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Maitreya [ma-trē-yah] -n. a bodhisattva who in the Buddhist tradition is to appear on Earth, achieve complete enlightenment, and teach the pure dharma.

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Life, lotion and a vaccine card.
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@kendricklamar “Don’t tell no lies about ME and I won’t tell truths about YOU.” - a word
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@ChefAnthonyDC It’s just like the folks who park right next to you and it’s tons of available spaces.🤬
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@digitallysober @ReturnOfMrYeah Matching Salehe crocs? She’s not ever beating the allegations.
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@notcapnamerica Fox News is in shambles!! Trey Gowdy is looking like Draco Malfoy 😂😂😂😂
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@ANiMaListicAN Youuuuuuu before bed 😩
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@creepydotorg This movie looks familiar. Basket Case (1982).
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@durandbernarr I present to you, Charles Quinton Murphy aka Charlie Murphy aka Brother Darknesses. He identifies as a dog lol.
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@CelticsGRD With his Ming the Merciless looking self. “Flash. Ahhhhh”
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@MrsJellySantos They were at the table like…
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@MisterOWL9 Shout out to the Dad for maintaining safe driving while coaching Mom on. This is an example of teamwork. 😂
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@notcapnamerica He thought about that treat and then said “NAH”. 😂
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Let’s try this AGAIN. To the 2 DEMs who voted NAY. #impeachmentvote
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@SexyyRed314_ “What’s good, Abbott?!”
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@IRodC1 “Look here, Lebron Raymone James Sr.”
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@4dlucks They are packing you up in the QTs, bookie.
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@XXL Me putting money in my bra during the kerfuffle.
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@notcapnamerica We just made the trade deadline. Marlon Wayans OUT, Unk is IN.
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@Jaz_Minne__ When she said “technique” instead of “technology” 😂😂😂
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@keithboykin The sheer caucasity.
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@___inCANdescent I know for a fact meth will be served as hor d’oeuvres at the wedding.
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@Phil_Lewis_ 2024 is coming out the gate hot.
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@F41RYTA1L He’s a “I’m not eating Susan’s unseasoned, undercooked chicken” guy.
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@_PhallonX0X0 We sure are. If they hate men so much, why do they keep tweeting about them. 🤦🏾‍♀️
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@druski Same energy.
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@themultiplemom I stand with nephew. Get your peanut butter to jelly ratio up.
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2020 is by FAR the worst year ever. Too many creatives, too many wonderful souls. RIP Chynna.
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@aliciakeys The piano be like..
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@SexyyRed314_ It’s the pull off in the car for me.😂😭
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@EvansquezN Did he respawn?
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@MissSassbox You better work Miss Mama.
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Dasani is the Ben Simmons of water.
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I JUST WANNA ROCK 😂🍀 IT’S MY BIRTHDAYYY
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@MorePerfectUS Is that why they’re buy 3, get 3 free in Target Circle? 😩😂
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@Getthebagcoach Pops was trying to make the block hot and that baby wasn’t having it.
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@BigSmooWop @TeddyStayGassin And I read this in an Aunties voice 😂😂😂
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@ANiMaListicAN She could end the war on terror in a few weeks.
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The entire city looking for the driver who struck Kelly Oubre Jr.
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@notcapnamerica They way I would’ve told him..
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@ExandtheCity_ Get junior outta here and let daddy approach the podium.
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Side note: I will NEVER refer to Franklin Mills as Philadelphia Mills Mall.
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@bread_posting Bring back segregation.
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@kendricklamar This is the level of hatred I aspire to reach.
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@notcapnamerica I just know the bottoms of her feet are filthy when she hops in the bed at night.
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@mashondaswigcap @cpettway79 Beignet Pierre Jabarkis Vanity?!!
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@notcapnamerica This is why I stick to the rivers and lakes that I���m used to.
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@notcapnamerica Enough is enough.
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@Talk2emPrada “God wants you to have the baby.” Fresh: “Definitely not.”
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@KevOnStage I wish my mom was still here so I could call her. Going to cry now, brb.
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@XXL I just want to hug her.
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@beyoncegarden Cher shook her hand like “enough already”. 😂😭
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@ElectionLegal Perry did you just “hear me out, bro” us??!!
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I’m doing a GoFundMe so we can get a LIFE sized Iverson statue at Club TGI Friday’s on City Ave.
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Just another #VictoryMonday . 🦅💚
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@TheFigen_ I have a sticker for the teacher.
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@daryldot0121 At this very moment, I needed to drink water too. 😂😂
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RIP Lady Olenna. You were a real one. #GameOfThrones
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@notcapnamerica Did he ever respond?
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@PopCrave Whew chile, the slammer.
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@notcapnamerica I can’t wait to put my signs up this weekend. I wish a Karen would…
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@PopBase What in the Shemar Moore? 😂😂😂😂
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@notcapnamerica The bicycle kicks is where I lost it. 😂😂
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@notcapnamerica Minnie’s was a cool breeze on a Summer day.
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@MrGee54 The tripod movin’ and bright ass light is keeping the baby awake.😒
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@MissSassbox He could feed me.
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The rain passed and we’re out here! #DEBPHL23
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@BlackKnight10k He was feisty and concise. One of the better SOTUs.
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@BeezyMcGee Ozempic turned Busta into Blac Youngsta.😩
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@notcapnamerica The comments are packing him up and I love to see it.
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@MsMeowkinz The way I would be walking around him like this.
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@maandymaaee He deleted the original tweet so quick.😂😭😭😂😩
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@KatieBrittforAL “Katie. You in danger, girl.”
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@manman_305 @0sca7 Those are 35+ men and women. 😂😂
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@MissSassbox Not one lie told.
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@21metgala “3th”
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@destinicreams Calling Olivia Benson!!
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@mjhasnohoes @MeekMill Let him cook! 😂
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@Igottafigh64510 I started thinking to myself, what did they do to make him that mad.😂
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@notcapnamerica Definitely at the holleration in this dancery.
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@notcapnamerica You know - 👃🍬
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@itsavibe Was Cher in the building and is she ok?!
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@CLG98264897 It’s Reverend Leon Lonnie Love’s Church on 3rd.
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@ouibbyrose I stan Black Moms. They’ll kindly drag you for filth and still get a positive message to help others out.
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@MissSassbox Wait until the plants get their lick back.
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@RNB215 I’ve never seen a lotion make you ashier after use more than this.,
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How bout ‘Dem Boyz? BIRDS WIN. #FlyEaglesFly
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@Eat_Pray_Stocks @episodesent That’s because I AM. 😩🥺😭
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@donwill Keep this energy going until we’re healed.
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@DeepFriedToes_ “Shit stanky”
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@_airJordans_ That’s the uncle who lives at Big Mama’s house in the back room.
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