Maracuya @Marassta Twitter profile

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@KimKardashian “I surprised my closest inner circle with a trip to a private island where we could pretend things were normal just for a brief moment in time.” And I’m supposed to be MAD someone wants to tax theses people more appropriately?

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The way Kourtney knew.

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@petworthot Her job ain’t stresssful then cause she’s simply *not* doing it.

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@Getthebagcoach Skype. How you let Zoom come in and rock your shit when this is the moment you’ve been training for?

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@afroelven I was personally attacked and traumatized by this Tik Tok

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@ADAMRAYOKAY A lot of people in here who worship women with BBLS, fake boobs and lips all the sudden got something to say about surgery?

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@AnaisaPisa @BostonJerry @ewornam_ Thank you! Everybody amazed like we aren’t animals too. Lol come on

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@ViralMaterialz LOL the fact that she’s so underwhelming no one even cares she’s a nepo baby

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@milkpeel Him to the group chat right after:

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@TeiaOKOK Don’t forget our fathers conditioning us into being hyper vigilant around men, because of their own past behavior 🤗

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@EverydayBastiat I’ve been waiting to put this somewhere

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@_haaniyah_ Delete this. We need to gatekeeper this one. Curling products that work EVERY-TIME, and quickly, for under $5 will disappear when everyone catches on.

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@AmazonLoni Girl if you want to go back to being an indentured servant with no rights just say that.

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@RZX420 Y’all really want women to struggle for these men and it shows. How many times does she have to say this relationship was toxic/scary before y’all give it a rest?

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@BornAKang There’s a reason they make you wait to go down the water slide. Same concept people.

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@sota_jahra @sensuellex How do y’all speak to men on the streets? Y’all tellin random men to have a good day? Callin them baby? The point being made is that we don’t want to be talked at.

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@Heauxno1currr Why did my mind do this

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@IAMNJERA Netflix said, ENOUGH. We’ll explain it to you like you’re 5.

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@Tosci_Marie Why would you continue to do this hairstyle though? At what point do you put your ego aside and give your child agency over their own body? “She just didn’t want her hair braided” OK!?? So don’t braid her hair. Problem solved.

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@Omowale99949437 Damn had to take my like back after this bullshit ass follow up.

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3 years

@kalenln @IamKiraJ “Can we start a petition to make it mandatory that every man have to wear this before speaking on women’s issues?” Sir, the tweet is about you. The jokes write themselves.

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@nellythamenace @kelechnekoff They don’t want to see women uplifted. Only when we’re the butt of a joke is it ok to dress up as a woman.

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@beyhoneybuckin The new girls can’t sing. A bridge with a key change is their worst nightmare

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2 years

@t0nit0ne Right. Like I think he’s got the wrong conclusions here. Also I’d be interested to see the research cause dating apps seem to be working just fine for below average men. My friends getting losers all the time.

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@goldenpolaroid @ChillKels How about how we all thought he was delusional about Beyoncé then he got a Ivy Park delivery. Talk about impact

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@Ebrostradamus @lolaoflucia @JawnValjawn Please Cash App me right now if $135 ain’t a big deal to you. $GiveMaraMoney

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@skinclasshero Why stop here? Concealer for your pussy! We can win this fight against hyperpigmentation once and for all!!

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@wowiwrite Same energy

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@Chisel1337 @JoyJuTsu @RZX420 The way Ari literally had to make a post explaining everything we’ve just said proves that people need to talk less and smile more.

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@Itsdiyahshalon

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@BoratSagdiyev The best play on words I’ve ever heard in my LIFE.

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@psychonegraut If you want to be even more sad, this does not just apply to rap music.

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Me: ok for real, I’m cutting back and sticking to a budget. @fentybeauty : BODY LAVA BACK FOR LIMITED TIME AT MIDNIGHT!! Me:

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@lajadadon You tried. That stylist doing more breaking/damage than a puff. Do you hear yourself? Train your kids, or give them drugs? What about that sounds like the foundation of a healthy relationship with her hair? Which is something a lot of black woman still don’t have.

