Nomadic Panda 🐼 @MariamBishar Twitter profile

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Nomadic Panda 🐼

4 years

New podcast, who dis! @hadithipod is a super nostalgic, fun and insightful podcast and we're launching this Sunday🎉🎉🎉 Link in my bio for where to listen 😊😊

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Nomadic Panda 🐼

@MariamBishar

4 months

Kenya must be livable for Kenyans, not tourists

TheStarKenya

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4 months

Kwale Governor Fatuma Achani has urged Generation Z to call off their weekly protests against the anti-finance bill as it is affecting the tourism economy, particularly in Kwale, Kenya's top tourist destination.

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2 years

I think as a Nation, we need to have a small meeting with SDAs because they’re not pulling their weight on this holiday thing.

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3 years

Sometimes you want to take someone seriously but their number starts with 011.

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5 years

The guy who has parked his car along the southern bypass just to sit on the grass and stare at the park, I understand.

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@MariamBishar

2 months

Guys, let's check kama wameiba Equator because this weather is giving Yurop😭

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@MariamBishar

4 years

After you fight lawyers, vegans, Alliance alumni and black masks deep state, you have to face people who drink black coffee with no sugar.

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@MariamBishar

3 years

America really romanticizes their troops coming home. Like bro, they didn't have to leave in the first place 😂😂

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@MariamBishar

1 year

Theo for Thiong’o and YG from Waiganjo is crazy, let’s get serious please 😂

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@MariamBishar

2 years

Kenyan women are the Nigerian men of Africa 😂

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@MariamBishar

2 years

Gen Z have ghosted this election.

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@MariamBishar

2 years

Today alone: - A baddie shades other baddies for being bad - A civilian goes on tv pretending to be a police officer - Someone leaves DCI tagged while tweeting about their thieving friends - Port imeuzwa 😭 Kata simu, kata simu, tupo site 😭😭

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@MariamBishar

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You step outside and all you see is hustle, grind na kujituma, then your heart breaks because the government is stealing the futures and present lives of Kenyans going above and beyond 💔

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@MariamBishar

2 years

Kenya could literally be burning but on Instagram people are asking you to get ready with them 🤦🏾‍♀️ Read the room.

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@MariamBishar

4 years

How old were you when you found out its the pole that rotates, not the stripper?

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@MariamBishar

2 years

How do I get this song out of my head 😍

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@MariamBishar

9 months

Seen a tiktok of a guy saying his wofe is Kenyan, so they have tea for breakfast everyday… im like, as opposed to what???😂😂

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2 years

Postcards from Lamu 😊🌞

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@MariamBishar

3 months

They’re covering their faces so they can’t be identified in videos shooting at people, same applies to the covered number plates

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@MariamBishar

4 years

Don't be the Malik Obama of your family.

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@MariamBishar

3 years

The TL is getting very liberal on what constitutes a samosa filling and it's upsetting me and the samosa conservatives. This 'anything goes into a samosa' attitude threatens the moral fibre of the snack universe and must be fought at all costs.

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@MariamBishar

4 years

How Kenyans say they don't like your driving: "Wacha nivae seatbelt"

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@MariamBishar

3 years

I just know fundis and tailors are sick and tired of our pinterest inspo pics 😭😭. Wanataka our parents who would say 'nitengenezee kitu mzuri' but ni sisi tuko 😂😂.

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@MariamBishar

4 years

If you're in bed getting cuddled rn I wish pregnancy on you.

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@MariamBishar

1 year

Client: I haven’t received your email Me: Could be my Wi-Fi, I’m in Africa right now, lol

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@MariamBishar

6 years

Marijuana isn't nearly as harmful as past generations have made it out to be, but it's also not as harmless as we pretend it is.

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@MariamBishar

1 year

Jua imekataa so I guess I’ll be your sunshine

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@MariamBishar

4 years

There is no amount of money you could pay me to come and start a fight with David Ndii here 😂😂😂

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@MariamBishar

2 years

Is butter like free in the states? Cause they'll put 250g in a recipe without flinching.

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@MariamBishar

4 months

It sounds radical when we say there's no level of reforms that could fix institutions like the police, but it's the truth. Something built to protect colonizers wealth, and now the political elite, will never serve Kenyans.

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@MariamBishar

2 years

innerg

@tvgtv_

2 years

My gf and I are gonna meet up at the same bar today and role play like we don’t know each other but magically fall in love

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@MariamBishar

1 year

Happy Sunday 😊🌞

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@MariamBishar

3 years

Simba mbili is the only curry powder I recognize.

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@MariamBishar

2 months

Decided to get some pics taken hapo supreme court for the culture. Just 2yrs ago lifting a camera in the CBD was basically a crime. Millennial ✌️lazima 😊

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@MariamBishar

4 years

Our neighbours have a crush on us but we can't tell because we like the private school babe from the south 😂

Africa Facts Zone

@AfricaFactsZone

4 years

Most googled African countries in other African countries.

