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@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
8 years
Do you ever just get really thankful that you're existing at the same time queso dip is bc same
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@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
1 year
pls don’t text i’m trying to fight every other depressed queer person that lives in the midwest for chicago mitski tickets
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@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
8 years
@AthenaJoy14 @AryannaGourdin actually giraffes aren't endangered & it's legal to hunt them, although it is illegal to poach them.
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@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
4 years
Months ago our local leaders BEGGED for a declaration of emergency due to the pandemic, and you brushed them off, but suddenly now you listen?
@DougDucey
Doug Ducey
4 years
NOTICE: At the request of local leaders and in coordination with state and local law enforcement, I’m issuing a statewide Declaration of Emergency, with a curfew in place starting at 8:00 p.m. tonight and effective for one week. 1/
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@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
9 months
slow like honey, heavy with mood
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@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
8 years
@sleepthroat @bnfvd telling someone the should die Bc they don't have the same opinion as u isn't ok, we need each other's love so much rn
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@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
8 years
@sleepthroat @bnfvd this goes for everyone regardless of their political party saying hateful things to each other will only divide us more
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@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
7 years
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@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
8 months
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@anybodyshoots
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8 months
$1711.55 is way too expensive for a compact camera ..
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@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
1 year
he got out #SuccesionHBO
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@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
9 years
Didn't realize I was watching the Real Republicans of DC #sassy #DebateWithFFL @FFL_of_America
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@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
4 years
Chicago has some of the most strict gun laws in the nation, they are NOT an open carry state and yet he wasn’t arrested for literally breaking the law. This is what white privilege looks like.
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@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
7 months
my work crush and i finally admitted we both have feelings for each other !!! yearning is CANCELLED !! I NO LONGER FEEL INSANE !!! I AM FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!
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@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
3 years
abortion is the most radical act of self care that someone can do for themselves & their future. it’s an act of immense love.
@TEAFund
Texas Equal Access Fund
3 years
Abortions help people prioritize their families. Abortion is an act of love. Your donations directly support the people who call on us for help.
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@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
1 year
TWO THOUSAND PEOPLE AHEAD OF ME AND THE VENUE ONLY HOLDS FOUR THOUSAND ITS OVER FOR ME
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@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
9 months
every single taylor’s fan clowning around bc we thought we were getting rep tv but we got a BRAND NEW FUCKING ALBUM
@taylorswift13
Taylor Swift
9 months
All’s fair in love and poetry... New album THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT. Out April 19 🤍 📷: Beth Garrabrant
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@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
10 months
@anybodyshoots tell me why i disconnected and connected from my wifi 4 times thinking it was my phone 😭😭 someone give me some coffee
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@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
7 months
anyway,
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@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
8 months
shot a half a roll of gold thinking i had 400 iso film in, loaded ultramax and jammed the roll half way through, dropped my pentax lens cap and had to search for it in the snow…. ANYWAY IM HAVING SUCH A GREAT TIME THIS MORNING
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@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
6 months
spent the last month in a whose dick is bigger contest with a city inspector… AND I FUCKING WON !!!! we got occupancy!!!! we can open!!!! IM A FUCKING ART DIRECTOR!!!!
@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
7 months
passed 4/5 inspections and just need to pull permits to be reviewed for the final one. LFG!!!! huge W !!!
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@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
2 years
new lana del ray album, about to be the absolute worst version of myself for the next few months 💘💘
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@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
6 months
sundays are for long runs & homemade BEC !!!!!
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@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
7 months
BEC ON A SUNDAY????
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@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
5 years
Whoever said blondes have more fun has clearly never dyed their hair pink 🤪
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@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
1 year
yeah, i’m back bitches
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@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
1 year
shot a roll of film for the first time in over a month bc of ✨depression✨ everyone tell me that they’re proud of me
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@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
9 years
When your boyfriend breaks up w/you & instead of being sad you take back his Xmas gifts & go buy yourself some 😊
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@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
5 years
PLOT f u c k i n g TWIST: This man is not only 41 years old but HE IS MARRIED with 3 fucking children. What the actual hell. So in conclusion, men AINT fucking shit. Thanks for coming to my ted talk.
