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@MAJ0RKIRA
(ne)rys ๐Ÿ’ซ
2 months
sophomore slump.
@zibanejadz
ara is tired after WWWY (โ€. โ€ฟ .)
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studying the ancient texts
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(ne)rys ๐Ÿ’ซ
11 months
tattoo double feature today ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿป
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(ne)rys ๐Ÿ’ซ
7 months
bugs when u lift up a rock
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(ne)rys ๐Ÿ’ซ
7 months
i bring the pop to the kit kat club!
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(ne)rys ๐Ÿ’ซ
8 months
and for my last trick, i now have to appear in court in may
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(ne)rys ๐Ÿ’ซ
9 months
richie is 6 today!!! say happy birthday or else!!!!!!
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(ne)rys ๐Ÿ’ซ
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all this effort to make it look effortless ๐ŸŒ™โœจ
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(ne)rys ๐Ÿ’ซ
7 months
YOU WERE THE SUNSHINE OF MY LIFETIME
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10 months
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(ne)rys ๐Ÿ’ซ
8 months
i am not joking
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(ne)rys ๐Ÿ’ซ
8 months
no shot keith buckley got us fries and handed them to jess from the stage
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(ne)rys ๐Ÿ’ซ
11 months
we are so back (i was away from my cat for 4 days)
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(ne)rys ๐Ÿ’ซ
1 year
was so excited to see benjamin quadrant last night that i actually took pictures. only these two though.
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(ne)rys ๐Ÿ’ซ
7 months
hereโ€™s my friends reacting to my fall. it hurt but at least it was funny!
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(ne)rys ๐Ÿ’ซ
7 months
stagediving and realizing in the moment that no one is going to catch you and youโ€™re going to eat floor and itโ€™s just too late for you
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(ne)rys ๐Ÿ’ซ
6 months
dating an nyu student has taken me places i wouldnโ€™t go with a gun (nyu)
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(ne)rys ๐Ÿ’ซ
10 months
tonight was beyond a dream. thank you @midtown for being the soundtrack of my everything for the last 13 years. i cannot express how much this means to me.
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(ne)rys ๐Ÿ’ซ
8 months
NEVER BACK DOWN NEVER WHAT?
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(ne)rys ๐Ÿ’ซ
8 months
and for my last trick, i now have to appear in court in may
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(ne)rys ๐Ÿ’ซ
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anyway.
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@midtown
Midtown
1 year
feeling parasocial?? make it worse by meeting us in person! VIP Packages are now on sale for our 1st Annual Chrismukkah Spectacular in NJ on Dec 21st ๐Ÿซก
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(ne)rys ๐Ÿ’ซ
6 months
guy next to us at the restaurant started bleeding really bad and one of the people he was with apologized to us and he goes โ€œtheyโ€™re goth, theyโ€™re fine with itโ€ HELP?
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(ne)rys ๐Ÿ’ซ
10 months
i personally did
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@tonyhawktruther
โฅ ๐‘ช๐’๐’‡๐’‡๐’†๐’† ๐‘ณ๐’๐’—๐’†๐’“๐’” ๐’‚๐’๐’… ๐‘ญ๐’‚๐’๐’” โฅ โ—กฬˆ
10 months
Does anyone know if we have to don our gay apparel tomorrow
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8 months
me and my friends at the thursday show forever ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ๐Ÿค
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(ne)rys ๐Ÿ’ซ
1 year
if i had a nickel for every time an hourly account used my photo without permission and cropped me out of it, iโ€™d have two nickels.
@geoffhourly
hourly geoff rickly
1 year
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(ne)rys ๐Ÿ’ซ
1 year
NUMBER ONE HOT NEW BAND.
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(ne)rys ๐Ÿ’ซ
10 months
en route to midtown. they folded me up and put me in the trunk.
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7 months
this would happen to us
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10 months
was not expecting that one
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7 months
i am in fact still screaming ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ @thursdayband
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1 year
thurscrete: a series
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(ne)rys ๐Ÿ’ซ
8 months
iโ€™m not a bts girl im not even a kpop girl at all but something about this little guy makes me insane. i see chimmy and i have to take him home with me. chimmy is my real life son. i have a chimmy on my tote bag so heโ€™s always with me. i would kill and die for chimmy.
@yeehawvmin
Maddie vm truther๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ‰
8 months
Chimmys cure every ailment
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i have a fully remote job at which i set my own schedule! i spend about 2-4 hrs a day in meetings and the rest is just responding to emails and tasks as needed. so itโ€™s easy for me to work while following a tour and easy to schedule my meetings around shows/travel!
