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@micsolana Can you imagine if we had someone else running the country as a de facto president instead of the guy we elected? It would be unheard of.

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@FacebookAIslop This one is actually kinda funny.

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@PaulSkallas The irony of this happening in NYC of all places is probably lost on them too.

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@rach262003 @Courtne10949646 He's even more based than previously suspected.

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@ellenbrenna @DissidentSoaps @ryangrim This sort of sounds like the entire history of western civilization.

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@cremieuxrecueil Speculative zoology is such a fun field.

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@SantsPliego It's primal.

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@growing_daniel You look at that and see despair. I see front-line infantry.

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@memeticsisyphus Who could have foreseen such an unexpected turn of events!

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@KyleKulinski Weird way to tell on yourself.

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@ylecun @elonmusk Why is literally every post of yours I read on here just bitter replies to Elon? I like you and you are an interesting guy but give it a rest dude.

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@sisterinferior I cannot stand this mentality. It is just consigning yourself to failure before even trying. Obviously it's hard—we should do hard things!

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@Starlink Is this the first confirmation that Starlinks have cameras on them?

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@AuronMacintyre You shouldn't quote James Lindsay like that without attribution.

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@mualphaxi Cover art for their follow up article.

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@Sony @IEquality Don't you sell video game consoles?

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@SwiftOnSecurity They should try heated seats and AC in the car too. And they should try cars for that matter.

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@cxnrxdvxdt We'd both be happier if you stayed in your throwaway country and contented yourself to be the second rate pawn of a real power.

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@SethDillon How the entire course of civilization turned on this singular willingness to stand your ground. You have our sincere gratitude.

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@GreenTextRepost I think this guy goes to my gym.

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@Goodtweet_man It's truly uncanny. He has to be the most photogenic person to ever live.

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@Ryan_Gasoline I prefer to only have my gums bleeding out like that twice a year, thank you very much.

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@DerekdotSpace If Starship topped out at 50t to LEO it would still be the greatest rocket ever built because it's 100% reusable. It is going to take time for all of us to reset our priors on what makes a good rocket. We are going to need to unlearn 80 years of received wisdom.

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@yacineMTB Did they have to make the robot look like a demon lol?

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@reddit_lies Curious how hatred of God does seem to be a rather common theme.

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@merry123459 It is so funny to me that y'all just outsource your thinking to these ridiculous rankings by nonsense publications and then treat them as if they were as certain and reliable as the course of the planets.

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@AP Literally everything produced by your publication is dripping with malice and seething envy for anyone trying to accomplish something. Try looking up at the stars every once in a while with a bit of wonder.

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@KenKirtland17 My only guess is it keeps the flame away from the OLM.

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@pmarca The fact that she oversaw Wikipedia was a grave mistake that has harmed the collective knowledge of the entire human race. We have to take back the institutions or make better ones.

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@GreenTextRepost @thejoeyjoejoejr The most famous "quote" from is actually from a fan fic and it goes way harder than anything from the film.

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@peterrhague Remember that time the head of the World Food Program criticized Elon for the same thing and E said show him how a few billion would eliminate world hunger and he would liquidate the Tesla stock for it immediately.

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@GreenpeaceUK Gasp. They got a donation from regular companies that everyone benefits from every day.

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@BasedNorthmathr These people are gaslighting everyone so badly. It's nothing but cope to pretend speech laws in Europe and the US are equivalent.

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@micsolana Funny you say that. I sat in front of that fountain coming from the ceiling and thought "we're going to make it".

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@0xAlaric I wish I hadn't read all that.

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@Andercot No better illustration of a rich man living as a poor man would if he dreamed of being rich. It is as American as apple pie.

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@bubblebabyboi You forgot the greatest one to ever do it.

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@RealCandaceO This is so embarrassing it is really hard to know where to begin. Wernher von Braun was the architect of the Apollo program and was a faithful believer in God all those many years he labored for the good of our nation. How can you desecrate his legacy like that?

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@ericoftennessee What does "we" mean in this sentence?

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@Austen Scientific American proves that journalists on the left side of the so-call normal distribution (but I repeat myself) are sometimes able to snag a hack job in writing at a once venerable publication.

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@PamphletsY "Look at all the misreprented accomplishments of the defunct poster boy for my perverted ideology!" Commie shill.

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@0xAlaric Speakerphones in public should have settled this a long time ago.

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@catehall You are not realizing that you are walking into a trap.

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@Aristos_Revenge It is so funny how you don't even need to see the picture to know they are running cover for some pedo/minority whenever they use a vague term like that.

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@SammyZedong What is like in your mind where all these boogeyman words you don't like are randomly and inexplicably bundled together into the omni-issue and even more remarkably linked to nuclear energy?

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@UpdatingOnRome I love reading these self owns. There is a certain poetry to it that is really satisfying.

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@Andercot Makes me think of the grasshopper with interlocking gears in its rear legs.

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@SciGuySpace Seems a little bit like their original objections to commercial spaceflight 15 years ago. All the more ironic considering the alternative is the sanctity of the instruments burning up in the atmosphere and plunging into the Pacific.

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@memeticsisyphus They are going to be really shocked to learn that some people even like their employers.

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@lickeddrip @memeticsisyphus Lol. You are not a serious person.

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@whstancil This is what we call a universal negation. If you actually believe this, then we are all free to casually dismiss literally anything you say on this basis.

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@ccmembersonly "My appraiser told me it was worth X in 2021."

