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Machala of FCT🦅

@Machala_D

6 hours

100k that you hustled by yourself last longer than 20m gifted to you.

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Machala of FCT🦅

@Machala_D

20 days

@Wizarab10 What you did was absolutely wrong cos did you want to inflict minimal damage on his mouth? Didn't you see 2 by 2 plank to use and rearrange his face😭😭😭

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Machala of FCT🦅

@Machala_D

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@Wizarab10 Before I was an advocate for not giving a fück about my partner's phone until my best friend went through his girlfriend's phone who their wedding was in less than 6 months only to discover that this girl had sex with someone on her birthday for 50k. What will burst your bubble

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Machala of FCT🦅

@Machala_D

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@rollythecreat0r @Wizarab10 Then invest in a business not love

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Machala of FCT🦅

@Machala_D

1 month

@instablog9ja Some people have gone through a lot with you and have 60% shares of the car you bought with your own money and there's absolutely nothing you can do about it😭😂😂

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Machala of FCT🦅

@Machala_D

20 days

@OneJoblessBoy Can we be honest with Seun Kuti and tell him we don't listen to his songs but we only know him as Fela' son. Personally I've never listened to any of your sons tbvh😫😫😫

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Machala of FCT🦅

@Machala_D

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@_AsiwajuLerry Some people have done all the stuff you've mentioned there but still they haven't made it😭😭

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Machala of FCT🦅

@Machala_D

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@yabaleftonline I totally disagree with this point. I know of a girl who in her early 20s had a lot of suitors who were begging to get married to her but she always told them she wasn't ready for marriage. She was a very good girl. She got married at the age of 32 because she furthered her

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Machala of FCT🦅

@Machala_D

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@Naija_PR The Lord that did it for them will do it for us inshallah 🙏😫😫

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Machala of FCT🦅

@Machala_D

25 days

@yabaleftonline Some of these girls don't know that there's so many underground work that goes on for a wedding to be successful. Most of these groomsmen are the ones that stop the grooms ex from gaining access into the wedding and they are the ones who know who will want to cause trouble

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Machala of FCT🦅

@Machala_D

20 days

@Wizarab10 It's quite bad that some guys are legitly dating hoes who stand on the street in the evening without knowing. Even you reading this comment might be dating a hook up babe without knowing and you're already making plans of taking her home this December. Bro read the signs please🙏

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Machala of FCT🦅

@Machala_D

21 days

If STDs are only sexually transmitted how did the first person get infected?

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Machala of FCT🦅

@Machala_D

22 days

@Wizarab10 Sis has been dicktimized😭😭😭 Remember you can't eat your cake and have it. The guy that gave you good fuck will definitely break your heart once you break up with your boyfriend. But it's your life so do what pleases you sis

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Machala of FCT🦅

@Machala_D

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@instablog9ja I can believe you have never shaved your armpit but I disagree with the private part. Seeing is believing though

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Machala of FCT🦅

@Machala_D

1 month

@Wizarab10 If you are here for comment please indicate so I can provide you with a very comfortable chair.

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Machala of FCT🦅

@Machala_D

22 days

@Naija_PR What if the Dad breaks your heart too?

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Machala of FCT🦅

@Machala_D

26 days

"If the soap touch your neck and chest you will have only one week to live so make sure you don't wash your neck with it" 😫😂

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Machala of FCT🦅

@Machala_D

20 days

Allow somebody to love you. You're getting old. I'm talking to you. Don't skip my post🙄

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Machala of FCT🦅

@Machala_D

8 days

"Grace, why did you laugh when they said I am ugly?"😂😂❤️

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Machala of FCT🦅

@Machala_D

1 month

Does the planet get heavier each time a new building is erected? 🤔

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Machala of FCT🦅

@Machala_D

9 days

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade . Then add vodka 😂😂.

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Machala of FCT🦅

@Machala_D

27 days

When do you realize that you're truly in love?

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Machala of FCT🦅

@Machala_D

22 days

Be aware of friends that will buy a car and not buy for you.