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@MystaCrooks @Dri_Whyte They eat Nick ass up and he signs their checks. Will better never

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@spicebae_ Huge problem here. Drake can’t sing.

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@2GeminiSides You know how deep into your career you have to be to land a hosting gig like that? This is like suggestion Jimmy Fallon turn over his talk show to Matt Rife. Let’s be fr

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@writerbxtch @___d0minique The roughest, and ugliest comforters in existence

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@kurukuruyaoi @Shyspinylobster @jptownsendii Not me doing this 😭

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@w0lfangg He knows lol

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@vuhsechi Still hate it, but these are better angles

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@itskeyon ...3/3

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@NotKhary Normally I agree but this shit here feels different

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Another #disturbing video- Travis Scott continues to sing as he watched a unconscious fan at #ASTROFEST #AstroWorld2021 #Festival - At least 11 killed and 300+ injured. #panic #injuries #Houston #ASTROWORLDFest #TravisScott #AstroWorld #Houston #KHOU11

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@Avonnatay @Tosci_Marie What was wrong with the hairstyle she walked in with? Quickly.

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“Tradition is just peer pressure from dead people” whew.

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@Ohlequin @fbgwayno How fucking dare you

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@keatsdidit Cartoon Trunks was always such a hottie, but real life black trunks?!? I-

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2 years

We all watched this girl start from a teenager with the glazed donut gang content. And of course this happens. It’s not like it’s something she used to do, girl is still actively making content about it. Sorry it had to be you @MakeupForWOC

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Everything you need to get that shine.

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I need to see a woman get one to properly gage how bad it really is.

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Seen a COVID-19 swab-test performed? Now ya have...

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@thegypsea @warmfourloko Ok but if you fish and like this is your thing this is actually cool

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@leannariverOF @eberelovesyou Ladies, ladies, you’re looking at this all wrong. We won. The trash took itself out AND lit a candle.

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@spiderlingdaya I’ve seen so many damn edits I had a hard time believing this was real at first

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@OwlLouisiana @ohh_livi_yuhh *owl do it again. Come on! The pun was right there 😭😭😭

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@DoctorJonPaul Do we even want to know?

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@IamJerm24 But she said stay clear from…you know what nvm

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@OroroWasHere @milkpeel where do the gays get a lot of their lingo? Who do they swear they have living inside of them?

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What was that about @ravewithmigente not making clothes that fit plus size bodies? 200lb + club checking in to say wassup!!! 😘😘😘

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@daniecal Rihanna does have a factory where she manufactures the Fenty products so she was able to get them masks. I don’t know where the Clinton’s would have a mask plug.

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@jaesofamous caption so disrespectful and sooooo funny 💀

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@THR Not y’all spending the last half of the decade saying the exact same thing, to change up once she says it. What kind of disorder is that?

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@pollen196 Can’t forget, “To the salon! ☝🏽”

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@JoyJuTsu @RZX420 Some women are in here too saying the same fucked up shit. I’m sorry, a woman who finally reached her limit trying to save an addict who’s addiction ended up ending his life’s didn’t deserve HIM?

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@danaL70 @KimKardashian The problem is you're conditioned to be thankful for their scraps.

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@KillerKillB @LucasM16180 @TyRobinson73 @TheAntoinetteB @__Floww ...that was the point.

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@RoyaltyGomo @WannasWorld A whole lie. Drake is embarrassing

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@therosegawden Well damn. If you can’t go to Benihana’s where the hell could you go?

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@beyincredible @YonceOnMyLips Knowing what I know now about miss Bey? Those were plants but I love the theatrics of it all.

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@ImStretchStacks @missleighcarter The same ones raising women who don’t seem to have this problem

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Lol love how gentrification is sad, but white people not able to live where they want is a collapse. Like when people were pushed out of their homes in Brooklyn, Queens, Harlem etc., it was crickets. Now it’s, “who will save us??” Choke 😘

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These are lines to view vacant apartments in NYC. We're witnessing the collapse of the American dream in real time.

