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Official account of the Lycans (SMACK class of 2010-2015). Back for @TheSMACKLeague with a bang

Kampala, Uganda
Joined June 2019
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@LycansFootball
Lycans ‘15
6 months
It is with great sadness that we announce the passing of our brother, Murungi John Brebeuf. May his soul Rest in Eternal Peace.
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@LycansFootball
Lycans ‘15
2 years
Food will be served according to alphabetical order. Zinedine Zidane:
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@LycansFootball
Lycans ‘15
2 years
P R I C E L E S S
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@LycansFootball
Lycans ‘15
1 year
DID YOU KNOW? The Lycan John Brebeuf Murungi @john_brebeuf topped all his class streams from P1 second term to F4 Mocks (there was no awarding of positions beyond F4 mocks; just you, your marks, your parents and God). That’s how intelligent he was, and still is!
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@LycansFootball
Lycans ‘15
1 year
LYCAN OF THE WEEK! ADVOCATE; Proprietor of Mwanithu Uganda—a Property Management and Legal Consultancy Firm, RUGBY Player, King of HAPPINESS (but don’t let the smile fool you love—he is the DEVIL in disguise), Marital Status depends on who’s asking: AMPEIRE W NKORE, Esq.
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@LycansFootball
Lycans ‘15
10 months
Harvey Specter during the day! Daniel Carter in the evening! Prime Neymar on the weekend!
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@LycansFootball
Lycans ‘15
1 year
We call upon all of you to stand with us as we support our fellow Lycan @john_brebeuf during this trying time. Brebeuf is an amazing person who has touched most of our lives in many different ways. We kindly ask you to contribute as much as you can and let’s support him🙏🏽
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@LycansFootball
Lycans ‘15
1 year
GGWANGA MUJJE!!! We continue to call upon everyone to participate in this noble cause; not as a mandatory undertaking, but out of the goodness of your heart.
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@LycansFootball
Lycans ‘15
2 years
Babe my family is so welcoming.😌 You should meet them sometime. Her family:
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@LycansFootball
Lycans ‘15
2 years
Such a man should not even be allowed to pay bride price... He should just take the girl for free.
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@LycansFootball
Lycans ‘15
2 years
But honestly; did you expect anything less?
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@LycansFootball
Lycans ‘15
2 years
Damn we lost our game! Reminds me how depressed I was when I lost you. You don’t have to respond but tell your mum I said hey.
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@LycansFootball
Lycans ‘15
9 months
On this day, we remember all our fallen brothers: Emolu Nathan Ssengendo Reagan Ssenoga Arnold May their souls keeps resting in peace! Never forgotten!
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@LycansFootball
Lycans ‘15
2 years
Listen son: I need more attitude from you! Looks don't win games. If they did, your friend over here would be at home right now! 🤷‍♂️
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@LycansFootball
Lycans ‘15
2 years
Mr. Steal Your Girl and Mr. Steal Your Wife! Quick question: Who is more dangerous? Hint: One of his names starts with 'Nk'
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@LycansFootball
Lycans ‘15
2 years
Ezawa saying, I am the best goal keeper in @TheSMACKLeague . Yeah my hands are very skilled dia. 🙂
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@LycansFootball
Lycans ‘15
2 years
On this (All Souls) Day, we remember all our fallen brothers. EMOLU NATHAN SSENGENDO REAGAN We slap together, we hag potats, we were lack in quadi, sosh, we maxa Deox’ facility, we riat flicks, we kan Cantab… But you are no more. Keep Resting In Peace! Till we meet again.
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@LycansFootball
Lycans ‘15
2 years
Beauty and the beast? Or too soon?
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@LycansFootball
Lycans ‘15
2 years
Behold! The Lycans FC goalkeeper, whose name, unsurprisingly, happens to be MAGERO, has now become the goalkeeper with the highest number of saves (54) in a single game since Opta started taking statistics in 2003. #TSL5 #whoisneuer #bringmadrid #hideyourmum
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@LycansFootball
Lycans ‘15
1 year
Today marks TEN YEARS since we lost our Literature teacher and MDD patron, Madam Namakula Annet Elizabeth Kasaija. Wisdom galore, Literature and life skills; the flowery moments, the grim days (both real and perceived); You made us! We will always remember you!
