Can’t pay rent? FRIARS ML
Your GF about to leave you? FRIARS ML
You hate your job? FRIARS ML
Your parents think you’re a failure? FRIARS ML
TAKE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS AND PUT THEM ON FRIARS ML
How are YOU getting ready for gameday?
I lured this badger into a cage I put in my office parking lot with cheese and then set it on fire while all of my coworkers watched and applauded, received a promotion on the spot!
Gave up my seat on the bus to an elderly lady and bought a homeless guy a cliff bar this morning.
I challenge all of
#PCBC
to do something nice for someone today. Let’s get karma on our side tonight.
@colgatehour1
@ultralordburner
How are YOU getting ready for Gameday?
I’m riding through the streets of Boston on horseback, letting the city folk know that “English is Coming”
#PaulRevereTech
#MINDSET
How are YOU getting ready for Gameday?
I’m dropping a deuce in the faculty bathroom in Ryan envisioning Kim English’s entrance to the greatest atmosphere in college basketball.
*d C**l*y your day of reckoning will come Saturday.
But today, TODAY, is a bad day to be an excel spreadsheet, and an even worse day to be a Seton Hall Pirate
Let’s see some mud in the chat fellas
#WinTheDay
#OilCheck
#Mindset
Can’t pay rent? FRIARS ML
Your GF about to leave you? FRIARS ML
You hate your job? FRIARS ML
Your parents think you’re a failure? FRIARS ML
TAKE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS AND PUT THEM ON FRIARS ML
Who’s gonna carry the boats?
The best janitors mop twice.
You wanna piss with big dogs, you gotta lift your leg.
Tough times don’t last, tough people do.
20 minutes for the rest of your lives.
On the other side is greatness.
LFG FRIARS
My name is Devin Mindset Carter. Commander of the Friars of Providence. General of the PCBC legions and loyal player for the true head coach Kim English. Disrespected by
@ESPNLunardi
And I will have my vengeance, in this tournament or the next.
I am going to be the biggest scumbag on twitter when Providence goes into gampel and blows the doors off UConn on Wednesday night. You idiots think you won the national championship because you beat Alabama by 15. Dan Hurley is a rat, and I can’t wait to see him cry Wednesday
I just asked the salesperson at MSG what they had for Friar gear. She said that Friar fans bought everything. They are completely sold out. Love Friar Fans
#gofriars
Dropped a slightly political joke in the teams group chat this morning. No reactions in 30 minutes, boy am I sweating… this could be a swing and a miss
Hey Uber Driver,
I’m hung sack. Can we not blast since you been gone at max volume and slam on the brakes every 30 seconds? I know it’s a banger but let’s relax a little.
Thanks,
Marv
@ultralordburner
@John_Fanta
If the big East runs this country, and the big East runs through Providence, by my analytics this whole damn country runs through Friartown
#ThankYou
Posting an 86 on Easter just hurts man. 3 straight years sub 77 down the drain. The left is grinning ear to ear, but I’m about to tap in so hard and wipe that smirk off their faces
#HappyEaster
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:
After a month+ of being sober to study for an exam, I’m breaking my sobriety.
Similar to Jon Jones going on a bender a week before every fight, I will be partaking in a send 2 weeks before my test.
EARNED. NOT. GIVEN
#back
Thank you Joe Flacco. Thank you Travis Etienne. Thank you Calvin Ridley. Thank you Jerome Ford.
But most of all, thank you President Donald J. Trump!
#AbeAndLouiesTech
#Ferda
@teddy_cahill
Teddy, go sign up for AARP and get the fuck off my twitter buddy.
Where’d you go to school again? I know it’s hard to remember because you graduated 2 years after electricity was discovered.
*d C**l*y your day of reckoning will come Saturday.
But today, TODAY, is a bad day to be an excel spreadsheet, and an even worse day to be a Seton Hall Pirate
Let’s see some mud in the chat fellas
#WinTheDay
#OilCheck
#Mindset
How are YOU getting ready for gameday?
I preemptively called the Securities Exchange Commission to do a full audit of Kansas State Basketball, because SBF taught us that frauds get exposed when they go to the Bahamas
For the remainder of the football season I will be putting in a JUGS parlay. Each week I’ll put in a +15000 or higher parlay, and if it hits I’m buying a JUGS machine.
Lot of Mac Jones slander on the timeline today. SAD!
Don’t worry, I’ll stay
#DefendingTheWall
While fans of poverty franchises continue to try to slander MY quarterbacks name, I’m onto Dallas, as is MY quarterback
My Parlay of the Day, per my friends at
@DKSportsbook
.
Arkansas with a bounce-back, not trusting UNC in a huge spot, and Arizona now the PAC-12 tourney favorite with Jaylen Clark out for the Bruins.
It’s a dark day.
My favorite football team is terrible, with no clear way forward.
My credit card got hacked.
I have no money anyway, so doesn’t really matter.
Im doing sober October.
Boss: “Why haven’t you finished those cases I assigned to you yet?”
Me: “I was busy crafting a happy birthday tweet to John Fanta from the
#PCBC
”
Boss: “Take the rest of the week off and we’re doubling your salary”
Thank you
@John_Fanta