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Kam 💕

@MadammeKam

2 years

Whenever I make my nephew a bottle, I enter the room like a bottle girl and my sister finally recorded it.

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Kam 💕

@MadammeKam

5 years

He took the clothes off his back and put it on this child and you’re calling him a mini crackhead? He is a father.

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Kam 💕

@MadammeKam

4 years

“A PUCHA PICHA ON MA MEERA”

𝓡𝓲.

@Euphoriann_

4 years

First song that comes to mind when you hear the name Fantasia?

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Kam 💕

@MadammeKam

4 years

WhatsApp aunties: “A water company in Africa doing illegalities were caught by a Christian worker. When they fired him, the man said ‘You have blood on your hands!’ Immediately the pipes burst flooding the compound with blood. Signs of the times, send this to 14 of your contacts”

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50,000 litres of wine down the drain in Spain

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Kam 💕

@MadammeKam

5 years

If mi stab him inna him neck is he dead or just visiting heaven?

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Kam 💕

@MadammeKam

4 years

How was the funeral? Jamaicans: “it did nice”

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Kam 💕

@MadammeKam

4 months

Lady Saw has always been a preacher in my eyes. When she said “Mi too rich fi argue wid bitch” I was MINISTERED to.

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Kam 💕

@MadammeKam

3 years

NOBODY!!: Jamaicans: “Guess who dead”

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Kam 💕

@MadammeKam

5 years

I’m drinking it. And you know what? I don’t fuckin look like this. I still look like a yam.

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@waytothickk

5 years

Drink your water 💦 👙

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Kam 💕

@MadammeKam

5 years

“You call me a bitch but a bitch is a female dog, dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are in nature and nature is beautiful so thanks for calling me beautiful”

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bomboclaat

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Kam 💕

@MadammeKam

5 years

I have to put this back on my TL.

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@Mathymdt

5 years

Jamaican men 😫🔥🔥

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Kam 💕

@MadammeKam

7 months

Idk but saying her hole fuck out yet your man STILL said it’s the best. There’s just no coming back.

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@stefflondon

7 months

DEAR DON’S, Friends & Pagans IF YOU ARE READY TO ATTEND MISS JADA ASHATI MURPHY’S FUNERAL TONIGHT. YOU MUST COMMENT “⚰️” 100k Times ⚰️🕊️🐣

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Kam 💕

@MadammeKam

2 years

“DAS LIKKA”

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Kam 💕

@MadammeKam

10 months

Nobody: A fornicating, adulterating SDA:

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@gvngyall

10 months

Pork nuh fi eat.

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Kam 💕

@MadammeKam

4 years

I would let him Wo in my Yoiii

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Kam 💕

@MadammeKam

5 years

I’ll let y’all borrow this for your exams too.

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Kam 💕

@MadammeKam

4 years

Look how mi black and nice

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Kam 💕

@MadammeKam

3 years

If your partner complains about one thing constantly, it obviously bothers them, so just fix it.

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Kam 💕

@MadammeKam

4 years

Sometimes unnu fi just suck some hood instead a chat fuckery

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Kam 💕

@MadammeKam

2 years

@anotherfitbro It’s my pretend heels 😅😅

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Kam 💕

@MadammeKam

4 years

I think you guys have no respect for Minister Marion Hall and her walk with Christ.

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Kam 💕

@MadammeKam

4 years

Tessanne was in her BAG with Hideaway

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Kam 💕

@MadammeKam

4 years

Why are their pictures being taken?

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@LoopJamaica

4 years

WATCH: Deportees arrive in Jamaica from UK

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Kam 💕

@MadammeKam

2 years

It’s besides the point, but I look hot.

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Kam 💕

@MadammeKam

2 years

Dumping the water on me aggressively as the ✨FINALE✨

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@planetj8an

2 years

if u never showered w a bucket then i cant trust U

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Kam 💕

@MadammeKam

2 years

You know, God forbid those students don’t make it, Jamaica wouldn’t do ntn enuh. Prime Minister would release a statement about being disheartened and then go Sandals go “grieve”.

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Kam 💕

@MadammeKam

3 months

Found wedding pictures of him while he was trying to work it out with me. Man said he didn’t know he was getting married. Him go church and them call him up a the altar so him go😭😭😭

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@MainDangerr

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Ladies what's the wildest lie a man ever told you??

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Kam 💕

@MadammeKam

5 years

Guys my little brother’s prom date cancelled on him today and the yute seh “how unfortunate, mi ago well cha cha and she ago well bored. Mi gone trim still”

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Kam 💕

@MadammeKam

10 months

My mom pulled out this national artifact and I haven’t seen a mosquito since actually 😂

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Kam 💕

@MadammeKam

2 years

You have big big nurse a mek $80,000jmd after taxes. I’ve seen a ward of 80male patients assigned to TWO nurses. DOS, DEUX!!! Yeah 40 man each. And yah gi dem 80 fuckin gran. And it never once occurred to unnu to increase the salary or give decent benefits.

