Zwide Ka Langa @Malwande_udumo Twitter profile

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Zwide Ka Langa

@Malwande_udumo

2 years

I’m getting married to ‘Jika’ 🥹💕🌸 and that’s on AKA #akamemorialservice

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Zwide Ka Langa

@Malwande_udumo

6 years

Can we just appreciate the beauty that is @DJZinhle #RealTalkOn3 #MamaKaKairo

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Zwide Ka Langa

@Malwande_udumo

4 years

As idols resumes today I can't help but think about the fallen star that the show brought to us, May his beautiful Soul RIP ❤️🕊️🌻Thami Shobede #IdolsSA

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Zwide Ka Langa

@Malwande_udumo

2 years

Influencer challenge was goated I’m afraid 😂😂😂😂🤣

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2 years

Tell us the greatest video of all time?

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Zwide Ka Langa

@Malwande_udumo

2 years

This Sithelo and Andile saga is a lesson. 1. Don’t sbwl someone’s life when you see them flashing all the expensive gifts bought for them cause you don’t know the price for it all. 2. Breaking up with someone might end up being your blessing Sithelo definitely didn’t lose

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Zwide Ka Langa

@Malwande_udumo

3 years

I’m so happy she left him. You deserve love You deserve to be appreciated You Deserve peace You deserve Happiness Makukhanye Kwande kuwe MaShelembe 🤍🕯 #Mnakwethu

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Zwide Ka Langa

@Malwande_udumo

2 years

Queen Zola Mafu-Zulu the only mother there supporting the coronation of King MisuZulu 🥺 #InkosiEsibayeni #KingMisuZuluKaZwelithini #kingmisuzulu

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Zwide Ka Langa

@Malwande_udumo

4 years

God literally let her do what she was passionate about before taking her from us, she taught us that anyone’s dreams are valid at any age. Thank you for your final gift to us #RIPGeeSixFive

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Zwide Ka Langa

@Malwande_udumo

4 years

May I never reduce my value as a women because of men like this. May I know my worth to never ever fight for a man #Uyajola99sunday

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@Malwande_udumo

3 years

@IceBerggx @Phislash Would you look at that, not a single black woman in sight ... Waze wasiphoxa uMaNdlovu 🥲🙊

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@Malwande_udumo

3 years

I’m here and ready for this Queen ❤️MaShibase 🙌🏾 #Uthandonesthembu

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Zwide Ka Langa

@Malwande_udumo

2 years

Saw my goofball of Happiness 😍😍😍 Mnini wami 😍😍😍 oh I love this child #Uthandonesthembu

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Zwide Ka Langa

@Malwande_udumo

2 years

@BunnyPps @Leversmanganye Sounds like Steve Harvey

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Zwide Ka Langa

@Malwande_udumo

2 years

Mseleku having 4 wives, girlfriends, businesses but still having time to be a father to kids is beautiful 🥺 #Uthandonesthembu

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Zwide Ka Langa

@Malwande_udumo

2 years

You did exceptionally well beautiful ❤️❤️ #MissSA2022

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Zwide Ka Langa

@Malwande_udumo

5 years

This reminds me of the good old Free black Twitter days 🔥🔥🔥black twitter is not just a social media , we are a family , we are a movement🔥✊ Rise president Malambane #SOBTA2020

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Zwide Ka Langa

@Malwande_udumo

7 months

From Week 1 to Week 9 , you’ve carried these parties 🔥 Zee and Mpumi, the absolute show 🫶🏾❤️ #BBMzansi

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Zwide Ka Langa

@Malwande_udumo

8 months

The minute Housemates don’t like you that’s when you know you are doing something right. No one in the history of Big Brother has ever won the show and was liked by their fellow housemates 🔥 Yolanda & Mich Lerato & Ghost Makhekhe Liema You are a playing it right #BBMzansi

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Zwide Ka Langa

@Malwande_udumo

2 years

It’s so hard to digest this one, kunini ngithi yho 💔 #RIPAKA

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Zwide Ka Langa

@Malwande_udumo

5 years

After these two episodes today, all I can say is ladies invest in yourselves. #Uyajola99

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@Malwande_udumo

9 months

Mpume can’t be the same girl who was crying over Tomatoe sauce , her transitioning is crazy . I’m afraid I Stan 🔥🫶🏾 #BBMzansi

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Zwide Ka Langa

@Malwande_udumo

9 months

If young Pappi is ever up with Meelay, I’m voting for Meelay 🤧 #BBMzansi

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Zwide Ka Langa

@Malwande_udumo

2 years

1.Khanyi didn’t even try to roast her panel. 2. The panel didn’t even roast Khanyi that much , Nadia, Tbo & Selbeyonce got grilled more than Khanyi #RoastOfKhanyi

