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Luke Kempner

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Actor. Comic. Impressionist. Singer. Knows the entire Romeo Rap from 21 seconds. FPL YOU TUBE -

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Joined April 2009

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Luke Kempner

27 days

Want something for your morning commute? 🚂 🚌 Catch up with episode 2 of @KnowTheScorePod ⚽️ All the matches of this weekend discussed with my good pal @FPL_Harry 👬 The feedback has been amazing but would love to know what you liked or didn’t…

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4 years

EXCLUSIVE. @piersmorgan finally gets to interview Boris Johnson on @GMB . About time! #IMPRESSIONS

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Can’t believe Buffon held up a Twister to Michael Oliver’s face

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BORIS DAILY UPDATE FOR THE SELF EMPLOYED 🦠🦠

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3 years

Just leave @Rylan alone. Legend. Wonderful human being.

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6 years

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DO NOT LET GRACE LOOSE IN A HOSPITAL #LoveIsland

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@LewisCapaldi Louise Capaldi

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2 years

Spare a thought for @MadelynSmedley . She said it was Will from Ep 2 and then turned down 3k. BBC owe it to her to write Rita back in to Eastenders #TheTraitors

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5 years

Yeah he’s 28. OLD MATE. OOOOOOLD. He was Born in 1990 #LoveIsland

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1 year

This is my FAVOURITE clip of Barry Humphries interviewing @piersmorgan

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3 years

Some news… 🧑🏼‍🍼🐸❤️🤷🏻‍♂️

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2 years

#TheTraitors impressions! Who’s excited for tonight’s ep?

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4 years

HERE WE GO. #SpittingImage . Coming to @ITV 3rd October. Been wanting to shout about this for SO LONG!!!

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It’s my birthday. My wife made me my own pub! Home made pie and pints! First class.

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6 years

‘You always manage to make everything about you’ I think this quote from Hardeep will get him to the final. #CBB

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5 years

It Is What It Is! But What Is IT?! ALTERNATIVE #LOVEISLAND EP 1 #itiswhatitis #loveisland2019 #loveislandbe #loveislanduk #Islanders

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2 years

I’ve seen so many tweets of people slagging Wilf! He’s playing the game superbly. Would you like a series of The Traitors where no one is a traitor? They all get money and sit and have a chat for a week

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6 years

27 years ago we lost this legend. Greatest front man EVER 👨🏻 #FreddieMercury

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5 years

Boris Johnson announcement for the Arts and Self-employed #covid ー19uk

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Zara: I think I found love I think I just heard Eyal laugh #LoveIsland

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4 years

Boris is here to explain his Moonshot approach #coronavirusuk #Boris #covid19 🦠

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6 years

I want Dani in my life so I never make a bad decision ever again. #LoveIsland

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6 years

Wes was born in 1998. I’ll let that sink in. He probably doesn’t even know the moves to Macarena. #LoveIsland

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4 years

So. Slightly annoyed how much @piersmorgan is enjoying all this. Very excited and fired up to be playing Piers in @SpittingImage !

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6 years

Set finished and signed off. Tonight’s set is a special one. It’s my ultimate lineup. It’s time for the last ever @bbuk . Thank you for everything you trouble raising bitches. This show has changed my life. 😢👁‍🗨 #BBUK

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3 years

Line Of Duty IMPRESSIONS... Steve has discovered the worst crime EVER committed. #LineOfDuty #LOD #MotherOfGod #LineOfLukey

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6 years

New bushtucker trail. You have to spend 3 weeks with John Barrowman. #Imaceleb

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2 years

I’m not gonna judge King Charles for being annoyed at a pen. Yesterday I told a USB cable to fuck off cause I couldn’t find it.

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5 years

Bit of fun this morning with man like Michael. #LoveIsland #Loveislandpodcast

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Lucie: I told him last night Mollie Mae: oh right 👀 #LoveIsland

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6 years

I would LOVE Rosie to couple up with one of them. Oh I would laugh and Laugh and laugh #LoveIsland

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2 years

Team News

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6 years

Just catching up with last night’s #CBB . SHOW. THEM. THE. FOOTAGE!!!

