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Martin Amini

@MartinAmini

17 days

I tried my best to find Julia a Good Match in Kansas City 🤣

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Martin Amini

@MartinAmini

4 years

when ppl ask me what i'm doin

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5 years

When I was in 9th grade I got caught selling weed. My mom was devastated. So she transferred me to a rich private school thinking that was gonna help the situation, but in reality she gave me a promotion

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home girl pulled up to the show single, and left the show boo'ed up 😭

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4 years

💯💯

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Martin Amini

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2 years

when you meet someone from southeast dc, they will check you fast 😂

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Martin Amini

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4 years

mood

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dennis rodman: "I'm going to vegas, i'll be back in 48 hours" Jordan:

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2 years

this is what it feels like growing up mixed in the DMV 😂

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Martin Amini

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5 years

when i turned 16, my dad bought me an ice cream truck. He was like "if we're gonna buy you a car, we might as well make a profit"

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1 year

being in love with a latina be like 😭

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5 years

s/o to Bethesda Maryland

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4 years

when someone tries to hit the blunt in 2020

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Martin Amini

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5 years

here's a new stand up clip explaining why i'm not mad at all racists

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Martin Amini

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4 years

good luck telling your immigrant parents you got ADHD 😂

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Martin Amini

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5 years

bad bunny dropping his album feels like a latin holiday

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Here's a story about getting robbed in Bethesda Maryland

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5 years

New video 🔈🔈

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5 years

latinos just won the super bowl

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here's a new stand up clip discussing why we have a longggg way to go in the latin community when it comes to mental health

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4 years

my name is Karen, hear me roar 🗣

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5 years

New video 🔈🔈

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Martin Amini

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4 years

got my outfits picked out for next week

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Martin Amini

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4 years

waking up to that new jadakiss album like

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Martin Amini

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4 years

due to less air pollution, this is what georgia avenue looks like now

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Martin Amini

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3 years

i just tried to explain what toxic masculinity is to my 65 year old Iranian dad, and he just called me gay

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Martin Amini

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4 years

never snitch on your dogs 💯

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Martin Amini

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5 years

Here's a video of me attempting to make white friends at my show 😂

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Martin Amini

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5 years

saw WWIII trending and messaged my dad whose in Iran right now if he's okay and he replied with this

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Martin Amini

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2 years

I linked up with the best ASL interpreter 😂

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Martin Amini

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4 years

when i found out "Enrique Terrio" was the leader of the Proud Boys

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Martin Amini

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4 years

About to hit up the grocery store

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Martin Amini

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5 years

2 of the most slept on ice cream: Choco Taco and WWF Ice Cream Bar

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Martin Amini

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4 years

Tryna figure out where my check at

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Martin Amini

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4 years

here's a stand up clip of me attempting to make white friends at a show 😆

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4 years

ahmad rashad: "do you have a gambling problem?" MJ: "I don't see what your talking about"

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Martin Amini

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4 years

my homie just got dumped while in quarantine. They still live together tho 😂😂

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Martin Amini

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5 years

i'm about to perform at the Bethesda Country Club. I grew up selling ice cream to these folks. Now i'm getting paid to make fun of them. Life's wild

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2 years

i met a white guy from "southern maryland"

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4 years

here's a new stand up clip explaining what it's like having an immigrant dad

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4 years

"will you shut up" was the highlight so far 😂😂

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Martin Amini

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5 years

Trader Joe Employee: Aye bro, I recognize you from somewhere. me: yeah, you might have seen one of my videos online, i'm a comedian. Trader Joe's Employee: Nah, you use to play ball at sligo creek. We called you "Osama Bin Martin." me: yeah, i remember that

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4 years

here's a stand up clip explaining the different levels of "white"

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Martin Amini

@MartinAmini

4 years

you can now watch my new stand up comedy special "Son of An Ice Cream Man" free WATCH HERE:

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4 years

me: any spots on the show tonight? comedy booker: sorry, we already have enough latino comics me: what about "something else?"