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@LycansFootball
Lycans ‘15
2 years
LYCAN OF THE WEEK!!! Drumrolls please…
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@LycansFootball
Lycans ‘15
2 years
OFFICIAL STATEMENT: Abaana batukubye!
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@LycansFootball
Lycans ‘15
2 years
LYCAN OF THE WEEK!!! Drumrolls please…
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@LycansFootball
Lycans ‘15
1 year
LYCAN OF THE WEEK!!! CIVIL ENGINEER by profession, FOOTBALL Enthusiast (but supports Chelsea), SQUASH Champion (Squash is basically tennis but your opponent is the wall), VERY INTELLIGENT, married to the GYM, Smooth Operator (in his own words): Eng. EDWIN J.S MPOZA
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@LycansFootball
Lycans ‘15
2 years
Your coach dress this cool, or is the SMACK League title all that matters to you?
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@LycansFootball
Lycans ‘15
2 years
He surely visited the SMACK barber
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@LycansFootball
Lycans ‘15
2 years
Kit reveal 👀👀 #TSL5
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@LycansFootball
Lycans ‘15
2 years
KING!
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@LycansFootball
Lycans ‘15
1 year
LYCAN OF THE WEEK!!! KING of the turntable! DJ IRAKOZE.
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@LycansFootball
Lycans ‘15
1 year
On this day 11 years ago, the King of Buganda appreciated and grew his birthday in the great college (Kabaka yasiima n’akuza amazalibwa ge mu ttendekero ly’abakukunavu gaggadde)! On this same day, gentlemen became unrecognizable beasts! That Daima juice must have been spiked.
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@LycansFootball
Lycans ‘15
6 months
Death comes for us all. Death will come for us all. Ain’t nunn we can do ‘bout that! Death comes in many forms; its gluttonous, depraved talons twisting and twitching, excited to suck the very last traces of earthly life out of our corporeal forms and claim us for itself!
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@LycansFootball
Lycans ‘15
2 years
Are y’all really ready for the first #TSL5 match day ?? Cause it’s only 4 days away @TheSMACKLeague
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@LycansFootball
Lycans ‘15
2 years
Very many questions come to mind, but one particularly stands out: Baguy, who has slas?
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@LycansFootball
Lycans ‘15
2 years
Coach Doug out here strategizing for the next game. Muwedde!
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@LycansFootball
Lycans ‘15
2 years
“Bro! Remember the other tall light skinned babe with a small waist I found you with via Total Nakawa?” “Yeah what’s wrong with her fam?” “She’s my babe. Stop talking to her.”
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@LycansFootball
Lycans ‘15
5 years
Revenge for solida night 😤😤😤 @TheSMACKLeague #TSL4
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@LycansFootball
Lycans ‘15
2 years
This may come as a surprise to you, but we are actually good at what we do….as you can see! Thank you @TheSMACKLeague .
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@LycansFootball
Lycans ‘15
2 years
Do not be convinced by the calm, easy going demeanor: That Musoga whose name starts with L is A BEAST with the greatest skill and most styles as far as PENETRATION goes. There's no defence that hasn't been penetrated by him in @TheSMACKLeague (yes, that guy seated on the bench).
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@LycansFootball
Lycans ‘15
4 years
Happy Birthday El Capitano @JoshOmodo ✊💯 Continue whipping them free-kicks and being the asset you're to all of us🙏
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@LycansFootball
Lycans ‘15
2 years
Since people are not very familiar with the Bible, let us try a different approach! HAPPY BIRTHDAY to the best left leg in @TheSMACKLeague who also doubles as the Lycans FC Team Captain in his free time. Oh...the other elements in the picture are beyond our jurisdiction.
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@LycansFootball
Lycans ‘15
2 years
We are trying to celebrate yet another year of this very prominent Lycan’s life, but our celebrations are hampered somewhat by constantly worrying about the safety of our sisters! Happy birthday Bagzi, but don’t walk walk around looking like this. Families may fall apart.
