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Matt Green

@MDGreen00

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Mentally unwell for golf data. Help me

WA
Joined April 2012
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Matt Green
4 years
@championdata I backed Tim Membrey H2H goals v Lynch. Dean Kent kicked a goal late but the commentator called him Membrey, please look into this for me
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Matt Green
4 years
Mug punters contacting Champion Data and the AFL to have a disposal awarded for their multies. You have actually never seen it all in this game
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4 years
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Matt Green
2 years
@nickcat7 This is why you're the guru
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Matt Green
3 years
Our wives have sadly gone away for the weekend and a mate has been left this. One for my Simpsons friends. I am done. #DuhNed
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Matt Green
3 years
Two years ago we said goodbye to a great man. He wandered off into the sunset with @tablordkieren , never to be seen again. I'll always treasure the memory of him gasping throughout the newest Game of Thrones episode on the drive home from the 'Bool carnival. Vale Daniel Armanasco
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Matt Green
1 year
They say don't meet your heroes. I've met mine and he's a fucking legend. I ❤️ u @lenphil29
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Matt Green
3 years
@JT026 I can predict the betfair market moves Ok here's $40 mill to invest on races that hold 300k
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Matt Green
2 years
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Matt Green
3 years
Up a 6am, off to watch some real golfers before having to price up AFL/NRL from the Royal Freo clubhouse then picking up a mate to go play our own 18 then have to go have dinner/beers watching the footy. One of those days where you have to fit a million things in. GLORIOUS
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Matt Green
3 years
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Matt Green
4 years
@winbetdan @littlebirdiepod The chair slide is elite
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Matt Green
4 years
People questioning the only legitimate sports & racing bookmaker in Australia. That will do me. Some are just a lost cause
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Matt Green
2 years
@sirswampthing hey swamp, love your work. So there's been 19 different children of premiership players on the ground post Geelong's grand final win. Could this be a record? Cheers mate
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Matt Green
11 months
This is what a 6-under 64 looks like brought to you by @JamesMarchesani . Incredibly solid. Not all 64s look this good!
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Matt Green
1 year
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Matt Green
2 years
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Matt Green
3 years
Just for you @lenphil29
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Matt Green
2 years
@ZeusODea should have explained +ev 2 hours earlier
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Matt Green
2 years
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Matt Green
1 year
Australian golf season starts/resumes (?) with the NT PGA today. I'm yet to see the @PGAofAustralia or other post any worthy statistical data so I'll be spamming you with golf stuff until the end of the season or until I can't be bothered anymore.
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Matt Green
3 years
Pours his heart and soul out about how everyone's sharper now so he's finished with the punt forever then says hey mate and drops this. @lenphil29 I'm not laughing now Lennet
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Matt Green
3 years
@lenphil29 @ZeusODea You are too nice Lennet. Just reply with this GIF and move on
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Matt Green
3 years
@TablordKieren Armanasco was very talented in this area
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Matt Green
10 months
@DPWorldTour HE'S DONE IT. Best finish by an Aussie since @ScrivJ in 2015. @haydnbarron off to the @DPWorldTour . GOLF
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Matt Green
2 years
@mcmungawar Can't wait for the posts with the cash out code
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Matt Green
4 years
@munawarmac1 @ToowoombaTips @Jackson_Oldham1 Can confirm you will lose your wife and kids if you play too much golf
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Matt Green
3 years
@AtThePicnics You don't know how accurate this is. Actual call from daycare: "Hello your daughter has been bitten, but we can't tell you who the other child is." "Was it my other child?" ".......yes."
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Matt Green
1 year
Galeforce fires low round of the day for the win. Gained 16.463 strokes on the field for the week. Enough to win most tour events. Did all the damage on the par 3s and 4s. Par 3 SG +3.174 Par 4 SG +12.884 Par 5 SG +0.405 CONGRATS TO ALL INVOLVED @danielgale96 #NTPGA
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Matt Green
10 months
#AusPGA leaders tee off in 14 minutes. Where is the broadcast? When are you going to start the broadcast? Why aren't you starting the broadcast now?
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Matt Green
3 years
@ZeusODea Have you been to Norseman before Zeusy? Assume not because you wouldn't be stopping there if you had
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Matt Green
4 years
@jamescaruana12 Maybe you can win that $20 you owe me for the Uber
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Matt Green
4 years
@RenegadesBBL Could you please list the team in batting order or I will call the police
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Matt Green
3 years
I've monitored it and am confirmed shocked
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Matt Green
4 years
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Matt Green
4 years
@lenphil29 you are ill
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Matt Green
2 years
@mcmungawar Already one on here hahaha
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Matt Green
9 months
@LouStagner Look forward Lou, not backwards.
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Matt Green
4 years
@ZeusODea @ToowoombaTips @lenphil29 @munawarmac1 @Beaverbet Copping a no life comment from the bloke 1 week into unemployment. Wowee
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Matt Green
3 years
@lenphil29 "squeeze it in" Work completed at 11am*
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Matt Green
3 years
@MatterOfStats Might need to start multi-ing up those selections for double EV
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Matt Green
2 years
@TablordKieren @ToowoombaTips @adam_vet @mcmungawar Anywhere that doesn't have 3 consecutive days
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Matt Green
2 years
@lenphil29 protocol is get him back out there as quickly as possible
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Matt Green
4 years
@danipratt19 Comments changed after market went up. Whoever does them clearly has no idea
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Matt Green
4 years
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Matt Green
11 months
