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@MFMIKE_

2 years

Who do u think smells worse

phoenix

@joy_divizn

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@dr0wninjewels Or a half one

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@MFMIKE_

10 years

When u get 5 revines<3 http://t.co/eTL78j4Krv

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@MFMIKE_

1 year

Once I see that guitar hotel I know I’m somewhere I’m not supposed to be

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3 years

@tommy_madera They out here renting rooms in doral

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3 years

@UnkleDell too much back support in that chair imo

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2 years

@Waltober_ @AbdullahJidda @GivemeKobe24 @Burnaboul @SoeinElend @GoIdenState @LetsHoops Pau was a 20/10 guy before la lol

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@MFMIKE_

10 years

Single 11 Enjoys Trap music Favorite artist is Gucci Mane email: yvngtrvpme$$iah @BellSouth .net Kik: gucciralph18 http://t.co/RvoSwQRCU7

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@MFMIKE_

3 years

bra he did it again n I recorded 4 proof 😭😭GET ME OUT OF THIS CRIB

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@MFMIKE_

3 years

My neighbor jus knocked on my window and asked if I had any roaches he could smoke

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3 years

She wants me to b her man, I can’t baby I’ll break you‼️

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@MFMIKE_

5 years

work is the only place where a 34 year old gon ask me if ifw the new uzi album

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@MFMIKE_

4 years

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@MFMIKE_

2 years

I wish messi came from another country I can’t see Argentinians happy. #genocide

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@MFMIKE_

5 years

when i peaked in 2016

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@MFMIKE_

4 years

@umshelly bad tweet

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@MFMIKE_

4 years

20👍🏾

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2 years

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@MFMIKE_

9 months

“Took this seriously” as she tongues down a senior citizen

annabelle :3

@oomfabelle

9 months

Thinking about how people took this seriously and how it was posted all over Instagram and I had to explain to my family and coworkers who saw it

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@MFMIKE_

3 years

My neighbor jus knocked on my window and asked if I had any roaches he could smoke

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@MFMIKE_

4 years

someone went into my car @ 4 am n ran off with cologne, eyedrops, n an empty water bottle with filled with ash and about 4 roaches. i have nicer things than that if ur that down bad bro😐😔💯

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@MFMIKE_

5 months

@JadenAFC He’s our best finisher I can’t believe this

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@MFMIKE_

1 year

I’m going to drive 125 mph down 88 w my eyes closed

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@MFMIKE_

10 years

Her mom's face when she gets home http://t.co/z1koS4ouA8

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2 years

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@MFMIKE_

2 years

Be a man and suffer

DOC

@backendoc

2 years

damn did y’all even know it was mens mental health awareness month LMAOO?

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5 years

yo ik alex isnt beefing with itskeev right now

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@MFMIKE_

5 years

do we dress nice for the draft like nba players or na

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@MFMIKE_

4 years

I still haven’t met a dripped out trump supporter I’m js

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@MFMIKE_

22 days

I wonder if Aja Wilson ever goes thru Bam phone and sees me DMing him

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2 years

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@MFMIKE_

1 year

Just saw taco and jasper in brickell on my whole life

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@MFMIKE_

10 months

@cagiago_ Ohdeargod

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@MFMIKE_

2 years

Lmao some dude in the stall next to me took a whiff of his keys and goes “god I love miami” in the frattiest voice I’ve ever heard

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@MFMIKE_

4 years

#NewProfilePic

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@MFMIKE_

10 months

No joke I thought bad bunny had a wig on at the beginning

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@MFMIKE_

10 months

It’s rly hard being the most logical, funniest person in the universe but somebody gotta do it

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@MFMIKE_

5 months

@JadenAFC 7 minutes r u sure u can get thru this?

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@MFMIKE_

2 years

Imagine ur family member dying at the hospital n then u go to the cafeteria n they’re playing salsa full blast

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@MFMIKE_

10 months

Someone on zoom court today attended the hearing for their suspended license while driving their car

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2 years

@M5tarr_ @1Maurtez we gon b posted at the bus stop in front of 🍍

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6 months

@yoBigSteve24 @Gabi35i I think city would’ve gotten the results they needed regardless but it’s still shameful

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@MFMIKE_

10 years

a badge for every time i fucked ur bitch http://t.co/IBfz6pnP6C

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1 year

@ChefTrillie_ I feel it’s easy to say this but I think if bron plays to his standards like he should’ve he prob walks away with fmvp

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@MFMIKE_

4 years

Can’t be that good paying of a job then 😔

Prinz

@NikolasPrinz1

4 years

LMFAO so i worked hard to get a good paying job and now some bum working at McDondalds is gonna be getting paid nearly as much as me, a joke bro

