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@DaveNadig Anything but facts and the truth. Anything. It seems pretty easy to say that voting for Trump means electing a convicted fraud and rapist who attempted to stop the peaceful transition of a properly elected president. Trump promotes violence as the means to power. He doesn’t

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@MJNewfield

10 months

@Hillsdale Yes I am. By the repubs. As we should be. Just look at recent tweets.

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5 months

@TheRickWilson You forgot: "Biden has never been indicted. Is he too inexperienced?"

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4 years

@AustinChronicle @TheStalwart The two people who attend promise to wear masks and stand six feet apart.

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11 months

@gtconway3d Possibly your best work to date, sir.

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8 months

@RpsAgainstTrump No doubt taxes had nothing to do with it.

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1 month

@kairyssdal Add.. with no outside funding. Funded by a fixed amount of taxpayer dollars. Same amount for all candidates.

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1 year

@drgurner @ninaturner As noted by massive rise in homelessness in the US.

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9 months

@gtconway3d Correction. It’s toking-ism.

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3 months

@AnnabellaB11857 @RepMTG Ah, tell me what’s hateful about facts.

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1 year

@packyM I vote for cage match

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1 year

@KylePorterCBS Rickie and Rory tied after playoff. USGA awards trophy to both.

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@MJNewfield

4 years

@alixabeth Understood. That’s hard to hear. But proper pricing is related to value, not effort and/or costs. Your customers are telling you that the value of your now remotely-delivered product is less than you want them to pay.

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1 year

@MikeLeeTaylor @nytimes And racist. And misogynist. Sound familiar?

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@MJNewfield

4 years

@jentaub @BobVeres There’s nothing weird about it. The man is a narcissist and grifter. He has no connection to our rule of law or constitution. He has proven that he can say and believe anything he wants with no consequences. And he will continue until there are consequences.

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9 months

@gtconway3d That’s a corgi spice Diet Coke now sir

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3 months

@BobbyJindal Well: unless you are a non-believer in the rule of law and everything that’s actually made our country great I cannot imagine why you would do anything except vote against this despicable human being. Signed, Lifelong Republican

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5 months

@gtconway3d And yet, large numbers of people vote for him, which is the real issue in our country.

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1 year

@buccocapital Pontiac Aztek has entered the chat.

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8 months

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4 months

@PeteFiutak You were there huh? Saw the whole thing?

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3 months

@nursey_girl @RepMTG You sure about that? You hang in his household?

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4 months

@davidplouffe @KellyannePolls So it’s a podcast about lying and alternative facts? Uh. No.

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@MJNewfield

6 years

@stevenmazie @IvanTheK Doesn’t matter what the offer is. Anyone who’s ever been a negotiator knows you can’t negotiate with someone that won’t keep his word and who has no value system. There is no BATNA nor can there be any trust. Even an executed contract is questionable

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@MJNewfield

4 years

@jsrailton Dude. You're a hero. That's why you're getting attacked. I don't care if you're Martian. You're a hero.

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2 years

@gtconway3d Zero. At this stage he can't screw anything.

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9 months

@7Veritas4 Take Elon off the platform. Also remove anyone and everyone who consistently puts false information out.

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11 months

@TikTokInvestors Uh huh. And when occupancy drops you be bankrupt.

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4 months

@DoctorFishbones @CAKEMUSIC Clearly not going the distance. Sad.

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@MJNewfield

8 months

@SenSanders Bernie Bernie Bernie. Hop on over there and tell your Hamas buds to stop fighting and return the hostages. And then this is all over. Simple. Just do it.

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8 months

@fashion_nfl The commanders need to uniformly change. And hopefully for better.

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@MJNewfield

10 months

@RpsAgainstTrump The people who vote for and support this man are the real danger. He is nothing w/o people who believe. The rest of us? We must vote, all of us. In every election.

