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@MalangMasseur

11 months

PSL Fever

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@MalangMasseur

1 year

6 years to the best day of my life man 💚

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@MalangMasseur

11 months

Excited for my 17th tour to Australia

Grassroots Cricket

@grassrootscric

11 months

📢 PCB has announced the Pakistan team management for the Australia tour. Mohammad Hafeez – Director Simon Grant Helmot – High performance coach Adam Hollioake – Batting coach Shahid Aslam – Assistant batting coach Umar Gul – Fast bowling coach Saeed Ajmal – Spin bowling coach

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Malang Ali Ex-Masseur

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2 years

Pakistani pacers performance summary in this series. Comparison vs "other pacers" only takes into account matches the bowlers played in. Conclusions: 1.) Haris good/great in every phase 2.) Hasnain great in PP and MO, shit at DTH 3.) Dahani and Wasim, very bad everywhere lol

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Malang Ali Ex-Masseur

@MalangMasseur

1 year

Babar Azam ODI Season performance as of October 27, 2023 (excluding Nepal and Netherlands) Innings: 11 Runs: 371 Average: 33.7 This man is a fraud. He is nothing more than a statpadder. Please stop overhyping him 🙏

Malang Ali Ex-Masseur

@MalangMasseur

1 year

Babar Azam ODI Season performance thread. Will update after every match. Excludes nepal match and will exclude our match vs Netherlands in WC. As of Sept 12, 2023 - Innings: 5 - Runs: 140 - Avg: 28 - SR: 70

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Malang Ali Ex-Masseur

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2 years

#LPCShahidAfridi

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@MalangMasseur

3 years

#NewProfilePic

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1 year

#NewProfilePic 2023 WC - Leading Wicket Taker

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@MalangMasseur

1 year

Remember The Name and don’t ever compare him to 🔔 ka king 🤫 🤫 🤫

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Malang Ali Ex-Masseur

@MalangMasseur

1 year

Babar Azam ODI Season performance thread. Will update after every match. Excludes nepal match and will exclude our match vs Netherlands in WC. As of Sept 12, 2023 - Innings: 5 - Runs: 140 - Avg: 28 - SR: 70

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Malang Ali Ex-Masseur

@MalangMasseur

1 year

Even Azmatullah Omarzai has outperformed Lumber One batsman Babar Azam

Malang Ali Ex-Masseur

@MalangMasseur

1 year

Babar Azam ODI Season performance as of October 27, 2023 (excluding Nepal and Netherlands) Innings: 11 Runs: 371 Average: 33.7 This man is a fraud. He is nothing more than a statpadder. Please stop overhyping him 🙏

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Malang Ali Ex-Masseur

@MalangMasseur

1 year

Babar Azam ODI Season performance as of October 21, 2023 (excluding Nepal and Netherlands) Innings: 9 Runs: 247 Average: 27.4 World #1 ODI Batter for a reason

Malang Ali Ex-Masseur

@MalangMasseur

1 year

Babar Azam ODI Season performance thread. Will update after every match. Excludes nepal match and will exclude our match vs Netherlands in WC. As of Sept 12, 2023 - Innings: 5 - Runs: 140 - Avg: 28 - SR: 70

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Malang Ali Ex-Masseur

@MalangMasseur

1 year

Very Happy to make the squad. Looking forward to massaging our superstars

Farid Khan

@_FaridKhan

1 year

PCB confirms team management for ICC Men’s Cricket World Cup 2023: Rehan-ul-Haq (team manager), Mickey Arthur (Director – Pakistan men’s team), Grant Bradburn (head coach), Andrew Puttick (batting coach), Morne Morkel (bowling coach), Aftab Khan (fielding coach), Abdul Rehman

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Malang Ali Ex-Masseur

@MalangMasseur

1 year

Fakhar’s legacy vs Babar’s legacy

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@MalangMasseur

2 years

#NewProfilePic

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1 year

Pakistan’s Best ODI Batsman of the 21st Century 💚

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@MalangMasseur

3 years

#OldProfilePic

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@MalangMasseur

3 years

@WhyAlwaysUmar I doubt Kohli despises ur existence uncle

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Malang Ali Ex-Masseur

@MalangMasseur

1 year

Avg 1st inn winning scores '15-'19 ODIs in Eng: 358 '19 WC in Eng: 310 (13% lower) '19-'23 ODIs in India: 331 13% reduction to 331 means average 1st innings winning score should be ~290. Very simplistic analysis, but nothing to indicate 2023 WC will have low scoring pitches

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Malang Ali Ex-Masseur

@MalangMasseur

2 years

@aliasad1998 5 years, not 10 years. Statpadding ke chakar mein bakwas mat karo

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Malang Ali Ex-Masseur

@MalangMasseur

1 year

@aliasad1998 2 weeks ago u said Naseem Shah will be our best pacer. Next week u will say Shaheen Shah will be our best pacer. By the time the World Cup start you’d have even predicted Fahim to be our best pacer.

