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Wife. One and Done Girl Mom. Nanny. Enneagram 8. Reader. Writer. 1 in 8. ✨|| She/Her

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2024 Book Thread! Goal: 75 books 📚
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Covid or not, you do NOT need to stand that close to me in the grocery store. Honestly.
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I’m just gonna say it. 1. A 4 month old can’t even wear sunscreen. 2. She wasn’t in a life vest while on a boat. 3. It was 120° which is too hot for ANY child to be outside for any length of time. Charge the parents with neglect.
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no matter what their purpose for this is, this is THE BEST THING EVER. Without their parents, teens will feel better discussing: • birth control • awkward sex questions • in-home/family abuse • abuse in general • self harm/suicidal thoughts And like a million other things
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At the bank today, I started small talk with the teller and my daughter was mentioned. She asked how old, I said 2.5, she goes “almost time for another!” I said nope, we’re happily one and done. She goes “no, you can’t be!” I laugh and go “well I almost died the first time, so
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yeah, I’m good” and she proceeds to tell me she struggled with infertility???? Like ok cool so you KNOW how hurtful this question can be and you not only asked it but then doubled down???? Also she was one and done too 😒
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@sa1martha I didn’t even think about that point! OOF
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IT IS OKAY to prefer female gynecologists/doctors. However, it is NOT OKAY to imply any male gynecologist/doctor is a creep or only in that field to “see vaginas” or that they don’t care about your health. If you’ve had a bad experience, I’m sorry. I have too.
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@marylandwife YUP. Absolutely their fault. Not a freak accident. Just plain and simple neglect.
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*Sees “ATL” on a sign* You, an intellectual: Atlanta Me, a former emo: All Time Low
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Did not expect this to blow up, but please stop making ignorant comments about the teller’s infertility. I also struggled with infertility & my comment was simply that she KNOWS how hurtful “you HAVE to have kids” can be & yet she said it anyway.
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"Marry Me" by Thomas Rhett IS. NOT. A. FIRST. DANCE. SONG!!!!!!!!!!! Would you idiots please listen to the damn words before you choose this!?!?!!?!! 😅
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On behalf of Moms everywhere: Please stop trying to help by taking the baby. Help us by cleaning the kitchen, folding laundry, cooking dinner, washing bottles, tidying toys, etc.
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Anyway the point is don’t comment on anyone’s family size. “Small talk” isn’t TELLING people they HAVE to have more kids/any. As far as my comment- I politely said we were done having kids. That should’ve been the end. She kept going, so she got the “rude” comment. Not sorry 😘
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@p_kaydee You’re doing a great job 💜 Motherhood is freaking hard.
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Babies born after a miscarriage are called rainbow babies because rainbows come after a storm. Infertility without loss is a storm too, so I think we should call babies born after infertility sunshine babies because no matter how dark the storm is, the sun always shines again ☀️
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@SCKrys1801 I am so sorry you experienced that. People really are way too comfortable speaking on such sensitive topics! Good for you for no longer being polite to people who are disrespectful!
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@ every single bride in the near and distant future: SPLURGE 👏🏼 ON 👏🏼 YOUR 👏🏼 PHOTOGRAPHER 👏🏼 The dress gets dirty, the food gets eaten, the memories last forever but SO DO THE PICTURES. Pay for it. I promise you won’t regret it.
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@Mandy_Rose99 I mean... it’s disgusting how perfect you look. He’s scum if he can’t see that🤷🏻‍♀️ good for you for knowing your worth!!! btw falsies or mascara? cause I’m jealous of those lashes lol.
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STOP BUYING PRODUCTS DESIGNED TO MAKE YOUR INFANT SLEEP THROUGH THE NIGHT. YOUR BABY IS SUPPOSED TO WAKE UP AND EAT!!!!
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@droidxmom If I want something that my friend has, I’d absolutely buy my own and not expect my friend to just let me have it? Lol what real world is she living in???
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Oh forgot simple puberty questions!!! It doesn’t even have to be something major like sex, but shit I had questions as a kid but didn’t wanna tell my Mom.
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@CarolPAnderson1 That’s amazing!!
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@senind5 We aren’t even at the “after Covid” part yet and people are breaking this rule.
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DO NOT TELL PEOPLE THAT A PERFECT FAMILY MEANS A SON AND A DAUGHTER. Do not ask families with boys when they’ll try for a girl, or ask families with girls when they’ll try for a boy. Do not imply someone’s family isn’t complete.
