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Brandan Tate

@MarlonBrandan

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Actor, Writer...and working on some things so I can add more commas to my bio...and my bank account. #TheWire alum and just a dude that abides.

Baltimore, MD

https://t.co/GjwLNv0PyF

Joined February 2011

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@MarlonBrandan

Brandan Tate

6 years

I get a random call from Texas. I pick up and a woman with a thick Indian accent named Megan Johnson tells me that she's an agent for the IRS and that there's a warrant for my arrest for owing back taxes. Of course I know it's bullshit but I was bored & had time for their asses.

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@MarlonBrandan

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8 years

If Drake and Taylor Swift r dating, then Drake will eventually cheat & Taylor Swift's version of Lemonade will be titled Pumpkin Spice Latte

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Please don't kill Captain America Please don't kill Captain America Please don't kill Captain America Please don't kill Captain America *sees Thanos and Cap face off at the end of the #AvengersInfinityWar trailer* They're gonna kill Captain America.

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Natasha Tynes learned a valuable lesson today. To quote "The Wire", "That'll teach you to give a fuck when it's not your turn to give a fuck." I hope that MTA worker doesn't lose her job over some weak shit.

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Coming To America was released 29 years ago today...This scene is why I'll never, EVER tolerate Paula Abdul slander.

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7 years

Keaton's mama finna come thru with the diamond encrusted MAGA hat.

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7 years

This pic HAS to be inspired by this pic. #Bomaye Citizen Of The Year

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6 years

*sees Killer Mike is trending* Me: Oh dope, Killer Mike is one of my favorite rappers. Lemme see what's going on. Twitter: You see the NRA TV video he did? Me:

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Quick follow-up...Natasha Tynes don't know why that worker was eating on the job. For all she knows she could be diabetic and her blood sugar was low or she was taking blood pressure meds because she gotta deal with nosy assholes all day or maybe she was just fucking hungry.

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8 years

#DrPhil 's mouth said "Thank you." But his soul said "Cash me ousside"

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7 years

@billboard You mean @Ludacris ' super-fro was CGI too?!

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8 years

Live feed of Stacey Dash trying to renegotiate her contract with Fox News.

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7 years

Eat a dick, Christopher Columbus! Happy Indigenous Peoples Day!

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8 years

@SheHatesJacoby but it gotta be on HBO or Showtime so he can drop gems like this.

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7 years

TI: Rob, why you tryin' to air out my biz, homeboi?! Rob Kardashian: You was clownin' me on IG, called me a duck. TI: But were we at odds?

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7 years

🎶They say this cat Kaep is a bad mother--- (Shut your mouth) But I'm talkin' 'bout Kaep (Then we can dig it)🎶 Citizen Of The Year

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7 years

There's a dude at the Senate Equifax Hearing dressed like the Monopoly man...

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7 years

The most frightening thing about the dashcam video of the shooting of #PhilandoCastile is he did everything right & still got shot.

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Brandan Tate

8 years

Giving away Ivanka's hand in marriage when he know he wanted to tap that. #TrumpSacrifices

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Brandan Tate

7 years

This is genius...If #blackish is the new age #CosbyShow , #collegeish would be its #ADifferentWorld counterpart. I hope it does well.

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'Black-Ish' Spin-off Officially Ordered to Series at Freeform Under the title 'College-ish'

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7 years

Mark Morrison: 🎶Return of the Mack.🎵 Me: 🎶Oh, my god!🎵 Mark Morrison: 🎶You know that I'll be back.🎵 Me: 🎶Here I am!🎵

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7 years

@tiaramvrie Got me reminiscing of the one that got away. 😭😭😭😭😭

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8 years

Al Roker was stirring his drink to keep that Queens, NY from coming up outta him. Billy Bush don't even now how close he was. Stir on, AR.

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7 years

Waiting for this new Dave Chappelle Netflix joint to drop...

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Brandan Tate

5 years

Either way, more folks should learn not to bother people that's not bothering you.

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7 years

Pepsi: Damn, that commercial was a misstep. United: At least ur not getting sued. Spicer: It can't get worse. Jeffrey Lord: Hold my milk.

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5 months

Thanks for the s/o @Ziggys_Duck , you always show love, and please believe me when I say it's most appreciated. 🙌🏾

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“No, I'm standing here holding a torn-up church crown of a bona fide colored lady. Do you know what a colored lady is? Not your moms, for sure.”

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Brandan Tate

5 years

Karen Price can go fuck herself. In the past, Tom Brady got his O-line Audis. Aaron Rodgers got his O-line $20,000 ATVs. But Karen Price wants to police what the fuck Lamar Jackson does with HIS money? GTFOH. 1 Google search & you'll find Lamar Jackson's charity work. Asshole

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Brandan Tate

7 years

Rest in peace to one of the greats, Bernie Mac. He would have turned 60 years old today...and still not scared of you motherfuckers.