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2 years

Can we all give a huge round of applause to @Teamnewsandtix for helping us all. I’ll start 👏🏼

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6 years

Royal Variety Performance tonight!

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1 year

I AM SO EXCITED! I was in Les Mis 13 years ago understudying Marius and now I’m back to play Thenardier in the west end baby! This really is a dream come true. @lesmisofficial

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2 years

Paddington not there at the funeral. Says a lot

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6 years

Anyone noticed they sometimes spell your name wrong in Starbucks? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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5 years

I have watched 3 seasons of #LineOfDuty in 4 days. I will now only take advice from comedians one rank higher than me

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4 years

Thought Nicola Sturgeon was brilliant in the new #johnlewischristmasadvert

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This series of love island is 🔥💥🔥💥🔥💥🔥💥🔥💥🔥💥 #LoveIsland

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8 years

Who's up for some #ImACeleb impressions? @joeldommett @adamthomas21 @WayneBridge @TVMartinRoberts @imacelebrity

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2 years

Antonio Conte Press Conference about Mother’s Day

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4 years

Boris with a very very clear message #COVID19 #COVIDIOTS

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6 years

Thought there was a documentary about John Barrowman on after this but it’s just Extra Camp. #ImACeleb

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4 years

THIS IS WHO WE NEED NOW

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6 years

Happy birthday to my gorgeous man, daddy, trouble raisin bitch, filthy beggar and friend @rylan Clark-Neal.

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6 years

It’s the final day. Feels very strange. Very sad. I don’t like it. Here’s some of my favourite housemates over the years. #bbuk Ziggy Dean Brian D @spencerpratt @katelawler @Rylan John McCririck @stephen_bear @hughie_maughan @NicolaMcLean @Tomaszwania Tell me yours!

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4 years

Really sad to hear about Nikki Grahame. She was also so lovely to work with and always had something funny to say and offer.

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7 years

On my way to Borehamwood. My winner is @courtneyact . It’s year of the women, so I think a pansexual, polyamorous (*Ann Rolls Eyes* *Screw you Ann*) gender fluid absolutely wonder of human should win. I love Wayne with all my heart but Courtney to Win! #CBB

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I am DELIGHTED to say that I am coming back to @bbuk . I am taking up a new role as well as my normal set of impressions. Can’t wait to see Olivier Giroud again. #CBBBOTS #CBB

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Georgia: NO ONE TAKES MY MAN I AM RAGING!! ‘Georgia he picked you’ Georgia: I AM KEEPING MY OPTIONS OPEN #LoveIsland

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6 years

DO NOT EVICT #BBLewis ! He is the best character in there!! #BBUK

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7 years

Today was incredible. I met my heroes. I did my impression to the main man himself. What a day. What a moment.

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2 years

It’s 2:24 on Christmas morning. I can’t sleep and all I’m thinking about is Kieran saying 'a parting gift' It's so poetic I miss #TheTraitors

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5 years

WE MUST FIND SOMEONE FOR OVIE! ALTERNATIVE LOVE ISLAND EPISODE 5 #LoveIsland #Ovie #Impressions #ManLikeOvie

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5 years

I’m An Impressionist Get Me Out Of Here! #imaceleb impressions! @antanddec @itv @Caitlyn_Jenner @andrewismaxwell @andywhyment81 @jameshaskell @IanWright0

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7 years

RT if you think @Rylan and #CBBBOTS should be on straight after the show?

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6 years

Been walking around the house accusing my wife of things in the voice of Kathleen Zellner, claiming that things she has done are a ‘red flag’ to me. When is it inappropriate to do impressions? #MakingAMurderer

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3 years

This was @thewhitmore tonight… #LoveIsland

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5 years

Amy tonight 😬 #lovelsland

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6 years

This ⁦ @JamesArthur23 ⁩ track is unreal.