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@KillerKillB @LucasM16180 @TyRobinson73 @TheAntoinetteB @__Floww OHHH. I didn’t realize you missed the bigger picture completely. Then I can’t help you. 🤷🏾‍♀️

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@lajadadon Lot to unpack here but I want YOU personally to reflect on not coddling a child. Forcing a child (no emotional maturity) to do something unnecessary they don’t want to do, then getting mad at them for acting like the don’t want to do it is an adult problem. Not a child problem.

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@themainjess Let’s first address the fact that no matter what type of music black girls make, it always gets labeled as RnB or rap. Or my favorite, “Urban Contemporary” Rihanna and Beyoncé were out here making pop music but it was never labeled as such.

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@itssnyawan My mom canceled my bro’s bdays because he refused to get better grades (age 10). Our bdays are 5 days apart so I had a party & presents and he watched. Turns out teachers were right- he had ADHD. My mom had ignored them until he had to beg her for medication (age 11). It worked!

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@robinwannabefly I don’t even think they’re miserable. I think they’re both living w/ the clarity of realizing you lived the entire first half of your life loving yourself/others wrong. I think they’re moving on from there and figuring it out. And y’all would know that if you listened.

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@___inCANdescent It’s the “YUM” on the wall that’s sending me

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@lajadadon “At what point do you put your ego aside and give your child agency over their own body?” - Me, my original tweet. Good bye.

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@FrshPrinceofFl @_joshmcintyre_ Back then it was called being “urban” her label stuck her in the urban market and we ALL know what that means. Notice how her sound and style changed after made a name for herself from her first album?

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@kingkhxlid They do this corny shit at the mall kiosk, you good bro.

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@TrillySaySo @callizda One of those times I watch the video first and felt all warm and fuzzy, then I drifted up to the QT tweet and choked on my gasp

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People who possess both masculine and feminine energy are the sexiest.

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@Loop528 Really I get to benefit since we’re the same age lol

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@niccoyat I was about to say yes! Laying out in the sun is one of my favorite leisure activities but I see we are talking about a a different kind of tanning

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@hurdiwascancel1 @clarkconquers Shhhh you’re too loud! Now they’ll think twice about it and we won’t get the satisfaction 😫😫😫

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@DojasRightTitty

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@orbgoddess She disappeared on Rue for a week, hooked up with someone then told her, “I missed you so much” & told Rue about the hookup. She was worried about Elliot, started fucking him & then came to Rue’s intervention wearing his clothes. Y’all want to make this a trans thing so bad

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@itssnyawan I also think it’s hard for black parents to accept their kids have behavior disorders sometimes. Because the things teachers described my brother doing were things that would *never* fly inside the house, so she thought they were lying.

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@BTSKsmoke @BoudoirMadam Her name also queenasian...the poor ting

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This dog has Dobby ears

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@trellodelagetto @285Slim But are these women dating the men at the suit conventions!?!??

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4 years

This tweet is quite loud, innit?

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Are u normal or do U practice your british accent unprovoked

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When I ask, “can you take a picture of me?” and your friend does the thing! 🥰🥰🥰

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Turtle: SOMEBODY HELLLLLP Police officer: heard you needed som- Turtle:

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Sheriff: Hey there, need a hand? Turtle: NOOOOOOOOO! 😂🐢 📷: @SheriffChody

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I love it when artists talk about their music and I hate late night talk show circuits where they talk about bs and then get to talk about the album for 30 seconds. Give me a Rolling Stones interview or a Zach Sang show please

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@yungdovesoap Hey babe. You know not everyone believes in your little book of stories right?

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@BlushOverLeazyy Men like this I need y’all to be honest: are you shooting so many shots in so many directions you can’t afford to pay for all these ladies or are you just not trying to be up front about only wanting sex?

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@aprettyPR Omg I’m obsessed

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@ThatChubbyHubby The way New Yorkers really thought they had something with them bodegas, when we got full ass to go and dine in restaurants in our gas stations

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@sfergs_ Add Vodka to your Starbucks Pink Drink 😏

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