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@LukeAlade

1 year

Sure!

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@_Debbieeeeee

1 year

Dark skin guys 😍... let's see a picture???

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@LukeAlade

10 months

I'm tempted to change all my pieces of clothing (my entire wardrobe) to black. I love love black.

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@LukeAlade

2 years

@dammiedammie35 Quality of the “Stew”, quality of the broth, some bay leaves, thyme, and curry ‘ear’ and ‘dear’. Small smoke, should burn, cover with foil, or bags to cook on low heat when the broth is drying...ati be be lo.

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@LukeAlade

2 years

@The_amakaaa Everything love is just embarrassing, abeg. The things I've caught myself doing in the most months are very bad PR for my brand 😩

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@LukeAlade

2 years

Just because I miss threads asking men to post themselves wearing shorts

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@LukeAlade

2 years

@dotunjubal I had a Kodunmi classmate in High School that the Yoruba teacher was flogging and asked, “what is your name?”. Saying his name attracted more strokes because she kept saying, “Kodun e now” Lol.

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@LukeAlade

3 years

@ItsNot_ThatDeep @luvkaylasimone Huh? It’s Melatonin and not Melanin *

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@LukeAlade

3 years

@UjuAnya The whole idea of embracing diversity and differences is not forcefully blurring the lines but, accepting, dignifying, appreciating the diverse forms as they are. On the other hand, intent and context should never be disregarded...

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@LukeAlade

2 years

@jayythedope I hope you're joking, though. Should false rape accusations be punishable? Yes. But will this be a good sense of proportion for the punishment? Of course not.

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@LukeAlade

2 years

@yemisichei Like! Nigerian schools conflict intelligence with sciences and diminish the importance of the Arts. And even though I was in the sciences, I didn't like that. I thought it took a lot to be in the Arts.

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@LukeAlade

2 years

Some of us have been living with our inboxes submersed with Heys, His, Sup, Xup, and Hellos. People with no intentions of driving meaningful conversations. To be fair, I'm not looking for new friends. But if you must shoot your shot, please come correct.

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@LukeAlade

2 years

One thing I'll never do is change the pronouns in songs. I'll sing it the way it was sung

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@LukeAlade

3 years

@Day_veedd @burnt__dodo What is this now? 🤣🤣🤣 y’all can be tew much🤣🤣

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@LukeAlade

5 months

I want to fall in love deeply and delightfully with someone who has a forceful intellect and ambition. Someone kind and beautiful. And proceed to formalize a committed relationship with them. It would be great to quote this with a positive response before the year runs out.

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@LukeAlade

2 years

@im_zhuly @_theladymo Does Dr Rashel work? Up to 6 months now and I'm not seeing the glow 😩😩

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@LukeAlade

2 years

@HammedAkinyemi I tell everyone I know the difference. Porridges are not pottages, and omelets are not fried eggs.

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@LukeAlade

2 years

@Najitey_ People saying, “what time do you brush your mouth?”. Do you not brush the last thing at night, before going to bed?

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@LukeAlade

4 years

@TheNewPractice Elizabeth deserves a slot tbh!

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@LukeAlade

2 years

I like how I can be curious about you but not nosy about it.

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@LukeAlade

2 years

@tolanibaj Never have I seen this aunty tweet anything on personal development, nation-building, job opportunities, motivations, or anything cool. Smh 😞 You have a platform, do something lasting and impactful.

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@LukeAlade

2 years

@sammyedeh @linusmark1 @Somms_N DYG! A woman should not even be interested in a man who feels intimidated by her.

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@LukeAlade

2 years

@heisvnr On a bad day, I still like my own.

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@LukeAlade

2 years

Change your toothbrushes (It's been 3 months already) Happy April ❤️

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@LukeAlade

2 years

One of my biggest fear has been posing in the driver’s seat of a friend's car along a driveway. Them not being in the car, and another vehicle hooting for me to clear aside. And me confused and laughing because the car won't drive itself. The car won't drive itself, my darling.

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@LukeAlade

2 years

The best things 🥺🥺

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@LukeAlade

2 years

Having a long day, sitting ad working in my office and hearing someone say Sufferness from downstairs My day just got longer! Edakun, what are these words? Sufferness? Pepperish? Abeg now 😩😩 Please, say Suffering and Peppery.

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@LukeAlade

2 years

@Your_UKnurse @_theladymo Dudu Osun is clearing my spots! After trying several on-the-shelves products 😀

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@LukeAlade

2 years

Something I've learned about myself: My Life will change only if I want it to; there is nothing anyone says or does that will change my life or significantly influence my decisions.

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@LukeAlade

2 years

Too much Social media is exactly like eating too rich, too moist, too sweet, too everything of a cake. Stuffing yourself at first feels good. And afterward, you feel less than good and realize that it would have been a lot better if you did not have so much.

