Marshal🌹SEAL🦭 @Marshal_2EAL Twitter profile

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Marshal🌹SEAL🦭

2 months

Alright this place sucks I’m convinced I NEED to take a break for a while so yeah starting today to perhaps next year’s August I’m staying off this place Hit me up on discord marshal_seal if you wanna stay in contact with me

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3 months

You guys rockin with my shirt ⁉️⁉️

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@Ambiili My genuine opinion:

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QRTing this image towards a tweet that has five likes

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Trad weirdos: “I will NOT eat the goyslop and seed oils‼️” *mcdonalds makes a simple cute ad* Trad weirdos:

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This McDonald’s ad single handed made the zoomer generation realize that western media is actively against them and trying to subvert their existence-

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The Japanese artist that just wanted to make a cute ad looking at the QRTs

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1 year

特別じゃない、しあわせな時間。

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@visualbasic97 Final day: kissing a guy

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Japanese woman: “I think diversity is great!” White guy named Kevin living in Missouri:

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@JoeLongBalls People gotta stop treating 4chan likes it’s the book of revelations

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@AlbanianGoku There really be two types of British people, cheery guys like him or these people:

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@twinkophrenia I shouldn’t be so shocked that this is this guy’s entire mindset

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@claymoreman69 You’re not him bruh you’re a twitter user who loves to fantasize about other twitter users

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@Flat_1s_Justice @regularaugust @RespectElves Yeah I’m not taking attitude lessons from someone, who clearly was dropped early in life, named “boundless cunnylust”

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10 months

@Jahrihanna Online conservative heads doing tricks on him, sad sight to see

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@LyleRath Not sure if this guy is the brightest of individuals

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@Flat_1s_Justice @regularaugust @RespectElves No it isn’t retard

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1 year

British people when they taste even the slightest of spice

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1 year

Mexican food is absolutely atrocious, though. The chillis are there to hide the taste of poor quality ingredients, not enhance the flavour.

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@Flat_1s_Justice @regularaugust @RespectElves I’m not trans retard

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1 year

I like how right wingers will call these women “aryan queens” and “actually beautiful” and still show zero respect and act like total weirdos about them lol

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1 year

Too bad Aryan Queen. You're now the standard bearer of White beauty to contrast to the ugly hordes.

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@M05Wolf >when you hate commies so much you become a Nazi

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@BIaziken2 I thought it was more because he wasn’t fan of the Covid lockdowns and how Biden became vocally pro-union lol

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@souljagoytellem Rare John Oliver L but it was an L so big that it took years to take him seriously again

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Fenrir the ice wolf

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Latinx is a swear word used by dumbass gringos who wanna colonize other cultures to fit their "diversity" quota world. Piss off.

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@twinkophrenia Elon talking about it will just kill the discussion even more so I’m not worried!

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1 year

Yeah this is why I rarely talk about warhammer these days, too many larpers that take things a bit TOO seriously.

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Warhammer 40k discussions

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@Wombelek @Ambiili This is true! Unfortunately I wish I had control of a grand horde of warriors to carry out my bidding!

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@M05Wolf And lost all the times he switched armies 😂😂😂😭😭😭

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1 year

Starting to think there’s one actual racist here with these kinds of posts as of late.

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You can tell that people that post this image has not read any of those books solely by how they portrayed The Art of War as Japanese lol

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Sam Hyde you’re a pedophile

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@wigger

3 months

You don't know what you're talking about. These people have spent the past DECADE proving that they are irredeemably UGLY inside, and they won't relent until they can make you feel some semblance of the pain and bitterness they feel every day towards God for making them fucked

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@Thatc0ncreteguy @Yeenie_Mcbeenie I mean what if they are hot and cool what then 🧐🤔

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@edenontheair Gonna wear it when it’s time to go to the ballot box

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1 year

Me in the great Sino-American War when China deploys the baby that can hold his breath for nearly 20 seconds:

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@ahitposter

1 year

China is 3000 years ahead of the West. This baby is not even 4 months old and can already hold his breath for nearly 20 seconds while maneuvering through this complex obstacle course. Biden’s America stands no chance.

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@Thatc0ncreteguy @Yeenie_Mcbeenie Idk kinda fucked up if you asked me!

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@SoulDrainer_ Hunter is not a BBW what are you saying here…

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1 year

This shit is so funny out of context

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@hayasaka_aryan Tho “hayasaka_aryan” will ever bring up their very own ethnic origins

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@Pempai6969 @rad_dude124 That movie focuses on absurdism overcoming nihilism no?

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@MinModulation I am very much looking forward to Elon’s reaction if Kamala wins the presidency lol

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All this drama that I know zero shit of that I’m seeing on the TL rn

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1 year

FLCL Season 99: Depressive Suicidal Black Metal premieres Dec 30 @ midnight on Toonami #adultswim

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FLCL Season 5: Shoegaze premieres Sept 30 @ midnight on Toonami #adultswim

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People saying “ugh you never see these types of nerds nowadays who are actually passionate over the things they like!” as if there isn’t eternal powerscaling arguments every second on this website alone

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I may be enbie

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Oppenheimer: erm truman I do kinda regret making the bo- Truman:

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@slayylem Tf I do⁉️

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1 year

#rentdue

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The word “cis” is a heterosexual slur. Shame on anyone who uses it.

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@twinkophrenia Such a statement of “These kids can’t wear unisex swimsuits because what if anime children don’t expose much skin anymore⁉️” is why homicidal ideation exist

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@nikolaikovac01 @Ambiili Not really

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my stupid chungus birthday

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1 year

He’s got my vote!

