New podcast, who dis!
@hadithipod
is a super nostalgic, fun and insightful podcast and we're launching this Sunday🎉🎉🎉
Link in my bio for where to listen 😊😊
Kwale Governor Fatuma Achani has urged Generation Z to call off their weekly protests against the anti-finance bill as it is affecting the tourism economy, particularly in Kwale, Kenya's top tourist destination.
Today alone:
- A baddie shades other baddies for being bad
- A civilian goes on tv pretending to be a police officer
- Someone leaves DCI tagged while tweeting about their thieving friends
- Port imeuzwa 😭
Kata simu, kata simu, tupo site 😭😭
You step outside and all you see is hustle, grind na kujituma, then your heart breaks because the government is stealing the futures and present lives of Kenyans going above and beyond 💔
The TL is getting very liberal on what constitutes a samosa filling and it's upsetting me and the samosa conservatives. This 'anything goes into a samosa' attitude threatens the moral fibre of the snack universe and must be fought at all costs.
I just know fundis and tailors are sick and tired of our pinterest inspo pics 😭😭.
Wanataka our parents who would say 'nitengenezee kitu mzuri' but ni sisi tuko 😂😂.
It sounds radical when we say there's no level of reforms that could fix institutions like the police, but it's the truth.
Something built to protect colonizers wealth, and now the political elite, will never serve Kenyans.
Decided to get some pics taken hapo supreme court for the culture. Just 2yrs ago lifting a camera in the CBD was basically a crime.
Millennial ✌️lazima 😊
Wakilis and governance experts, is this amount of legislation normal? So many bills before parliament, almost all of them diabolical, ni kawaida ama mcheze wa taon?
I really dislike the long stories at the beginning of recipes. Yes I know it was your grandmother's recipe and you swapped mozzarella for goat cheese because your son is at a phase where he bleats all the time but all I really need are instructions!!
We've all complained of restaurants with vibes but no kwizin, but what are restaurants you go to for the food and not ambience?
Mine is burger hut in Westlands 👩🍳😚
KJ really turned into one of the people he used to make fun of on Redykulas. I guess you either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
John Kiarie: We are friends of Ndindi Nyoro. The state cannot be seen to be working to fight those elected by the people of Kenya. As his friends, we will stand with him. Kama ni kulala kwa bench tutalala kwa bench
#SundayLive
Did you guys know that there's a Global Seed Vault in Norway where countries store seed samples for food security in worst case scenarios??! 🤯🤯
It's like a safety deposit box so you can only withdraw what you stored... Has Kenya been sending samples, lol.
There's a reason superhero movies aren't set in Africa. Imagine the Avengers wrecking the express way while fighting Thanos.
Like, thanks for saving the world fellas, but do you know how much that thing cost us?😭😭
This app is truly something special. I saw a tweet earlier from someone who was in Class 4 in 2010 and now I've seen someone else saying they joined class 1 in 1964 😭😭
I love that we're amazing people and Peninah's Mpesa is full, but we can't crowdfund our way out of systemic issues. The government is collecting taxes and piling loans on the daily yet we're still merry-go-rounding our small monies. Unacceptable!