the average normy conservative is exposed to on a daily basis is genuinely astounding.

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@greygary14 @Blackbeard0531 @ColinMorgan65 Nah man, I'm enjoying life. So anyway, do you actually have anything substantive to add, or is it just a mishmash of meaningless words?

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@MarxWasRetarded

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@Return0fthePhig @LookAtMyMeat1 Offered me $120/hr back in 2020, and it was only an hour from my family's home. Still turned them down. Materially, it wasn't the wisest decision, but the idea of making weapons for the people who hate myself, my kin, and my friends is still something that I simply cannot do.

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@InToTheWannaB @UpdatingOnRome Aside from Rome being a continent spanning empire, a large part of this has to do with the differences between the way that monarchies typically wage war vs how republics wage war. In a monarchy, the king has to fund and finance his troops. In many cases, taxes are paid by

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@EsemicolonR No wait, there may still be hope

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My younger brother and I were both homeschooled. We had no teacher, as our education was completely computer based, the software, Switched on Schoolhouse by Alpha Omega Publishing. I acquired all of the necessary credits to graduate in my sophomore year whilst simultaneously