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FIRST LOOK AT THE 2 NEW LADS ENTERING THE VILLA ON #LOVEISLAND #IMPRESSIONS

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Hardeep Snoring... Tomasz: Hold my beer #BBUK

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8 years

Missing these guys already! #bbuk

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3 years

Anyone else? #LineofDutyFinale

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4 years

With all the shit that is going on in the country. Who thinks ‘ooo I know a way we can make some money, stealing food from children’ utterly despicable.

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#FreeSchoolMeals On the left £30 of food. On the right what private company Chartwells have supplied having been awarded a government contract to supply for £30 free school meals. Utterly shameful profiteering off some of the country's most disadvantaged kids!

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In the old days Big Brother would be doing EVERYTHING to get Rebekah and Coleen in the house! #RooneyvVardy

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3 years

Wordle 216 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 OF COURSE this is the one I get first time

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6 years

Anamelia is the same with these coins as she is with arguments... She’s not dropping it #BBUK

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4 years

NEW SKETCH. The Corona Sessions starring @GaryBarlow ! #croonersessions #lockdown #impressions

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6 years

Hussain is jealous of Lewis. End of. Lewis speaks up when he needs to. He didn’t need to last night. Lewis doesn’t need to stand up for Zoe. Zoe is well capabale of speaking for herself. Lewis is complicated, but I think he did the right thing #BBUK

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4 years

Trump: I Love You

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6 years

People’s names and their voices. VOLUME 1

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7 years

Ann pretending that Pony isn’t her favourite song #CBB

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6 years

Dr Alex, have you ever heard the phrase ‘Beggers can’t be choosers’? #LoveIsland

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5 years

I am BUZZING to be doing impressions live on #AfterSun straight after @LoveIsland on @itv2 Have wanted to do this for a long time!! Enjoy 😊 🌴

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6 years

My day job is an impressionist

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6 years

I’m gonna miss @bbuk so much. 😞 #BBBOTS

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4 years

. @rajasthanroyals ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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6 years

Human Ken Doll? If I was Ken, I’d be fuming #CBB

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6 years

My best mate when he was 18 had testicular cancer. He found out early by checking his nuts in the shower. It only takes a minute. Makes sure you check yours!!

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5 years

I love @LewisCapaldi

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Hardeep always seems ever so shocked when he is rude to somebody and they get upset?! #CBB ⁠ ⁠

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7 years

Betty is gorgeous. #CBB

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3 years

Baby is now 8 days overdue. It’s taking the piss now. Not even a text to say they were gonna be late.

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5 years

Me: Can’t believe Callum would flirt with another girl. I’m so upset. Also me: LIVING FOR THE DRAMA #LoveIsland

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2 years

Congratulations @BBCOne and @ClaudiaWinkle that was incredible. #TheTraitors Also. PLEASE CAN WE HAVE A REUNION EP?

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3 years

@Arsenal If you can’t get in the Champions League. Just create your own. Proud of my club. It’s v clever

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6 years

What a series this was. In case you didn’t see my final set here is a short snippet. Sally was my favourite to do!! @ryanjamesthomas , @SallyMorganTV , @TheNickLeeson , @DannyO , @gabbydawnallen

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3 years

You’re a hero @BukayoSaka87 . You’ve been INCREDIBLE this tournament and there is so much more to come from you.

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7 years

What a NIGHT! Absolutely loved last night. I love @bbuk so much. All the team and @Rylan is such a legend. Congratulations to @courtneyact , a deserving winner!! #CBB

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2 years

WATCHING @FPLFocal and @LetsTalk_FPL STRESSING I’m a troll! I am not!

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8 years

So much love for this guy. @Rylan you really are my gorgeous man. Thanks for always looking after me. #BBUK #BBBOTS

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5 years

Thinking of starting a WhatsApp group for everyone who can’t sleep in this heat. Who wants in?

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8 years

When Renee's family saw Bear turn her down... #CBB

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3 years

Ed Sheeran watching the performance of his song. #LoveIsland

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6 years

STEPH AND JOSH?! I can’t believe... i can remember their names #LoveIsland

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6 years

JUST SEEN THE HOUSEMATE PROFILE VIDS! THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST SERIES EVER!! #BBUK @bbuk PROPER OLD SCHOOL BIG BROTHER

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