NOTICE:
At the request of local leaders and in coordination with state and local law enforcement, I’m issuing a statewide Declaration of Emergency, with a curfew in place starting at 8:00 p.m. tonight and effective for one week. 1/
Chicago has some of the most strict gun laws in the nation, they are NOT an open carry state and yet he wasn’t arrested for literally breaking the law. This is what white privilege looks like.
my work crush and i finally admitted we both have feelings for each other !!! yearning is CANCELLED !! I NO LONGER FEEL INSANE !!!
I AM FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!
shot a half a roll of gold thinking i had 400 iso film in, loaded ultramax and jammed the roll half way through, dropped my pentax lens cap and had to search for it in the snow…. ANYWAY IM HAVING SUCH A GREAT TIME THIS MORNING
spent the last month in a whose dick is bigger contest with a city inspector… AND I FUCKING WON !!!! we got occupancy!!!! we can open!!!!
IM A FUCKING ART DIRECTOR!!!!
PLOT f u c k i n g TWIST:
This man is not only 41 years old but HE IS MARRIED with 3 fucking children. What the actual hell.
So in conclusion, men AINT fucking shit. Thanks for coming to my ted talk.
Not to be dramatic or anything, but I’ve been eating healthy for almost 36 hours and my coworkers have had the audacity to order in pizza T W I C E, literally how fucking rude. I’m calling HR, assholes.
Come along with me on my carnage (I mean course) check this morning. What should be one of the most beautiful golf courses in the country is being destroyed by herds of javelina. If anyone has a contact in AZ state govt that can help us find a solution please pass it along.
@DinicolaNicola
me when my partner and i went to look at a local shop and the sales person only addressed my partner and then asked questions about me expecting my partner to answer for me 🤩 WITH ME RIGHT THERE. needless to say we didn’t buy bikes from them.
@anybodyshoots
@ruff_prophet
we have to stop looking at hobbies as ways to make money and look at them as things you enjoy spending time doing 😭 capitalism and the grind mindset has RUINED hobbies. spend money on things that bring you joy. period.
one year ago i moved into my one bedroom, first time i had ever lived alone. today im feelin a lot of emotions but im mostly just proud for making it through the last year.
my boss just asked me if i wanted to be the project manager on our artist co-op project in bevo mills… uh YEAH ACTUALLY I DO - the idea of creating a space that is afforable for local artists to display and sell their work to their communities ???? ya i’d do this for free tbh
@RegimeCPA
downtown is super dead but i’d highly suggest a condo or townhouse in tower grove park area (best part of the city according to this AZ transplant) stl majorly lacks in public transit though /: tons of lovely restaurants within the city! LOTS of diversity
don’t cheat.
post the last picture of yourself 💘
(not a single person is allowed to comment on my hair bc my stylist has been on medical leave for 4 months and i am LOYAL to her🫶)
Dating older men is so hard because 80% of our texts go
“Work is good..... busy day.... thinking of you.... talk soon....”
Like why so we need the extra “.....” at the end of every sentence. Someone help these men
I’m staying the night at a boys house on his couch (bc my house doesn’t have power) and he invited another girl over... so home boy is getting laid upstairs and I’m over here falling off the couch. GREAT. Clearly I’m thriving. :-))))))
Yo I really went my whole life thinking I hated bagels & cream cheese because of my eating disorder ( I could have carbs or dairy but never both & sure as heck not bacon ) and LET ME TELL YOU IM MAKING UP FOR LOST TIME BC THIS SHIT IS AMAZING ~ilysm u perfect angel food~
Me : I’m just going to have one glass of wine and go to bed
Also me: ok well I opened this bottle so I should probably drink the whole thing so it doesn’t go bad, I’m also going to text all of my Ex’s. Yes good plan madison. Goood plan
@DinicolaNicola
me : i’m thinking a hybrid - i want to be able to ride to/from work a few times a week roughly 7 miles roundtrip & to use it recreationally with my partner (who they had suggested hybrid / road bike to)
salesmen: what about a nice cruiser for you, this one has a basket.
me:
big win at work today, two former air bnb units being converted back to normal rental units in the gravois park neighborhood. love you stl city always & 4ever 💘
A boy just told me “it’s the perfect night for live music”
It’s 32 degrees outside and we are supposed to get 6-8 inches of snow.... Midwest men are O F F I C I A L Y not for me.
