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always never home, always tired.

Joined April 2020
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@Maltheocean
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8 months
If you want
@Maltheocean
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8 months
Anyway, subscribe to my channel
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@Maltheocean
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4 years
Problem with me is, even on 20MB I'm opening Instagram.
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@Maltheocean
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3 years
why do huns think a trim is ten kwacha?😭😭😭
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@Maltheocean
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2 years
not even zambezi magic could drop this level of content.
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@Maltheocean
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4 years
Where can I get an iPhone 11, airpods and MacBook for K50?
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@Maltheocean
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2 years
woke up to zero notifications. tenze bantu ise.
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@Maltheocean
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8 months
If we win, I’m going pa hybrid roundabout and climbing the chicken
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@Maltheocean
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4 years
How your mom be taking pictures at the family event
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@Maltheocean
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26 days
Me icl, this dress makes me fold 😭
@chiqqashanna
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Summer is basically here. Unleash the dresses!
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@Maltheocean
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8 months
I feel bad for SiR because I don’t know how bro is ever going to top this 💀
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@Maltheocean
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2 months
“If he wanted to he would” but sometimes you also want to BUT YOU DON’T 🫵🏾
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@Maltheocean
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4 months
Shawarmas used to be K13 😭
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@Maltheocean
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4 years
I ain't forget
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@Maltheocean
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8 months
“Sorry, my bundles finished. What’s up?” After two days??😭
@C27Deborah
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8 months
Being online should now become a privilege?😢😭
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@Maltheocean
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7 months
Pirates of the Caribbean CGI was so insane for its time
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@Maltheocean
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3 years
imagine hearing your name when you’re single. 😭
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@Maltheocean
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10 months
I don’t know if it’s just me but sense of time is absolutely gone. Destroyed. Non-existent. Days melt into each other. It feels like 2pm when really, 9am was only 2 hours ago…
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@Maltheocean
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9 months
This year had hands.
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@Maltheocean
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2 years
i’ve had enough.
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@Maltheocean
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4 years
being creative and having no funds to support the creativity is the pits.
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@Maltheocean
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4 years
Receiving pictures without asking>>>>>>
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@Maltheocean
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3 years
i think about this a lot. 😭
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@Maltheocean
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3 years
January.
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@Maltheocean
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2 years
i needed a new pinned tweet. 📸: @KAMBOLEE_
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@Maltheocean
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4 years
Just learnt that if I actually want somebody, I have to talk to them.
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@Maltheocean
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3 years
my social battery is so dead.
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@Maltheocean
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8 months
Can we bring back the SWAG era in 2024? Please. I want to buy a chi supra. 👉🏾👈🏾
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@Maltheocean
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2 years
everything i know about this woman is against my will.
@SaycheeseDGTL
SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀
2 years
ChriseanRock gets another Blueface tattoo
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post-perf shame is a real thing 😭
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@Maltheocean
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4 years
frank ocean could say anything and make it art.
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@Maltheocean
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4 years
"Parallelogram"😭
@nyambe_kh
Summertime ‘99
4 years
The word “quadrilateral” used to give math teachers pressure.
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@Maltheocean
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2 years
damn. i miss her.
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@Maltheocean
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2 years
God knew if he gave me proper communication skills, i’d be too powerful. 😭
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hi guys, no jokes this time. no funny meme or anything but i’d like to talk about therapy in zambia. where and how much?
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@Maltheocean
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2 years
your boy is officially a licensed driver. 🥹
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@Maltheocean
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2 years
even this next ohn doesn’t look like he’ll last.
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@Maltheocean
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7 months
That GT3 RS won’t buy itself. Focus.
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@Maltheocean
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3 years
i need to take more photos man.
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I don’t think you guys understand, LIFE IS FOR LIVING 🫵
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@Maltheocean
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2 years
i feel like a trim lasts like three days now.
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@Maltheocean
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3 years
liking my tweets but you can't text me back? una choka kuti ai?
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@Maltheocean
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2 months
I really need to stop typing the way I talk 😭
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@Maltheocean
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4 years
Do you use Instagram?
@inda_area
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On Twitter, you can think everyone has their lives figured out 🥴
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i deserve to live in a loft with plants, paintings and photographs
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@Maltheocean
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4 years
show us what's under the wig sis lol.
@CiCiSota__
call me Pa
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show us what’s under your durag, bro.
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@Maltheocean
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4 years
"Ight let me just check twitter one more time."
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@Maltheocean
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4 years
laptop, blanket, closed curtains and multiple snacks...
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@Maltheocean
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4 years
why do people @ their friends on whatsapp statuses like they’ll get a notification?
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@Maltheocean
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4 years
pray for Zimbabwe and Lebanon. 🇿🇼🇱🇧
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@Maltheocean
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2 years
there’s no way someone can ask you for a birthday gift when they didn’t get you anything. 😭😭😭
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avocado is top two. i could have an avocado everyday. after every meal.