@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
6 years
Tonight I made out with a 36 year old at Big Dads and tbh I’ve found my niche, thx u next to all the college boys 😩💁🏼‍♀️
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@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
6 years
Tonight I made out with a 36 year old at Big Dads and tbh I’ve found my niche, thx u next to all the college boys 😩💁🏼‍♀️
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@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
5 years
Some call it a glow, I call it tequila.
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@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
6 years
Not to be dramatic or anything, but I’ve been eating healthy for almost 36 hours and my coworkers have had the audacity to order in pizza T W I C E, literally how fucking rude. I’m calling HR, assholes.
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@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
1 year
#TeamJavelina because we don’t need golf courses in a desert that has been in a long term drought since 1994 🤩🤩
@emcaseyturf
Em Casey
1 year
Come along with me on my carnage (I mean course) check this morning. What should be one of the most beautiful golf courses in the country is being destroyed by herds of javelina. If anyone has a contact in AZ state govt that can help us find a solution please pass it along.
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@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
7 months
everyone clap!!! finally dropped off 5 rolls of film to be developed !!! only took me one month!!! lmao
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@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
5 years
It’s 1pm on a Monday and I’m drunk... WHAT IT DO BABYYYYYYYYY
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@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
3 years
leaving an abusive relationship was not on my 2021 forecast but damn besties we did it.
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@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
5 years
“ I may never feel good again, and I’m fine with that, as long as I can be ok”. - @AmandaRosenberg I’m finally doin ok 💜
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@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
1 year
can’t talk rn doing hot girl shit
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@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
5 years
Y’all my “cute little midwestern accent” that I didn’t even know I had, just got me a job. I’m a Midwest girl for life. #iykyk
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@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
5 years
Starting off 2020 with Tom Brady not being in the super bowl... y’all my depression might have just been cured. 2020 the best year yet
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@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
3 years
how it started vs how it’s going
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@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
2 years
@DinicolaNicola me when my partner and i went to look at a local shop and the sales person only addressed my partner and then asked questions about me expecting my partner to answer for me 🤩 WITH ME RIGHT THERE. needless to say we didn’t buy bikes from them.
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@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
11 months
@anybodyshoots @ruff_prophet we have to stop looking at hobbies as ways to make money and look at them as things you enjoy spending time doing 😭 capitalism and the grind mindset has RUINED hobbies. spend money on things that bring you joy. period.
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@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
3 years
one year ago i moved into my one bedroom, first time i had ever lived alone. today im feelin a lot of emotions but im mostly just proud for making it through the last year.
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@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
8 months
my boss just asked me if i wanted to be the project manager on our artist co-op project in bevo mills… uh YEAH ACTUALLY I DO - the idea of creating a space that is afforable for local artists to display and sell their work to their communities ???? ya i’d do this for free tbh
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@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
5 years
Tequila doesn’t make my clothes fall off, it makes me text my exes and honestly idk what’s worse.
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@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
4 years
hi everyone just tried to cut my bangs to produce a single ounce of serotonin and IT FUCKINGWORKED hsgsuwiwvwkwi
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@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
11 months
today i went into the sewing studio with no idea what id make. three hours later and i had freehanded this bag 🥹
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@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
11 months
@RegimeCPA downtown is super dead but i’d highly suggest a condo or townhouse in tower grove park area (best part of the city according to this AZ transplant) stl majorly lacks in public transit though /: tons of lovely restaurants within the city! LOTS of diversity
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@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
7 months
don’t cheat. post the last picture of yourself 💘 (not a single person is allowed to comment on my hair bc my stylist has been on medical leave for 4 months and i am LOYAL to her🫶)
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@anybodyshoots
.gio🌿
7 months
don’t cheat. post the last picture of yourself
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@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
5 years
My love language is Baileys hot chocolate
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@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
5 months
new charlie xcx album and matty healy/gabriette engagement reveal. huge week for girls who have been suicidal since their preteens
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@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
5 years
It’s flu season bitches, drink your OJ.
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@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
6 years
Dating older men is so hard because 80% of our texts go “Work is good..... busy day.... thinking of you.... talk soon....” Like why so we need the extra “.....” at the end of every sentence. Someone help these men
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@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
6 years
I’m staying the night at a boys house on his couch (bc my house doesn’t have power) and he invited another girl over... so home boy is getting laid upstairs and I’m over here falling off the couch. GREAT. Clearly I’m thriving. :-))))))
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@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
4 years
Yo I really went my whole life thinking I hated bagels & cream cheese because of my eating disorder ( I could have carbs or dairy but never both & sure as heck not bacon ) and LET ME TELL YOU IM MAKING UP FOR LOST TIME BC THIS SHIT IS AMAZING ~ilysm u perfect angel food~
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@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
5 years
Hi I’m drunk in Seattle, that’s it. That’s the tweet.