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@MariamBishar

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@Mollage_ 😭😭😂

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@MariamBishar

2 years

Active!!!

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@MariamBishar

1 year

‘You’re only one bomber jacket away from looking really f*in cool’ - MB, circa 2023

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@MariamBishar

1 year

But good food is where they draw the line 😭

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@goaldigger_ke

1 year

Nairobi restaurants are not playing with interiors at this point!

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@MariamBishar

2 months

My fave part of this is how he's caught off guard by the first one, alidhani ni cannister ya maandamano 😭😭😂

captain CHARISMA 🇰🇪

@luhyaheat

2 months

Nivulie sidiria 😈😈😈 #CharismaLive

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@MariamBishar

3 years

He always seems irritated at how citizens react to government failures as opposed to being irked by the failures themselves.

The Standard Digital

@StandardKenya

3 years

‘’Walienda kortini eti tumekata miti, wapi ile imekatwa?’’ President Uhuru Kenyatta blasts activists over Uhuru Park take over.

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@MariamBishar

3 years

Garlic belongs in MANY things. A dawa, however, is not one of those things.

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@MariamBishar

3 years

As a man, how can your ID number start with 3?

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@MariamBishar

1 year

So…you made bad CS appointments?

Nation Africa

@NationAfrica

1 year

Ruto says some CSs don't know what's going on in their ministries

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@MariamBishar

2 years

‘How will your tattoos look when you get older?’

Pop Crave

@PopCrave

2 years

106-year-old tattoo artist Apo Whang-Od becomes the oldest person to ever appear on the cover of Vogue. ❤️

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@MariamBishar

3 years

Kachumbari is not a substitute for veggies... Don't scroll, it's you I'm talking to.

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@MariamBishar

2 years

Imagine if bars did announcements for lost people like Supermarkets do for kids, 'Jamo dame yako anakutafuta, kuja Dj booth' 💀😭😭

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@MariamBishar

5 years

Gordon Ramsay Gordon Ramsay with kids with adults

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@MariamBishar

3 years

Can't believe that pastor denied us this content for all those years 😭😍

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@BET

3 years

WE LOVE TO SEE THE GLOW !😍👏🏽 || 🎥 @MeaganGood

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@MariamBishar

3 years

‘I don’t go to the CBD’ folks are becoming more annoying than black coffee,no sugar drinkers and Alliance alumni.

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@MariamBishar

11 months

Gilad thought this was Facebook where aunties support anything by the ‘chosen’ people 💀

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@MariamBishar

3 years

Girls who leave the house in the morning with heels on and no flats in their bag or car are not to be messed with.

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@MariamBishar

1 year

If you’re outside the country, don’t come back unless it’s an emergency 😭

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@MariamBishar

2 years

Kimanzi®™

@Kimanzi_

2 years

When a babe in a short dress completes the look with sneakers.

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@MariamBishar

2 years

One thing about me, I’ll body that con

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@MariamBishar

3 years

Nimeskia mnacomplain Nairobi is too foggy. Have some ☀ 😊

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@MariamBishar

4 months

Wakilis and governance experts, is this amount of legislation normal? So many bills before parliament, almost all of them diabolical, ni kawaida ama mcheze wa taon?

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@MariamBishar

3 years

Birds that can't fly are mad problematic; Geese, ducks, chicken etc have serious inferiority complex issues.

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@MariamBishar

3 years

Idk how to explain it, but the Cadbury wrapped in foil tasted soooo much better than the current one

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@MariamBishar

4 years

Njugush does what comedy is meant to do, social and political commentary with a side of 'hahaha' to take out the sting.

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@MariamBishar

3 months

If ‘ police officers’ can’t identify themselves, then they must be assumed to be criminals. No 2 ways about it.

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@MariamBishar

2 years

You have to quit a bad movie in the first 15 minutes, otherwise you’ll get invested in the mediocrity and watch until the end.

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@MariamBishar

11 months

They never told us what Kevin’s dad(Home Alone) did for a living … he took 15 family members to Paris on vacation over Christmas 💵💵

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@MariamBishar

3 years

There's no bigger lie I tell than 'nitakutafuta hii weekend'

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@MariamBishar

10 months

Kenya has a femicide problem. We can only bury our heads in the sand for so long

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@MariamBishar

6 years

Did Big square sponsor this study?

Atlanta News First

@ATLNewsFirst

6 years

You should only eat 6 fries per serving, Harvard professor says

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@MariamBishar

3 years

So blueband will make mayonnaise, peanut butter and porridge but not bring back blueband Choco? 😭😭

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@MariamBishar

4 years

I can't believe < 1% of the country is looting NHIF and ministry of health coffers and the rest of us are trying to crowdfund our way out of disease.