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Zwide Ka Langa

@Malwande_udumo

3 years

The Gqom king, Thank you for representing 🔥🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾 Respect ...Dlala Thukzin 🔥 #BBMzansi

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Zwide Ka Langa

@Malwande_udumo

7 months

Zees hometown rallying behind her 🥺🥺🫶🏾🥹 The Capital city of KZN says VOTE FOR #ZintleZeeMofokeng #BBMzansi

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Zwide Ka Langa

@Malwande_udumo

3 years

I hate this show yet I still watch it 😭😭😭😩 #Mnakwethu #MnakwethuMzansi

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Zwide Ka Langa

@Malwande_udumo

7 months

Zee Voting Centre in Pietermaritzburg anyone? 😭😭 I’m linking up with the rest of Zees Mofokeng clan and ex primary and high school mates/ friends even 🫶🏾🫶🏾 As Zees primary scout leader this one is for you baby girl #BBMzansi

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Zwide Ka Langa

@Malwande_udumo

7 months

I’ll be so mad people chose Sinaye over Mpumi 😭😭😭 #BBMzansi

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Zwide Ka Langa

@Malwande_udumo

2 years

This man definitely has the same taste in women , they all look similar #mnakwethu

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Zwide Ka Langa

@Malwande_udumo

11 months

@Mokwala_Dimpho Yhoo Aii fuseg ! The ANC themselves have become the oppressor, if you are too blinded to see that then I don’t know.

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Zwide Ka Langa

@Malwande_udumo

2 years

Maryjane and Mihlali look together 🧐 , the man definitely has a type.

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Zwide Ka Langa

@Malwande_udumo

3 years

@tito_mboweni Uyaphi umfana? Utholakaphi? Tell him my hearts needs protection

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Zwide Ka Langa

@Malwande_udumo

4 years

@MbuyiseniNdlozi What sucks is that our government did not invest in the research of the vaccine, developed by South African pharmaceuticals, what the point of having thousands of students who graduated from microbiology and are not being utilised. When the new variant was discovered it was a

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Zwide Ka Langa

@Malwande_udumo

9 months

Yolanda Athi Sinaye warms up the stove and Young Pappi cooks 😂😂😂🤣 … Meaning Sinaye warms up Zee and Pappi does the cooking at night later on 😂😂😂😂😂 #BBMzansi

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Zwide Ka Langa

@Malwande_udumo

3 years

A simple definition of Gash and Themba 👇🏾😂 #BBMzansi

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Zwide Ka Langa

@Malwande_udumo

3 years

A lockdown with no plan whatsoever, akayeke tuu , the increase on the number of cases is evident that the lockdowns are not effective . #level5

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Zwide Ka Langa

@Malwande_udumo

7 years

I might as well Lobola you and you can change your surname to mine😕😕😕😕😕 #BoyfriendAllowance

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Zwide Ka Langa

@Malwande_udumo

3 years

Themba carried the house yazi . •Introduced the Men’s conference •Influenced the Dracula accent •Saturday entertainment •His blunt nature , kept certain people on their toes and brought drama Add yours below 👇🏾 #BBMzansi

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Zwide Ka Langa

@Malwande_udumo

2 years

@PhilMphela I hope he is replaced with Muzi Mthabela , I mean that’s the only thing that makes sense.

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Zwide Ka Langa

@Malwande_udumo

2 years

UKZN Graduations are symbolic of how we as black people celebrate, as blacks we don’t hold back we are expressive of how we feel and I love how UKZN management allows this 🤍🌻 Celebrate your wins black child you’ve earned it , makukhanye. You beat that pandemic to earn this .

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Zwide Ka Langa

@Malwande_udumo

2 years

He’s really gone 🥺 , They really took him out💔 kanjalo nje. 3 days later yet this is such a bitter pill to swallow. #RIPAAKA #JusticeForAKA #RIPAKA

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Zwide Ka Langa

@Malwande_udumo

7 months

It literally took Themba 10mins to mosha at this party 😭😭😭 Within 10mins I was back on Ghostnation mode and stressing . Uyahlupha uThemba 🥲 #BBMzansi

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Zwide Ka Langa

@Malwande_udumo

2 years

@mafelaNcube @Phislash Yeyi wena, Get a durag Uthi fa fa nge weight kancane Ukhulise nentshebe Stop sleeping on yourself 🤦🏾‍♀️

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Zwide Ka Langa

@Malwande_udumo

4 years

@mali_mthimkhulu @Thabza_sbanyoni They don’t come close to Kelly Khumalo

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Zwide Ka Langa

@Malwande_udumo

9 months

Mpumi and Zee are Safe GHOST is my Password this week ❤️ #BBMzansi

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Zwide Ka Langa

@Malwande_udumo

2 years

I still stand by the fact that it was Longwe who killed Senzo… these cover ups are for him all orchestrated by his dad Chicco Twala (who he’s gun was the murder weapon )

