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#Horror | #Metal | #Memes | Eternally TAKEN & OWNED by @ethereal_dirge โค๏ธ๐Ÿ–ค NO DM!

Denver, CO
Joined December 2018
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MandieMortem
2 years
Just want to post about the most amazingly wonderful and sexy man in my life. @ethereal_dirge is by far the love of my life. I am his in every conceivable way, just as he is MINE. Iโ€™m blessed beyond measure to have his love and I thank God constantly for it. Iโ€™m forever his. ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅฐ
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2 years
Have you ever had this?
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Who else did this slightly traumatize back in the 1900โ€™s?
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@justasisterfro2 I mean Crocs dude had it coming
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2 years
Have you ever used dial up internet?
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1 year
Happy Birthday to me! ๐ŸŽ‚ ๐Ÿฅณ
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@RachelGlickler Was married for 16 years previously. Not once did he ever make or go pick out a cake for me despite the countless years I made sure he had one or at least something. Only person who did that was my Momma. RIP.
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2 years
Mic drop ๐ŸŽค
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3 years
๐Ÿ‘€ Thatโ€™s the oddest dresser Iโ€™ve ever seen.
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5 years
You see this in your living room. What you doing?
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4 years
Sober from drugs 2 years and 5 months. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป
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3 years
And Iโ€™m 100% comfortable with that
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2 years
Did you ever get to go to a Toys R Us while they were still in business?
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3 years
Do you watch Horror movies with the lights off or are you a scaredy cat? Meeeeeow!
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2 years
Good Lordโ€ฆ.
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5 years
Whatโ€™s your Gothic Sign? Tell me below! ๐Ÿ‘‡ Brought to you by @VendettaGaming9
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3 years
DROP A GIF OF ONE OF YOUR FAVORITE HORROR MOVIES!๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿป
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3 years
Iโ€™m not eating here.
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3 years
I ๐Ÿค this photo of you. RIP Mom.
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This morning we had to say goodbye to our sweet and beautiful little Scriff. Sheโ€™s been my shadow and best friend for nearly 12 years. I rescued her as a baby but honestly she rescued me with her love and loyalty. I am heartbroken. I miss her so damn much. Iโ€™m not okay. RIP baby.
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3 years
Which do you like best? I pick C!
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2 years
(1991) What do you think of this movie, people?
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4 years
Please pray for my mom. Sheโ€™s pretty sick and got her results back today that she is positive for Covid.
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2 years
Do you know how to use one of these?
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3 years
Iโ€™d literally rather have someone buy me food, horror movies, and weed over diamonds or other more expensive things.
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5 years
#DiscontinuedHotPockets This one will always be boss.
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2 years
Blasphemous confession: Iโ€™ve never seen Hellraiser. ๐Ÿ‘€
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2 years
If youโ€™re old enough to have experienced video stores when they were still around, what was the one you frequented named?
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2 years
How many of you actually eat the fortune cookie? ๐Ÿฅ 
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11 months
Dear Wal-Mart, who the hell would want these?!
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3 years
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5 years
Name a kidโ€™s movie that freaked you out as a kid and drop a gif of it if there is one. Hereโ€™s mine. ๐Ÿ‘€
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5 months
You know, I know Iโ€™m overweight. Iโ€™m plus size. Itโ€™s no oneโ€™s fault but mine. PCOS doesnโ€™t help but still, my fault. I did lose 50 pounds. Iโ€™m proud of that. Iโ€™ve always been self conscious about my size but not really anymore. I have a decent looking figure for my weight.
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2 years
Is Shudder worth getting?
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3 years
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5 years
Getting about tired of people calling me fat. I may be overweight but at least my soul isnโ€™t ugly. That shit is hard to fix. I can lose weight. ๐Ÿ–•
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4 years
Going to be serious here a moment. I want you to be honest. How many of you suffer from intense feelings of loneliness some days even though you have good, caring people in your life and you rationally know you arenโ€™t alone? I need to know this....
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3 years
Which of these homes would you choose to live in?
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3 years
๐Ÿคช
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4 years
This is what living with an autoimmune disease that can never be cured is like everyday. My whole life Iโ€™ve been ashamed & did my best to keep this secret. Iโ€™m done doing that now. I was born with this & itโ€™s not something I can help. I understand if I lose followers #psoriasis
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5 years
My 16 year old sister just asked me โ€œWhatโ€™s Metallica?โ€ ๐Ÿ˜ณ
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MandieMortem
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๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ–คMORTEM๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ–ค
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4 years
I might watch Scrooged for the first time tonight. What do ya say? ๐Ÿค”
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5 years
#ICantSleepBecause my damn brain never slows down!
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5 years
Awww my mom surprised me with cake! My fat rolls are happy! ๐Ÿ˜๐ŸŽ‚
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4 years
Guys, be honest, do you name your penises?