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Elon Musk called-out a South African politician demanding white genocide & leading a massive stadium chant: “Kill the whites, kill the white farmer!” Asked to respond to the racism critique, the politician says Elon is stupid because of his “white skin”

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#soyright

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@DavidBanicaRO Smiling Friends. Adult animation but totally absent of all cynicism and cringe atheist stuff. Regularly makes fun of new atheists and science bros, one of the main characters is a Christian too

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You describe vampires like that when minorities are involved?

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You want more black people to be horrific, demonic, figures who feast on the blood and fear of the innocent?

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1 year

I truly am the only Lindsay guy in existence based on the responses 😪

buto 🇵🇸

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which total drama island girl you had a crush on says alot about you

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@MinModulation I remember when such people would cry on how “violent” trans people can be based on a cutesy animation of a trans person doing laser eyes on a transphobe but they will laugh at a crude and vulgar depictions of a trans person being hanged and celebrate a trans teen beating

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@MLB @SFGiants Soon I’m afraid…

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@dasuperbackup Idk I’ve def seen more leftist that are also into sports now Def to sense some pride from where we grew up especially me since my family is so into our local sports clubs lol

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@kings_muse It’s weird how the Warriors and Kings have beef but also respect at the same time lol

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@Marshal_2EAL

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Bros been playing the Sisyphus game and he’s becoming the next coming of Albert Camus I’m crying

addams family stan account🫃 (librarian)

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im in fucking tearss

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Def have noticed how Twitter Latinos are incapable of detecting the most obvious of baits lol

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@mydixabridge @NxtDeterio Damn no wonder you’re alone!

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How do I address to you guys that I have opps who have accounts impersonating me on Twitter and I just found they made a popular tweet with some mutes thinking it’s me lol

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@twinkophrenia I mean I’m sure he won’t stoop so low into saying random shit like bussy femboy ohio rizz out of nowhere… right?

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@Naandalf @seungylee14 @ettingermentum Made one but no anchor steam (since they closed down recently 💔💔💔)

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Another certified “yeah I’m glad twitter doesn’t write media” banger ‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥

Boo-Ping 👻👻👻

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>we could've had the "kratos teams up with his Norse and Egyptian counterparts to defeat their respective pantheons, and then become the 3 wise men who visit baby Jesus" Between this and the original AssCreed and ME story plans, why do devs keep throwing away cool-ass plotlines?

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1 year

Making a collection

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@WarriorsMuse They ain’t bad but I definitely prefer “The Bay” jerseys

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@twinkophrenia Get ready to learn Canadian

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@SFGiants The Giants offense when Webb is pitching:

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@0K_ultra @Yeenie_Mcbeenie @SirBadOpinions Nah look at dude’s media tab Man has an obsession lol

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@rad_dude124 This is why absurdism 🔛🔝💯🔥

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1 year

A lot of criticism I’ve seen from this show have really been nothing lol

The Ratchet Universe🔞

@MrYGuy2

1 year

Bro what is with these showrunners and modern writers making these lesbian couples or any lesbian as butch, masculine, angry/angsty, and stereotypical as humanly possible? They talk about being diverse yet always seem to backtrack when showing something actually diverse.

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@slayylem Sad!

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This is the kind of idolatry they talked about in the Bible

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i have this both bookmarked on tiktok and screen recorded it so i never lose it. please watch the whole thing if you haven’t. there’s nothing quite as insane as this video

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Fujos are so funny man like I can’t hate them because of how funny they are

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1 year

What imma be doing with the cow sphere:

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This post to this day is a work of art based on the sheer amount of angry responses it made

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1 year

@NxtDeterio I can’t with these people man These guys trying to sound like they’re making a profound statement when in reality they sound like dumbasses

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@Marshal_2EAL

1 year

Honestly I respect the way that he’s definitely fucking with everyone

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Oliver Anthony condemns conservative figures adopting his song, “Rich Men North of Richmond,” as a right-wing anthem: “It was funny seeing my song at the [Republican] presidential debate, because I wrote that song about those people, you know. So for them to have to sit there

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@Marmartota2001 @calidosocam Nah since the comic clearly has antisemitic undertones lol

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@Marshal_2EAL

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I don’t think “I get along with Nazi pedophiles‼️‼️‼️” is the statement you wanna say out loud I mean personally speaking tbh

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It's funny how dudes with names like "aryancunnyrapist88" are often some of the kindest people on this app while cutesy hello kitty picrew pfps are the complete opposite

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Just realized I never posted these sketches here do you fuck with them⁉️

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1 year

All I want is. Good future for trans people

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@Marshal_2EAL

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BOOOOOO GET OUT OF HERE AND GO BACK TO /V/ 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅

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If degenerates become fans of your game. It’s over-

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Some of the funniest shit I see here aren’t actually intentionally funny/ironic

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@wavymattlol

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Christian rap is sounding a lil different

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@Marshal_2EAL

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How people felt liking and retweeting this tweet

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Unfortunately there are no benefits to being a good person

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I liked seals BEFORE it was cool you guys don’t forget that 👊👊👊👊👊

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@Marshal_2EAL

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I like how these trad types like follow up every statement they put out with “they do this to humiliate you!!!” Like shiiit I hope it’s working!

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@SaintGreenPact I know it smells crazy in there

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Jay Eazy may actually be GOATed with it I’m afraid….

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@MLB SOON….

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@DionaeaSeeYou @_ThePMD @SaintMyra This is just existentialism or absurdism lol, which are def way better than nihilism

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ITS JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS…

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Completely got jumped scared by this shit

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@Marshal_2EAL

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It’s people like you that has turned God’s beautiful planet into a miserable hell heap. 500 years in the testicle biting and chewing naraka for you‼️‼️

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People who complain about this are either culture war brainrotters who are too blind to see what pic they’re making fun of or literal Hitlerites lol