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@LukeAlade

2 years

I always pray that the gaps between our expectations and reality are bearable. I wish you a future filled with meaning and everything you wish for yourself. Sending all my love to you on this day, all of it.

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@LukeAlade

9 months

For someone who is completely averse to the idea of having children and getting married, I nurture things, people, and relationships beautifully.

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@LukeAlade

2 years

I never wondered if this person gave me the right to love them. I had just gone ahead to love them. And now, I am a backlash of their lack of love.

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@LukeAlade

1 year

@_justinemperio @Fitblaq @JohnKin61245705 @thscalababoi_25 @FaithOyedepo A new generation of Christians you belong to, and the first thing you did was to profile and judge. Sigh. You could have engaged in a conversation and driven home your point. But no. You had to show the stance of a superior Christian.

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@LukeAlade

2 years

@lovefornegro @jayythedope Oh yes, I do. And that is why I'm saying: those who accuse people wrongly— intentionally or unintentionally should receive criminal punishment. Just not the same punishment as a rapist.

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@LukeAlade

2 years

@BusayoOtebata Instead of telling people not to eat this or that, why not talk about Moderation, Proportionality, and Variety. Why not tell people in context why they should reduce the intake of certain things?

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@LukeAlade

2 years

I don't have the bandwidth to continue a conversation after asking a person how they are doing, and they did not ask me back. Is it just me?

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@LukeAlade

2 years

@goodreads A solid! I've read 4 others too

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@LukeAlade

2 years

I'm hyper-punctual, and I arrive early at every event. Being on time might be a moral imperative for me. Living in Nigeria, this, certainly, is a big punishment for me.

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@LukeAlade

2 years

My latest attraction has been to people who use gender-neutral (inclusive) terms correctly and often. And to people careful not to misgender anyone, you can have all my money.

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@LukeAlade

2 years

Dates are sorta sacred to me. I always want to talk to my partner, my friend, or colleague across a small table, have a drink and have an unrushed meal together. 😢

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@LukeAlade

2 years

@EkongGodfrey @HammedAkinyemi These are fried eggs, and what we call fried eggs are omelets. When you beat an egg, you're most likely making an omelet. And what you eventually add to the eggs determines the kind of omelets you make. You're welcome 🤞

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@LukeAlade

2 years

Privilege does not mean an endlessly easy life. It is always relative to something else. It means you fall into a group that is advantageous to another group.

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@LukeAlade

2 years

@iam_jibolar @Zanzee_zee Ta lo ma san? NFT abii? The whole thread is messy, and I’m in stitches 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@LukeAlade

2 years

@UjuAnya @OlaCoker___ Listen to @UjuAnya Better listen now. Financial independence is liberating—you can resist most forms of exploitation.

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@LukeAlade

2 years

Please, extend as much grace to people as you expect.

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@LukeAlade

2 years

We had to grow up for what reason, exactly?

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@LukeAlade

3 years

@dammiedammie35 You forgot to add “have I made myself clear” 2* This same hoh wey @nengiofficial win two times 😒🤦‍♂️

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@LukeAlade

2 years

@Ogamaestro She Leads Africa asked me to read their organizational brochure to see if there are mistakes and point them out, during an application. I spent 5hours doing it and they didn’t get back. And this was 1/10 of the application process.

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@LukeAlade

10 months

Food🥰🥰

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10 months

October Dump, make it food Jpegs. 🍝🥗🥙🍜

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@LukeAlade

2 years

They don't even sell good scotch eggs in this Abuja

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@LukeAlade

2 years

Gotten used to sleeping with my computer in bed for several years. We both wake up intact.

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@LukeAlade

2 years

And the award for the most stubborn people now belongs to the Am for I'm users. It seems they are not even willing to check if they make this mistake. And despite the gazillion corrections.

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@LukeAlade

2 years

@Ebuka I, too, have been pondering this. People are learning and growing everyday, and it’s troubling that people can’t even take back things they’ve said (in good faith)

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@LukeAlade

2 years

@OrieFaith @RowlyDaDon 🤝 I agree with you—those few times are my issues with him. He needs to say things in context, with nuance, and drop some stereotypical views. And both women and men need to do better, to be fair.

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2 years

I want a soft life, don't stress me, reduce your control on me, pay me maximum, and pay me yesterday. This was how someone described my generation (GenZ). Yay/Nay?

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@LukeAlade

2 years

I don’t have the bandwidth to create long “threads”. I just post the actual caption on the photo.

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@LukeAlade

2 years

bicthes dey this world mehn God abeg I don’t want to be a mechanic I wanna be a baller I say this 1000 times every day I think it has even replaced my morning prayers Epp me 😭😭

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@LukeAlade

10 months

Times New Roman or amma crumble I don't type a letter or word until I've fixed my font type, size, line spacing, and alignment.