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@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
6 years
Me : I’m just going to have one glass of wine and go to bed Also me: ok well I opened this bottle so I should probably drink the whole thing so it doesn’t go bad, I’m also going to text all of my Ex’s. Yes good plan madison. Goood plan
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@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
9 years
Hope my future hubby is working hard on his med school finals, I'll be busy on Pinterest finding dinners to make you. 💞💞
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@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
5 years
I’m ready to quit my job & become a food blogger 🥟🥢
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@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
5 years
Tacos and Tequila. That’s it. That’s the tweet.
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@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
2 years
@DinicolaNicola me : i’m thinking a hybrid - i want to be able to ride to/from work a few times a week roughly 7 miles roundtrip & to use it recreationally with my partner (who they had suggested hybrid / road bike to) salesmen: what about a nice cruiser for you, this one has a basket. me:
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@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
6 months
big win at work today, two former air bnb units being converted back to normal rental units in the gravois park neighborhood. love you stl city always & 4ever 💘
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@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
6 years
A boy just told me “it’s the perfect night for live music” It’s 32 degrees outside and we are supposed to get 6-8 inches of snow.... Midwest men are O F F I C I A L Y not for me.
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@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
5 years
Let me just remind y’all this was a SOLD OUT watch party at Enterprise, no team was ever on the ice. Y’all this city watched the victory from Busch Stadium on the big screen. You can’t tell me there was another city that wanted the cup as much as us. PLAY GLORIA BABYYYYY
@StLouisBlues
St. Louis Blues
5 years
Celebrate, STL! You’ve waited a long time for this. #WeAllBleedBlue #stlblues
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@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
3 years
im not saying my antidepressants aren’t working, but the season finale of #HandmaidsTale brought me the most happiness i have felt in weeks
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@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
5 years
PSA: blonde is back bitches 👸🏼
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@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
5 years
MY FAVORITE HUMANS ARE IN AZ THIS IS NOT A DRILL 💓💓
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@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
7 years
Things I left in 2017: - boys -Taco Bell ( bc they wouldn’t take my order at 3:02) - vodka cranberry Things I’m keeping in 2018: - jack in the box tacos bc they’re open 24/7 - tequila and sprite bc it’s a cheap marg - dancing w my ladies!!!
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@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
5 years
Got to the airport in time to slam down 3 whiskey cokes before my flight boarded, night night y’all.
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@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
3 years
@liturgicalgays and then somehow they become marriage counselors with absolutely zero certification or qualifications other than having read the Bible😀
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@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
8 years
@trevordalton01 @AthenaJoy14 @AryannaGourdin maybe you should have done yours?
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@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
6 years
Literally fuck me up !!! I AM READY TO CRY OVER EVERY BOYFRIEND I HAVE EVER HAD !!! 😩😩😩😩🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻
@alyandaj
Aly & AJ
6 years
March = New Era of Aly & AJ
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@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
5 years
Absolutely no one : Me: should I book this flight to Chicago because I’m sad & miss the Midwest!! Not a single soul: Me: Ok you talked me into it!! Hehehe
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@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
5 years
Got tipsy while I made chocolate chip cookies from scratch & watched Mulan. MY QUARANTINE DEPRESSION IS CURED :-)
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Madison Smith
5 years
Pizza. Ranch. Send tweet.
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@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
8 years
"One murder is too many" ok Hillary what about abortion that's murder yet you don't care because you're trying to get votes #DebateWithFFL
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@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
5 years
the guy I’ve been talking to sent me a FIDDLE LEAF FIG and I don’t even know how to respond bc I’ve never even received flowers from a guy let alone a whole ass plant so basically if y’all need me- don’t bc im in love
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@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
5 years
One like & I’ll come back to STL for Mardi Gras 🤪
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@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
6 years
Today I mobile ordered @Starbucks on my way to work, literally forgot that I ordered it until I parked at my work so then I had to drive to Starbucks, finally get back to my work parking lot... AND I FUCKING DROP IT UNDER MY CAR SPILLING IT EVERYWHERE.... is it Friday yet???