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Machala of FCT🦅

@Machala_D

24 days

@yabaleftonline Since y'all too scared to say it I'ma help y'all say it. Am I the only one who thinks they are ugly or it's the camera that made their faces look like trapezium 😭

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Machala of FCT🦅

@Machala_D

19 days

It's Friday, take out 300k from your savings and enjoy yourself this weekend. You sef don try

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Machala of FCT🦅

@Machala_D

28 days

If they accept "in kind" as a mode of payment for flight tickets, which country will you travel to?

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Machala of FCT🦅

@Machala_D

16 days

If we cooperate and say today is Saturday, who will beat us?

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Machala of FCT🦅

@Machala_D

8 days

@abazwhyllzz Me and you reading this comment we have not seen it but let's pretend like we've seen😫😂

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Machala of FCT🦅

@Machala_D

8 days

@_AsiwajuLerry Oliver twist by D'banj. That song would have blówn the internet

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Machala of FCT🦅

@Machala_D

15 days

Happy Independence Day Nigeria. As Nigeria turns 64 years today should we be celebrating?If your answer is yes, What should we be celebrating?

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Machala of FCT🦅

@Machala_D

22 days

@Wizarab10 You don too masturbate now your sperm don finished that's why blood is coming out 😭😭

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Machala of FCT🦅

@Machala_D

14 days

What are some personal boundaries that you feel are important to uphold in a relationship?

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Machala of FCT🦅

@Machala_D

1 month

@mirexmoses You'll pour sand on it and continue 😫😂

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Machala of FCT🦅

@Machala_D

2 months

What's your excuse for being single?

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Machala of FCT🦅

@Machala_D

13 days

As a girl, if you don't have at least 1 million in your account you have no reason to be in a relationship.

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Machala of FCT🦅

@Machala_D

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Seems am the only one who rather spend 30 mins finding the perfect emoji to avoid having an actual conversation😭😭😭

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Machala of FCT🦅

@Machala_D

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Do soulmates exists or they are made??

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Machala of FCT🦅

@Machala_D

1 month

Signs of rich people on WhatsApp; ~they don't have profile pictures. ~turned off read receipt. ~don't upload status Add yours 😂

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Machala of FCT🦅

@Machala_D

2 months

If your guy doesn't get hard by seeing you then he belongs to the streets ngl

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Machala of FCT🦅

@Machala_D

11 days

Side chick to side chick :🤔

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Machala of FCT🦅

@Machala_D

8 days

@Wizarab10 Just forget the marriage part cos me and you know say you just want chop clean mouth 🙄😂

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Machala of FCT🦅

@Machala_D

21 days

@yabaleftonline They really showed Dangote shege and he has been ranting like Man City after their match with Arsenal. This one touch Dangote wella

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Machala of FCT🦅

@Machala_D

14 days

Is ghosting a Valid breakup method?🤔

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Machala of FCT🦅

@Machala_D

1 month

Whatever you do, keep moving. If you can't walk, crawl. And when you can't crawl, roll.

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Machala of FCT🦅

@Machala_D

21 days

@UTDTrey Y'all need to understand that no team in the world right now can play Manchester City with 10 men for 45 minutes and get a draw. Not even Real Madrid

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Machala of FCT🦅

@Machala_D

26 days

Wake up with gratitude🙏, live with intention 😇. Don’t forget to do something today that your future self will thank you for .

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Machala of FCT🦅

@Machala_D

11 days

Why do single girls prefer to date married men instead of single guys?

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Machala of FCT🦅

@Machala_D

28 days

I earn a monthly salary of 140k. How much should I give my girlfriend each month?

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Machala of FCT🦅

@Machala_D

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HOW TO SURVIVE IN ABUJA 1. Have money 2. Know people that have money and connections 3. Don't fall in Love 4. Know the difference between Galadima/Galadimawa. Gwagwa/Gwagwalada. Airport Rd/Airport junction. Jabi/Jahi etc. 5. Stay away from Gwarinpa boys 6. Take no. 3&5 seriously

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Machala of FCT🦅

@Machala_D

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@Vawulen83430283 @Wizarab10 Patience is a virtue so they say 😆

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Machala of FCT🦅

@Machala_D

23 days

Precious for the last time, where did you spend your weekend?