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i remember in boarding school when these teachers came for prayers and this one man kwempad me for dramatic effect
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@Maltheocean
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4 years
Gents? Love will make you dull.
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@Maltheocean
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4 years
Imagine your crush asking for a small pin charger. 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@Maltheocean
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9 months
I hate barbers that rely on dye.
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@Maltheocean
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2 years
bro it feels like a luxury to have electricity now 😭
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@Maltheocean
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4 years
No matter where I am, no matter who's watching, if sponono plays, I'm dancing. Idc. 😭
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@Maltheocean
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4 years
okay guys but the “ c i a o ” filter has been abused.
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@Maltheocean
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2 years
every ice spice tweet i see is against my will.
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@Maltheocean
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4 years
smh
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@Maltheocean
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2 years
i feel like the only african countries that exist to americans are ghana, nigeria and south africa 💀
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@Maltheocean
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3 months
Oh I’ve got a lot of these 🤣🤣
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@_onyxbby
Chelly Koko📍
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Drop your daddy selfies 😂👇🏻
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@Maltheocean
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4 years
Popeye was really a cartoon that got you to eat your vegetables huh?
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@Maltheocean
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4 years
Nothing more awkward than being in the line for food at a family function.
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@Maltheocean
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I’m a lover boy but I’m also just a terrible man.
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@Maltheocean
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4 years
i’ll never forget the day that dude called malawi “chipata extension”😭😭😭
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@Maltheocean
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4 years
know the difference between a pretty filter and a pretty girl.
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@Maltheocean
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8 months
Go watch this vlog
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@Maltheocean
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3 months
Start shaming your friends for using those Instagram templates 😭. Every story?
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@Maltheocean
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2 years
like this tweet and i’ll recommend you a song from my playlist. 🫶🏾
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deleted threads, hi besties 🫶🏾!
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@Maltheocean
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4 years
The TL hasn't been friendly to Shadaya. Someone said "Tunchafu monga Collins Mbesuma"😭😭😭😭
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@Maltheocean
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2 months
Okay but I hate ZESCO. I have so much hate inside my heart for ZESCO and anyone that has power right now. @ZescoL
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@Maltheocean
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10 months
I will stfu.
@szasznonIy
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one thing about you?
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@Maltheocean
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4 years
blocking someone as a joke and forgetting >>>>>
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@Maltheocean
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4 years
pain is lacing your sneakers and forgetting these.
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@Maltheocean
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2 years
this user is in need of a substantial amount of money.
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@Maltheocean
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2 years
i can already see @nyembsss ’ video 😭😭
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@Maltheocean
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8 months
I’m so gassed I woke to 410 of you. thank you !! Next milestone: 10K 🤣
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@Maltheocean
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3 years
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@Maltheocean
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4 years
Can't trust a nigga that types "oans" instead of "ohns"
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@Maltheocean
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4 years
JUST A REMINDER - Palestine is about to get annexed - Lebanon is about to fall into famine - Yemen is in a famine - Muslims are being held in concentration camps in China - Libya slavery is still going - Kurds are still suffering - Bangladesh is starving
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@Maltheocean
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3 months
Man. That chicken died for nothing.
@Mj_21ii
MJ🇵🇱🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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life’s good
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@Maltheocean
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4 years
"you don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great."
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@Maltheocean
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4 years
Haven't written one assignment since March...
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@Maltheocean
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2 months
June is over? Julying.
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@Maltheocean
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4 years
Mmm ninshi the children in this country are always looking for love? They can't hang out with their friends?
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@Maltheocean
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4 years
BOBBY SHMURDA?? I'VE BEEN SELLING CRACK SINCE LIKE THE FIFTH GRADE BOBBY?? ABOUT A WEEK AGOOOO BOBBY?? OUT TOMORROW??😭
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@Maltheocean
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4 years
me? a classy gent? "go get a live chicken from your auntie's place"?
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@Maltheocean
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2 months
“Hi. My name is Mal. We haven’t had power since Wednesday last week.”
@z_chuza
chu2good
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"Hello I'm Chuza, and we haven't had power since 6am on Monday. 😔" Support group: "Hi Chuza."
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@Maltheocean
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4 years
if i send you music, the lyrics are my love letter to you. thank you.
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@Maltheocean
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4 years
You people who watch murder cases everyday, who are you planning to kill?
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@Maltheocean
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4 years
pretty cool to see these balloons float on my profile. 🥂
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@Maltheocean
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1 month
Mal 1-0 Depression 🫵🏾
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@Maltheocean
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10 months
a picture you took with your phone
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@Maltheocean
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18 days
Life can be so beautiful if you pay attention
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@Maltheocean
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7 months
I’m sorry guys, I’ll be with you shortly. I’m suffering. 😀
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@Maltheocean
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10 months
Today, I would like to thank Drake for Honestly, Nevermind
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