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Life is short and so am I. IG: @Lukie .io

London x Dubai
Joined May 2014
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Lukie
4 years
For all the Disco/House enthusiasts out there, have a listen to my brand new mix I’ve put together for your sonic pleasure. Expect a few classics with my own twist 👌🏽 Artwork as always, by the ultra talented: @VintageJiggy_ Enjoy x
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Lukie
4 years
When you call your unemployed friend and they don’t pick up:
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Lukie
5 years
These man are eating Prince Phillip
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Lukie
5 years
The amount of Ads in YouTube these days is really killing the viewing experience
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Lukie
7 years
It still pisses me off that Eve was in a show called Eve yet her character was called Shelley
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Lukie
6 years
Nobody: Naomi Smalls:
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Lukie
7 years
Friend: *Tags you in a pic where you look ugly as fuck* Me:
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Lukie
8 years
Life comes at you fast
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Lukie
3 years
G-UNIT!!!
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Lukie
5 years
The cuts coming along nicely 👌🏽
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Lukie
4 years
Tug on my rug 🐼
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Lukie
5 years
Hot Boy summer >>>
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5 years
“All this clapping reminds me of you”
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Lukie
7 years
Adele tweeted she's been through a lot of pain. I said "yeah a lot of Pain au chocolate" and then she blocked me :(
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No Pressure
7 years
Name a reason why somebody blocked/unfollowed you
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Lukie
1 year
⚫️⚪️
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2 years
🌞
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1 year
✌🏽
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Lukie
1 year
HIIT done. Pizza needed.
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Lukie
5 years
Insta saw it first
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Lukie
4 years
I dated someone who worked in Musical Theatre before. Never again. Every 5 minutes they were bursting into song. Bruv shut up man.
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Lukie
10 years
I hate moths man. They're like Butterfly's but from Peckham.
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Lukie
4 years
Like BRO, I know you are not busy
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Lukie
5 years
One intern at work just had a zed fall out his bag at work. If you could see the way this guy is pleading in the boardroom 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Lukie
2 years
🌞 Sunny Sunday 🌞
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Lukie
5 years
Bear season 🐻
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Lukie
7 years
So my cousin got so drunk that she fell asleep on the night bus from Central to Bromley and when she woke up, her wig was missing hbfjdjsnsn
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Lukie
7 years
White colleague: After yesterday weather I'm almost as black as you mate hahaha *raises forearm to compare* Me:
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Lukie
2 years
Views.
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Lukie
3 years
Arms (with Bane)
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4 years
🧸
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Lukie
7 years
A man said Internet cafes close at 8 that's why Ramla ain't uploaded the ting LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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Lukie
3 years
Betty had the skreets
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4 years
Trade(sman)
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Lukie
2 years
Summer’s over, time to bulk 🐷
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Lukie
1 year
Growing growing growing
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Lukie
2 years
Ok this is the actual last sesh of the year 😂
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Lukie
3 years
🍗
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Lukie
4 years
Doing my happy dance
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Lukie
7 years
McGregor's about two Guinness' away from calling Floyd a Nigger
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Lukie
7 years
One homophobic guy from my school died from cigarettes triggering his bronchitis. Ironic as fags finally got him in the end. God is good.
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Lukie
4 years
Thicc thigh Thursdays
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Lukie
5 years
👾
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2 years
He scrubs up well
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4 years
@ELLIUQAHS_ @LateefSaka Nah Lynn and Mya. Toni is too bougie for this
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2 years
😎
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2 years
Pool day☀️
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2 years
Let them eat 🎂
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Lukie
10 years
When two people are having an argument and all of a sudden your name gets brought up in it.. http://t.co/TlTWaUIDR0
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Lukie
1 year
Back at it 💪🏼
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Lukie
2 years
Peace ✌🏽
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Lukie
5 years
Bruh.
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Lukie
4 years
Late leg sesh! 💪🏼
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Lukie
3 years
Hanging out my hoop but these shoulders won’t grow themselves
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Lukie
4 years
She got Beat by Dre.
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Dr. Dre just won his divorce legal battle and won't have to pay $1.5 million to his ex-wife:
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4 years
Arms arms arms
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Lukie
4 years
Sunday legs!
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Lukie
1 year
I ain’t missing no meals
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Lukie
2 years
Last sesh of the year 💪🏼
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Lukie
4 years
✌🏽
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Lukie
4 years
All done, ready for the weekend 🤪
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Lukie
2 years
Backpack backpack 🎒
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Lukie
10 years
I remember that time Adele tweeted that she had been through a lot of pain and I tweeted "Yeah a lot of pain au chocolat". She blocked me :(
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Lukie
8 years
Grandma needs to allow still
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Lukie
2 years
🧢
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