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5 years
Name 3 Comedy movies you love! Hereโ€™s a few of mine. 1. The Wedding Singer 2. The Money Pit 3. Pineapple Express
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What do you call this where youโ€™re from?
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5 years
If someone gave you $100,000 would you take it if the only stipulation is you had to wear a fanny pack for an entire year? Iโ€™m talking during sex, in public, everywhere!
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2 years
Can you see this tweet? ๐Ÿค”
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2 years
Who likes breakfast for dinner? ๐Ÿค”
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@RachelGlickler Itโ€™s okay. Iโ€™m with a great guy now who has cooked me dinner on plenty occasion, makes me tea and is considerate of my feelings and needs. Iโ€™m blessed. ๐Ÿฅน
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MandieMortem
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๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€No matter who we are, we all end up dead.~Mandie Mortem๐Ÿ’€
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3 years
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3 years
Iโ€™d love a quilt made entirely of squares that are Horror movie covers from the 80โ€™s and 90โ€™s!
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MandieMortem
5 years
My top 3 favorite male actors are 1. Christian Bale 2. Keanu Reeves 3. Tom Hardy What are yours?
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2 years
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4 years
If you are interested in videos about cold cases & true crime, check out my channel sometime. Mandie Mortem via @YouTube
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5 years
Note to all men: Wanna charm a woman? Woo her with intelligence and not peenis pictures. Intelligence is sexy. ๐Ÿ˜
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3 years
Now that itโ€™s officially May, I have been sober from hard drugs for THREE FULL YEARS! I quit and you can too! I believe in you!
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MandieMortem
3 years
I start my new job tomorrow afternoon. Good luck and well wishes are much appreciated. Thanks in advance! โ˜บ๏ธ
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2 years
Can you guess what this is?
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3 years
Scored this at a thrift store for $1!
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6 months
Iโ€™m weird all the time so yes lol
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2 years
If this gets to 500 likes, Iโ€™ll make this and post a video of me having a slice! So like it up and retweet!
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5 years
Drop a GIF of how you feel this very second!!!! Retweet!
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2 years
Do you sleep naked or with clothing?
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5 years
Heโ€™s got bigger tits than me! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
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Ben Bernanke on QE?
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Please, if youโ€™re the prayin kind or not even, well wishes are nice too. My sweet boyfriend has pneumonia. If you donโ€™t mind, send him some good vibes and nice words in the comments. Iโ€™ll let him know. Thanks in advance! โค๏ธ Iโ€™m just worried and want him to get better, fast! ๐Ÿ˜ข
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5 years
Drop a selfie in the comments below! Retweets are appreciated. Lemme see whatcha workin with! ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ‘‡
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You ever get just kinda tired of the human race?
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5 years
A massive thank you to every single one of you who has wished me Happy Birthday today and this week! You all are amazing and I had a pretty decent day. Thanks for being in my crazy corner on Twitter. ๐Ÿ˜
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4 years
My mental health is so bad right now. This is the lowest point Iโ€™ve hit in awhile. Really low. Iโ€™m not suicidal but entertaining negative thoughts. Any kind words or love would be so greatly appreciated right now. I know itโ€™s asking a lot and I thank you in advance. ๐Ÿ˜“
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7 months
How many of you have eaten one of these?
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4 years
Itโ€™s my Husbandโ€™s birthday today! Wish him a Happy Birthday if youโ€™d be so kind. Thank you! ๐Ÿ˜Š
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Men, whatโ€™s keeping you from dressing like this? ๐Ÿค”
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I got the job!! ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜ Iโ€™m officially a Taco Bell employee!! No idea when I start but they are pushing me for management since I have 10 years management history with McDonalds. Iโ€™m scared LOL. The word manager makes my PTSD shudder. ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ But yay! A job and free tacos for me.
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I donโ€™t think that this account is set to say that today is my Birthday but for those who didnโ€™t see the other post, why YES, itโ€™s my 33rd Birthday! In the comments, let me know your ages! It would make me smile. ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡
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2 years
What do you dip your french fries in? Catch: (You canโ€™t choose ketchup)
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3 years
Anyone else cringe before walking into Wal-Mart?
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4 years
Yay! My Momโ€™s second Covid test came back negative! Iโ€™m so glad.
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3 years
Do you know or have you known anyone personally who gave off โ€˜serial killerโ€™ vibes? ๐Ÿค”
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5 years
I AM CRYING!!!! We got an apartment finally. I am so thankful!!!!
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1 year
๐Ÿฅ€Rest in peace my beautiful Bitey.๐Ÿฅ€
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4 years
If youโ€™re married, where did you meet your spouse?
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4 years
I am thankful for this.
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2 years
What does this look like to you ASIDE from a donut? ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคฃ
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