@XOASHERY
โ‹†๏ฝก๏พŸโ˜๏ธŽ ashtyn โšข (misses dnp ๐Ÿนโ™ก)
7 months
ok i mean this genuinely and nicely, those who go to several tour dates, what do yall do for a living??? like how do yall afford that but also have the time off? if its ur parents $$ totally cool, but if not dont gatekeep bc im in the wrong workplace
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what the fuck is up mavis discount tire
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(ne)rys ๐Ÿ’ซ
7 months
fucked me up so bad i had to leave standby line to smoke a cigarette
@fobtours
fall out boy tour updates :3
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FOURTH OF JULY
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7 months
shout out to the woman in front of us last night whose man was not as into it as she was so she kept turning around to sing with us instead ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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(ne)rys ๐Ÿ’ซ
6 months
i donโ€™t have a cd player. in fact this is now the only cd i own.
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(ne)rys ๐Ÿ’ซ
8 months
home show best show! @thursdayband forever and ever and ever ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿป
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(ne)rys ๐Ÿ’ซ
5 months
found these in my tote bag???
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(ne)rys ๐Ÿ’ซ
10 months
CANUCKS WIN.
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(ne)rys ๐Ÿ’ซ
6 months
world peace.
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(ne)rys ๐Ÿ’ซ
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intermission review: not enough โ€œold sportโ€
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(ne)rys ๐Ÿ’ซ
8 months
if you say โ€œweโ€™re gonna make itโ€ enough times itโ€™ll eventually come true
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(ne)rys ๐Ÿ’ซ
1 year
i hate gay halloween parties. what do you mean youโ€™re gabe saporta and william beckett in 2007.
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(ne)rys ๐Ÿ’ซ
8 months
heaven iowa still on the setlist
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(ne)rys ๐Ÿ’ซ
6 months
i really appreciate having friends who see me laying on the ground and say โ€œwe should all lay on the ground with you and also we should give laying on the ground a silly nameโ€ instead of being like โ€œrys donโ€™t do thatโ€
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(ne)rys ๐Ÿ’ซ
1 year
but this is my body, the only thing that i own entirely, and it will carry me to greatness somehow.
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(ne)rys ๐Ÿ’ซ
1 year
our last goodbye!!!!!! (+ the reference drawn by geoff)
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(ne)rys ๐Ÿ’ซ
8 months
ur not gonna believe this
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(ne)rys ๐Ÿ’ซ
8 months
happy thursday
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(ne)rys ๐Ÿ’ซ
7 months
rachel put a straw in my mouth and i was like โ€œsurely this is water!โ€ so i took a sip. readers, it was a vodka redbull.
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(ne)rys ๐Ÿ’ซ
1 year
the most โ€œdonโ€™t be sad go get a tattooโ€ weโ€™ve ever been (finally got a snake)
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(ne)rys ๐Ÿ’ซ
7 months
okay here i made this playlist of hot mulliganโ€™s set so u can educate urself before tonight. i made it so easy for u.
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(ne)rys ๐Ÿ’ซ
10 months
centre barricade for my favourite band with my favourite people and theyโ€™re going to play my favourite song i canโ€™t believe this is real tbh
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(ne)rys ๐Ÿ’ซ
7 months
terminal 5.
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(ne)rys ๐Ÿ’ซ
8 months
happy thursday
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(ne)rys ๐Ÿ’ซ
7 months
moderator: whatโ€™s next for you? geoff rickly: have you ever heard the phrase โ€œcome to brazilโ€?
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8 months
boston has superb crete
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6 months
thurs on film
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9 months
me + my signature scent
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(ne)rys ๐Ÿ’ซ
1 year
i already have a ticket but hereโ€™s my midtown tattoo anyway
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@midtown
Midtown
1 year
gabe has the same tattoo. if you have a midtown tat - post it and tag us, we will give away two tickets to our fave
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(ne)rys ๐Ÿ’ซ
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women do not exist to teach men how to stop being predators or abusers. this take is absolutely vile.
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(ne)rys ๐Ÿ’ซ
11 months
save an entire corner for your friends at the show by sprawling on the floor!
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i love my friends and thursdayband
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iโ€™ve said it before and iโ€™ll say it again: cover! your! tattoos!!!
