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The official Twitter of the Aussie comedy duo Marty and Michael... we are science.

Brisbane City, Brisbane
Joined August 2020
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@MartyandMichael
MartyandMichael
7 months
@crazyclipsonly I wish my DoorDash delivery drivers would drive like this
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@MartyandMichael
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2 years
The table is Twitter and michael is main stream media trying to break it #GoodByeTwitter #Twittershutdown #twitter
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@MartyandMichael
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1 year
@historyinmemes Gatorade bongs
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@MartyandMichael
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2 years
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2 months
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@MartyandMichael
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6 months
This was horrific #tennis
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@MartyandMichael
MartyandMichael
2 months
Walk until the elastic band breaks…
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@MartyandMichael
MartyandMichael
7 months
World record 100 metre nut shot!! #WorldRecord
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@MartyandMichael
MartyandMichael
2 years
Should Matt smoke meth (just one point) on our boys trip for $1000? #boystrip #meth
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@MartyandMichael
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5 months
@historyinmemes If I saw someone holding a brick while crossing the road I would put my foot on the accelerator. How DARE they
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@MartyandMichael
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7 months
Johnny Knoxville approves of our 100m nut shot video 😎
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@MartyandMichael
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2 years
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@MartyandMichael
MartyandMichael
10 months
How are you? #pain
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@MartyandMichael
MartyandMichael
1 year
@TheGlobal_Index Bill gates is second?? 🤡
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@MartyandMichael
MartyandMichael
8 months
@stats_feed When they piss in a shallow bowl and freeze it. Then they slide the piss discs under your mothers front door leaving a puddle of piss. Your mother then thinks it’s the dog and puts him down. That was the first sign for me anyway
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@MartyandMichael
MartyandMichael
2 years
Michaels birthday today #birthday
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@MartyandMichael
MartyandMichael
1 year
Video with @steveo dropping tomorrow - “Trying to Impress Steveo” Unfortunately we can’t show the whole thing as it’s quite graphic, but we’ll show as much as we can on social media. Full version will be on the website ❤️ #MartyandMichael #Steveo
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@MartyandMichael
MartyandMichael
10 months
Playing fetch with Michael #fetch #AUSvsAFG #martyandmichael
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@MartyandMichael
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2 years
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@MartyandMichael
MartyandMichael
21 days
Our worst haircuts so far #haircut
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@MartyandMichael
MartyandMichael
2 months
This thing is so hard to get out. Watch the full video on our website… link in bio. Free to join #thumbtack #funny #martyandmichael
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@MartyandMichael
MartyandMichael
1 year
Playing some friendly soccer. Michael is an outstanding goal keeper #martyandmichael #2023goals #mcrmelbourne #ShadowAndBone
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@MartyandMichael
MartyandMichael
5 months
Getting hit with a driver for science #followthescience
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@MartyandMichael
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1 year
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2 years
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2 months
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2 years
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@MartyandMichael
MartyandMichael
3 years
Our interview with the @jackassworld boys got pretty crazy pretty quick #jackass #jackassforever #MichaelDrankHisOwnPiss
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@MartyandMichael
MartyandMichael
4 months
Taking a spinning back kick from former UFC fighter @tyson_pedro_ #UFC #MMA #kick
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@MartyandMichael
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2 years
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@MartyandMichael
MartyandMichael
5 months
Oi oi, do a shit I reckon! #doashit
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4 months
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@MartyandMichael
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2 months
Who’s keen to see this website video?
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@MartyandMichael
MartyandMichael
1 year
Have a great weekend #weekend
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@MartyandMichael
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2 years
Last few days of holidays… then back to destroying our bodies for your entertainment. I got a feeling it’s going to be a big year for us #TheLastOfUs #martyandmichael #2023goals
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@MartyandMichael
MartyandMichael
7 months
Mouse trap hugs bring the whole family together!