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@user84829272 Wait. The daughter has a phone?? How was it not safer to just leave the child home alone with a packed lunch similar to one she’d eat in school? Why would she even think to bring her to work and leave her in the car? 🤔
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Half your kids aren’t picky eaters, you just never fed them actual meals when they were young and now they don’t want anything but hot dogs and cookies.
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@serenregalado @ah_haunter Swear I was standing sideways and still had someone crawl up my ass and asked me to move out of her way so she could put her things on the belt. Ma’am you have a shopping cart. They can hold your items another 3 minutes until I move up.
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I KNOW photographers are worth the money. I KNOW it takes time to edit photos. But I’m sorry, $650 for TEN photos is so far out of my budget. Like I cannot spend the equivalent of a months+ worth of groceries on updated family photos.
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PSA: Stop asking people when they’ll have a second child. Stop arguing with them when they say they’re done. Stop telling them their family is incomplete without a (gender) or that their only child will be spoiled or that they’ll change their mind soon. Just STOP 🛑
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I hate this. These women still face the same struggles as everybody else... death, abuse, cancer, mental illness, divorce, etc but because their outfits match means their life is simple? I must be too old for twitter or something cause this just isn’t funny to me 🤷🏻‍♀️
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imagine how simple their lives must be.... i want this
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Babies don’t fix shitty marriages.
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@frrecklles She shouts out the photographer meanwhile I’ve seen better photoshop jobs by strangers on the internet.
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@hailezabeth1128 Thank you! And you’re right- SO intrusive and disrespectful. I’m cool with small talk, but THAT isn’t small talk.
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PSA: IF YOU ORDER DELIVERY & IT IS SNOWING/RAINING: TIP MORE, NOT LESS. Yes, your food may take 40 minutes instead of 20... that’s because your driver is a human being who wants to arrive alive. Stop being a dick about it. His life > your food getting there quickly
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@houseandhens Can you host a twitter dinner in your backyard + sleepover? 😂 your house is gorgeous! I’m obsessed with your backyard dining area
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Why are old people obsessed with babies wearing hats and socks? My child’s feet are fine barefoot in my 69° house, thank you.
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iOS 14 said “oh you want to know the weather? Here’s a minute by minute run down”
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ALL BABY PAJAMAS SHOULD HAVE A DOUBLE ZIPPER. Not an inverted zipper, double zipper ONLY. Thank you.
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PSA: stop telling parents their families aren’t complete without both a boy and a girl. Stop commenting on pregnancy announcements with “hope you finally get your boy” as if that’s all that matters.
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I’ve met male doctors who just simply aren’t a match for me because I don’t like them for various reasons- and that’s okay. I’m switching to a women’s-only practice to ensure I never see another male. But that doesn’t mean male doctors are creeps or aren’t worthy of their degree.
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I wonder what it’s like to decide you are ready for a baby and then just.... get pregnant.
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If you have never struggled with infertility, first: thank God. Second: don’t judge someone who is/has. WE KNOW our feelings come from a place of jealousy, anger, resentment, and bitterness. We feel guilty as hell for the way we feel, and we aren’t proud of it. But it’s VALID.
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It simply means male doctors aren’t right *for me* but NOT ALL MALE DOCTORS ARE BAD. That’s the beauty of healthcare- we get to CHOOSE our doctors. What works for me may not work for you and that’s okay. Just stop generalizing a large group of people based on one experience.
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@auraofjade @user84829272 And I get that! I do! But if my option is leaving a child in my car in the summer or in the house… I’d choose the house.
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@WisconsinSass Are those text boxes things SHE wrote??? Oh my god this poor child.
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Grateful for a village who gets it. Even if it’s likely “just a cold,” DO NOT VISIT A BABY WHEN YOU ARE SICK. We know you want baby snuggles- they’re the best!- but no mother wants to bring her sweet baby to a hospital, especially not now.
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I love when racist people say shit like “well he wasn’t innocent.” Okay, and?? THE POLICE ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO KILL THE GUILTY ONES EITHER!!!!