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@LycansFootball
Lycans ‘15
2 years
Baguy psyche psyche psyche psyche! 🗣 Let’s kube those kiddos! Spoiler alert: We lost!
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@LycansFootball
Lycans ‘15
2 years
Bull D? Red ants? A snake?
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@LycansFootball
Lycans ‘15
3 years
But is #TSL5 ready?? Gunning for top spot this season!!!! @TheSMACKLeague
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@LycansFootball
Lycans ‘15
2 years
Fam! Did you really think this through?
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@smackelite
SMACKElite'08
2 years
Show us a coach with more drip than our @royharold , we’ll wait ☕️
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@LycansFootball
Lycans ‘15
2 years
Mr. SMACK.... Assistant Mr. SMACK.... In one picture.... Anyway just hide your mum.
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@LycansFootball
Lycans ‘15
2 years
The official LYCANS FC Kit for #TSL5 @TheSMACKLeague
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@LycansFootball
Lycans ‘15
2 years
#TSL5 Press conference ⏳⏳
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@LycansFootball
Lycans ‘15
1 year
LYCAN of the WEEKEND!!!
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@LycansFootball
Lycans ‘15
1 year
SMACK GOOD FRIDAY IN SUMMARY: 1. Potats 2. Passion of Christ, briefly, and specifically: kiboks, fast forward to crucifixion, death, resurrection–at which point guys clap due to peer pressure… 3. Fifty Shades of Grey
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@LycansFootball
Lycans ‘15
2 years
“Guys if you win this game I swear I’m going to buy for the whole team TEN crates of beer!!!” It was this motivation overdose that killed the whole game plan.
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@LycansFootball
Lycans ‘15
1 year
ON THIS DAY in 2010, Mugwanya House won yet another MDD bull; their 8th in the last 10 competitions! The Lycan Odokonyero, who attended ZERO MDD practices with Mugwanya, would then go on to roast a bull before Naika who attended EVERY SINGLE MDD practice for Lourdel! Strategic.
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@LycansFootball
Lycans ‘15
2 years
The offficial Lycans team structure for #TSL5 in conjunction with our generous sponsors @OlivePharmacyug
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@LycansFootball
Lycans ‘15
2 years
Oh dear! Anyway, we have a feeling State House is next!😌
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@LycansFootball
Lycans ‘15
2 years
MWE! Follow our account. 👀 Muve mw’ebyo ebintu byemulimu. You come here and laugh at our content and then walk away as though a toilet: PLEASE! Follow, and tell your mum to do the same. Anyway this is our coach with his coaching staff before a match. They were saying a prayer.
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@LycansFootball
Lycans ‘15
2 years
BESPOKE! Has your team captain ever looked this dapper, or you're still trying to Google-Search the word 'bespoke'?
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@LycansFootball
Lycans ‘15
2 years
Figure it’s about time we sent the Devils back to hell. @TheSMACKLeague is back this Sunday featuring @Ksheebah1 . Y’all really can’t miss this. #TSL5
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@LycansFootball
Lycans ‘15
2 years
Rejoice and make merry: Our captain will be back with a bang this Sunday in @TheSMACKLeague . A few weeks ago, he was involved in a nasty tackle that almost sent him to an early grave: his hand broke into two and one piece went those ends. Thank the heavens for @Olive_Pharmacy .
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@LycansFootball
Lycans ‘15
2 years
No, you are not going to host us. We shall host ourselves like we did in 2011. 😂
@BlockOwners
Block Owners
2 years
Dear @LycansFootball The bell has been rung. The message has been delivered LOUD and CLEAR. We are looking forward to hosting you on the Block. Kind regards Block Owners...
