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@MarsFifi

فيفي

2 years

When I die, my only wish is for those who sincerely loved me, to deal with the loss sooner and move on. May the trauma of my death not delay their own lives, because grief can do that. As they grieve & heal, may they not bond with mystery for too long, but continue to just—LIVE.

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@MarsFifi

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2 years

@Luthando_Nk A friend once said... "Just because you say you love me. Doesn't mean that I feel loved by you..." and I think you're absolutely right

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3 years

Tuesday. You employ a DM, she then beats the kid mercilessly. Wednesday: You decide to release her from the responsibilities. After medical checkup, it's found that the kid had sustained severe internal bleeding.. Saturday : The kid dies😭 Maureen Nyaboke did this & disappeared

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5 years

@RealJaguarKenya Ulichaguliwa mp ndio uwache kuimba upuzi kwa studio. Sasa hapa pia umeenza kuongea upuzi 😩 Jiangalie kwa Kioo Kisha ukae mbali One centimeter away na uwache kigeugeu

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1 year

@MrBlackOG "... You'd be surprised what people are capable of doing when you put them in a position where they think they don’t have a choice... " _ Harvey Specter _Suits

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5 years

Her: babe. I'm going for Konshen's on Saturday. Him: No you're not. Her: is we married? Is cows paid? Did cars pij pii piiiii? Did people wululu wululuuu? Ala.. 👇

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5 years

Huyu shida yake huwa nini? 😩

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5 years

@UhondoNews 😂😂😂😂 This explains its. After God, Fear Women

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2 years

@Nomagugu_xo But please... May we not abuse the grace of forgiveness... And don't let people use your forgiveness as a weakness

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6 years

@GREATGRAYClOUS '...You'd be surprised what people you trust would do when you put them in a position where you think they don't have a choice... Harvey Spector - Suits

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8 years

#TeargasMonday 😂😂😂 meet the new Rafael Nadal

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8 years

its hard 2 bewitch an African Girl. Wen u tke a piece of her hair 2 th witch dr,an innocent Brazillian woman gets mad #PopularMugabesQuotes

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8 years

Babe... You're going to be a father Wow.... But am not even Catholic #WorstJokesMarathon

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5 years

Dear Mom , I'm sorry for my success. It's taking too long than we both expected, but please be patient, One day I will be able to afford the kind of life that you prayed for, the kind of life I want for myself. God Will go before me & level the mountains & He will see me through

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8 years

He left a note on th fridge saying "am sorry its nt working.Am leaving" I woke up, opened the fridge & it's working #CrazyFoolsDayEncounter

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6 years

@Crazy_Nairobian 😂😂😂 Kuna siku I went home and found them standing at the door... I decided tohep them knock as if I was looking for the owner 😂

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5 years

The only lawyer who has never won any case... Yet His favorite quote is: "The Law Is Very Clear..." 😂

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5 years

Dear Ngina Kenyatta, A thief cannot advise the entire villagers on which padlock to use on their door 😂.

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8 years

Hata kama ni Wewe... What will you do? 😂😂😂 #ItsNotPossibleThat

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6 years

Every office has two people who do all the work and 12 people who walk around with bottles full of water, cucumber and lemon.

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8 years

The only #AfyaHouseFacts that I know is very vivid

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8 years

#FisiletsProverbs If this doesn't convince you.. I'll be back to Confuse you more 😂😂😭👇👇👇👇

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7 years

#HBDBaba January 7th 1945 Tinga Wuod Lou. Baba chuny piny. Agwambo kore ng'eyo tek. The only enigma. The Father of democracy 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌 Jatelo modagi kao telo gi thuon kata gi so. 🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻 @RailaOdinga Happy Birthday Jakom

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@MarsFifi

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6 years

#KenyaHasTaughtMe that If you're neutral in situations of injustice, then you've chosen the side of the oppressor...

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6 years

Dear ladies No matter how much you trust your friends -Never discuss your man's struggles with them!

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9 years

#KenyanYouthsAreJoblessBecause most company are looking for people with age 25yrs who have 30yrs experience @BillyCasso

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8 years

A little chance given to a monkey (Moses Kuria) to hold a guitar doesn't mean it can join the choir #StateOfCorruption @bonifacemwangi 👌👍👏

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8 years

Will @Lupita_Nyongo come back to Kenya and act in Papa Shirandula #NowThatTrumpIsPresident @xtiandela Concerned fan 😢😂

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8 years

Sometimes God will put a Goliath on your way for you to find a David in you #TestimonyTuesday

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8 months

@iHad2GoGetit And you can never love someone enough for them not to cheat... Some of them disrespectfully like the thrill of it, having multiple affairs and eventually things start to go down

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7 years

This is how some fellow citizens feels... Punda amechoka kweli 😂😂😂😂 #LifeUnderUhuRuto