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7 years

Payless ShoeSource is closing? Where am I gonna buy my imaginary children Power Ranger sneakers so I don't have to get them Jordans

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7 years

🎶Who is the man that would risk his neck for his brother, man? (Kaep) Can ya dig it?🎶 Citizen Of The Year

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7 years

@PoisedNPearls Paris Dennard when 45 gets impeached.

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Brandan Tate

7 years

I just read if Janet Jackson divorces homeboy he might get taxed for hundreds of millions. This pic was taken at the prenup. Look carefully.

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Brandan Tate

5 years

The only Sobotka I acknowledge...

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Brandan Tate

8 years

If only the system worked as hard to protect the young woman that #BrockTurner raped.

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Deputies now lining up inside barricades where #BrockTurner is being released.

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Brandan Tate

7 years

Bruh, Atlantic Records went from artists like Aretha Franklin to the Cash Me Outside chick. Whatever you wanna be in life go be that shit.

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8 years

Did Donald Trump really say he's going to get 95% of the African-American vote?...

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7 years

Officer Jeronimo Yanez not guilty in killing of #PhilandoCastile ...on video. Michelle Carter guilty for telling Conrad Roy to kill himself.

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Brandan Tate

8 years

Hangin' with @KillerMike is rubbin' off on O.G. @BernieSanders

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Brandan Tate

7 years

Be careful, @TeaPainUSA these stinky polecats might try to unmask you next.

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7 years

Me after reading that Andre 3000 interview realizing he may give up rapping.

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7 years

45 can kiss the "Many Sides" of my ass.

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8 years

I denied my depression 4 years. My mom always would always say I'm depressed. I could never admit it cause I didn't think I was. #YouGoodMan

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Brandan Tate

7 years

I felt bad for Keaton...but I didn't feel "donation" bad for the kid.

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7 years

Brienne is like..."I thought I killed yo." #GameOfThronesFinale #DemThrones #ThronesYall

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7 years

Ewww, yo...Taye Diggs is trying to take over for 9-9 and 2000s.

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Brandan Tate

8 years

The people trippin' about Malia Obama smoking weed probably need to go smoke some weed.

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8 years

#YouMightBeTheSidePieceIf when you borrow his phone to call Pizza Hut and your phone starts ringing.

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8 years

Trump had a Twitter meltdown @ 3am, huh? Are we gonna give the nuclear codes to a guy who jumps on Twitter like...

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Brandan Tate

7 years

As soon as Charlie Murphy ascended, Rick James came to pick him up like... "Get in...Hurry up, Prince is making pancakes."

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Brandan Tate

5 years

@JippaDaKid @Viboujee He gotta push the bottom in to pop it up and flip that bih. This really is lost generation. 😩

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7 years

I'm so conflicted...I love watchin' Dany cook these fools. But I don't want Jamie and Bronn to catch the fade. #GameOfThrones #ThronesYall

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Brandan Tate

8 years

Sasha Obama had to get a summer job because her pops about to get laid off in a couple months and its time for her to kick in.

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8 years

#BenAndJerrysNewFlavor Soul Dough

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Brandan Tate

8 years

If it's true & Ric Flair did hit Halle, it's kinda corny to tell ppl. With that said, if I slept w/ Halle Berry that would b my pinned tweet

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Brandan Tate

7 years

Ben Carson need to catch these gifted hands.

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Brandan Tate

8 years

RIP Bill Nunn "If I love you, I love you. If I hate you.......I love you, brother." - Radio Raheem

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Brandan Tate

7 years

#Bright was dope...critics don't know their asses from a hole in the ground. Was it "Citizen Kane"? No, but it wasn't "The Worst Film Of The Year" and definitely didn't merit the bashing it received.

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Brandan Tate

7 years

Nymeria was like "Nah, I'm good with my clique right here...your fam don't have a good record with direwolves." #GameofThrones #ThronesYall

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Brandan Tate

8 years

@MichaelPacholek Thought so too...Love fades...but great spiteful music is forever.

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Brandan Tate

8 years

Link to the list of the 229 House Republicans who voted to block the release of DJT's tax returns. Pimp accordingly.

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Brandan Tate

8 years

Easy D, Ice Pence, DJ KellA, MC Ryan and Dr. Bannon form A.W.A...Aryans with Attitudes and they're straight outta competence.

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Donald J. Trump

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Big increase in traffic into our country from certain areas, while our people are far more vulnerable, as we wait for what should be EASY D!

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8 years

"Be peaceful, be courteous, obey the law, respect everyone; but if someone puts his hand on you, send him to the cemetery." #MalcolmX

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Brandan Tate

8 years

So if President Obama is deporting millions of immigrants then why are conservatives so angry with his immigration policy? #debatenight

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Brandan Tate

8 years

Trump could learn a thing or 2 from the #MahershalaAli acceptance speech...Peace & blessing be upon you all.

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Brandan Tate

8 years

But then again you guys nominated a reality show TV star so... #BradleyCooper

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Brandan Tate

6 years

@TheLewisEffect I think both are catching the fade.

