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@puddykat21 Aww you are perfect. And you are beautiful and kind on the inside too x

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@LittleMissRed_x Pretty face

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@LittleMissRed_x Really nice. Like your behind too x

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@primaryteachew Happy birthday 🎉❤️

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@LittleMissRed_x Really pretty , gorgeous x

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@Nenee__99 Hi

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@puddykat21 Happy relaxing Monday. Any plans ? X

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@VampireGhuleh You look fab x

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@Lynzif12 I'd may have to jog behind you though

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@ThexyBeatht_2 Hi x

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@puddykat21 You've got this. Take care x

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@puddykat21 Happy Saturday x

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@puddykat21 Sweet Sunday to you

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@DYSONlife4real Happy Thursday x

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@Lynzif12 Hope your day is as gorgeous as you are x

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If someone could pop round and help me fix my dreadful condensation problem please do The kettle's always on #LunchPun

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@puddykat21 Happy Thursday xx kind vibes to you x

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@puddykat21 Bless. We appreciate you. Try to relax x

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@BluVioletMist22 Enjoy the blue sky looking fabulous

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@puddykat21 Walkers ? Or do you run or drive ? Xx

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@DYSONlife4real Wow amazing 😍😍

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I've just heard a Woodpecker call me paranoid in Morse code #LunchPun

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@Laz38724426 Lovely legs happy Thursday

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I got burgled last night, but all they took were Crisps,Mars bars & Kit Kat's. Police reckon it was snackheads. #Lunchpun

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After being addicted to Nesquik for ten years I've decided to go cold turkey I haven't had the shakes for three days now #Lunchpun

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@Lynzif12 I'm on the North east coast it's bloody horrible weather here too x

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We used to call our Grandad Spiderman He had no special powers He couldn't get out of the bath #LunchPun

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@KristianWeigman Hi. Hope you are okay x

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@MrsFlowers007 Sending kind and loving vibes to you x

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Out with the boys from OCD anonymous tonight Things ain't gonna get messy #Lunchpun

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@lyssasphere Hey I'll look. Sending positive vibes x

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The wife and I took up woodworking recently . My mate said he didn't know we were Carpenters. I replied "We've only just begun " #SideSplittingSunday

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Holding a vote to decide who's everyone's favourite Shakespeare's characters Yorick's just a head #lunchpun

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Do you know something that makes me cross ? A lollipop lady #lunchpun

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I went to a school built by IKEA Assembly went on for hours #Lunchpun

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@just_liv80 You look really really nice. Enjoy and relax x

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@winterwoman1818 Looking fabulous. Enjoy your long weekend x

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@puddykat21 Have a lovely stress free day x

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@puddykat21 Beautiful woman , have a beautiful Sunday x

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@puddykat21 Hope you are going to watch the football ? X

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@Shining_Enigma The bestest vibes ever to you ❤️

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Bit annoyed earlier when I dropped a tray of ice cubes in the kitchen But it's okay it's just water under the fridge #LunchPun

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I went to the beekeeper to get 12 bees He counted and gave me 13 I told him you gave me one too many He replied " Sir that's a free bee " #SideSplittingSunday

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@Shining_Enigma Hope the new week is as awesome as you are xx

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Raiders of the lost bark #ASongOrMovieForYourDog

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I went to see the worst ever faith healer last night . Even the guy in the wheelchair got up and walked out. #BadJokeFriday

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My mate is allergic to rice He's basmatic #LunchPun

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Studies show that cows produce more milk when farmers talk to them It's a case of in one ear and out the udder #MondayMirth

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What is an electrical engineers favorite song? Watt is love,Baby don’t hertz me, Don’t hertz me,N-ohm more #LunchPun

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@puddykat21 Hope your Thursday is as beautiful as you xx kind vibes x

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@darkhorse_55 Wow x

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I stayed up all night wondering where the sun has gone Then it dawned on me #MondayMirth