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Kam 💕

@MadammeKam

5 years

A suh unnu provoke man and act surprised when them koof unnu

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Kam 💕

@MadammeKam

4 years

Now why my dumb ass thought a plane landed in hwt 💀

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Kam 💕

@MadammeKam

5 years

Jamaicans win again. Poochie name her mix breed mongrel Poochyena.

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Kam 💕

@MadammeKam

3 years

Damn, yall spent your day arguing with AAs? About the rules of tracks? A topic they heard about yesterday when unnu grow pan it from basic school? Respect yourselves my people.

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Kam 💕

@MadammeKam

1 year

Jamaicans, If you see this oil in your local supermarket. Need fi pay mi school fee, so I’d appreciate the purchase.

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Kam 💕

@MadammeKam

1 year

T I C K like when oats get cold My complexion >>>>> Yeah.

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@saveannah

3 years

quote this tweet with a picture of when you just KNEW your body was FIRE 🔥👀

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Kam 💕

@MadammeKam

8 months

Good morning Jamaicans, Do they still make Children’s Own?? Dying to read a “My Day as a Pencil” 😭😭😭😭

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Kam 💕

@MadammeKam

4 years

I’m off duty so don’t go drowning and shit ⛱

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Kam 💕

@MadammeKam

4 years

I hate seeing males on here tweeting dumb shit about women and you have some likkle chickenhead gyal under it a akikiki “Woiiiee aye come go round yah play too rough” 🥴🤪

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Kam 💕

@MadammeKam

2 years

@InTheNickATime 😂😂 I almost lit the room on fire with those. I’m not allowed 💀

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Kam 💕

@MadammeKam

3 years

Having flashbacks of that date when I had to change his tire cause he didn’t know how to 😭😭😭😭 Nigga said “love a girl that can do both” I was disgusted

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Kam 💕

@MadammeKam

2 years

I am probably a third class citizen at most in Jamaica. Tourists first, the upper echelons second and then me and mi dutty foot fren dem.

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@Free2bme44

2 years

@Rieka__riri Also consider the fact that you are a full human and not a second class citizen in your own country. That is worth something let me tell you.

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Kam 💕

@MadammeKam

5 years

The group of guys in front of me talking about anal and sucking pussy in patois not knowing I’m Jamaican. Ago randomly say Bomboclaat and shake dem up.

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Kam 💕

@MadammeKam

5 years

I want my wedding dress to have pockets so I can put skittles in there to share with my husband when the toast them a get too long and boring.

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Kam 💕

@MadammeKam

2 years

Americans saying her tweet is misleading because they aren’t aware that USD isn’t the only currency in the world.

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2 years

Restaurant Review: Korean Bbq at Pop Up Cartel. It's $8000 per person with a minimum of 2 people dining. It was an experience and i'm happy I did it once however for $16,000 my partner and I left hungry. What you're really paying for is the experience. I rate it 4/10

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Kam 💕

@MadammeKam

4 years

Dutty Bloodclaat Errol, come outta the man battyole and stop chat shit.

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Kam 💕

@MadammeKam

3 years

She’s a work of art, a masterpiece

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Kam 💕

@MadammeKam

2 years

Saying “Bunkideedos” when he slide it in >>>>

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@Terrizle

2 years

Foreign moaning >> Jamaican moaning

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Kam 💕

@MadammeKam

4 years

Can’t even lie, bagga bruk man mi meet weh live a portmore. At least Spain man dem rob people and spend pan yuh.

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Kam 💕

@MadammeKam

4 years

Are you trying to “All Hair Matters” the issue Charmaine?

Charmaine is Wright

@gocharms

4 years

@KemeshaSwaby My nephew, whose hair is straight, also experienced this struggle at high school in Mandeville. So not sure it’s totally a black issue.

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Kam 💕

@MadammeKam

1 year

The kids coming up ago change the country. Them nuh dark and fool like unnu.

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Kam 💕

@MadammeKam

4 years

Kick out yuh if you nuh man mascooooott (RAAAEEEEE)

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Kam 💕

@MadammeKam

6 years

Spice sing bout pussy and sex, shenseea sing bout pussy and sex (in literally every song she has) but y’all think one is more vulgar and classless? Why? (10mks)

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Kam 💕

@MadammeKam

7 months

Burners are not for hating. They’re for manic rants and porn. Everybody knows that.

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Kam 💕

@MadammeKam

5 years

I live here but I’m just here for the food.