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4 years

list of the candidates I want to vote for

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5 years

this is what it feels like doing open mics in LA the past 4 months

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@MartinAmini

4 years

getting ready to hit up trader joe's like

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4 years

i feel like the weather is taunting us

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4 years

if trump wins again, i'm not paying taxes for the next 4 years. And when the IRS comes after me, i'm gonna tell them "i'm just being presidential"

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4 years

how i start my day off 💯

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4 years

here's a stand up clip of me attempting to make white friends at my show 😆

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Martin Amini

@MartinAmini

4 years

my dads name was Forooz Amini before 9/11. The next day he made us call him Fred. I'm like "we can't even call you dad?" He was like "not in public" 😂😂

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Martin Amini

@MartinAmini

5 years

here's a video of me explaining why DMX is in a category of his own 🐐

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Martin Amini

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4 years

driving around my neighborhood yelling at ppl "Y'ALL ESSENTIAL?!"

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Martin Amini

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4 years

who would of thought drug dealers would be the only ones w/ job security in 2020 smh

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BREAKING: US weekly jobless claims total 6.6 million, vs 3.1 million expected

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4 years

here's a new stand up clip on why i'm gonna miss Bernie Sanders

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4 years

here's a stand up clip discussing the first time I got robbed 😂

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Martin Amini

@MartinAmini

4 years

don't count on your immigrant parents to cheer you up rn

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Martin Amini

@MartinAmini

4 years

riding around my neighborhood like

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Martin Amini

@MartinAmini

2 years

I started dating a Latina

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Martin Amini

@MartinAmini

3 years

I decided it's time to move back to LA. Thank you DC for everything. The past 18 months has been the most challenging of my life, but i feel like it prepared me for what's next. I'm doing a farewell show October 6th at The DC Improv. I hope I can see everyone there. Love y'all ✌🏽

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4 years

this election feels like a long ass pregnancy test

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4 years

My new comedy special just hit 10,000 views this morning. You can watch the whole thing on youtube for free. Spread the word 🗣

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Martin Amini

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3 years

rest in peace to DMX, one of my favorite artists of all time. You will always be remembered and your impact won't be forgotten. #RIPDMX

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Martin Amini

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2 years

i made a new homie from Prince Fredrick Maryland 😂

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Martin Amini

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4 years

you think we'll have PTSD when dapping ppl up after this?

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Martin Amini

@MartinAmini

5 years

Last night was a dream come true. Sold out my headlining debut at The Kennedy Center. Thank you to everyone who made it a special night. Let's keep Overachieving in 2020 🏆

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4 years

here's a stand up clip discussing why we have a longgggg way to go in the latin community when it's comes to mental health

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@MartinAmini

4 years

watching the city burn tomorrow like

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here's a video of me explaining the different levels of "white"

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the coronavirus sounds like something my uncle made up to get me to stop drinking his beers

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4 years

here's a new stand up clip about my immigrant dad on Instagram. Who else got parents like this? 😂

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3 years

stop chasing love in a pandemic.. MF's out here mentally unstable 😂

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4 years

here's a new stand up clip on what it feels like being a Redskins fan

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4 years

this is the vibes on rn

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Martin Amini

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4 years

i wanna wish my brother @boknowsdjing a happy birthday today. We met back in 7th grade when he arrived from Cameroon. He was an innocent kid with dreams of becoming a doctor. I convinced him that he can earn more money being a DJ, and he still blames me til this day for it

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Martin Amini

@MartinAmini

4 years

if you never got a shoe thrown at you by your mom, we ain't cut from the same cloth

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10 months

homie walked into the show single and left with a gym baddie 😭

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Martin Amini

@MartinAmini

4 years

latinos really out here stealing white peoples jobs 😂😂😂

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@MartinAmini

4 years

when you find out the leader of the Proud Boys name is Enrique Tarrio

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9 months

Thank you DC, we sold out 3 shows at The Lincoln Theater! I can't wait to drop this new special 🔥

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4 years

me: hey mom, i think i got ADHD mom: nah, you just ain't shit

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4 years

Gaithersburg Maryland in the spring

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Martin Amini

@MartinAmini

2 years

this clip went viral on IG and Tiktok last week and now all the cities on my tour are selling out 😭

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Martin Amini

@MartinAmini

11 months

watch the full video on youtube here:

Finding Love in Atlanta | Martin Amini | Comedy | Crowd Work

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Martin Amini

@MartinAmini

5 years

Maryland weather be like "oh you ain't sick yet, hold up real quick"

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Martin Amini

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2 years

12 months ago I opened up my own comedy club called Room 808 in DC. It's been a dream come true being able to showcase local talent from the DMV. Every Wednesday we do Free Shows and give out Free pizza. Please RT this to spread the word ✌🏽 for tickets