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Machala of FCT🦅

@Machala_D

1 month

This is a gentle reminder that you are doing great and things will get better with time. If you believe hit the like button.

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Machala of FCT🦅

@Machala_D

1 month

Do you know: Blue whales are so big, that a human can swim through their largest veins and arteries.

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Machala of FCT🦅

@Machala_D

2 months

In all thy doing make money. E get why.

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Machala of FCT🦅

@Machala_D

1 month

Sir, some people still have money and are buying full tank of fuel. Please work on it😂

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Machala of FCT🦅

@Machala_D

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@Wizarab10 Absolutely. Any reward gotten from kindness should be seeing as a bonus

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Machala of FCT🦅

@Machala_D

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@Wizarab10 I feel your pain bro. I had similar experience and the funny part was that this guy was nothing to write home about and when I found out I told her it was over. Now can someone tell me why they always beg cos are u begging cos I caught u are u r begging for putting it back when

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Machala of FCT🦅

@Machala_D

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Oya take this mic and tell me why you sef never marry🥰

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Machala of FCT🦅

@Machala_D

10 days

Another day to remind y'all that God does not Exit. I said what I said😤

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Machala of FCT🦅

@Machala_D

1 month

If you are mistakenly taken to a psychiatrist's hospital, how will you prove to them you are not mad? 🤔

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Machala of FCT🦅

@Machala_D

29 days

Imagine you were the President of Nigeria for one week. What would you do differently?

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Machala of FCT🦅

@Machala_D

1 month

If you could possess superpowers, which ones would you choose?

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Machala of FCT🦅

@Machala_D

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@Zikamnyamane Bro in his head😭

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Machala of FCT🦅

@Machala_D

1 month

Life is short!! Don't be lazy.

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Machala of FCT🦅

@Machala_D

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@MikaelCBernard A claim to sing about reality but when it's time to hit the streets and prótest he is no where to be found. Is that who you guys call freedom fighter? Freedom fighter my a$$

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Machala of FCT🦅

@Machala_D

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Girls who have one boyfriend 😤

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Machala of FCT🦅

@Machala_D

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@falzthebahdguy Will Bob be coming on stage?

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Machala of FCT🦅

@Machala_D

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What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? 🐄🎸 A moo-sical band! 🎶😂

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Machala of FCT🦅

@Machala_D

2 months

The feminist leaving when it's time to pay bills😭😭

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Machala of FCT🦅

@Machala_D

1 month

Apart from people who sit in the front seat of public vehicles and iPhone users which other set of people behave like they've made it in life?

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Machala of FCT🦅

@Machala_D

10 days

I'm I the only one who sometimes doesn't truly listen but wait to respond?😫😂

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Machala of FCT🦅

@Machala_D

26 days

@Oloni Nigga tweet more than the rest of the users😫😫

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Machala of FCT🦅

@Machala_D

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@ucezeh080697 @Wizarab10 You'll have to find a way. She's your partner and she's always with you.

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Machala of FCT🦅

@Machala_D

1 month

Nothing is impossible. Overtaking Elon Musk is possible 🤝

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Machala of FCT🦅

@Machala_D

1 month

Who else is secretly impressed by themselves for doing the bare minimum today? 🙋‍♂️ Let's give ourselves a round of applause for adulting 👏

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Machala of FCT🦅

@Machala_D

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@Wizarab10 These kind of women are not the type to be with in the first place and if cos of Konji you find yourself with them then please wear like 3 comdoms

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Machala of FCT🦅

@Machala_D

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@_AsiwajuLerry Chelsea will soon fall back to reset settings man and you know it

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Machala of FCT🦅

@Machala_D

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@Wizarab10 They say wàr is easier to start but difficult to end and this applies to séx too. There's no way this will end here cos she might want to have séx with you again and if you refuse blackmail will step in. If you wanted to marry her daughter you should have had séx with her mother

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Machala of FCT🦅

@Machala_D

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@abazwhyllzz Make them look for that guy for ashawó house. That guy and a$hawo na 5&6

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Machala of FCT🦅

@Machala_D

1 month

@Homiebishop @instablog9ja Poor boy that's it's extractor you're calling TV 😭😭

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