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Kam 💕

@MadammeKam

3 years

Seriously, no other group of people encourage you to stay in abusive relationships like church people.

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Kam 💕

@MadammeKam

2 years

He was 7 feet tall, white and racist. Betta unnu did build one giant ackee.

Andrew Holness

@AndrewHolnessJM

2 years

As I participated in the unveiling of the official statue of the Rt. Excellent Sir Alexander Bustamante at the Hanover Parish Library, I took the opportunity to emphasize the deep legacy of Sir Alexander who is considered one of the pioneers of Independent Jamaica.

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Kam 💕

@MadammeKam

2 months

Many sex offenders (and criminals in general) migrate to Jamaica because they know it’s a country with no weighted laws in terms of them just coming and becoming a functioning member of society. Getting jobs, buying land, starting businesses, WORKING WITH CHILDREN. It’s scary.

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A man who got DEPORTED from Antigua for sex crimes, was able to transition normally back into society in Jamaica. We see now we have a massive, massive issue ????

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Kam 💕

@MadammeKam

4 years

If you find it funny that a young lady went to have sex with one male and was unaware or coaxed into having sex with multiple men, please block me right now.

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Kam 💕

@MadammeKam

3 years

It did Rough but mi Rougha

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Kam 💕

@MadammeKam

2 years

@Bassam_KE This is a threat

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Kam 💕

@MadammeKam

5 months

Mi see nuff man a trace pan the TL today. Back in my day unnu use to fight it out a bus park wid T-Square like real men.

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Kam 💕

@MadammeKam

5 years

This tweet made me realize how dumb some of you are on here. “It’s not that deep”. Duhh dummy, didn’t you play with toys too?

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Kam 💕

@MadammeKam

2 years

Jamaica, would appreciate a little sale if you see these products in Sovereign Center (liguanea), Lee’s Food Fair (red hills) or Joong’s in Portmore. Coming to Shopper’s Fair soon. 📍Signal Boost‼️

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Kam 💕

@MadammeKam

5 years

You cyaa tell them man yah wah fi do

🥥🌴 Kamala coconut tree

@leonahdoe

5 years

Stop sucking dicks for outfits

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Kam 💕

@MadammeKam

1 year

YUH WEAH. Education & Health minister

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@j4heimm

1 year

I feel like we should all claim what Jamaican reaction video we are

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Kam 💕

@MadammeKam

6 months

@thatsreallyj No offense taken. The answer is Money. With the exchange rate, the dollar is stronger so we can fund families, businesses and real estate in our home country easier based off that alone. The desire to Make money is stronger than somebody calling me a black bitch.

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Kam 💕

@MadammeKam

5 years

That’s why I DM married men. They tryna be low key so they won’t expose me.

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Kam 💕

@MadammeKam

4 years

Jamaica has too many homophobic homosexuals.

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Kam 💕

@MadammeKam

4 years

Popcaan quoting scripture just show seh as much as him troll Miss Rhona, he listens to her cause mi feel like a she preach that to him one day and it just stick with him.

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Kam 💕

@MadammeKam

3 years

This is my favorite “Vaccines for Dummies” video

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Kam 💕

@MadammeKam

6 years

Dear Future Husband, I never know what I want to eat. Ever. Sincerely, Tight pussy Future Wife.

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Kam 💕

@MadammeKam

5 months

Wow, I’m so pretty 😍

Ty | The Marketing Bully

@MarketingBully_

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What’s that picture that makes you say “wow, I’m so pretty!!” 👀👀

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Kam 💕

@MadammeKam

5 years

I remember one night I was sleeping with my grandma and I woke up and saw somebody standing over her so I woke her up and she got up and it followed her out the room. Tell me why grandma threw rice outside and come back come tell me seh them did hungry. Girl mi nah come back here

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Kam 💕

@MadammeKam

4 years

It’s the 5 A’s in a panoramic while working full time for me

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Kam 💕

@MadammeKam

5 years

Unnu big tough terbits were 9 in 2010? What?

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Kam 💕

@MadammeKam

5 years

“Wah kinda crab toe writing this yah gi the teacha?”

Maybe: Jacoby

@Getthebagcoach

5 years

“Don’t boil me I can do your taxes for you”

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Kam 💕

@MadammeKam

4 years

I dare you to unhear it

razzle dazzle dream weave🇹🇹🧜🏽‍♀️

@bkbusy718

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😭

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Kam 💕

@MadammeKam

2 years

You can literally commit any crime in Jamaica and get away with it. All you have to do is promise the police a box food. The prime minister won’t even know and the security minister is asleep somewhere.

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Kam 💕

@MadammeKam

5 years

My nipple piercings woulda get stuck inna mi belt buckle

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Kam 💕

@MadammeKam