Renowned Socialite, wife of Mr Indravadan Sarabhai. My son Sahil is a Doctor and Rosesh is a poet. Unfortunately my daughter-in-law Monisha is very middle class
#WATCH
| Actress Rupali Ganguly joins BJP at the party headquarters in Delhi
She says, "...When I see this 'Mahayagya' of development, I feel that I should also take part in this...I need your blessings and support so that whatever I do, I do it right and good...''
Did anyone say
#SantoorMomsTwitter
?
Well, just to clarify, I dont use anything less than La’octaine products. Santoor is just cosmetically middle class.
My Rosesh’s poem on
#FathersDay
जिन्होंने मेरे patience को है हमेशा नापा
वो हैं पापा वो हैं पापा
जो मेरी poem सुनकर खो देते हैं अपना आपा
वो हैं पापा वो हैं पापा
#HappyFathersDay
A very happy birthday to my dear son
@sumrag
. I wish I could throw him a lavish lunch at the Zodiac Bistro but Monisha had planned of Udupi restaurant. Thank God the
#Lockdown
saved us from her ridiculously middle class plan.
If
#PriyankaGandhi
wants, she can shift to my South Delhi bungalow. I anyway use it for my cocktail party visits only.
Shhh Monisha, hum unse kiraya nahi lenge beta. And please call it ‘rent’. Kiraya is just so small townishly middle class.
Monisha, please dont say ‘Sale lagai hai’.
To raise money for PETA, we are auctioning some items on a cocktail party - my Burberry alligator purse, python shawl, mink coat, leather jackets, belts, ivory decorations etc.
Abhishek, "Cult" aur "Kalti" mein bohot farak hai.. Ye jo dekh rahe ho vo "cult" hai,indian batsmen ne jo kiya usey "Kalti" kehte hai..
For non mumbaikars "Kalti Maarna" matlab "Gaayab hona"
Monisha beta, tum ek reception party kyu nai throw karti?
After all, tumhare kitchen me aaj do cockroaches ne shadi jo ki hai. Maine dekha kaise gas k aaspass phere laga rahe the dono.
#DirtyKitchen
#HowMiddleClass
!! 🔫🔫🔫
#fridaymorning
Now that Diwali is done, Monisha is busy packing all the used decoration materials and gift items to recycle next year. How categorically middle class.
Sarita is throwing a lavish Diwali party with Mughlai chicken,bluefin tuna,lobster frittata & Hyderabadi biryani. Separate menu for vegetarians like us.
But we are having no crackers because noise pollution is so harmful for animals.
When I was picking up clothes on Monisha’s sofa one by one (with utter contempt of course), she asked “Mummyji ap kuch dhund rahi hai? Have u lost something?”
I HAD to reply:
Monisha, could you please say “stubborn as a bitch’s tail” or “obstinate rascals” or “obdurate varmints”. This kutte ki duum is totally sadakchap.
#ChineseVirus19
At least Nidhi Razdan got duped by Harvard.
Monisha got duped by har bartan wali who gave her a steel bowl for my designer blouses. Ah, how scatterbrained-ly middle class.
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What happens with
#ParleG
in a cup of tea in 5 seconds is exactly what happens to my patience with Monisha in the same time. (& btw I eat cookies and not such tremendously middle biscuits)
Mahua, If you wanted to engage in expletives and profanity, you could have uttered words like brute, rogue, weasel, mudblood etc. This ‘Harami’ is so fish market pedestrian.
Monisha! Celebrating #मकर_संक्रांति with तिलगुड़ घ्या गोड़गोड़ बोला is so middle class.
Can’t you say
#HappyMakarSankranti
by sharing chocolate gajak, low sugar sesame balls and peanut-rolls with caramelized jaggery?
Monisha is blabbering, “Are mummyji, ye to Maganlal ki Chikki hai”
God! Can’t she say peanut jaggery crispies instead? How unimaginatively middle class!!
Me, Sarita and group have prepared placards saying “No vote for BJP”
Indravadan just put a comma on all of them and they now say “No, vote for BJP”
How mischievous!!!
#LokasabhaElection2024
When I asked who do you think may win the
#election
, Sahil opined it might be
#Biden
, but Monisha answered, “Mummyji Tejasvi Yadav pe laga lo sau sau ki”
How politically middle class!
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Monisha, maine Simple Kapadia k exclusive blueberry scented candles nikal k rakhe the. Ye 5 Rupaye k mitti k diye jalana jaruri tha wo bhi sarso k tel k sath? How categorically middle class.
#9
बजे9मिनट
Monisha beta, Lockdown k baad Harappa and Mohenjodaro ki tarah tumhara ghar bhi shayad excavate karna padega agar tum sofa pe yu hi padi rahi to. Kitni dhool jam gai hai beta. 🔫🔫
#आज_भारत_बंद_है?