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@MFMIKE_

10 months

Swear to god you’re gna have to go thru me first

sopita

@goochsoup

10 months

bro FLANIGANS in GTA6 confirmed…first thing i’m doing is blowing up kendall flannys

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@MFMIKE_

4 years

Call me terrible idc but it’s time to just punch jayson Tatum in the face when he drives. They’re gonna call it anyway so we needa make it worth it

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2 years

@Waltober_ @AbdullahJidda @GivemeKobe24 @Burnaboul @SoeinElend @GoIdenState @LetsHoops clearly pau isn’t a viable option on a championship team but what did Kobe do in between the time shaq left and before pau got there? No playoffs + first round exits 🫣

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6 months

@generdtional We mock them cus we end up scoring anyway🤣

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@MFMIKE_

3 years

ong I miss fleets

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@MFMIKE_

9 months

@UnkleDell Detroit is right there

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@MFMIKE_

3 months

Walked into goodwill and 2 dudes with patchwork tattoos were rummaging thru all the clothes in the aisle and I immediately walked out

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@MFMIKE_

3 years

Women r cool to hang w til they make u stop drinking your drink for a boomerang

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@MFMIKE_

11 months

Fred Never Again

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4 years

crazy how ppl think resisting arrest is a valid reason to get killed

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@MFMIKE_

4 years

Iggy hasn’t missed a shot and espn is talking about Deuce Tatum

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4 years

this gotta b a prank😳they don’t

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3 years

At Flannys thinking ab how my mom has a tramp stamp

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@MFMIKE_

4 years

If weed not addicting then why do I dance when the plug answer?🧐

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@MFMIKE_

10 years

"Stare at me again, you're gonna catch the fade yung blood, fuck out my arena" http://t.co/3wwUq9f52S

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@MFMIKE_

4 years

I don’t wanna hear about those fucking mamba jerseys ever again bruh (no disrespect to kobe)

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@MFMIKE_

3 years

One day y’all will be freed from the shackles that is Aubrey Graham, not today but one day.

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@MFMIKE_

10 months

Patients @ my job b like “u too” when i say feel better. How’d they know 💔

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@MFMIKE_

1 year

@ChefTrillie_ Only player comparable to D Wade is Mitch

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4 years

Heat out there for the vibes at this point

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@MFMIKE_

3 years

TurboTax said I owe money this year I never closed an app so fast

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4 years

On god this broke my soul

Will Manso

@WillManso

4 years

Goran is a warrior. He’s clearly trying as much as he can to play.

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4 years

I say we all jus pull up on mattress firm ourselves n see what’s rly goin on 🤷🏾‍♂️

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@MFMIKE_

4 years

Jayson Tatum: a bitch Kemba: a flopping bitch Brown: stand up guy Theis: literal nazi bitch Marcus Smart: a flopping bitch Gordon Hayward: a maga bitch I would rather lose to any team than these dudes. Please @MiamiHEAT

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@MFMIKE_

1 year

I was gna delete social media for a yr if we lost this game btw

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@MFMIKE_

1 year

I won

Pop Crave

@PopCrave

1 year

Frank Ocean has dropped out of Coachella Weekend 2, Blink-182 will take over his Sunday night headlining slot.

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@MFMIKE_

4 years

i cant wit people who microwave their fish in the break room dawg. Please.

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2 years

There’s a line for the mens bathroom this is very feminine

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@MFMIKE_

4 years

Celtics was smiling like sum aau hoes😭😭😭close a mf game

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@MFMIKE_

4 years

Weed n coffee should not go that hard together but they jus do.

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19 days

I don’t think an nba player has ever posted a better pic than this

Kawhi Leonard

@kawhileonard

10 years

One of my greatest experiences http://t.co/MiuGPv5Iin

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3 years

sunset and 152*

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@MFMIKE_

5 months

ppl outside of Miami talking ab Miami irks me

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@MFMIKE_

4 years

its happening

NBC New York

@NBCNewYork

4 years

#BREAKING : Jeffrey Epstein confidante, British socialite and heiress Ghislaine Maxwell, has been arrested by the FBI, sources tell @Jonathan4NY

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@MFMIKE_

4 years

Getting hit by a car when I was 14 was definitely the most humbling thing that’s ever happened to me

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@MFMIKE_

2 years

I told this patient family member once that they got a nice view in their room n he said he wish that wasn’t his view. I haven’t made small talk since

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@MFMIKE_

2 years

Before u leave the house today ask urself an important question. Do I have deodorant on?

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