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@MarsFifi

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8 years

When you're ready to go out but your phone is on 1% 😭 so you chill a bit #100ThingsIDoOnHolidays

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6 years

Some of us are fighting battles our parents never won so bear with us when we celebrate the little things we have everytime 😒😒

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1 year

@TshegofatsoDan3 From growing up like this..... To not talking to each as adults because life is happening to everyone

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8 years

All Bar soaps are Panga. All detergents are Omo. All toothpastes are Colgate. All Elders Are Either your AUNTIES /UNCLES #HowAfricanAreYou

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7 years

#LifeUnderUhuRuto Unga ya Sima is more expensive than Unga ya chapati...I now believe they are against Luhya's progress

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8 years

Noah got drunk,Jacob lied,Moses Murdered,Rahab was a prostitute,David had an affair & God still used them. He can Use You Too #WillWednesday

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@MarsFifi

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2 years

No child or even anybody enjoys the company of a person they're scared of.....

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When my dad finally retired, he wanted to do family things with the family but the family had moved on. His attempts made us uncomfortable. If he enters a room, we empty up one by one. It get extremely lonely for men at the end of their lives.

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7 months

@omwambaKE There is no calamity greater than lavish desires There is no greater guilt than discontentment And there is no greater disaster than greed. Greed is a bottomless pit which exhausts the person in an endless effort to satisfy the need without ever reaching satisfaction.

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@MarsFifi

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8 years

God will always give you something to hold on to while He's still working on your solution to your problem #WillWednesday

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@MarsFifi

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6 years

@bolanleisijola My mama said " 1. Never blame the cook for the food you cannot stomach. 2. You don't need a Crown to parade as Queen. If it's not your Throne, don't sit on it. 3. It's not your job to change someone into something they're not. If you ain't happy, Leave! "

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@MarsFifi

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7 years

Fred Ngatia is behaving like an African Parent who sleeps while watching news but will suddenly wake up when you change the Channel. 😏😏😏

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5 years

@iambemii The Jesus Christ part had me on the floor... Literally 😂

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7 years

@RailaOdinga Now can we use those no. of birthday wishes we sent, to swear you in already 😥😥😥😥😥. Baba Miwa plan B

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@MarsFifi

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8 years

You're not just waiting in vain. There is a purpose behind every delay. God's delays are not God's denials. Be patient! #WillWednesday

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5 years

@THISisLULE @josphat77kamau He told them to try Jesus.. But not Him 😂😂😂😂 Harry doesn't play

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8 years

#MamaAlwaysSaid as long as your in my house.... You'll eat whatever it's being cooked here. Ama hama uende kwako 😂😂. That's mama for you

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فيفي

8 years

#AlafuKunaVile This ball was our "PS2" 👇👇👇👇👇 👇👇👇👇👇😂

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8 years

#AlwaysAvoidPeopleWho cant appreciate what their mothers do 4 them. They dont know what they go through @kayelian1

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7 years

There may be times when we are powerless to prevent injustice, but there must never be a time when we fail to protest #IEBCMess

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8 years

People may try to Push u down, but God will Lift you up. They may try to Hold u Back, but God will Thrust u Forward #CofekSundayVerse

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5 years

So where do I take my kids 🤔🤔🤔

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5 years

No Woman leaves a happy home. #BrokenBonds

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8 years

#JichoPevu @MohaJichoPevu to CID chairman, "Have you summoned the DP or not?" CID Chairman: "Next question" 😂😂😂

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8 years

#KenyaIsBestKnownFor keeping up with the mafisi sacco

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8 years

#YouNeverExperiencedLifeIf Once upon a time... I did this....

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6 years

@LillianOrwah They are like friends.. We can only ignore them.. But can't delete them 😂

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8 years

#StateOfCorruption A Courageous Man Win Through His Actions, Never Through An Argument with Mediocres. It takes a fool to face a fool.

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1 year

@naimatapei Then they start acting like you killed their mother 😂😂😂 chest pain 101

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فيفي

8 years

#LiesThatKenyansSay yeah it's "sheep" alright 👇😂

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8 years

Need I say more. We have a First lady who keeps it simply & elegant all the time @salano254 #WhatMakesKenyaStandOut

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8 years

#ItsOnlyInKenyanSchools When they wanted us to pay attention 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇

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8 years

When i grow up.. I want to be a "pedestrian" too 😂😂😂😂😂 @AdhizMoe #ThingsINaturallyHate

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8 years

#AlafuKunaVile siz hu spend some quality time with Justin Bieber

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فيفي

8 years

Duale is that student who gets correct answers in a homework assignment but can't explain his answers in class @MarthaKarua #AskMartha

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فيفي

8 years

When your school Motto gives you the Validation you need to justify your wrong doing #BurningCrisis

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فيفي

8 years

#IMissYouChallenge When your Ex SMS U🙅 Ex: Hey! hello from this side Me: Hey! Adele is that you? 😏 Ex: What's up Me: My standards, 🙅 Bye! ✋

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8 years

The blue part never worked out for me... Especially in a maths lesson...😥😥 #YouNeverExperiencedLifeIf

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فيفي

5 years

When you're out of the exam room & you hear your mates saying that Q2a had a pie chart yet you didn't even see the damn graph...

