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Egotist, Epicurean, Editor, and other E words. icon by @brushykb He/Him

Florida
Joined June 2015
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3 years
Someone gifted @Jbrekkie a watermelon during their show.
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My town had a terrible “All lives matter” mural down by the courthouse and someone fixed it.
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3 years
Tessa Violet inventing baseball (colorized c. 1908)
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3 years
Blondie is a group! Happy Halloween everyone.
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2 years
“Florida is just tropical Ohio” - @HeartAttackMane
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3 years
Save Face is my favorite fucking band. Live at The Ritz Ybor
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5 years
@kcgreenn This one’s excellent. My favorite is this gem.
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1 year
. @youblewit Reunion Last night at Will's Pub
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3 years
I just received my copy of @fishpilgrim ‘s Goodnight Starman and my god is it gorgeous. A picture doesn’t do the printing and colors justice. It’s an absolute joy to hold and read.
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5 years
@Charlie_L_Hall @briamgilbert This reminds me of a friend I had in college. The rules of our dorm had a specific list of animals you couldn’t bring to school. The list did not include hedgehogs, which my friend immediately purchased and kept for two years.
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3 years
As a fan of TTRPGs I can not recommend Mork Borg enough. It is the grossest, funkiest, most meat grindery, game on the market. It's surprisingly simple to pick up but goes so deep.
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2 years
. @brushykb drew me as a heron. It’s the perfect encapsulation of me.
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3 years
Has this joke been made yet?
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FemPhysics 🏳️‍⚧️
3 years
To my non-USA followers that this is how we do volume.
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@Sisyphian03 @MetalOtaku5138 @IGN When have the nazis been the protagonist in a game?
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8 years
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5 years
@skinnybaras is that DePiglio?
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5 years
@andrearene I don't enjoy it necessarily, but I get it. Like with Fallout when I have too much I don't get frustrated with the game, I get frustrated with myself for picking up something arbitrary or now I have to carefully consider what's really important.
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3 years
I want to buy a pair of rollerblades just so I can prove to myself that I can still skate backwards. But I’m actually tempted to get a proper pair of boots and live out my Jet Set Radio fantasy.
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3 years
George is helping.
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2 years
The airline fucked up my @CartaMonir sticker in a very ominous way.
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5 years
@skinnybaras is he running at me?
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8 years
Almost a full 7 months since I submitted this, I finally get my @NewYorker rejection notification. :D
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4 years
apparently the dude who painted it used to be in an old NYC graffiti crew and now sports blue lives matter facebook photos. Which is fucking baffling to me. How do you go from one of the most diverse, subversive subcultures to licking boots.
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6 years
@SamanthaCKing Learning “how” to practice was one of the hardest things I learned when taking lessons. I was always so adamant I could force myself through a passage rather than slow down and actually learn it. My teacher in college really helped me mellow out (in life and in music).
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2 years
A dispatch from Dublin. Before dying. Glendalough.
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5 years
@bombsfall Night in the Woods came out soon after I dropped out of college for the second time and moved back to my small town home, I was 22 and Night in the Woods will remain one of my favorite games.
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2 years
My mom was named Teacher of the Year at her school. Everyone say Congratulations Denise.
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2 years
You’re telling me a potato leaked this soup? Is this anything?
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4 years
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4 years
@RubberNinja I want to purchase Mario Maker and beat it out of spite.
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4 years
My secret talent is I am very good at wrapping gifts.
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4 years
Holding a Kombucha SCOBY like a prize fish.
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3 years
Posting my W’s real quick. I got vax’d, I’ve saved enough money already for my trip to Ireland this winter, I have two TV cam op gigs this month, I shot a fun short film, and I got started on two personal project that I’m really enjoying.
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1 year
Gonna vote so fucking hard. Ooh can’t wait to vote again.
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7 months
Some shots that didn’t make the cut last year.
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1 year
. @youblewit Reunion Last night at Will's Pub
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2 years
how do I pitch this as a possible photoshoot for a band? I have a genuinely good idea for it.
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1 year
Finally booked a psychiatrists appointment can I get a W in chat please.
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3 years
Everyday I wake up and hope DeSantis croaks.
@jeffvandermeer
Jeff VanderMeer
3 years
Floridians: state legislature, @MyFDOT , and @RonDeSantisFL are trying to destroy rural, wild FL for sake of a billionaire's toll road and punishing counties that resist. Here're photos from folks on land designated for destruction if this goes through. THREAD, please share 1
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2 years
. @poolkidsband @ the Abbey last night. What an immensely talented band.
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5 years
@3PSboyd Jack Conte’s song will finally come to fruition.
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4 years
I jumped out of plane today for work.
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3 years
I got offered an AC position for a film shoot and I’m going to throw up from anxiety because I’ve never done that before. 🤙🏻🤙🏻🤙🏻
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3 years
Got my second dose like an hour ago. And holy shit I am already exhausted.
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3 years
I’m depressed so I’m baking a persimmon and cardamom upside down cake. I will post results once it’s finished.