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Zwide Ka Langa

@Malwande_udumo

4 years

@NkanyeziKubheka 🙏❤️

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Zwide Ka Langa

@Malwande_udumo

6 years

Women In leadership #EFFRedFriday

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Zwide Ka Langa

@Malwande_udumo

5 years

Another lesson from Acrimony, sometimes your blessings or breakthrough will not manifest until certain people are removed from your life. #Acrimony

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Zwide Ka Langa

@Malwande_udumo

5 years

Free yourself from abantu bazothini syndrome and start living your life to the fullest. Traumatize the noisemakers with your happiness , this is what I've learnt today from #ZodwaUncensored

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Zwide Ka Langa

@Malwande_udumo

2 years

Jumping on this hashtag thinking it’s a new season starting kanti 🥲 #RHODurban

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Zwide Ka Langa

@Malwande_udumo

3 years

To Thembas friends and family thank you for convincing Themba to sign up for the show and giving us an opportunity to experience him. #BBMzansi

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Zwide Ka Langa

@Malwande_udumo

2 years

Do you know where the danger is with this couple? Even though the crew and jub jub wasn’t there for them oksalayo baboniwe and babanjiwe 😂🤣 #Uyajola99

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Zwide Ka Langa

@Malwande_udumo

2 years

Oh nana 🥺🥺💔💔 😭😭😭 sweet beautiful Kairo, my heart can’t . #AKAMemorial

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Zwide Ka Langa

@Malwande_udumo

7 years

MaYeni ...rt if you love her #UthandoNesthembu

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@Malwande_udumo

2 years

@Shonny_SA Hear me out 🔥

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@Malwande_udumo

2 years

@amukelani_02 I- 😩

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Zwide Ka Langa

@Malwande_udumo

3 years

Gqom will never die so long as we have DJs like Thukzin 🔥🔥🔥🔥👌🏾😩 Represented! #BBMzansi

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Zwide Ka Langa

@Malwande_udumo

3 years

@SizweLo Basically these waves are scheduled like Loading 💀 We are being taken for a poes here 💀 It’s so astonishing how the Zulu king was ‘planted’ in April & thousands of people were there yet Covid numbers in KZN stayed low ... I wonder how does this virus work 😒 honestly

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Zwide Ka Langa

@Malwande_udumo

5 years

@MbaliBiach Gail and Kabelo ❤️

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Zwide Ka Langa

@Malwande_udumo

9 months

Mpumi has grown on me , she’s definitely the under dog and I’m here for it ❤️❤️🫶🏾 #BBMzansi

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Zwide Ka Langa

@Malwande_udumo

8 months

Let’s not get it twisted Last weeks housemates were all strong contenders , only Pale was the weakest . Just because Lerato and Ghost were in the bottom 3 last week, it doesn’t mean they are the bottom 3 in that entire house 🫡 Danko #BBMzansi

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Zwide Ka Langa

@Malwande_udumo

2 years

@yolandagco45 @sihlangu_mpho Someone born in 1990 is 32 ma’am 😂😂😂😂

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Zwide Ka Langa

@Malwande_udumo

2 years

@Sgadi28 Reminds me of Rakgadi 😂😂😂😂, same energy

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@Malwande_udumo

2 years

How we started the year to how we’ve ended it 💔💔 Ek is gatvol Ka 2022 #MampintshaMemorialService #MampintshaFuneral #mapintsha

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Zwide Ka Langa

@Malwande_udumo

2 years

@simplee_leemo @tshedza_light I literally only use plain luke warm water, Don’t steam or anything, Don’t use bubble bath, Don’t use any lingerie only cotton underwear Consume lots of water That’s the only tricks I use and they work for me

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Zwide Ka Langa

@Malwande_udumo

3 years

Men make sure hey , the disrespect is too loud. #isencaneLengane

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Zwide Ka Langa

@Malwande_udumo

8 months

“I’m falling in love with Zee” Please fall harder on her by directing your fall to the voting sites 🥹🫶🏾 #BBMzansi

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Zwide Ka Langa

@Malwande_udumo

2 years

@_Mellorsa Yhu my housekeeper will be the death of me, she doesn’t respect her job and takes advantage over my situation and kindness 💔 she’s holding me back. I have research work i need to complete, my life is a mess.,

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Zwide Ka Langa

@Malwande_udumo

2 years

@Conny_ChoeX She was also the closest one to MisuZulus mother as they’re both from ESwatini, and it was MisuZulus mother who chose for King Zwelithini to marry her🤍. This is all love from her side and I’m here for it 🙏🏾

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Zwide Ka Langa

@Malwande_udumo

3 years

@Loniekie1 I’ll be watching soccer with my mans & babies ❤️💕Going to stadiums , getting personalised Team shirts 💪🏾💕

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Zwide Ka Langa

@Malwande_udumo

5 years

@HermaineM ❤️ And kindly follow back 😊

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@Malwande_udumo

2 years

If uMangwabe and Mayeni knew each other prior to uMseleku then Mangwabe unesibindi shame..! #Uthandonesthembu

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Zwide Ka Langa

@Malwande_udumo

7 months

@Boity My granny lived till 96 shem, I wont stop eating porridge.