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Malang Ali Ex-Masseur

@MalangMasseur

1 year

Chilling in Chennai with Sammy bhai

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Malang Ali Ex-Masseur

@MalangMasseur

1 year

Babar Azam ODI Season performance as of October 27, 2023 (excluding Nepal and Netherlands) Innings: 11 Runs: 371 Average: 33.7 This man is a fraud. He is nothing more than a statpadder. Please stop overhyping him 🙏

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Malang Ali Ex-Masseur

@MalangMasseur

3 years

Wow

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Malang Ali Ex-Masseur

@MalangMasseur

3 years

@tuk_tuk96 Tuk tuk tere janisar beshumar beshumar

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Malang Ali Ex-Masseur

@MalangMasseur

3 years

Guten Tag München

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Malang Ali Ex-Masseur

@MalangMasseur

11 months

Congrats to Babar bhai on 50th test cap Privileged to have seen his rise over the past 7 years

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@MalangMasseur

2 years

@_MoFresh23 @CricCritic2 Are you copying CD’s tweets?

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Malang Ali Ex-Masseur

@MalangMasseur

3 years

@WhyAlwaysUmar So if Kohli doesn’t despite our existence what’s the issue if a Pakistani chooses to drool over him?

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Malang Ali Ex-Masseur

@MalangMasseur

1 year

@not_pat_bateman @farazqasim Alhumduillah all credit goes to nutritious karachi food and clean air

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Malang Ali Ex-Masseur

@MalangMasseur

3 years

My brother @GongRight is the biggest legend in this world, may god bless him 🙏

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Malang Ali Ex-Masseur

@MalangMasseur

1 year

@PresidentMisbah And babar is shitting in it

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Malang Ali Ex-Masseur

@MalangMasseur

7 years

@AapaZubeda When you realize Fakhar Zaman has ended your career for the recent future.

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Malang Ali Ex-Masseur

@MalangMasseur

3 years

@CoverDriveCric Tendulkar is also a statpadder @burgerbacha_

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Malang Ali Ex-Masseur

@MalangMasseur

2 years

@LeftArmAround Lot of Pakistani Hindus live in Australia and went to watch the match, they probably felt the worse

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Malang Ali Ex-Masseur

@MalangMasseur

3 years

@66_saifullah @ikkkiee @_MoFresh23 @realayc Zabardast saifu bhai

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Malang Ali Ex-Masseur

@MalangMasseur

8 years

@MichaelVaughan your friend Botham won't agree 😂

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Malang Ali Ex-Masseur

@MalangMasseur

3 years

Ziada se ziada sindhi aur karachi players select karwao @CoverDriveCric

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Malang Ali Ex-Masseur

@MalangMasseur

1 year

@realayc The last ball of the last over rauf bowled in the middle overs missed ishan’s off stump by an inch … and then we put on spin from both ends

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Malang Ali Ex-Masseur

@MalangMasseur

6 years

@ESPNcricinfo

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@MalangMasseur

1 year

@PresidentMisbah @CoverDriveCric

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@MalangMasseur

1 year

@_insideoutt Need to invite Rambo for some pre-match maalish to get his creative juices flowing

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Malang Ali Ex-Masseur

@MalangMasseur

3 years

@CricViz @im_SalmanButt parh lo bc

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@MalangMasseur

3 years

@tuk_tuk96

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@MalangMasseur

1 year

@fas___m IPTV doesn’t suck brother, please stopn chatting shit

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Malang Ali Ex-Masseur

@MalangMasseur

1 year

@not_pat_bateman @CoverDriveCric @hijaaaaab 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Malang Ali Ex-Masseur

@MalangMasseur

2 years

@CoverDriveCric Seedha seedha bol statpadding nahi ki kaafi time se

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Malang Ali Ex-Masseur

@MalangMasseur

3 years

@aliasad1998 Yaar is waqt ja kahan rahe ho yeh batao

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Malang Ali Ex-Masseur

@MalangMasseur

5 years

@SomersetCCC @babarazam258 @ahmedenayat

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Malang Ali Ex-Masseur

@MalangMasseur

11 months

@realayc Aise tou rizwan ke hacks bhi beautiful nahi hain

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@MalangMasseur

3 years

@GongRight U and @burgerbacha_

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@MalangMasseur

3 years

Join me in my Space!

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Malang Ali Ex-Masseur

@MalangMasseur

2 years

@_rehman_m Fakhar Zaman ki bhi bana do

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Malang Ali Ex-Masseur

@MalangMasseur

3 years

@CoverDriveCric @raktfar @GongRight CD ne aur bhi bohot kuch bola aaj

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@MalangMasseur

3 years

@CoverDriveCric More trolling

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Malang Ali Ex-Masseur

@MalangMasseur

3 years

@Faisalmubahir Please help him too @MilkywayP92

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Malang Ali Ex-Masseur

@MalangMasseur

3 years

Congrats @_MoFresh23 Cc @aliasad1998 @CoverDriveCric 🙏

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Malang Ali Ex-Masseur

@MalangMasseur

3 years

@cric_pundit please join us @KhayamSays

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@MalangMasseur

3 years

@MisbahPresident @CoverDriveCric CD burner bana ke khud ko follow kar

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2 years

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3 years

@raktfar @66_saifullah Thanks man

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@MalangMasseur

1 year

#NewProfilePic

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Malang Ali Ex-Masseur

@MalangMasseur

6 years

@Down_The_Ground Reduce the # of matches by a little, leading to proper rest between matches. Start using kookabura for all formata of domestic cricket, so bowlers can actually try to bowl fast and find new ways to earn wickets. Too easy to take wickets with the dukes ball in the winter.