@lenphil29 @RandA Kids, why don't you step outside for a second
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Matt Green
9 months
@JimmyEmanuel4 @mikeclaytongolf @SandbeltInv "Give me a fucking spell Lou Stagner"
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Matt Green
4 years
@tablordkieren 😂😂 need something to do while standing in the Woolies queue for the next 5 days
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Matt Green
11 months
@ryanmouquegolf @LouStagner I'm looping this week and we are trying to finish below every hole, other players doing the same. Some 20 footers are easier than the 10 footer downhill. I'll post our uphill v downhill data after 72 holes
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Matt Green
3 years
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Matt Green
3 years
@lenphil29 @NoContextBrits his face as his saying "I know he likes donuts"
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Matt Green
1 year
@JT026 @NotoriousCYP JT blue tick 🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷
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Matt Green
11 months
@mcmungawar I know this is a serious post but this one is just for Lennet
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Matt Green
3 years
@thetipsguru Thanks Tipsy
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Matt Green
1 year
Morning wave is in at the NT PGA. 71.545 / +0.545. Wind is increasing for the afternoon rounds so get through in par or better and you're happy
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Matt Green
10 months
How good a season is @BenEccles4 having? 93rd on the Order of Merit last year and had to go back to @PGAofAustralia Q-School. Comes out and wins the WA PGA, currently sits #1 in 2023 OOM and today shoots -3 (T18) in the opener of the #AusPGA !
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Matt Green
2 years
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Matt Green
3 years
@lenphil29 @CHAVinBelmont **the real reason Zeus is driving across the country**
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Matt Green
3 years
@ZeusODea and had 3 money
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Matt Green
3 years
@munawarmac1 @ZeusODea If that was 5k you only lost $250 on on the ladies swimming
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Matt Green
4 years
@tabcomau You are the ones that need help
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Matt Green
4 years
@ToowoombaTips @The_Mail_Bag Fuck surely had something on the 2 in R5, top selection
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Matt Green
2 years
@thetipsguru I've always wondered Tipsy, do you copy and paste the name from the TAB website or do you type it out like that. Cheers
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Matt Green
4 years
@ToowoombaTips @WyattPhil @The_Mail_Bag Bring back sport so I don't have to listen to this anymore
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Matt Green
1 year
@freewilllyyyy I can only feel the club face releasing when my shadow is in the direction of the target. Mentally unwell
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Matt Green
4 years
@Molanski13 @Pluggarunich Not one pro I know bets on tote for rebates and that's a testament to there being a shitload more than 10 in Aus. Far far bigger fish than I. Plenty of ways to make a living off this game. Most believe their way is the only way. Open your mind
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Matt Green
4 years
@Beaverbet Nothing wrong with that sir
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Matt Green
3 years
@lenphil29 Spending $13.65 on that. CPL must have been a fill up
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Matt Green
11 months
Week off for the pros but not for the real sickos. @AAC_Golf week. Winner gets exemption into The Masters and the British Open
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Matt Green
9 months
@BaronPhilbert I don't mind it. Only 32 professional women + ties. Pay outs are the same as the men but likely pay 35 positions vs 65ish
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Matt Green
11 months
Where does @BenEccles4 record-equalling round rank amongst all rounds at Kalgoorlie? At +8.638 SG it was the 19th round to break the +8.0 barrier, ranking 8th all time at the #WAPGA . Cameron John's record 63 last year is the only player to break +8.0 after the R2 cut.
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Matt Green
3 years
@lenphil29 Says the man with 0 mutant gorillas
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Matt Green
10 months
Proper sicko behaviour tonight for the final round of @DPWTQSchool . Haydn Barron currently sits T5. Top 25 and ties receive a tour card. I'll be live-tweeting his shot and SG data, updated after each hole. Tee off in 5 minutes.
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Matt Green
4 years
@lenphil29 @ToowoombaTips @championdata @WyattPhil Hello Champion Data I need you to find 6 Jarryd Berry touches cheers
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Matt Green
3 years
@ZeusODea @lenphil29 The traditional way to punt for a living is to lower your work hours
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Matt Green
4 years
@JT026 Punthub finally paying divs
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Matt Green
11 months
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Matt Green
3 years
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Matt Green
3 years
@mcmungawar Toyota Kluger. Fits the double pram and two fat dogs in the boot easy
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Matt Green
4 years
@benkrahe @FOXTEL_Help Now we have to cop the Monday morning golf deathride on delay. Grim
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Matt Green
2 years
@Beaverbet Great way to start to the week
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Matt Green
3 years
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Matt Green
1 year
. @danielgale96 with a strong all round performance to lead outright at -6. +6.964 Total SG +1.634 on Par 3s (0.409/hole) +3.982 on Par 4s (0.362/hole) +1.348 on Par 5s (0.449/hole) Pro golf. LFG.
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Matt Green
3 years
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Matt Green
4 years
@tablordkieren Us greys always happy to assist, just not at 4am when you have the TV blaring and yelling ninja at the top of ya lungs
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Matt Green
4 years
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Matt Green
11 months
The WA PGA has somehow been calculated as a weaker event than the WA Open after multiple players came back from the DPWT. The WA Open had more "ranked" amateurs but the @RandA formula is well and truly broken. Poor Elizabeth is going to cop another email
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Matt Green
4 years
@lenphil29 @thetipsguru Will be back to normal when giving thanks
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Matt Green
4 years
@lenphil29 @tablordkieren It can be soon, hard rubbish can't be far away @Beaverbet
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Matt Green
2 years
@mcmungawar "I'm unemployed sorry"
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Matt Green
3 years
@lenphil29 @MatterOfStats Pure maths answer is more important according to my brain. 1 minute into the game might affect win percentage for a team by 1-2%. Could be 10-fold with 1 minute left
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