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@MJNewfield

1 year

@tomowenmorgan @rhunterh Forget the 2yo. Put it on yourself and let everyone else deal with the child. 🤪😘

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3 months

@SmokeyMagma 555-1212. Used your local area code. Yes.

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4 months

@Theholisticpsyc And they are grieving too. They know they’ve lost capability.

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2 years

@Theholisticpsyc And, more importantly to me, our children

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@MJNewfield

4 years

@JustinWolfers And we have the most beautiful, greatest per capita. Everyone is saying this.

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5 months

@rajatsonifnance Not arguing for or against. You have an asset at the end. What’s it worth? You also control where you live and how much it costs (aside from maintenance, utilities, and taxes). If you’re gonna do an analysis and provide an opinion, look at the whole issue. Quantitative.

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7 months

@KylePorterCBS None. Never watched it. Never will.

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1 year

@eldsjal Easy. If you’re #adhd .

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4 months

@BillAckman Until you do something yourself,other than try to undermine our democracy, stop.

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4 months

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9 months

@RepJamesComer If he's so guilty and corrupt, you should broadcast this to the country. And if he's not, same.

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4 months

@RonFilipkowski @McLarenF1 And it’s a UK company.

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@MJNewfield

10 months

@adhdjesse It also means learning that you DON’T HAVE a character flaw.

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1 year

@0xgaut 36 mountain dews in 3 days. Nobody sleeping in that house.

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5 months

@SykesCharlie Prior investment was MyPillow

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@MJNewfield

4 years

@carlquintanilla @TheStalwart Let’s correct this: “I find it shameful that my husband would provoke these horrible people to commit crimes against our constitution, government, and people serving our country, including the death of a policeman.”

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7 months

@GlennYoungkin @GregAbbott_TX Showing what a horrible human you are. Thanks for leaving no doubt.

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2 months

@earthcurated The US Supreme Court

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2 months

@jennyrozelle So, we had a case where siblings split up the jewelry. One took the gold. One took the diamonds. Gold was real. Diamonds were fake. Mom had been telling stories for years about the diamonds. Diamond taker was… not happy.

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@MJNewfield

10 months

@TheRickWilson Stony-faced, even.

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@MJNewfield

11 months

@TikTokInvestors Right. I forgot. But tell my ex client in 2009 who had 35 rental properties and lots of leverage. Went from 4 m net worth to bankrupt in 18 months.

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@MJNewfield

2 years

Nice piece on Tucker Carlson's business model, for those of us who cannot understand how he stays on the air.

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2 years

SCOOP: I got my hands on @semaforben 's sweaty notes from his Tucker Carlson interview

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@MJNewfield

10 months

@gtconway3d Well they already have the staypuft marshmallow man

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@MJNewfield

11 months

@7Veritas4 Yes but we have to vote these people out, and that means the non-voters have to vote, because the roughly 35% of our population that wants these people in - they vote. And they get gerrymanders. So we have tyranny by the minority. And this has been festering and growing since at

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@MJNewfield

5 months

@DougJBalloon As you wish.

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1 year

@PGATUOR Discriminates against the lefty population who hits hooks.

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8 months

@7Veritas4 So there’s the rub

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8 months

@gtconway3d Well I am betting Habba is high. She’d have to be.

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8 months

@MeidasTouch She needs to run a hands-on campaign

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3 months

@gtconway3d You’ve been consistent in this, for sure. Still, it’s a sad day for our country when so many people think our judicial system is flawed and that he’s actually innocent. His lifelong grift was bound to catch up with him at some point. At least, our system did what it’s supposed

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@MJNewfield

6 months

@SethDavisHoops Ref was right there. No flagrant 2?

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9 months

@TheRickWilson You could not possibly make this up.

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@MJNewfield

4 months

@ProjectLincoln They had revenue of $770,500. They didn’t make anything. They lost $327.6 million. Will have to look at the financials but betting this was a huge transfer of wealth from the people to who bought the stock to the principal shareholders.