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@LycansFootball
Lycans ‘15
1 year
Have mercy! 🙏 Forgive him pls!🗣️ MUSONYIWE!!!🤲
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@LycansFootball
Lycans ‘15
2 years
The first son yet again finding himself in a routine situation of abundance. Such phenomena can only be found at ⁦ @TheSMACKLeague ⁩ which you are going to attend on 26th June. We shall also tell you why he is called the first son…when you come through. #TSL . 26th June
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@LycansFootball
Lycans ‘15
1 year
UNACCEPTABLE behavior exhibited by ßendikwanawa! How dare he use his elders to MOP THE FLOOR!?
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@LycansFootball
Lycans ‘15
2 years
I think we can all agree that Uganda has the best weather in the world.
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@LycansFootball
Lycans ‘15
2 years
Going through the paces for the #TSL5 Memorial Cup 🏆. Is the @TheSMACKLeague ready??
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@LycansFootball
Lycans ‘15
2 years
Below is a brief document outlining some of the acceptable reasons as to why you may fail to show up for this Sunday’s @TheSMACKLeague .
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@LycansFootball
Lycans ‘15
5 years
Look at this drip🔥 @smackleague Huge thanks to our sponsors @eventarch_ug #TSL4
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@LycansFootball
Lycans ‘15
1 year
Thank you for voting. Ladies and Gentlemen: BEHOLD!!! #TSL6
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@LycansFootball
Lycans ‘15
2 years
You really expect us to lose after inviting the whole country to this particular ⁦ @TheSMACKLeague ⁩? lol…
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@LycansFootball
Lycans ‘15
2 years
Over the weekend we had a friendly with the high spirited @sc_kalele of @ntare_league . It was a closed door session with only a few fans allowed at the premises but the soccer was at a high level as usual. All focus is on next weekend! @Olive_Pharmacy @nexusresorts #COYL
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@LycansFootball
Lycans ‘15
5 years
As the Lycans fraternity , we would like to wish you all a Merry Christmas and a happy new year 2020. May your homes be filled with love, peace, and joy and may these blessings follow you throughout the New Year. #TSL4
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@LycansFootball
Lycans ‘15
2 years
LYCAN OF THE WEEK!!! Drumrolls please…
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@LycansFootball
Lycans ‘15
1 year
LYCAN OF THE WEEK!!! DOCTOR (whether modern or traditional is beyond the scope of this discussion), left right full back holding/attacking midfielder forward 442 sometimes GK, ASTAGHFIRULLAH, RUGBY enthusiast, Founder of Bull-D, Senior Kiwanukan; Dr. Hajji Lyavala Musilim
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@LycansFootball
Lycans ‘15
2 years
This exact moment marks 10 years, 7 months, 25 days and 11 hours since not one, not two, but the entire Lycans class of 169 Young Champions stepped on block. Why? How? What was the result anyway? Come for @TheSMACKLeague this Sunday and find out!
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@LycansFootball
Lycans ‘15
5 years
Training session went well🔥🔥 The boys are ready💪 @TheSMACKLeague
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@LycansFootball
Lycans ‘15
2 years
Scenes from Old Trafford…
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@LycansFootball
Lycans ‘15
2 years
😂As usual; BRING BAYERN.
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@LycansFootball
Lycans ‘15
1 year
It has been 9 years since @VIKINGSFC3 last won against Lycans. Points to note: 1. 3 points… 2. 3 in a row… 3. “HM’s Cup 3 times champions” geh save that jazz for your mitte! 4. Scorpion what what 5. Who’s next? 6. Ekikulu temuwulira! 7. Bring Bayern! 8. What can you do???
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@LycansFootball
Lycans ‘15
2 years
You must be wondering whom this could be! Well, this is the MOST CONSISTENT as well as MOST RELIABLE player in @TheSMACKLeague . Okumanya he is so consistently good, he last had a bad game in Form 3 third term after the Midterm Biology practical. The name: Jasper ßendikwananwa.
