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1 year

@Kyla_Lacey Lowe’s AND Home Depot?

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7 months

@metsventpage @the_standard82 @Brandon_Warne We have to cut @the_standard82 some slack. If he ever had consensual sex he would know more about consent. Unfortunately he hasn’t bc women find him and his personality repulsive

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8 months

@theshamingofjay Those ain’t piss dots. That’s got nothing to do with piss. Those pants come like that

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1 year

@agnosoul @ITYSL_memes “He basically pulled your little dick out in front of everyone and jerked you off until nothing came out bc you are a boy”. -Kitty to Oppy post-hearing

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10 months

@wcbs880 Red Bulls whiffing on a major marketing opportunity

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10 months

@kcfan19711 @4HandsBrewingCo They decided to take the job bc it offers them the opportunity to carry out all their violent, bigoted fantasies with no accountability. They don’t actually keep our communities safe. Hope that helps!

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2 years

Franchy Cordero. Your future AL MVP and single season hr record holder 💪💪💪 #RepBX

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9 months

@GreenfieldMax18 Lofton should be in but you can’t compare a guy that cracked 200 hits once in his career to one of the best contact hitters in the history of the sport. Lofton also gets a WAR bump playing majority CF but ichiro was a much better in the OF

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9 months

@Jilleebaby If only there was some kind of system…

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@MFinarco

2 years

@dannolan @catturd2 Then light a match!

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7 months

@Matthewg_7158 @PJHughes45 Give him the 600. You know it’ll be worth every penny

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1 year

@YankeeWRLD @MLBNetwork No Stephen Drew?

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1 year

@StrikeDebt @LibertyFarmsInc losers

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1 year

@JimmyRandazzo Batting average isn’t a predictive stat by any means and he was known as an on base guy. But yea, keep tweeting nonsense

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9 months

@UnhingedPatrick Dude you are a loser

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1 year

@XPLRjames You’re trash if you’re proud of this abuser

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10 months

@NamethatYank Glenallen hill!

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1 year

@ITYSL_memes I heard there’s a trap door

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9 months

@pamsson They weren’t offering 4 years nor should they

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1 year

@Castellani2014 Dumb take. .833 OPS and elite CF defense at 10m/yr is a steal. No one could’ve predicted his drop off

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7 months

@NetsKingdomAJ @TidalLeague The one that won

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7 months

@BenjaminLeasure @Captain2Corner @NamethatYank To me, Graeme Lloyd isn’t obscure but it more of a yankee legend from the Armando Benitez brawl

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1 year

@zukosmadre It’s true though

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2 years

@uncle_june Me trying to leave jersey but moving back the first chance I get: Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!

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10 months

@CodifyBaseball Yea but Todd Helton isn’t a HOFer, sure

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1 year

@katewillett I hate the rich but another salient point is, imagine someone paying that much to live in KANSAS CITY!!!!

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2 years

@uncle_june @NickAdamsinUSA I know seniors that are inspired!

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8 months

@carminelaguzio @ITYSL_memes You think this is slicked back? This is pushed back

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2 years

@jzux Nah I’m thoroughly floundering out here

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11 months

@padsplswin By aura you mean 6.01 FIP, 1.740 WHIP, and a demotion to AAA?

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7 months

@Johnnychimpo696 @slutriarch @Karmatrumpsgod Has a woman ever engaged in consensual intimacy with you brother?

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1 year

@SlamCentralNYY We literally have the worst fans in the world. You all wanted Montas and Gallo. Bader was a fan favorite until when? June? Grow up Mr. revisionist history

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1 year

@NYYUNDERGROUND @SimonettiSource You’re embarrassing yourself

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2 years

Eduardo Perez is completely unbearable @espn

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7 months

@danaMpatton This is an interesting way to spin wetland restoration

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9 months

@TalkinYanks For that money, hard no

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1 year

@YankeesMuse 6.5 they’ve done surprisingly well with all the injuries and with judge on the shelf for longer than anyone would want. The offense is just so weak though and can easily be shut down by elite pitching in the playoffs

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10 months

@DarrenBaileyIL Ok nerd

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8 months

@Captain2Corner Bring out the tarp!

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7 months

@flaviusvalens1 LIKE!!!!!

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1 year

@GunnelsWarren @ninaturner With all this money spent on proxy wars how could we possibly afford it

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7 months

@juliefalbo lol borderline illegal. It’s funny how the Mets have so little hope that this is what their fans need to put their energy into

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1 year

@DJLeMVP It’s not about team performance. It’s about affecting the one factor that motivates Hal. His bottom line. At the end of the day he’s raking it in wherever they are in the standings. Make it hurt to force him into necessary changes

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8 months

@ChrisKirschner The disrespect is insane. 143 average OPS+ for his CAREER until 2022

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1 year

@RiverAveBlues I was actually just whining about it

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8 months

@talialichtstein From a millennial atheist’s perspective, religion is a personal choice that can be changed tomorrow rather than a genetic or hereditary trait. All religions are equally ridiculous

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6 months

@RiverAveBlues Without the offense clicking on all cylinders yet I don’t hate it. Trevino’s bat is abysmal