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Unpopular Parenting Opinion: I don’t think the child going DOWN the slide deserves the right of way over the child climbing UP the slide. I think whoever got there first should finish their turn and then the next kid goes 🛝
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@Advntr2Hppnss @xcxrxnx My mom was my MOH. She’s my very best friend. She’s an amazing, understanding woman and always has been & I tell her everything. But 14 year old me was suicidal/self harming & didn’t wanna tell her. Like... do people not remember being a teen & how badly they could’ve used this?
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this is getting a lot of attention, so I want to say something: ♡ You are all beautiful, inside and out. Love yourself & love your neighbor, always. ♡ For those who wish this existed back when, I sincerely hope you’re all doing better now. If you need a friend, my DMs are open.
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My nanny kid was upset that she couldn’t celebrate her birthday in school today, so I reached out to her neighborhood Facebook page & asked them to hang a picture in their window for her. We then took a walk and saw 11 diff houses who left her birthday notes.
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@houseandhens First of all, everyone on Twitter is awkward. That’s why most of our friends live in our phones.
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The week went way too fast, but I came home with the best souvenir 😍💍
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Things I would like someone to invent: Fever-reducing medication popsicles for children. Flavorless child’s medicine. Fuck cherry or bubblegum or grape 🤢, gimme no flavor so I can hide it in food/drinks.
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Every time someone takes the baby, I end up doing all those chores and when I’m done, I have to go rock a now overtired baby to sleep because they failed to do so. It’s not worth it. If I want to nap or eat a warm meal, that’s the only time I actually want any help with the baby.
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Now that we’ve announced on our public social media.... ☀️💜
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Let me introduce you to my HUSBAND, J. Also our wedding cake because it’s my favorite 💜💛
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So we don’t share baby girls face online, and tbh I don’t think I’ve even shared her name publicly, but I was sick of having my pic NOT be me sooo enjoy my new pic of her holding my finger 🥺🥰
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Remember “I don’t understand it” is an extremely privileged take. PPD/PPA, postpartum psychosis, miscarriage, infertility, birth trauma… if you haven’t been through it, you can’t understand. Be grateful for that, but don’t judge those who have.
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I hate that emojis are "recently used" instead of "most used." An emoji I used once doesn't need to be there.
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Lots of talk about the cost of groceries on here lately… and lots of replies about the items they’re buying. I just want to point out it doesn’t matter if you’re buying chips & cereal or organic produce & meats… FOOD 👏🏼 SHOULD 👏🏼 NOT 👏🏼COST 👏🏼 THIS 👏🏼 MUCH!!
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Drunk driving isn’t a personality trait.
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THIS is why I paid good money for a photographer and asked for an unplugged ceremony. Your cellphone pictures NEVER come out that great. My photographers pictures do. Your cellphone can also be seen in the back of my photos and it not only ruins my shot, but hides your face.
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✨ Sensitive Content ✨ Today we were discharged from our fertility clinic. We are beyond grateful to be here but this was a bittersweet goodbye 💜☀️
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Sam Hunt is performing in Times Square & all I can think is this dude had a DUI just a few weeks ago & now here he is on the biggest drinking night of the year 😳hope he figured out how to work Uber....
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My boyfriend is Chandler & I'm Joey 😂 http://t.co/FwRLoW3czV
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I know “affordable” means something different to anybody, but how in the world can you say $80 leggings are “so much cheaper than other brands!” What the heck are these other brands charging bc my leggings are $20 max.
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You all need to stop it right now. As a formula Mom: PLEASE BRAG ABOUT YOUR BREASTFEEDING JOURNEY. Talk about it. Celebrate each month, hell, each DAY. Get the breast milk jewelry. BFing is hard and deserves to be celebrated.
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@fake_SeanLee @ScooterMagruder @NFL That’s why it was a highlight
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@marylandwife Oh, I no longer play. If you feel bold enough saying something that ignorant, I’m gonna make you feel so fucking uncomfortable.
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My husband follows expiration dates on EVERYTHING, tells me to throw away leftovers after 2 days, and thinks food should “cool down” before going in the fridge. I use condiments that expired in 2017, eat leftovers 5 days old, and put food in the fridge immediately after dinner.
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@HammerbarnCEO It didn’t come off like that! She changed tune and was like “I get it, I only have one myself because we had fertility issues” That’s why I was so annoyed bc like you GET it and yet you’re still fucking asking????
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Just because you can't SEE it, doesn't mean it's not there. Depression is real. It's an illness, not an emotion. #BellLetsTaIk
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@mami_versace @KingPaidWell @dessmv 😂😂💀 are you serious? You think growing up with the guilt that your birth killed your mother is any way to live? You think a father is going to look at his newborn, who looks just like his dead wife, and be like “well I can just remarry”? What if they already have kids at home?