Monisha ka kaam to hamesha hi band rahta hai. Sofa pe kapde pade rahte hai. Magazines neeche zameen par. Cushion dining table par milta hai. Wardrobe me bartan rakhe hote hai. Aur Locker me grocery.
#WorldHeritageDay
pe Monisha ke refrigerator ko heritage site kyu nahi declare kar dete. Sare expired products sambhal k rakhe hai. How archeologically middle class.
Monisha is so interested ki Modiji ne AIIMS me
#Covaxin
lene k paad extra cotton balls aur blood test wali extra khali bottle mangi ki nahi? Heeng rakhne kaam ayegi. How medically middle class !! 🔫🔫🔫
#5baje5minute
I had got this 12th century antique chime jiski awaaj itni sophisticated hai ki its almost music. Why did Monisha ruin it with her steel ki thaali and chammach peetne wali horrible noise? How accoutically middle class.
Monisha advises couple to get married on
#LeapDay
of
#LeapYear
. Because “haila! Char saal me sirf ek hi baar gift ka kharcha! Teen saal ki bachat”
How periodically middle class
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I have cancelled plans to Leaning Tower of Pisa because of
#coronavirus
but Monisha has cancelled her plans of going to Khandala. How geographically middle class.
#Biden
wins and the bell rings
Tring Tring Tring Tring
Trump claims he is still the king
Kamala aunty has got the wings
& here she flies zing zing zing zing
- My Rosesh’s poem on
#USElection
I wanted to stage an online dharna against
#Kangana
house demolition. But my own flat is in Cuff Parade and I do not wish to pick a fight with
#BMCMumbai
.
#DeathOfDemocracy
I have ordered Manish Malhotra’s carefully crafted designer masks for
#CoronaCrisis
Monisha ki tarah nahi ki chunni ka scarf bandha aur chal diye kahi bhi. How traditionally middle class.
Rosesh wrote a new poem for me which I wanna share with you all.
खर खर खुर खुर खर खर खारी
Momma लगती है प्यारी प्यारी
सारे जग में सबसे न्यारी
World best है उनकी सारी
खर खर खुर खुर खर खर खारी
Awwww. My baby. 😍
You know Sarupa, Mrs. Thadani of 25th floor is divorcing her husband. Actually last month Mr. Thadani went to Italy and now Mrs. Kapoor of 17th floor is diagnosed with
#COVID19
Alimony is being discussed in their Juhu Farm House in quarantine period.
Now that we are getting rid of Chinese products, I so wish Monisha was born in China.
#HindiCheeniByeBye
But at least I get to throw away most of her household decorations.
#BoycottChina
My Rosesh’s latest poetic endeavour:
News dene me karte hai घाई
Fake news ko welcome aur Real ko Bye
In k rumours se hote hai log die
The one and only
#rajdeepsardesai
Kunal Kamra ki jagah Monisha pe case hona chaiye. Wo joke nahi, “chutkula” sunati hai. Cotton mask ko wash kar k recycle karti hai. Sanitizer khatam hone pe bottle me sabun ka pani bharti hai. Girte huye balo k guchche hall me hi fek deti hai etc etc.
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The best thing about Lockdown is that Jasmin is still in Kathaiwad away from Rosesh. Otherwise kahti “We will do live-ins in our own insides insides only. So when Govt has locked our downs, don’t go outsides else corona will be on our backsides.”
That is why I advise never to shop with Monisha. Usi ne dilwai hogi. “Daddy ji, raste ka maal saste me. 2 pairs k sath ek pair aur extra box free free free” How middle class🔫🔫🔫
#HUSHPUPPY
bought 3 pairs of formal shoes a yr ago from Bandra linking Rd. D brown one shedded it’s sole in pieces leaving an embarrassing trail behind in a party.I m very very disappointed with the product
My schedule for today
-Brunch at Swarupa’s jewellery exhibition
- Followed by bridge and poker at Numbani’s
-Protest at Bombay Club showing solidarity for JNU students’ fee hike.
- Dinner at Malhotra’s birthday bash.
Jasmin - “Maayamasi, didnt I tolds you? That dick-taker
#KimJongUn
is alive-in and is taking breathes of oxygen takatak-ly. Khot naat kahti”
Is k English teacher ko hum North Korea kyu nahi bhej dete?
My Rosesh penned tgese beautiful lines:
Socha tha Monisha bhabhi ne
Bazar se lengi dhaniya free
Kise pata tha Govt karegi announce
Ho gaya
#lockdownextension
aa gya
#Lockdown3
My baby😍😍
Monisha has taken the print out of
#DabbooRatnaniCalendar
models from social media and pasted them on Kalnirnaya panchang. Because “itne paise kaun waste karega mummyji”
How almanacly middle class! 🔫🔫🔫
Hiiii Sarita!!
Guess who is coming to town? Mrs. Kapadia told me we might have a new member Sagarika in our club. She is leaving Delhi for good as her husband quit India Today to join a political party in Goa. Yes, we have a new venue for spring party now.