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5 years
. @NovaRoboticsIni at Hug Fest
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2 years
My old idiot of a boss is posting fake positive Glassdoor reviews and including gems such as this.
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2 years
@HotMulligan Notes app milk propaganda was not how I expected my Tuesday to go.
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3 years
a weird and fun fact. Today, September 11th 2021 I am exactly 10,000 days old. It's a strange milestone of my life but it is definitely a feat to be lauded. Cheers friends, to 10,000 days and may there be at least 10,000 more.
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2 years
Love me a good setup shot.
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3 years
#PortfolioDay I'm Matthew a portrait and music photographer based in Florida currently stuck in a corporate gig. Check out my site for a better look -
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3 years
For context I’m 5’11”
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3 years
With this booster shot I have become more powerful than I’ve ever become.
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2 years
George update. He’s out of surgery and doing well. He will be peppered with kisses and snacks once he’s home.
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3 years
I’ve decided to become a ghost adventurer.
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4 years
Why did no one tell me I looked like the dad from Inside Out for a good chunk of time.
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3 years
This is my favorite shirt. I don’t get many chances to wear it.
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5 years
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3 years
I miss shows and would very much like to shoot some this summer.
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1 year
I had to build a first person ‘hot dog’ rig
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4 years
Someone should buy me a sword. I promise to be nothing but irresponsible and reckless with it.
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2 years
I’m going to be insufferable for a while. Don’t mind me.
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2 years
How I’m trying to be tonight
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4 years
@ginkgocrown it's from the French word Coronel and just got bastardized to hell. English is like six languages very poorly hidden in a trenchcoat.
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3 years
Every day a new idiot emerges from the wilderness to complain about how unhappy they are with their own life and that they need to belittle others for feeling an ounce of joy.
@orlandosentinel
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I love Disney World, but wokeness is ruining the experience | Commentary
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3 years
Seeing the kids who got skateboards for Christmas shred around the neighborhood is filling my heart with joy.
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1 year
@ginkgocrown I'm learning so much.
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4 years
Just talked my grandmother into voting for Bernie Sanders AMA
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2 years
George update.
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3 years
I did not expect the persimmons to shrink the way they did. So it looks a little wonky.
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4 years
IJUST FUCKING REALIZED I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE IN TORONTO THIS WEEK FOR THE FILM FESTIVAL AND INSTEAD I"M FUCKING INSIDE FOR THE NEXT 30 YEARS BECAUSE OF OUR TERRIBLE TERRIBLE GOVERNMENT BEING WHINY LITTLE PISS BABIES.
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1 year
Proof I have friends.
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4 years
I just bought an enlarger to make prints and I 100% did not realize how fucking large it would be until I looked up a video about it.... welp fuck...
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2 years
George update. He’s ready for the tropical storm.
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4 years
Per my dear sweet dear friend @bagelbixch I have named them Bradley and Chadley. Brad and chad for short.
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1 year
I forgot to pay my psychiatrist bill so they came to my house and forcibly removed my brain.
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6 years
@BATHSmusic My tinnitus agrees with this statement.
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3 years
Booked my flight and hotel to Dublin this Christmas. Can I get a hell yeah!
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1 year
I really don’t like posting BTS photos of myself but this shoot this week was very fun and I got to hang out of a moving car with very expensive equipment.
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4 years
@bombsfall I entered a photoshop contest with this when that cover first came out.
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2 years
My family are all like ‘put up shutters and drain the pool and make sure nothing blows away during this hurricane. Please we’re begging you’ But I can’t hear them over all the soup I’m making, babey!
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2 years
An unedited Fran update.
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4 years
@dyslexicviolet @TessaViolet Orlando 🤙🏻🤙🏻🤙🏻
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1 year
Barbenheimer a fantastic experience. Follow me for correct opinions.
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4 years
Reasons I should not be allowed any money.
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2 years
Proof that I have friends.
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3 years
Stimulus check arrived, I blew it on camera gear. I'm nothing if not predictable.
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4 years
@Gaohmee @EscoBlades As a former chef I can say with certainty that channels like these fake recipes a majority of the time to garner clicks. No one is genuinely making this “recipe” and if they were, they would have a massively different outcome because that’s not how cheese and beer work together.
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2 years
Busting out the fisheye with yet another adapter. Testing it the only way I know how.
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1 year
This is the most cursed bathroom I’ve been in yet.
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3 years
MCO the most humid place in the world with equally humid bathrooms.
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2 years
Just want to give a quick shout it to my mom, Denise, for buying me Gorillaz tickets. She’s cool as hell and I love her dearly.
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5 years
@KindaCoolGreg cheering on the Legit Boss in DC tonight.
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4 years
I wanna quit my job but I’m too broke to actually do it 🤙🏻🤙🏻🤙🏻
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4 years
This fuckin’ guy. Amirite?
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4 years
My grandparents got the first round of their vaccines and I am beyond relieved.
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2 years
Gonna teach my dog karate so she can properly defend my home.
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