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9 months

@TODAYshow @hodakotb What a lying loser

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11 months

@HoodieMaybin No Gleyber is rough but I’d be ok with this. I’d also like them to pick up a legitimate 4th OF option so we can save judge’s body a bit from playing CF

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@MFinarco

10 months

@BurdenBurner Guy is literally replacement level. I don’t know why anyone really cares one way or another. He’s just a utility piece

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7 months

@feelingsstores Get a big ol sturdy u-lock. They’ll cut the wire

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@MFinarco

9 months

@pamsson ? I’m not sure how opt outs are good for the team. If he doesn’t exercise them they’re stuck with him for 4 years. Not a deal I’m making for a 32 yo who posted his highest hard hit rate and FIP since 2019. Last year’s BABIP also indicates a lot of luck

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7 months

@_JacobLovelace @cowboylikekin @oliviarodrigo @MOAbortionFund You can find something better to do with your time

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7 months

@BronxBmbrz Some of you don’t deserve to be on here

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1 year

@aubernutter Yea dude America is trash

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1 year

@clhubes Ham

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1 year

@wisepissmage Girl breakfast

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2 years

It’s a heavy burden being the hottest person on your train car. You know they’re all looking at their phones just to avoid eye contact

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@MFinarco

8 months

@wizradial @RyanGarciaESM His velocity is up from last ST. He’s working on a new pitch mix. You don’t understand what ST is for

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1 year

@Yankeelibrarian Does he pitch in ML in 2024? He seems to be pretty proud and might not want it but is it worth signing him to a minor league deal and seeing if he can fix it?

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10 months

@xerox124tke @craigcartonlive He’s literally on tv everyday you clown

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1 year

@J_Schneider The feeble-minded, toxic, bro misogynists are triggered in these comments

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1 year

@SSN_Braves Do you look at the statistics or just start typing out dumb posts?

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@MFinarco

7 months

@uppittynegress That’s like going to a restaurant and just saying you want to pay the price of the food

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8 months

@ChrisKirschner Four months ago I would say this is AI deepfake shit

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8 months

@Inhumansoflate1 Probably a bunch just like this in KC who don’t do shit

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@MFinarco

11 months

@JonHeyman Spell check your fucking tweets please

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8 months

@SadNYGuy Cause Mets fans are pathetic

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1 year

@YankeesNerds Literally didn’t fire him plus his relationship with the players is why they didn’t bring him back after the contract expired. The revisionist girardi history on here is crazy. Everyone wanted him canned in 2016 and the players bailed him out in 2017

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7 months

@DJLeMVP Todd Hundley

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1 year

@GarvestonReggie @ITYSL_memes I can’t decide! I’ve barely been sleeping since my wife got flipped upside down by a swing dancer at a wedding. He must’ve flipped my wife eight times! It really bothered me

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8 months

@Dmuniz231 @travis_robert Idiot

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8 months

@The_BenC @Shannonom05 @MLB @MLBTheShow Women don’t willfully interact with you too much do they?

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1 year

@TalkinYanks Boonie actually mopped the floor with them

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2 years

@jennifereeliza Turn this narrative into a tiktok!

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9 months

@aboynamedposh Our boy is working on a dream. Leave him alone!

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1 year

@appleofnestor The guy hasn’t been able to locate the high fastball all year but won’t deviate from it. Infuriating

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@MFinarco

10 months

@YankeeWRLD My only guess is SLG which Martinez’s was 68 points higher last year

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10 months

@GreenfieldMax18 Other owners are just cheap. They’re all billionaires. The small market schtick is just an excuse to keep costs down when they’re raking it in

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2 years

@ellorysmith It’s literally their only technique to sway young voters and it worked wonders on 2nd grade me

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1 year

@ThurmonMunson15 That’s why I’m on team “trade every single prospect.” The organization is a complete failure at developing talent internally. Trade them before they become Andujar, Frazier, Garcia, Bird. Trade Peraza and Dominguez before they’re worth a bag of peanuts

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10 months

@Ben_Yoel Resentful after all those years of being losers huh?

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7 months

@TheHammer75 You’re a racist with the bone structure and sex appeal of a lump of pizza dough. Do what we all want you to do and shut the fuck up

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7 months

@Keith_McPherson @LibrarianJoe_ They’re both grown men. They’re emotional infants

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1 year

@Gritty20202 Source?

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2 years

I’ve entered my big boy era

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11 months

@Kyla_Lacey You can say what we’re all thinking. He’s just ugly

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9 months

@vickieisthegoat @EpicGamer126642 @foolranch @MLBNetwork @MLBNow @Yankees @TheJudge44 Based on a fluke injury? Grow up

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1 year

@ITYSL_memes They can’t stop you from ordering a steak and a glass of water!

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10 months

@ThePrestonParra Hoping the family minivan flips

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1 year

@ThePostsOffice Maybe Taylor Swift and Beyoncé but no most bands do not fly

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8 months

@ITYSL_memes They don’t stay babies forever idiot. Fucking stupid…asshole

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2 years

@ScottEasteadt @SchappellAaron @StevieVanZandt It’s also worth pointing out that by “economy” they always mean profits for the ruling class and never wealth distribution to any other socioeconomic group

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7 months

@KMcAwsome The Melk Man

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1 year

@Jared_Carrabis Kind of weird but ok. They’re grown men you don’t know running around on a field. Come on