Okay guys so this topic is pretty deep so feel free to take a break every now and then because we are diving headfirst into the place called.
Parody twitter.
This place is so deep, it makes the mariana trench look pathetic in comparison.
Believe it or not captain underpants. That is the only thing i see on you search history remotely wrong. Good job bud. You've made my hope in humanity go up a tiny bit.
I have a feeling something strange will happen soon.
Like stranger than Bigfoot or the reason why my chocolate bar disappeared from the kitchen counter after i had just bought it from the store when i was 5
That's... 100... Iuhm.... Thank you guys. I really mean it. You guys are just as awesome as me. I mean it. Love you all platonically. Except for Azazel, that's romantically.
I'll tell you why i hate mortals so much. It's because i know if i find a good mortal who geniunely cares, likes me, fun to be around with and doesn't hate me, I'm going to see them die. And i know all that time i know them for would go by in a flash.
Dudes we've reached 400
I would do something to celebrate this acheivement almost on par with me starring in the hunger games but i am completely out of idea, like Netflix level out of ideas.
Hey we reached 500!
Thank you all for getting me this far.
Although my 500th follower is... The king of curses himself. Soo i'm a bit conflicted. And i have no ideas for 500.