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@MariamBishar

5 years

Do you guys remember when Cadbury used to come wrapped in foil and then the purple 'sleeve' over it?

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@MariamBishar

4 years

What waist?

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@MariamBishar

2 years

Leo to his girlfriends on their 25th birthday:

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@MariamBishar

3 years

💀💀💀😂😂😂

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@MariamBishar

5 years

I really dislike the long stories at the beginning of recipes. Yes I know it was your grandmother's recipe and you swapped mozzarella for goat cheese because your son is at a phase where he bleats all the time but all I really need are instructions!!

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@MariamBishar

2 years

We've all complained of restaurants with vibes but no kwizin, but what are restaurants you go to for the food and not ambience? Mine is burger hut in Westlands 👩‍🍳😚

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@MariamBishar

5 years

KJ really turned into one of the people he used to make fun of on Redykulas. I guess you either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

Citizen TV Kenya

@citizentvkenya

5 years

John Kiarie: We are friends of Ndindi Nyoro. The state cannot be seen to be working to fight those elected by the people of Kenya. As his friends, we will stand with him. Kama ni kulala kwa bench tutalala kwa bench #SundayLive

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@MariamBishar

6 months

You know things are thick when men start carrying umbrellas 😭

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@MariamBishar

4 years

My grandmother at the inaugural concours d'elegance Kenya in 1970.

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@MariamBishar

3 years

Spilled spiced tea on my chest, call that Masala tea-ties.

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@MariamBishar

3 years

11.11 Make a wish for your favourite birthday fairy 🧚🏾‍♀️ 😊

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@MariamBishar

4 years

Men don't understand consent, but they understand money and job loss >>>

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@MariamBishar

4 years

Jacob Ghost Mulee and Coach from Supa Strikas are the same person, you can't tell me otherwise.

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@MariamBishar

5 years

Mukimo is honestly the best thing to come out of Central Kenya. That and generous Kikuyu men.

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@MariamBishar

2 years

They've finally opened the Langata Rd to Ngong rd bypass! It's been under construction for eons 😭

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@MariamBishar

3 years

Did you guys know that there's a Global Seed Vault in Norway where countries store seed samples for food security in worst case scenarios??! 🤯🤯 It's like a safety deposit box so you can only withdraw what you stored... Has Kenya been sending samples, lol.

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@MariamBishar

2 years

Hi, my name is Mariam and every time there's a poker scene in a movie I genuinely have no idea what is going on 😭😭

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@MariamBishar

4 years

How our curve is being flattened.

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@MariamBishar

3 years

New week! Let's get this bread, ᴮᵉᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ᶦᵗˢ ᵖʳᶦᶜᵉ ᶦˢ ᵃᵇᵒᵘᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒ ᵘᵖ ᵇʸ ¹⁶%

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@MariamBishar

7 years

"Just where the Nakumatt used to be" How Kenyans will give directions for the next 5 years

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@MariamBishar

2 years

There's a reason superhero movies aren't set in Africa. Imagine the Avengers wrecking the express way while fighting Thanos. Like, thanks for saving the world fellas, but do you know how much that thing cost us?😭😭

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@MariamBishar

3 years

Being Kenyan is having to add 'on the dot' when telling someone what time they should be somewhere if you want them to show up even remotely on time😂😂

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@MariamBishar

3 years

This app is truly something special. I saw a tweet earlier from someone who was in Class 4 in 2010 and now I've seen someone else saying they joined class 1 in 1964 😭😭

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@MariamBishar

4 years

No one: Future:

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@davidbunmii1

4 years

i don’t do talking stages. can you give me a son or not?

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@MariamBishar

3 years

About to moderate a panel on the challenges and prospects of Youth Leadership in Africa at the #WorldParliamentDay event by the @UNODC and @YoungMPsKenya 😊

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@MariamBishar

10 months

You try a product, you fall in love with it, you never see it on the shelves again 😭😭

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@MariamBishar

6 years

Okay, its a big country boo. You're allowed to leave Giraffe Manor

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@MariamBishar

3 years

It's OK to just say what you want in the first 2 texts, the pleasantries and 'catching up' aren't a must, I promise!

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@MariamBishar

7 years

"How Kenyan are you?" Me:👇

Njag Bauer

@_njerusalem

7 years

Saaa juu Sudan amedie si tulewe

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@MariamBishar

4 years

Wake up and smell the African lillies, won't you?

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@MariamBishar

4 years

I love that we're amazing people and Peninah's Mpesa is full, but we can't crowdfund our way out of systemic issues. The government is collecting taxes and piling loans on the daily yet we're still merry-go-rounding our small monies. Unacceptable!

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