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Brandan Tate

7 years

I'm a steelworker from Baltimore. My grandfather fought in WWII and I'm calling Donald J. Trump a White Supremacist. #NaziBucketChallenge

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Brandan Tate

8 years

Man, I love to see black girls shinin'. #SimoneBiles #GabbyDouglas #ILoveAllTheGirlsOnTeamUSATho #Olympics #Rio2016

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Brandan Tate

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Final Jeopardy: This game show host was wavy as fuck, made you feel like a genius when you had the correct answers and will be sorely missed. Question: Who is Alex Trebek?

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Brandan Tate

8 years

9th Circuit was like...

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Brandan Tate

8 years

While I was looking at that Trick Daddy video I was thinking...Uh, huh...okay...what's up?!...Shut Up!

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Brandan Tate

8 years

Teyana Taylor gave us "Pleasure Principle" / Flashdance 2016.

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Brandan Tate

3 years

@ESPNFrankie Only thing missing is a freestyle from Brian Pumper.

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Brandan Tate

8 years

Prince did a benefit show here, in Baltimore, right after the Freddie Gray riots. He was unapologetically black.

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The idea that you "transcend race" or...elevate "above" your blackness when you're as successful as Prince is just.... He was ALWAYS Black.

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Brandan Tate

7 years

Today's the 15th anniversary of the premiere of #TheWire , the best show in the history of television. RT this with your #FavoriteWireQuotes

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Brandan Tate

7 years

Big Trouble In Little China is on #IFC as part of a Kurt Russell marathon?...I guess they're trying to shake the pillars of heaven for Christmas.

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Brandan Tate

6 years

#BenCarson let his wife take the rap for buying that expensive ass table?...That is some. Hoe. Shit. I bet you when they go on walks he's on the inside of the sidewalk.

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Brandan Tate

8 years

Dave Chappelle on SNL like...

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Brandan Tate

7 years

#TheCarmichaelShow is the best comedy on network TV...Do yourself a favor and check it out. It premieres tonight on NBC.

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Brandan Tate

8 years

#KapSoBlack he stirs the tears of his critics into his jar of Ultra Sheen Hair Food.

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8 years

Troy Ave The Scammer "Honestly, truly...I did not tell on Taxstone...now I must go off to my Caucasian brownstone...Let's do brunch."

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Brandan Tate

7 years

About the Michael Bennett situation...He can tell the world because of his platform. Imagine how many ppl have similar stories. I have a few

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Brandan Tate

7 years

I want Tormund to live to the end so he can get with Brienne...Live life with that big woman, bro. #GameOfThrones #ThronesYall #DemThrones

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Brandan Tate

8 years

Tara said she's has a girlfriend she want to get back to.......she...doesn't...kno-ho-ho-ho-hooooooooo #TheWalkingDead #DemDeadz #DeyWalking

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Brandan Tate

8 years

. @Craig_RINV Billy Bush was about to find out how real Al Roker is. Al Roker isn't ready to retire yet. That's the only thing that saved him

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Brandan Tate

7 years

Michael Rapaport went the fuck off on Kylie and Kendall...he sounds like Joe Pesci on "Casino". 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Brandan Tate

7 years

Straight up and down...If Colin Kaepernick isn't signed to an NFL team come pre-season I'm not watching a single fuckin' snap ever again.

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Brandan Tate

8 years

Every #ElectionDay I don't feel like voting & every #ElectionDay I think of these men. If voting doesn't matter then why were they killed?

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Brandan Tate

8 years

I'm not gonna sit here idly let y'all slander Corey Feldman...He was in Goonies.........Goonies...so what if he looked like a marionette.

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Brandan Tate

8 years

So Melania Trump was like "Hold up, #MichelleObama . Imma let you finish, but 1st I need to get a pen and pad."

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Brandan Tate

8 years

Supreme Court said #BeckyWithTheBadGrades needs to go take her silly ass to Austin Community College. Sorry for ya.

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Brandan Tate

7 years

I'm gonna need Jaden Smith make one of these videos monthly or quarterly...who do I need to see to make that happen?

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Brandan Tate

7 years

Wasn't it Mike Flynn's punk ass chanting "Lock Her Up!" @ the RNC?...Now he's going Rat-atouille so he won't go to jail? Piece of shit.

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Brandan Tate

6 years

@StephBMore Remember when Snoop had Anthony Bourdain down Mo's Seafood?...He milly rocked on any block.

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Brandan Tate

6 years

The Chief of the French Open says Serena can't wear a bodysuit that helps with her blood flow and prevent blood clots, for the sake of the women dressing more conservative, meanwhile before Venus & Serena, I ONLY watched women's tennis to see their underwear. 🙄

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Brandan Tate

6 years

Kanye West is in the Oval Office advocating for a pardon for Larry Hoover...a Supreme Court nominee was asked about boofing a few weeks back...there's 10 more weeks in 2018 and I can't wait for the season finale.

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Brandan Tate

7 years

What's this #PhoenixRally for? Next election isn't for another 3 years, 3 months, 13 days, 5 hours, 52 minutes, 43 seconds...42 seconds...41

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