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@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
5 years
I’d also like it to be known I came home from a boys house this morning and my mother goes “are you doing the walk of shame” ma’am please stay in your lane because there’s no shame in what just happened, but also can you make me breakfast thx
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@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
5 years
I am so tired of my birth control making me depressed !!!!! I did not ask for this!!! This is fucking stupid!!!! I am exhausted !!! I want to cry 24/7 !!!!BUT HEY AT LEAST I WONT GET PREGNANT!!! Freakin wahooo with that one!!!
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@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
7 months
huge W for the girlies 💗 if there’s anyone who missed out on signing up and needs a roll i will personally send out 3 rolls to other women photographers!!!
@anybodyshoots
.gio🌿
7 months
one of the coolest parts of this “hometown summer” project is having almost 15 women photographers participating 🌿🎞️
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@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
7 months
ssri’s and sunshine babyyyyy!!! will to live is back!!!!! lfg!!!!
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@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
7 months
romanticizing my midwestern life by paying my $950 rent and then grabbing a sandwich from the bodega while i walk to the park where im going to spend the rest of the afternoon reading and drinking coke zero from my hydro flask
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@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
6 years
Literally no one: Me when I’m sad:
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@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
5 years
Working in healthcare means I go straight to work and straight home, to avoid spreading something I’m not aware I have. So if you’re continuing to go about your daily life without regard to the rest of humankind, you’re a fucking asshole. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.
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@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
5 years
I just took a DNA test and turns out I’m 100% CAPABLE OF MAKING MY DECISIONS ABOUT MY BODYYYYYYY 🗣🗣🗣 #AbortionIsAHumanRight
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@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
8 years
" Why are you single, you're so pretty" Me:
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@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
6 years
i am a T R E N D S E T T E R. Thank you very much 💁🏼‍♀️ #dadsonly
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@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
6 years
Just realized I have 5 more @BigDaddysEville Thursday nights before I transfer to @ASU and I’m getting emotional 😪😪
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@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
5 years
Due to a large amount of wine and self reflection, I am sorry to say that I will no longer be dating 30 year old engineers /: ill keep you all in my thoughts & in my therapy sessions. G bye.
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@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
4 years
why pay for therapy when a black bean quesarita & large baja blast from taco bell is only $4.98
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@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
5 years
Naming my first kid Binnington, boy or girl doesn’t matter, nothing less for our lord and savior 😩😭💙💛
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@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
5 years
Pretty sure my spray tan cured my depression, it really is over for you bitches.
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@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
6 years
We also love how sexy men’s butts look in baseball uniforms.
@AZurliene12
Austin Rizzard Zurliene
6 years
Girls don’t actually like the sport of baseball. They like nachos, beer, and taking pictures for Instagram.
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@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
5 years
The last 10 months were hard, I had a miscarriage, I moved across the country, I struggled with anxiety & depression, for the longest time I didn’t know if I was ever going to feel like myself again, it seemed like the bad days outnumbered the good.
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@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
6 years
Coworker: yeah I don’t like birth control because I don’t want to put those hormones in my body they’re toxic Me: yeah they’ve really helped me but to each their own!!!! Coworker 20 minutes later: yeah so last weekend when I did Coke..... Me: ???? Wait wtf ????
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@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
6 months
when someone shows me an easier way to do something in lightroom classic after i spent a whole week being confused and having two mental breakdowns while i tried to do the same thing in photoshop
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@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
5 years
Boys are stupid & tequila is gr8 !!!!
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@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
5 years
Favorite T-shirt I’ve owned for 3 years: ya idk if there’s any room for me to pack this, I’ll have to think about it Justin Bieber Cd I haven’t listened to in 8 years because of Spotify: THERES ABSOLUTELY NO WAY I CAN LEAVE THIS WORK OF ART THIS IS ALL I NEED TO PACK
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@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
7 years
I either have one margarita or I have a whole pitcher and get trashed there is no in between
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Madison Smith
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@Say_Drewitt
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8 months
Ima keep it hot. The margin of cute women photographers is slim to none 🙃
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@MaddieSmithh
Madison Smith
9 months
some tech bro is punching the air rn bc i just grabbed the greatest thrift find
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