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@prettyfatpotato @redheaded_wreck You are literally implying they’re creeps. None of them chose this position for any negative reason and you missed the entire point of my tweets. That’s like questioning why someone would want to be a pediatrician.
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Your friend is a MUA/photographer/small business owner/etc? AWESOME! Don’t ask for discounts. If she wants to give you one, she will. But also, that friend who babysits on Saturday nights? Don’t ask her to babysit for free either. Pay up or shut up.
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@houseandhens Why is this tweet so funny to me?! Girl disappears after telling us it’s baby day the just hits us with a “hi” lmao
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All I’ve ever wanted was to be somebody’s Mom 🤍 #InfertilitySucks
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Everyone wants grandkids until they have to respect the woman who had them.
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I’ll never understand why people choose Pizza Hut/papa johns/dominos pizza over a local pizza place. Chain pizza isn’t real pizza.
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I muted this but for the “neglect implies intent” crowd: there were MULTIPLE offenses (hence my tweet). The baby OR toddler could’ve died multiple ways. You won’t convince me it isn’t neglect, and I fear for their toddlers safety if it’s “just stupidity” as some of you claim.
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I’m just gonna say it. 1. A 4 month old can’t even wear sunscreen. 2. She wasn’t in a life vest while on a boat. 3. It was 120° which is too hot for ANY child to be outside for any length of time. Charge the parents with neglect.
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I pissed off someone in a Facebook group because I said I don’t drive differently when I see a “baby on board” sticker but like… I don’t? Idk, I think it’s weirder to say you *do* drive differently when you see the sticker because why aren’t you driving safely all the time???
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Nobody is skipping Thanksgiving. Turkey just tastes really good while looking at a Christmas tree 🎄🤩
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@houseandhens Showed my almost 3 year old nanny kid and she’s now obsessed and is asking me “what’re the ducks doing? What’re their names? Are they happy? Do they like that food? What is it?” I wasn’t prepared for all the questions 😂😂
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Y’all are so worried about the gas shortage that didn’t exist until you hoarded it in literal trash bags, but do any of you know there’s a WINGS SHORTAGE??? I just tried to order wings and they said there’s a shortage nation-wide!
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We love to see it!!! 🥰
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Stop discrediting my knowledge simply because I don’t have kids. Oh, and stop asking for advice on social media if you ONLY want advice from Moms 🤷🏻‍♀️
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WEDDING TIP: make sure you get photos of the family with JUST biological siblings/no spouses too. That way if someone gets divorced, you still have a few good family shots 😂
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I will continue to be a voice for the infertility/TTC community. I am so beyond blessed to be pregnant, but my infertility didn’t disappear with that positive test. I will stand up and fight for the things I believe in, and fight for YOU.
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Apple needs to jump on twitter and search what emojis people want. We want a plain pink heart, a black rose, different color butterflies (but I’ll stop complaining if I get purple), some Christmas emojis (gingerbread cookie, candy cake...) and a plain pumpkin. Please & thanks.
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I once heard a quote that went something like… “if a child is too young to understand why they’re being spanked, they’re too young to be spanked. If they are old enough to understand, why are you spanking them?” And that’s all I have to say about the spanking debate.
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July 4 is in 10 days and we’re supposed to celebrate being “land of the free” but I don’t fucking feel free when my rights are being stripped away solely because I am a woman.
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This is your reminder that you don’t owe anyone an explanation for your feelings or your actions. You don’t have to celebrate a holiday that causes stress. You don’t need to praise a woman simply because she gave birth to you. You don’t need to attend brunch, get a card, etc.
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Normalize punching people in the face who refer to babies & weddings as mistakes. If I’m inviting you to a celebration, I don’t expect you to bring a gift, but I DO expect you to be happy for me. You don’t have to want it for YOUR life, but why shit on someone else’s dream?
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Normalize not getting ppl gifts just bc they had a life event of their choosing ie a wedding or a child, I shouldn’t have to pay for your mistake 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Me: knows my fiancé’s SSN, DOB, email address, phone number, PIN number on 3 diff cards, license plate number... My fiancé: “What’s your email address?” (It’s my first & last name) 🤦🏻‍♀️😂
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