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Zwide Ka Langa

@Malwande_udumo

2 years

Siyacela really loved his dad shame 🥺💔, I feel as though everything in life is happens for a reason. Bab Dlamuka allowing Siyacela to marry Thando was for a reason, to Atleast have someone to stand by his side cause he doesn’t get along with anyone else #IsencaneLengane

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Zwide Ka Langa

@Malwande_udumo

3 years

By far my favorite episode this season 😂😂😂 #Uyajola99

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Zwide Ka Langa

@Malwande_udumo

8 months

Went to bed yesterday and Zee was on 107k followers , in less than 24 hours she has gained 2k more followers 🤯🥺 May all these numbers have SIM cards and vote for her 🥺 #ZintleMofekeng #ZintleZeeMofokeng Akusetshenzwe ZEDs , Sis T (Zees mom) said it out loud FOCUS ! #BBMzansi

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Zwide Ka Langa

@Malwande_udumo

2 years

Themba is the reason I’m not following the current Big Brother, cause I feel there will never be another contestant like him. I invested too much time, emotions, data on him. Yeyi I defended that human 😂 #ThembaMyInkedWorld

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Zwide Ka Langa

@Malwande_udumo

1 year

@Boity_Mommy @ndlalaG You’re mean You’re rude You are judgemental. I’m sorry for your daughter, however the sooner she accepts the better . Vitiligo is a skin condition that many people live with and has taken them time to accept themselves from mean people like you.

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Zwide Ka Langa

@Malwande_udumo

1 year

@MsMamma_ You’re being weird honestly.

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@Malwande_udumo

3 years

@andilejele_ The disrespect 😂🤣😂🤣😂 But after reading the comments here I can conclude and say saze sa broke 🥺🥺🙌🏾🙊

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Zwide Ka Langa

@Malwande_udumo

4 years

@MbuyiseniNdlozi Known likelihood that the vaccine won’t work, but we continued with wanting to ship vaccines from another country without any prehand trials with the new variant, now look at the debt were in

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Zwide Ka Langa

@Malwande_udumo

3 years

@ElementRsa47 @dramadelinquent Honestly WTF is wrong with you people 🤦🏾‍♀️ what privilege? Can’t you read between the lines... Aii mahn niyadika

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@Malwande_udumo

5 years

Zinhle Yesss Mo gurl represent ikasi💃💃💃💃💃 #DateMyFamily

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@Malwande_udumo

4 years

@singwanatheo @_RebaS 😂😂😂😂😂 I hope awusho itheku leli Eli la eNatal

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Zwide Ka Langa

@Malwande_udumo

4 years

@Nxonxo_Tom @Ssamzaa @even_nelson @SmartVirgo_ Like bruh, I can be from KZN, you can be from JHB another can be from Cape Town, like we know South Africans when we see one.

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I’ve stanned the most unproblematic hun this season 🥺 #ZintleMofekeng #ZintleZeeMofokeng #BBMzansi

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@Malwande_udumo

7 years

I can't stop crying "A womens heart is an ocean full of secrets"-Rose #Titanic

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@Malwande_udumo

4 years

@Crickettesse @DrMkhize4 Stoney helps. It has ginger you mix it with medlemon

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@Malwande_udumo

4 years

@LuthandoFuze We had an awful year where most people lost their loved ones, most people were stuck in provinces outside home due to the COVID restrictions, now imagine not going home to spend time with your family and be grateful that you’ve survived this year thus far... yhuu ahha

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@Malwande_udumo

3 years

@thatchakrazulu Joburg Cashiers : Ubatla eng cc? Me: Sawubona nawe unjani?

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@Malwande_udumo

3 years

UMaShelembe insika yethu 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾 she is always on point . #Mnakwethu

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@Malwande_udumo

2 years

@Qoboqobo4 Mans and I are 10 years apart but speak the same language ❤️ I guess it’s equally important to find someone regardless of age who speaks the same language as you and has the same interests as well.

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@NiqqurJvck @AdvoBarryRoux What do you even mean? Somizi has always beeen a present father

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