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@micsolana Europeans are the funniest people in the entire world. They think they've accomplished something when they regulate an industry before it exists and they take credit for American companies because the founder was from there and had to leave to do anything. It's incredible.

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@sunnyneverbroke Cool story bro. I got into real estate like six months ago and we are doing $60M a year in revenue. Hired 180 agents already and I'm driving a Bugatti Veyron (new, white interior) everyday. Oh and BTW I'm only 18. You'll get there someday!

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@Indian_Bronson This will never not be funny.

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@SethAbramson The fact that you are still posting on here is evidence to the contrary.

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@torybruno @elonmusk The twitter bickering is a lot of fun but we all still like you, Tory.

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@AltHistCody We will bring them back and they shall claim their rightful place next to the eagle.

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@cloverhogan @Reuters @ContextClimate You are seriously like a parody of a climate activist. Cite fake stats, deny possible alternatives, get memed and corrected, immediately label all criticism as misinformation, and then claim to be the victim. All while having never actually accomplished anything. Just incredible.

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@Jrcraft__ If you think the chance is greater than zero that any American company would do this were it not for the FAA then I don't know how to help you.

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@DrPhiltill Amazing story and perfectly encapsulates their philosophies.

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@pope_head This is poetry. So tired of the loser mentality. We are going to win.

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@MartinShkreli @elonmusk @finkd How is it even possible that Yahoo still has that many visitors?

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@IncredibleJord Can you get a lower res pic next time you make a silly point?

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@cremieuxrecueil I'm sure it also does not account for the marginal savings from fewer mice and rats.

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@owenbroadcast Live from Istanbul:

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@HabemusMalleum It's an all-time great self own.

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@lilbabygandhi Hiroshima and Nagasaki disagree with your assessment.

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@RichardHanania Maybe there is wisdom in the natural revulsion to some things.

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@eyeslasho I find it almost impossible to believe some of those heavier female secret service agents can do 12 push ups.

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@jemelehill Oh no, how could we ever have a rational conversation about an objective topic without invoking every demographic??

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This entire process has really improved my view of the FAA generally. They seem to be nothing but supportive and eminently reasonable about how to make Starship successful at a high cadence.

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The FAA's Kelvin Coleman at Payload's Space Capital event regarding Starship: "We’re trying to work with them to get them on a different program if you will in terms of how we approve their launches going forward," he said. "We want to get away from the launch by launch

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@juicyMcJay What a crazy thing to say to someone.

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We are going to turn the Sahara into a garden so we can ignore the peddlers of this demoralizing nonsense.

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@SheffdeParty You are going to regret this sentiment in ten years when that "giving up" results in an explosion of manned activity in space that will dwarf everything done before now combined.

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@micsolana This is the standard playbook. They were editing the dictionary definition of "sexual preference" two seconds after Amy Coney Barrett used the term in her Senate confirmation hearing.

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@whstancil @Steve_Sailer This is the funniest spat ever. We all know Steve has said that. That's why we've been reading him for years and find him interesting and thoughtful.

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@NorthantsPolice That is, in fact, exactly what free speech is. Maybe you should learn to have a backbone and deal with it.

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@FAANews Please approve the Starship Flight 5 license.

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@Lacertko The climate activist try not to blame any singular weather event on climate change challenge (impossible).

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@ccmembersonly Really well said. It is absolutely unbelievable that there are people who deny this is a problem (and in doing so, tacitly admit they are engaging in it too).

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@CJHandmer Don't leave out its trusty partner, the MX Keys!

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@Space_Strategy 10/10 placement of Obi-Wan's eyes.

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@AuronMacintyre Conservatism is a lost cause. We need something else... with teeth... if anything worthwhile is going to rise from the embers.

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@lickeddrip @memeticsisyphus If I felt that way about my job, I'd quit tomorrow and go somewhere else. You're the one with Stockholm Syndrome having a stroke that many employer/employee relationships are not that adversarial.

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@rach262003 I want to meet this guy. Sounds like we'd be great friends.

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@eyeslasho She has to go back.

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@piper4missouri I'd bet $50 you were pushing for not giving medical treatment to the unvaccinated in 2021/2022.

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@Aristos_Revenge To me, this carries all the hallmarks of a plan gone sideways. Whatever was being executed got off the rails somewhere and no one is really able to pull it all back together under control. The paradigm shift is very real, but I think we are new territory now and the question is

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@BellikOzan Super interesting and original idea. Really does underscore how radically Starship changes everything regarding colonization.

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@BellikOzan All of their complaints seem legitimate but the study on marine impact risk of jettisoning the hot stage ring is one of the craziest things I've ever heard.

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@0xgaut Confirms my suspicions. You have to go inside so you can supervise the preparation in person. "Can I get some more fajita peppers?"

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@michaelsrockets I think it was probably more related to the temperature and humidity of the ambient air.

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@BrianRoemmele That man needs a new pair of shorts.

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@nullpointered A few bunker busters in the top and then some poison gas down the hole and let it ride.

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@William_E_Wolfe It's funny, self-aware, and endearing.

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@wanyeburkett See this all the time with loans and interest. The concept is a black hole of unknowable depths.

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@jasonhickel It is so astounding that people like you exist unironically.

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@meatballtimes There is no need to pity men for not being women. 99% of the men I know would hate literally every second they were forced to do introspection rather than talk about anything else.

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@DrChrisCombs L take.

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