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@MajorTomHeuchan

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unofficial Mayor Of Indianapolis. brake for squirrels. Howard stern told me to fuck off. advocating phish to play nothing since 2018 he/haw

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@MajorTomHeuchan
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Is it bad that I fucking hate this style of playing?
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Guitar heroes Satriani and Vai! Always amazing #guitar #guitarsolo
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Billy with the truth on Sunday night
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Nobody asked for an eagles run at the sphere. Give me a talking heads sphere run
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Holy shit
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We’re so back
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Every year on Christmas night Jeff Lowe projects Jerry on the pyramids in Indy.
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This is incredible
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On my flight out on Thursday I sat next to this elderly couple (maybe mid 60’s) we got to chatting, I asked them what they were doing while they were in Colorado and they told me, they were going to the shows, somewhat surprised by it, I told them that I was as well, (1/?)
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I’ve listened to this album 200,000 times and it does not get old. One of the best live albums in history
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We exchanged info, and saw them walking into the show Friday and they welcomed me with a huge hug and they both told me they understood why their son liked it so much. I hope they had a great weekend with all of his friends. This is what it’s all about, folks.
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Okay this is amazing
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Can somebody track down who page got his drugs from? I’d really like to try some.
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Holy shit
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This is fire
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When your parents go on vacation and send you updates.
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Fish took in the Vonnegut museum.
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The Talking Heads just made an instagram account. Interesting.
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Forever
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Here it is in all its glory.
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You might have seen phish in the 90s but you’re married and depressed now.
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Most people I’ve ever seen on the Deer Creek lawn. Energy was great.
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Found the Fake I.D. Yogi used http://t.co/anG9BgqWWX
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This is the greatest video of all time
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This just Fucking happened
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Trey Anastasio (phish) makes young fans dream come true with guitar lessons while the band is on tour.
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Just pulled into a park garage and the attendant was lighting up a bowl, went to pay and he opened the gate and says “it’s free bro I’m quitting today” happy Wednesday, kids!
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Then they told me their 31 son unexpectedly died of a heart attack and was a huge phish fan, worked for Dicks Sporting Goods, and the company got them a suite for the weekend so his parents and all of his friends could go to the shows. She pulled out an envelope with 30 tickets
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Maybe Jonah IS gonna be a good Jerry.
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Just met trey too
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The Band is the official music of thanksgiving
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When your grandpa has war flashbacks
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Here’s @HowardStern telling me to fuck off
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Okay… not a drill. Sturgill Simpsons website is locked until midnight. He’s back.
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Quite a bit like trying to heal a “gunshot” wound with gauze
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When that weird guy at the show offers you a tooter
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AC cops dgaf
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Look out, look out, the handy man
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Billy Strings is a once in a lifetime musician. Been on this train for years since I first saw him. We’re lucky to be alive while this kid and this band can play together.
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lol somebody really made a go fund me to pay bills then went to Europe to see Goose?
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It’ll always be Deer Creek to me
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HBO Max is turning into MAX tomorrow. See what new movies & shows are coming with MAX:
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lol get the fuck outta here
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We out here
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My cat when it’s about to throw up
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Just came across this, my cousin in the bottom right of the frame with some familiar faces in the background
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2 years ago this sunset crept over the Indiana cornfields during MFMF and it was pretty fucking awesome.
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This is gold
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7 am and I was on live tv. Terrible choice by @rtv6
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Love this man
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The Q is the best post Jerry dead band and you can’t convince me otherwise. Maybe Furthur.
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Have you listened to the Allman Brothers Band today?
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We all went through the same thing.
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Ever been in a room with two people high on cocaine? This is exactly what it’s like.
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Me n the boys on dead & co lot this summer. We love truck in’
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Phish sucks, Goose sucks. Have you people tried getting a personality that isn’t surrounded by jambands?
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Let’s see how this goes
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Imagine being the production manager for last night “alright, 3,2,1… CUE THE DOLPHINS. DOLPHIN 2 YOU’RE TOO LOW, Alright cue the fucking whale. Dolphin 1 I need you in more of a swimming fashion”
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Smart
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No wonder why NYE ticket prices went up.
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4 years ago today, was the best cinco de Mayo of all time
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I told my mother to listen to Sigma Oasis last night, she called me this morning and told me she cried multiple times throughout the whole album. She’s one of us.
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Some of you need to read this and reevaluate yourselves
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Would ride to the next show with these good boys
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If trey doesn’t have Snoop Dogg sit in at Sweetwater, that man will never get another dime from me.
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When the wedding is at 4:00 but @umphreysmcgee starts at 7:30
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Just got this text from my pretty republican father. He’s waking up.
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If phish can’t play Tahoe can they just come back to deer creek?
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10 years and the glow up is fucking REAL
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Rail riders when somebody new comes into their space.
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Not one to call attention to myself (who am I kidding, yes I am) but holy shit what a year difference makes.
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These kids would have never been able to survive Coventry.
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UPDATE: actual girl from the movie saw this and this is now her profile picture on Facebook. Mission accomplished.
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Frank was the girl huffing gas from Bitersweet Motel 😂😂😂
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Tweezer Jam: You know how that is
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My favorite type of people are ones who don’t think twice about seeing the same band 3 nights in a row
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I miss the Bakers Dozen.
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According to my Spotify I should be living in Bozeman. I could do that I think
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You haven’t truly done phish tour until you sleep in the hotel cuck chair at least once
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Frank was the girl huffing gas from Bitersweet Motel 😂😂😂
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So let me get this straight. There’s a virus killing a bunch of homies, Elon musk is on space drugs naming his kid random numbers, monkeys are on motorcycles out there terrorizing children, there are no sports or concerts and there’s a thing called murder hornets...
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Deer creek sunsets are unmatched.
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Happy Halloween everybody.
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Goober fucking called the opener back in may...
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Phish is streaming a baller Hampton show and Mike Tyson is fighting tonight. What year is it?
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So this is a thing.
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Vaccine? NO. Random powder drug offered to me by a guy in an Astro van with a dog? YES
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Now it just hit me I actually have to camp in Delaware in the middle of August.
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Phish fans are the worst
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@MattForMath Billy is very emotional in his playing if you listen hard enough
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does anybody miss John Prine like I do?
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Well good morning to YOU indiana.
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The fact that people are predicting and basically knowing somebody is gonna die at the phish sphere run is insane.
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What the fuck is happening on the deer creek Facebook page?
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I made my first TikTok tonight and I’m not super proud of it, but still pretty proud of it
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Alright they got me with this one.
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Week two of the cosmic co-op is underway! Here’s a taste of “Midnight Moonlight” with @thedanieldonato & @jakebrownstein having some 🎸 talk
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Trey said it.... Phish at Deer Creek next summer. Straight from the sources mouth
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Phish is an Indiana band now
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If Jon Mf Fishman isn’t your MVP of every run you aren’t listening.
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One of the highlights of the weekend came from an empty bar at 1:00 on a Thursday on an empty bourbon street.
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The queen and OG (literally) of the family left us last night. An Incredible woman with some of the most insane stories that movies couldn’t portray.
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If you’ve got musician friends don’t be an asshole and ask to get on the list. Pay to see your homies play. They’ve gone a year without income.
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