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@MartyandMichael
MartyandMichael
2 years
Michael got engaged over the weekend #engaged
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@MartyandMichael
MartyandMichael
2 years
A friend sent us this the other day… what do you reckon? #UFO #UFOshotdown #sorry
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@MartyandMichael
MartyandMichael
1 year
Don’t forget to smile today :)
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@MartyandMichael
MartyandMichael
1 year
How do you have your coffee? #coffeeaddict #coffee #CoffeeLover
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2 months
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@MartyandMichael
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10 months
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@MartyandMichael
MartyandMichael
3 years
Hey oxygen, get fucked mate #getfucked
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2 years
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@MartyandMichael
MartyandMichael
8 months
Golf #golf
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@MartyandMichael
MartyandMichael
2 years
Part 1 of Matt Black Book. It’s too long for Twitter. 50 retweet’s for part 2 #mattsblackbook #fullyactual
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1 year
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5 months
@stats_feed lol, what about “University Of Marcheal?” Literally one of the most prestigious universities in the field of science ever.
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1 year
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@MartyandMichael
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10 months
Working out our differences
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5 months
110 km an hour high five. Now THATS science #science #followthescience #highfive
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@MartyandMichael
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5 months
@TheGlobal_Index When they eat large handfuls of sand and shit
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2 years
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@MartyandMichael
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1 month
Snake bite #snakebite
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@MartyandMichael
MartyandMichael
2 years
I’VE TOLD YOU NOT TO STAND ON MY NETBALL COURT, MICHAEL!
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@MartyandMichael
MartyandMichael
7 months
Only Aussies will understand… #bindis #prickles #aussies
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@MartyandMichael
MartyandMichael
2 years
Out here doing real science and filming it. #science #followthescience #realscience #twitterfiles
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@MartyandMichael
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2 years
@impaulsive 🙋‍♂️
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@MartyandMichael
MartyandMichael
2 years
Our first live show tonight in front of 200 people. Wish us luck or some shit #sorry #liveshow
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@MartyandMichael
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2 years
Boys trip just about to start. Sorry
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10 months
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@MartyandMichael
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1 year
@insultsrare When they take a shit in a large glass and put it in the freezer
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@MartyandMichael
MartyandMichael
1 year
Watermelon challenge #challenge
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@MartyandMichael
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2 years
Hey man
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@MartyandMichael
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2 years
PS. I’m so high right now #high
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2 years
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@MartyandMichael
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3 years
We got 1000 followers. How should we celebrate?
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@MartyandMichael
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8 months
@githii When they bite their own nipples off out of rage because there’s flies
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@MartyandMichael
MartyandMichael
11 months
@historyinmemes Chinese food
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@MartyandMichael
MartyandMichael
2 years
Someone should start a news channel that ONLY delivers good news. No bad news allowed. I wonder how it would go… #news #badnews
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4 months
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@MartyandMichael
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2 years
@StrangestMedia … Michael??
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29 days
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@MartyandMichael
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5 months
Ants bite. Did you know that??? Wild
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1 year
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@MartyandMichael
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2 years
We have no employable skills #unemployment #martyandmichael
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2 years
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2 years
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@MartyandMichael
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1 year
@engineers_feed As scientists, our biggest discovery was contributing to the end of world hunger by showing that corn can be recycled, and re-eaten once it passes through the body.
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1 year
@NoContextHumans I’m gonna miss you, mum
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2 years
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11 months
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@MartyandMichael
MartyandMichael
3 years
If Russia tries to invade Australia. #DoYourFuckinCunt
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@MartyandMichael
MartyandMichael
3 years
We ARE are! And don’t ever forget that #weareare
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@MartyandMichael
MartyandMichael
3 years
Our Podcast is coming out today. Happy Valentine’s Day you cunts. #FuckinCUNTS
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2 years
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@MartyandMichael
MartyandMichael
3 years
Fart dart. #fartdart
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@MartyandMichael
MartyandMichael
3 years
We miss @TheNotoriousMMA so much😔 We might try to rekindle our relationship… what do you guys think? #ConorandUsTogether4eva #CouplesTherapy
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