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@LycansFootball
Lycans ‘15
5 years
CLUB STATEMENT
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@LycansFootball
Lycans ‘15
2 years
We take on Mama Teo this weekend in our second match of the new and improved #TSL5 season. About time we kickstarted out season the right way! @TheSMACKLeague #olivepharmacy
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@LycansFootball
Lycans ‘15
2 years
A special thank you to our sponsors @OlivePharmacyug . Give them a visit for all your medicine and medical supplies need
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@LycansFootball
Lycans ‘15
1 year
You don’t go for @TheSMACKLeague . You don’t go to the gym. You don’t go to church. You don’t go to the bar! Kabaka ategese emisinde mubunabyalo, era nayo togenze! Work home work home work home… And then you wonder why you are still single! Banaakusanga mu kinaabiro?
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@LycansFootball
Lycans ‘15
2 years
This weekend we take on @TsunamizFC in Matchday 3 of @TheSMACKLeague as we strive to make our way up the table #TSL5 @OlivePharmacyug #YourHometownPartner
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@LycansFootball
Lycans ‘15
1 year
We would like to take this opportunity to welcome Elite FC back from their adventurous trip to Mukono yesterday! We would like to thank @TheSMACKLeague for granting us the opportunity to guide them on this journey! Looking forward to the next victim! #topofthetablefc
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@LycansFootball
Lycans ‘15
1 year
But if you wake up on a given Sunday and make the conscious decision to ABSTAIN from @TheSMACKLeague , you need a detailed exorcism.
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@LycansFootball
Lycans ‘15
5 years
This weekend marks our debut in @TheSMACKLeague We are more than excited for this #Letsgoforthis 💪💪
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@LycansFootball
Lycans ‘15
2 years
To whom it may concern (which is pretty much everyone): 1.Pick up your smartphone and call your sister. Make sure she's safe! 2. Pick up your smartphone and CALL YOUR MUM! Make sure she's safe! 3. Happy Birthday Coach Doug!
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@LycansFootball
Lycans ‘15
2 years
This may come as a surprise to you all, but we actually love you.
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@LycansFootball
Lycans ‘15
6 months
Well; that sums it up, doesn't it? @TheSMACKLeague See you next season. But before we go: Thread:
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@LycansFootball
Lycans ‘15
2 years
Name: @raymond_emanzi Position : Utility Strengths : Shot power, Shot accuracy , Strength, Can use both feet #TSL5
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@LycansFootball
Lycans ‘15
2 years
Congratulations to our brothers @Galacticos_15 who are the @TheBudoLeague regular season winners. We don’t know of a more worthy winner. Cheers to you💪🏾🥳
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@LycansFootball
Lycans ‘15
2 years
King of the turntable. KING; nothing less. In fact, yesterday he was on a Skype call with DJ Khal.. anyway never mind. Will he be there on 26th June for #TSL ? What; you think he’d rather spend his Sunday afternoon growing flowers? Of course he will be there. And so will you!
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@LycansFootball
Lycans ‘15
2 years
In the first image, we have a player with the BEST LEFT LEG in @TheSMACKLeague , and another player with the HIGHEST WORK RATE in the same league. The second image is self explanatory.
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@LycansFootball
Lycans ‘15
2 years
What did we tell you?
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@LycansFootball
Lycans ‘15
2 years
Bring Bayern.
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@LycansFootball
Lycans ‘15
11 months
“Let there be Wabwire!” And there was Wabwire.
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@LycansFootball
Lycans ‘15
10 months
“Guys!!! As long I am your coach, we can never lose to these kids!” A short story!
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@LycansFootball
Lycans ‘15
2 years
Lives are in the making here Hearts are in the waking here Mighty undertaking here Up and on We are arming for the fight Pressing on with all our might Plumming wings for higher flights Up and on How shall we convince our kids that this is a school anthem, not a rugby poem?
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@LycansFootball
Lycans ‘15
2 years
The match with Mama Teo ended in a 1-1 stalemate. Our first points on the board for the new season ⚽️: Alex Anguzu @TheSMACKLeague @OlivePharmacyug #TSL5 #YourHometownPharmacy
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@LycansFootball
Lycans ‘15
2 years
Have we ever told you the story that involves two groups of candidates, a bucket of water, a brown boy and his VERY beautiful sister, Otti, a meeting in the main hall that descended into anarchy, Nabulya, the police,…we could go on! Unrelated note: Come and watch this game.
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