@RobotinTheVoid
Theo๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ‰
8 months
please remember if youโ€™re going to a protest: 1. DONT TALK TO COPS 2. COVER YOUR FACE 3. WEAR UNASSUMING CLOTHES THAT COVER ANY SPECIAL FEATURE ABOUT YOU(think tattoos, birth marks, etc) 4. BRING A WATER AND FOOD AND IF YOU CAN A FIRST AID KIT 5. DONT TALK TO COUNTER PROTESTS
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crete ๐Ÿค
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8 months
are you a โ€œcrete personโ€?
@BrandyLJensen
Brandy Jensen
8 months
god i love trend reporting
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10 months
thanks! itโ€™s actually my job
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(ne)rys ๐Ÿ’ซ
7 months
happy tdov this is a real thing people say to me
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9 months
mind you the check engine light was on
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(ne)rys ๐Ÿ’ซ
6 months
when derek klena ask me to keep my playbill dry at the stage door
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1 year
REDEEMED.
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(ne)rys ๐Ÿ’ซ
1 year
my original airplane bathroom height check thread is gone forever but just know air canada fucking FAILED today.
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if anyone asks yeah i already know
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7 months
we sure did.
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@fobtours
fall out boy tour updates :3
7 months
reinventing the wheel
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1 year
finally got the reverse image
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7 months
long distance live 8ball reaction
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(ne)rys ๐Ÿ’ซ
1 year
you are about to see and hear one of the most significant messages given to us from god.
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(ne)rys ๐Ÿ’ซ
1 year
SHUT THE FUCK UP
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7 months
no shot i just got tell that mick. @ my ex kill urself please!
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8 months
steve i love you forever
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7 months
was last night even real be honest with me
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6 months
weโ€™re embarrassed that u graduated from here too donโ€™t worry
@MeghanMcCain
Meghan McCain
6 months
I said it before and I will say it again - it is a weird feeling to be so embarrassed of having graduated from my Alma mater Columbia University. My kids and my money will never go near any of it. Itโ€™s just a mothership for hate. Shame on the entire god damn university.
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1 year
posting this so i can pin on my new acct too. remember when this happened.
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(ne)rys ๐Ÿ’ซ
6 months
COMPUTER ENHANCE
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@eris_joanna
Joanna Eris๐Ÿซง
6 months
April 18, 2024
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(ne)rys ๐Ÿ’ซ
9 months
not even 8am and weโ€™ve been to two wawas already
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1 year
okay okay. who wants to babysit me in vegas in october.
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(ne)rys ๐Ÿ’ซ
1 year
have u tried growing
@SOTSPodcast
State of the Scene
1 year
stop letting tall people in to concerts
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6 months
world peace but on the right side this time.
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6 months
world peace.
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7 months
i donโ€™t care that itโ€™s a seated floor on friday. if people around me arenโ€™t going absolutely batshit insane for hot mulligan iโ€™m going to start crowdkilling in my platforms.
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(ne)rys ๐Ÿ’ซ
10 months
i cannot even begin to tell you the events that have just occurred.
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8 months
wednesday thursday
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(ne)rys ๐Ÿ’ซ
1 year
my first apartment in new york had a view of the palisades cliffs. i used to listen to war all the time a lot for solace in those very lonely months. thank you to my beautiful friends and to @thursdayband for making this last year far less lonely. endless endless love ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿป
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8 months
my friends are showing up to my court date. to convince the judge to send me to jail.
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8 months
u clearly donโ€™t know me and my friends
@consequence
CONSEQUENCE
8 months
Gen Z is drinking 25% less at concerts compared to older generations:
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6 months
okay so things have gotten worse
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(ne)rys ๐Ÿ’ซ
6 months
same colour as my hoodie is CRAZYYYYYY
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no shot keith buckley got us fries and handed them to jess from the stage
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girlfriend cut off three lanes of highway traffic just so i could get dunkin and thatโ€™s how i know she loves me fr
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1 year
every sunday i wake up and send my weekly โ€œgo birdsโ€ text to the cunts
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9 months
lonely lonely lonely eyes
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1 year
goodnight ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿป
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7 months
i didnโ€™t get eclipse glasses so instead me and my neighbour are on the roof passing some regular sunglasses around and taking turns staring directly into the sun
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7 months
as soon as i sat down at the devils game (late, naturally) they started playing midtown. super nice of them to wait for me.
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7 months
just remembered baked ziti gabagool. i love being italian
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11 months
everyone act surprised
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