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Billy The GOAT

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Hata sijui mnaongelea nini 😩

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8 years

May we live not for what our tribes say.... But for what our flag stands for. May we dwell in unity #MadarakaDay

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8 years

#YouNeverExperiencedLifeIf you don't remember anyone doing it.... Then you've missed a lot

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5 years

@22shtnamas Ones your mother dies... The promise made by your relatives will never come to pass. And support doesn't always come from familiar faces

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5 years

@RoyalKenyah Women don't cheat. They just find themselves in another new relationship and forgets to tell you about it 😊

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8 years

#TimeWillReachWhen Teacher : Juma is climbing a tree to pick some mangoes(re-write beginning wth mangoes) Me: Mangoes, Juma is coming 4 u

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8 years

#MyExShouldKnow my smile is now brighter than His future

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1 year

"I have found in my experience people rarely change. And when they do, they're not to be trusted." ~Raymond Reddington _The Blacklist

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2 years

@brianmutinda_ Always my favorite

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8 years

#KenyansEasilyForget that Screen ni Screen 😂😂😂😂😂

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فيفي

6 years

@phunky___ That's because we're forced to raise kids that aren't ours in the 1st place

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8 years

#MamaAlwaysSaid never marry a man who doesn't love his mother. Because A man becomes what his mother made him

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6 years

@VusiThembekwayo I remember when I was down on my knees & the people that I looked up to, looked down on me. Mama said, when life beats you up, you either pack up & leae6or get up & fight. I swore never to give anyone a chance to ever say that I wouldn't be where I am if it wasn't for them.

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فيفي

5 years

Hawa agents wa huduma number wanaringa na by Sunday wote watakua jobless 😩

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5 years

@GugsM @whizaburia Dear @GugsM , we appreciate your offer. That's so kind of you. But please note that, we already have Jomo Kenyatta status & even though we were strongly against the idea of having his image on our new currency, they forces it down our throats. We refuse your gift respectfully

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فيفي

8 years

Kenya Ina wenyewe 😂😂😂

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@MercyPheona @BrianKarabu xasa hii Kenya yetu tutaixhi aje

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8 years

#DoKenyansKnowThat every man's dream ones started as a joke....👇👇👌

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5 years

@t0nit0ne If God is with me - Casey J Be still - Travis Green While I'm waiting - Travis Green No one like you - Semah ft Flavour

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5 years

@bevalynekwambo3 I got into a fight with another girl at a bar because she wouldn't stop talking to my crush. 😂I've never gotten into a fight in my life. Then when I was 14, I gave a boy I liked my lunch pack & He gave it to the girl he liked. I snapped inside.😭😭

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8 years

Kidero didn't slap Shebesh... He just gave her a quick massage on her face. #KoffiOlomideArrested Double standard

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But we could not arrest Kidero when he planted a heavy slap on Shebesh, triple standards. #KoffiOlomideArrested

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@josh_uglyasf One pastor said that women be put here with prayer line like... "Oh. No weapon formed against me & my marriage shall prosper" & the entire time... The weapon be their husbands.. 😂.

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8 years

Our culture is our pride. #WhatMakesKenyaStandOut @salano254

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7 years

@trapafasa 254 🇰🇪

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8 years

Banks ku display MA Tellers counter mob then only 2 of them are operating #ThingsINaturallyHate

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8 years

The only book I like reading is a chequebook & the only kitchen I would be walking in daily is a Bank #LightSkinsProverbs

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فيفي

8 years

#TimeWillReachWhen people from Matoke land would come up with an invention like this 👇

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5 years

@OdeleyeWole May I never forget in my best moments that I need God just as much as I needed him on my worst moments. 🙏

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8 years

Bae: so which sports do you like Lightskin : G-spot #LightSkinsProverbs

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8 years

#WhatKOTWontEntertain insults from the likes of CNN and Donald Trump 😂😂👇

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8 years

Why do you hate it when people hit on your sisters yet you're also hitting on someone's else sister #AskAKenyanMan

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7 years

A good lawyer knows the law & a great lawyer knows the judge.Otiende Amollo knows them all.Confuse Not your Google search for His Law degree

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8 years

We all have that Melaina character in us we luck originality & die a photocopy #HabitsWeShouldNotTolerate

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