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@LukeAlade

2 years

It's not a poem

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@LukeAlade

2 years

One of my biggest flexes currently is people who know I'm an Adichie stan coming to me to tell me they read a book by Chimamanda and it's so good or that she is now the absolute love of their life or that they saw a video of and she is so beautiful. I Stan a metaphor for Success

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11 months

People have said a lot, and I want to say, too, that it is okay to step back from or downsize a difficult friendship. Sometimes, we have to let certain friends go, or at least, diminish our reliance on them.

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1 year

What unpopular opinion of friendship will have you like this

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2 years

If you could ever love me, I'd be blessed with something incredibly precious.

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@LukeAlade

1 year

No amount of peer pressure will make me roast the tomatoes, bell peppers, habaneros, and onions for my Jollof Puree in the oven. And no, I won't add garlic and ginger too, when making the puree. They are better in the meat broth.

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2 years

The stage of heartbreak where you wonder if they ever still think of you and if the taste of your lips is still recent to them

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@LukeAlade

2 years

30+ 🤝 Giving noncommittal responses and treating you like an afterthought.

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2 years

@weghforgster @Tejumola__ What is this response? 😂😂I love eeet

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2 years

@UjuAnya As it should be 😊

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2 years

@Ugolibra @Ebuka But many people lack that sense of proportion for punishments of ‘crimes/sins’. And that we live in a world where people are still judged differently for doing the exact thing but based on who is involved makes me wary of what you have just said.

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4 years

@aloo_babs @hannytalker He may not have necessarily gotten another job elsewhere...some of us just can’t stand any form of breaching employees’ rights and keep quiet in fear.

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2 years

@MrAppleberry_ Happy Anniversary, man 🎉 Is there a small space in the marriage to shift for me?

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@LukeAlade

2 years

Change is incremental: stop acting like children in elementary schools who want everything and want them now. Pace yourself and swim your lane.

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@LukeAlade

2 years

After I complete my Foward program at McKinsey&Company, if you see me doing any program or course again, abeg wipe me cord for neck because I no dey hear word 😩

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@LukeAlade

2 years

I'm due for one of those dates where I'll order every course. A martini for my appetizer and a tall glass of sweet red wine for my entreé And it has to be Lamothe Parrot or Merlot 😩😩

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2 years

Always reminding myself to swim in my own lane. Always!

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@LukeAlade

2 years

Price is not an accurate gauge of quality.

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@LukeAlade

2 years

In this adult age, I wanted y'all to know I've liked a person so much that I used all of our names for “FLAMES” and checked our Zodiac compatibility. The ghetto of the trenches that I was in (still in). I can't even say the other things (shame dey catch me)

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@LukeAlade

2 years

Would it not make you perverse to like all the pictures on my Instagram highlights on Monday morning and not send a message or follow me? I know you're a spec, but dm still.

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2 years

@MalikHuddah @The_amakaaa Yes oo 😂 Brand I built from the scratch 😂😂

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@LukeAlade

2 years

@Johnjesse___ @quadri_tosi @Gracymama1 There was a caught 😂😂

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@LukeAlade

2 years

Stop leaving bad tastes in people's mouths.

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@LukeAlade

2 years

One thing about me: I'll stalk you on LinkedIn with my full chest.

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@LukeAlade

2 years

As an adult, the velocity each day is great, and time for reflection is little—still, you must reflect. You could be going through the darkest tunnel, yet you must show up for whatever. It's hard. I'll give the context much later.

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@LukeAlade

2 years

I can't think of anything lonelier than having a partner I cannot talk to, or worse, someone I cannot be silent with. So, I'm always careful to give people the silence they need—honoring your need for space and time. I want to talk and listen a lot and be quiet when need be, too

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2 years

Wednesday*

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@LukeAlade

2 years

Death tells you there's no time to sit around and ponder about how your life should go. It could just come hurtling at you. We actively never remember death, and it is the reason many of us live the way we do. And we will all die—life is only a state of death denial.

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1 year

My heartbeat has constantly been at 124 BPM. Sigh!

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@LukeAlade

2 years

Kindness is a measure of our humanity. Please, always be kind. Oh, and this does not translate to being nice—it is not wanting to be likable or too comfortable or telling a lie.

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@LukeAlade

2 years

@EileenGerald1 @d0yinn @etta_imohh @The_amakaaa Lmao. Na your turn, endure! Lmao 😂😂

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@LukeAlade

2 years

My two major drivers: are my desire not to be poor and my wanting to make a genuine impact. They have somehow dictated my every movement, decision, and even the day’s rhythm.

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@LukeAlade

2 years

@SMiTHiE___ @tolanibaj You get. Every other time people are sober, she says, “It can't be me”

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2 years

Posting my IG story here directly because I know it'll exceed just one Tweet.

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