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I've taken a part-time job as a cuckoo in a clock The pay is poor but at least it gets me out of the house #BADjokeThursday

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Did anyone see my post recently about a bad spine ? It was about a weak back #tuesdaytitters

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I've just bumped into that bloke Fish from the band who sang Kayleigh What are the chances in that Probably about one in Marillion #WednesdayWit

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That I've had to quit my job as an underwater diver Deep down it wasn't for me #lunchpun

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My pal wrote a song about a shite pub crawl we went on I knew I wasn't going to like it three bars in #BadJokeThursday

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Me and the boys painted the town red last night That's 12 hours of our community service done #sillysaturday

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I used to look after Bernard Matthews’ financial affairs, towards the end of his life. I was his Power Of A Turkey.🤩 #TuesdayTitters

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I always keep emergency flares in my car. You never know when you're gonna be invited to a '70s disco 🕺 #TuesdayTitters

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@bornblonde12 Kind vibes for today Cole x

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I have a fear of speed bumps But I'm slowly getting over them #wednesdaywit

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My mate's girlfriend who is heavily into bondage wants to marry him But he doesn't want to be tied down #sidesplittingsunday

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@puddykat21 Hey happy Thursday. Kind vibes x

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I like to run around with a horse's head on a broom It's a hobby of mine #MondayMirth

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@puddykat21 Evening youse two x

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@Yorkslass72 Happy Thursday and happy August Love this picture Thank you for sharing x

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I used to have a great job at a cat's home But I had to leave They reduced meowers #SillySaturday

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How did the Doctor cure the invisible man ? He took him to the ICU #wednesdaywit

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@bornblonde12 Think one's still asleep. Should we poke her face ?

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A man who was in court for pinching a bag took just three minutes to get sentenced It was a briefcase #WednesdayWit

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I've just woken up in a fit of uncontrolable laughter. Think I must of slept funny. #badjokefriday

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I'm writing a book called 50 shades of gravy It's a bit saucy #SillySaturday

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I've just spent 20 minutes waving to an old lady Then I realised she was cleaning her windows #sidesplittingsunday

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To the person who invented zero Thanks for nothing #badjokefriday

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My young son's tooth fell out last night. My wife said to him, "If you put it under your pillow, a fairy will come along and replace it with a fiver." So once he fell asleep, I crept into his bedroom, took the tooth from under his pillow and put it under mine. #LunchPun

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@BeckieJayneeee Wow you look amazing. You are really attractive x

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I buy all my furniture and bathroom fittings from the local Chinese restaurant Last night I ordered a suite and shower #BadJokeThursday

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Bugs Bunny won't accept files through Google drive He'll only accept them as WhatsApp Doc #MondayMirth

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Fantastic News Team GB has won it's first ever medal in Fencing Well done Ron Seal #wednesdaywit

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Nuttingham #DoolallyDestinations

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I've finally beaten my Blur addiction Woo hoo #BADjokeThursday

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What kind of Dr is Dr Pepper ? A Fizzician #BadJokeFriday

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@zinkabell Wow 😍

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My friends think I'm weird because I swallowed an abacus But it's what inside that counts #Sillysaturday

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When my favourite song comes on,I like to stay in the car til it's finished... That is how I lost my job as a paramedic. #SideSplittingSunday

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Punk panther #ASongOrMovieForMusicVarieties

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I love my chair. Me and my recliner go way back #badjokefriday

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Woke up this morning with a terrible hangover , to the sound of my neighbour mowing his lawn . I was going to get up Then I thought, fuck it , he can mow around me. #MondayMirth

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Woman was in court for nicking a tin of peaches. The judge said "How many peaches were in the tin?" "4" she replied. The judge said "You will serve 1 month for each peach". Her husband shouted from the gallery "She nicked a tin of peas as well !!!". #mondaymirth

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I went to a fancy dress party as a spider last night. Fuck knows what time I crawled in. #badjokethursday

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