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@MJNewfield

7 months

@gtconway3d I promise I’ll listen if you’ll tell us how you put your pants on, at least once. Everyone is saying they’re the biggest, most beautiful pants ever.

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9 months

@SMTuffy Legal use case that is

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1 year

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5 months

@JoyceWhiteVance The Gaslight Party and its members clearly cannot. Nor can they find a way to govern.

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8 months

@gtconway3d She’s running a hands-on campaign

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8 months

@exjon Pisa style

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4 months

@gtconway3d Corgi pushing human to new heights

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6 months

Torrey Pines with @DefineFinancial and @MikePolicarNGP . Tremendous day.

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@MJNewfield

3 years

@ThatEricAlper Come on people now, smile on your brother, everybody get together try and love one another right now

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6 years

@MarkWarner A. Lying, B. Subterfuge, C. Obstruction. But hey #fakenews you know.

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@gtconway3d Make America Sane Again

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8 months

@GeorgeTakei I think we might want to test his definition of scientist.

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4 years

@dougboneparth How much would you have if you saved your coffee dollars and invested them?

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@DougJBalloon Barbie is bad and it’s hurting Joe Biden with swing voters.

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10 months

@gtconway3d She might go running for the shelter of her mother’s little helper

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5 months

@JoyceWhiteVance He wants the vig is what he wants. And it’s a command. Just like the mob.

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@MJNewfield

10 months

@christine_benz This is why anyone who has anything to do with people’s money should be required by law, no exceptions, to act the wealth holder’s best interest.

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@MJNewfield

4 years

@itsJeffTiedrich @jtuckermartin There are so many bodies under the bus that the tires can’t touch the road

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2 years

@steak_umm Sad and true. And a lot is at steak here.

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6 years

@EricTrump @ReformedBroker @KellyannePolls At least he doesn’t disrespect the American people

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@NicoleAuerbach Starting at tight end, no less. Wow.

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4 years

@KeLsC_30 @JonahDispatch So is he right or wrong? Or do you just have a label for @JonahDispatch ?

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@GratefulDead Box of rain

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2 years

@Jack_Raines So you’re both honest about how to build wealth and a self-admitted felon. Quite an accomplishment. You running for Congress now?

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4 months

@RonFilipkowski What was he looking at?

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1 year

@mariana057 I bet he was a goody two shoes.

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1 year

@RampCapitalLLC @GolfDigest Dude should play four ball matches with Patrick Reed.

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@MJNewfield

1 year

@BillBrewsterTBB We annuitized half of my Dad's portfolio 17 years ago. His expected lifespan was 8 years (he turns 100 in August). He was worried about income, not what he could leave behind. We eliminated income risk. He has benefitted greatly. His investment portfolio has grown nicely,

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@MJNewfield

2 years

@JGreenblattADL Well they are right wing extremists. Yes they were in the WH. And the facts are clear as to who they are. When someone tells me who they are, I believe them.

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1 year

#ncaa bound. On to Albany. #letsgovcu

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4 months

@RonFilipkowski She might be one of the few people he doesn't stiff

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8 months

@SarahLongwell25 Why are all these people victims? Why are they never responsible for their own mistakes? Why is it always someone else's fault?

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4 months

@gtconway3d My anti-vax is bigger than his anti-vax

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@MJNewfield

3 years

1/x What, exactly, is a financial advisor? A 🧵 There is zero regulation of the term. Virtually anyone can brand themselves as a financial advisor. Lots of these people are transactional salespeople. Lots of them market their ability to earn 'superior' returns. @behaviorgap

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@MJNewfield

3 years

@dougboneparth Just like how to become a millionaire. Start with $10M. Buy a large power or sailboat. End with $1M.

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@MJNewfield

1 year

@morganhousel I can attest that this has worked for me. It was a lesson a learned at 2 Fortune 500 comps - don't do what they do. When I started my own firm, I have essentially done the opposite. Pay people "too much". Treat them like gold. Let them decide how and when to work. Have high

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