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A f%© #d podcast for f%© #d up people!!! We're live & interactive weeknights at 8pm EST.

Joined April 2023
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You can now send us anonymous messages!!!
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@woofknight I think people need to realize that the secret to happiness is not giving a fuck what anyone thinks!!
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@PostingOften I feel like that dog is gonna tell ME what to call HIM!
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@azninthesun Right there, that's her legacy. INSPIRING!
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@mindfulmaven_ Anything can be an addiction for someone with an addictive personality type 😢
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@woofknight I think it's time we start naming names!!
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@TheRealDudja Marry for money! 😜
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@rovabtw Unfortunately with a chronic illness like I have the needle is constantly moving. Right now: 8. Yesterday, 1. Thank God for cannabis! #lyme #chronicillness #cannabis
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@mindfulmaven_ Makes me feel like crap!!!
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@OMGFacts I would be a billionaire right now if I had been given a $100k for every week I stayed home!!! #chronicillness #lyme
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@bagsfan75_Tony ghosts 100%. I still have nightmares about growing up with roaches!!
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@woofknight Who knew it was a comedy!! 🙃
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@EzuieQuotes Giving a f what anyone thinks!!
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@woofknight UNO is not the boss of me!!! I DO WHAT I WANT!! #freedomfighter
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@PostingOften This is too much pressure for me. Just hand me one with the top cut off!
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@woofknight That’s it, I’m starting a month for @Crocs pride!!! I love my Crocs!!!
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@woofknight We started taking "anonymous messages" for our podcast -- someone said they "wish we were still friends like we used to be." I'm like: if you are not in my life, there's a damn good reason why!!
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@wiseconnector Damn exploding luggage!
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@Britton65Sam Tell my husband that if we're having a 3 way with a girl, I'm gonna expect a 3 way with a dude too...
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@CTOTHELOS77 hold the hell up, there's PINEAPPLE CHEESECAKE??? Not gonna lie, this makes me feel all tingly on the inside!!
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@woofknight That, right there, might be your worst decision. They're so comfy!! I have super cute croc sandals that I LOVE!!!
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@space_treasure8 Felt that way for awhile. Now I reject things not meant for me & thank the universe for the things that were. #GratitudeJourney
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@introvertsmemes Start a non profit that helps average folks
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@woofknight Because it's societally required to offer condolences, whereas actually being kind & compassionate doesn't seem to matter!!! People are doing life wrong!!!
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@wiseconnector I'd rather drive nails in my eyes than live in a city. Can I get a deserted island please?
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@wiseconnector I'll let you know when I find it!!
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@wendeeluvz @DannyDeVito -- I AM OBSESSED!!! My life goal is to get him on my podcast!!!
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@dotinglyricism Complaining! Manifest instead y’all. Thoughts become things!! 🥰
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@SeffSaid Judgement... I guess that means half the population is gone -- fine by me!!
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@wiseconnector Thanksgiving. OMG I want to open a restaurant that sells day old Thanksgiving year round!!
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@Stopworkplacebu I always say "if you can't voice your feelings you don't have a relationship, you're in a hostage situation." #StockholmSyndrome
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@MatthewCoast Been sick 10 years, my husband has been my constant caregiver... 🥰
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@DLgodlessbitch EVERY FUCKING DAY!!! But to be fair, most of the people I know are white... So it could just be people!
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@mindfulmaven_ Health, LOVE, Sex, Jeeps, fun, friendship, laughter, plants, animals, music -- I could go on all day!
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@woofknight Not me getting my clit pierced just to put this there & freak out my husband!!!
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If you have never played: you pick one to F (do sex things with), one to Marry, & K (get rid of)... Obviously it's just a game kids!! #fmk #maritalhate #girlsnextdoor #hollymadison #kendrawilkinson #BridgetMarquardt #playboy #easter
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@MatthewCoast Married my husband almost 11 years ago. Shortly after received a diagnosis that destroyed my life. He's been my caretaker every day. THAT is a man worth your time. #DougGeer
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@HorrorCarnival I refuse to participate in this game based solely on the fact that "Cannibal Holocaust" isn't on the list!!!
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@DieinPlace I didn’t know Japanese curry was a thing!!
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If only I had a choice!!
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@Stopworkplacebu That's why we started our podcast: we realized so many people were alone, lonely, & broken... So we created an absurd place for them to hang out & make friends. We are SO proud of it (even though it's a f-ed up podcast for f-ed up people!)
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@EzuieQuotes Funny. I once heard a man say it his son “if you can make a woman laugh you can make her do anything.” he was right.
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Full moon flare! Happens every 28 days. But for some reason, the new moon is always worse. so thankful that Doug is getting us healthy groceries at Costco while I work on content for the podcast I hope everyone is having an amazing weekend #Cannabis #Costco #Biomat #Lyme
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@SeffSaid An invitation to join a pyramid scheme!