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Malang Ali Ex-Masseur

@MalangMasseur

5 years

@ChangeofPace414 Shaheen, Imam, Amir

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Malang Ali Ex-Masseur

@MalangMasseur

3 years

@jabbar1571 Stay strong brother 🙏

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@MalangMasseur

3 years

@aliasad1998 I’m confident in ur analysis

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Malang Ali Ex-Masseur

@MalangMasseur

3 years

@MisbahPresident @raktfar @GongRight @CoverDriveCric Tumhein deewar se laga raha hai tumhara cousin

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Malang Ali Ex-Masseur

@MalangMasseur

1 year

@GongR1ght Another lie, he played 2 matches in that series, wasn’t a one-off match Getting caught red-handed

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Malang Ali Ex-Masseur

@MalangMasseur

7 years

@condeshunz I think its more to do with the Karachi bhaichara rather than Omar Associates or Nadeem Omar. Not playing Anwar or Shafiq won't be taken lightly by KCCA/Azam Khan hence Sarf plays them. Nadeem Omar seems pretty passionate to me and wants to win regardless of who plays :/

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Malang Ali Ex-Masseur

@MalangMasseur

11 months

@Longboiiiiii Its on the ACC youtube channel

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@MalangMasseur

11 months

@Longboiiiiii @tal_h_a First test cook catch drop off amir

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Malang Ali Ex-Masseur

@MalangMasseur

3 years

@grassrootscric @_MoFresh23

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Malang Ali Ex-Masseur

@MalangMasseur

1 year

@wossa_3 Agreed. Posted this because have been hearing for weeks now that there’ll be rank turners in the world cup and we need 75-80 SR batsmen who are good vs spin to succeed, but no data hints at that being the case

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Malang Ali Ex-Masseur

@MalangMasseur

8 years

@BumbleCricket get some tissues for your mate Botham. He'll be crying all night.

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Malang Ali Ex-Masseur

@MalangMasseur

11 months

@Longboiiiiii Move to US son

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@MalangMasseur

3 years

@CoverDriveCric

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3 years

Join me in my Space!

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Malang Ali Ex-Masseur

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5 years

@ahmedwaqas992 Main koi fan nahi hun Azhar Mahmood ka, lekin thora time deke conclusion pe aana ke uske jaane ke baad cheezein bethar hui hain ya nhn. 15 over ki cricket ko do saal se compare karna galat hai

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Malang Ali Ex-Masseur

@MalangMasseur

7 years

@Kallerz37 3 pacers in UAE can only work in a 5-man attack. Unfortunately, our batting collapses every other game so no chance for an extra bowler.

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Malang Ali Ex-Masseur

@MalangMasseur

7 years

@ahmedwaqas92 Us forum pe jo essay likhta hai bas usko sahi mana jata hai 😂. Sirf match thread pe maza aata hai.

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Malang Ali Ex-Masseur

@MalangMasseur

6 years

@ahmedenayat @IamIsrarHashmi Jab required run rate 18 ka hota single jo leta hai boy 😂

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Malang Ali Ex-Masseur

@MalangMasseur

11 months

@realayc Lekin Haris ki bhi tou technique koi khaas nahi hai

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@MalangMasseur

3 years

@cric_pundit please join us

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@MalangMasseur

10 months

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@MalangMasseur

6 years

@Down_The_Ground talk about the pathetic domestic season schedule

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Malang Ali Ex-Masseur

@MalangMasseur

2 years

@aliladiere @GongRight Saud Shakeel ka part 2 hai wo

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@MalangMasseur

1 year

@_insideoutt Bc decide karle kia chahta hai

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Malang Ali Ex-Masseur

@MalangMasseur

5 years

@Khushal Address bata do, message hum khud convey kar lein ge.

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Malang Ali Ex-Masseur

@MalangMasseur

7 years

@WahabViki Jaani short and wide bowling daalna chor de bohot mehrbani hogi teri

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Malang Ali Ex-Masseur

@MalangMasseur

11 months

@Ahson8 @fas___m #4 is shadab’s spot on twitter only not in real life

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@MalangMasseur

1 year

@fas___m Oh lord jesus 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Malang Ali Ex-Masseur

@MalangMasseur

6 years

@downthegroundtw Between Sarf and Malik, who should bat at 4 and who at 5? Is Faheem Ashraf overrated? His only proper competition in ODIs has been NZ, and he averaged 40 with the ball and 14.50 with the bat against them. Is Nawaz the best 2nd spinner in Pakistan? Don't consider him a batsman.

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Malang Ali Ex-Masseur

@MalangMasseur

3 years

@CoverDriveCric @raktfar @GongRight Gaaliyan bohot deta hai jo bhi hai

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Malang Ali Ex-Masseur

@MalangMasseur

3 years

@mediagag @afidelf