Let me just remind y’all this was a SOLD OUT watch party at Enterprise, no team was ever on the ice. Y’all this city watched the victory from Busch Stadium on the big screen. You can’t tell me there was another city that wanted the cup as much as us. PLAY GLORIA BABYYYYY
Things I left in 2017:
- boys
-Taco Bell ( bc they wouldn’t take my order at 3:02)
- vodka cranberry
Things I’m keeping in 2018:
- jack in the box tacos bc they’re open 24/7
- tequila and sprite bc it’s a cheap marg
- dancing w my ladies!!!
@liturgicalgays
and then somehow they become marriage counselors with absolutely zero certification or qualifications other than having read the Bible😀
Absolutely no one :
Me: should I book this flight to Chicago because I’m sad & miss the Midwest!!
Not a single soul:
Me: Ok you talked me into it!! Hehehe
the guy I’ve been talking to sent me a FIDDLE LEAF FIG and I don’t even know how to respond bc I’ve never even received flowers from a guy let alone a whole ass plant so basically if y’all need me- don’t bc im in love
Today I mobile ordered
@Starbucks
on my way to work, literally forgot that I ordered it until I parked at my work so then I had to drive to Starbucks, finally get back to my work parking lot... AND I FUCKING DROP IT UNDER MY CAR SPILLING IT EVERYWHERE.... is it Friday yet???
I’d also like it to be known I came home from a boys house this morning and my mother goes “are you doing the walk of shame” ma’am please stay in your lane because there’s no shame in what just happened, but also can you make me breakfast thx
I am so tired of my birth control making me depressed !!!!! I did not ask for this!!! This is fucking stupid!!!! I am exhausted !!! I want to cry 24/7 !!!!BUT HEY AT LEAST I WONT GET PREGNANT!!! Freakin wahooo with that one!!!
huge W for the girlies 💗
if there’s anyone who missed out on signing up and needs a roll i will personally send out 3 rolls to other women photographers!!!
romanticizing my midwestern life by paying my $950 rent and then grabbing a sandwich from the bodega while i walk to the park where im going to spend the rest of the afternoon reading and drinking coke zero from my hydro flask
Working in healthcare means I go straight to work and straight home, to avoid spreading something I’m not aware I have. So if you’re continuing to go about your daily life without regard to the rest of humankind, you’re a fucking asshole. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.
Due to a large amount of wine and self reflection, I am sorry to say that I will no longer be dating 30 year old engineers /: ill keep you all in my thoughts & in my therapy sessions. G bye.
The last 10 months were hard, I had a miscarriage, I moved across the country, I struggled with anxiety & depression, for the longest time I didn’t know if I was ever going to feel like myself again, it seemed like the bad days outnumbered the good.
Coworker: yeah I don’t like birth control because I don’t want to put those hormones in my body they’re toxic
Me: yeah they’ve really helped me but to each their own!!!!
Coworker 20 minutes later: yeah so last weekend when I did Coke.....
Me: ???? Wait wtf ????
when someone shows me an easier way to do something in lightroom classic after i spent a whole week being confused and having two mental breakdowns while i tried to do the same thing in photoshop
Favorite T-shirt I’ve owned for 3 years: ya idk if there’s any room for me to pack this, I’ll have to think about it
Justin Bieber Cd I haven’t listened to in 8 years because of Spotify: THERES ABSOLUTELY NO WAY I CAN LEAVE THIS WORK OF ART THIS IS ALL I NEED TO PACK