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@wiseconnector 27!! Damn, I wish!!!
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@eatinerni Half bbq half ranch. You’ll thank me later!!
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@wiseconnector LOL I have a podcast where I say f-ed up stuff. It comes with the job. I've got a video that's going up tomorrow, Imma have to leave town when it hits... 😈
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@dogeofficialceo Actually not true...
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@MatthewCoast sleep. Who am I kidding, I work in my sleep too...
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@woofknight All I want is have my husbands skin pressed against mine. Sure, it leads to sex a lot, but just because we're still in love after a decade!!! (weird given the name of our podcast, I know!!)
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@CTOTHELOS77 Richard Simmons!!! Loved him, had been following him more recently... He turned 76 on 7/12, died the next day on my birthday which was 7/13/76. It was just weird... He was amazing! #richardsimmons
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@PuppiesIover Salted caramel chocolate truffle that made me make my "O" face? Seems a little long...
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@dotinglyricism Owning a Jeep, moving to Florida, throwing the top & doors out, & driving around listening to my fav music!!
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@SeffSaid You are perfectly imperfect just the way you are. I love you. (This is for EVERYONE reading this, except Rob. He knows what he did!!)
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@JetBlue I talked to 6 completely unhelpful people over the last 6 hours about my son's cancelled flight. agent: 74499 Stacey was AMAZING. Please fire those idiots & give their salaries to Stacey
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@Matt_Pinner breakfast, lunch, dinner. And I feel like it's kinda rude for you to post a pic if you're not gonna deliver. #rude
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@Intimate_0 depends on the people!!
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@JetBlue It took me 9 hours of being on the phone with you people to fix the mess created when you arbitrarily cancelled a flight. By the time you replied I was well into delirium... So I'm cranky AF today & it's all your fault!!!
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@CTOTHELOS77 I barely found one person who could tolerate my weird. How the hell am I gonna find another???
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@xyco_twt Stepping down from my position as head of house!!
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@WriteEditPJ Pretty much everything... Food, water, pharma, education, air, media, lies... I could go on all day!
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@ShouldHaveCat I've heard of cat-dog, but never cat-snake?
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@_Zombie_Crew_ Negativity... Like I have a visceral reaction...
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@AmandaJK_ Oh I could play this game all day... A polar bear tried to eat me once.
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What's that? Side boob or front boob? It's depression. But why does it make me happy? #Confused #Breastfed #NoBraNeeded #nsfw #maritalhate
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@jverona77 Queensryche, "Silent Lucidity". WORST SONG EVER!
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@kathrynwise6869 Looks like? IT IS!!!!
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@TheRealDudja I full one dive headfirst through - is there any other way?
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@wendeeluvz My husband has this pink banana that I really like 😈
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@woofknight If I look like I’m having an epileptic fit, I’m probably flirting with you. #Awkward .
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@LuRegan68088 Gérard Depardieu.
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@MatthewCoast The best thing I ever did in my life was learn to focus on my own happiness & not to worry about anyone else. Then, my tribe magically came together. I don't chase, I attract!!!
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@PollSter_Mike1 ANY FUCKING REASON YOU WANT!!!
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@SeffSaid Folks in power who don't face consequences for their actions...
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@gavinthomas2015 I would definitely NOT put gum in her hair 😈
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@GigaBasedDad I was just telling my husband I need steakkkkkkkk!!! #carnivore
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@SpillTheMemes Turkey dinner quesadilla? That's a mouthful! Can we shorten it?
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@wiseconnector My wife. 😈
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@il0venostalgia My husband & his bestie playing Pong back in the day!!
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@LindaPe94835146 Can I have some money? 😜
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@xyco_twt I'll sit there & meditate with a smile on my face because I don't let ANYONE disturb my peace anymore!! #meditation #domesticviolence #narcissistic
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@Rothmus This is so accurate & infuriating!!!
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@MatthewCoast Uh yeah, I don't mess with monster dongs! I don't want my intestines to fall out!!!
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@SeffSaid For everyone to be healthy. Physically & emotionally. #wellness
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@gavinthomas2015 That's where you put your life-size elf on the shelf. All McMansions in suburbia have them! #whitepeople #suburbia #elfontheshelf
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@woofknight I'm gonna have to circle back with you...
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@Lingzi_W ABSOLUTELY! We got into ALL of the trouble & no one ever knew!!! #GenX
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@MatthewCoast Do her hair toss & check her nails! #feelinggoodashell
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@Matt_Pinner Form a non-profit & help average folks who are struggling.
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@CTOTHELOS77 37? IN A ROW!?!?
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@Matt_Pinner A valiant effort was made! Hats off to you sir. Would you like to borrow my inhaler?
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@RetroHighway Throw an egg on too, you need protein!!
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It's important to bring an inspiration photo to your stylist... #dreadhead #hairstyle #LisaFrank
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