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@Lozcurtis

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@Lozcurtis
Lauren Curtis
5 years
And now it is no longer funny
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5 years
Kylie Jenner Trademarks 'Rise and Shine'
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Lauren Curtis
7 years
Literally have tears streaming down my face 😭❤️
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Lauren Curtis
5 years
So first everyone hated Jordyn and tore her to shreds while lifting up Khloe, then Jordyn spoke out and the tables turned on Khloe with everyone taking Jordyn’s side, meanwhile Tristan’s public image hasn’t been affected at all, with a trending hashtag in his favour
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Lauren Curtis
6 years
STOP 👏🏻 CROPPING 👏🏻 DOG’S 👏🏻 EARS 👏🏻
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Lauren Curtis
5 years
At this point in my life I just have to accept the fact that I am a serial procrastinator who, if given 1 month to do something, will achieve it 2 hrs before it’s due, causing loads of unnecessary stress and making me reconsider all of my life choices leading up to that moment
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Lauren Curtis
7 years
THE @Jaclynhill x MORPHE PALETTE Review & Tutorial!
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Lauren Curtis
5 years
Amongst all the drama right now it’s been nice seeing some of the genuine and authentic influencers being given credit. I want to join in! There are so many to name but the one that stands out to me personally is @patrickstarrr ⭐️ a mini thread:
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Lauren Curtis
5 years
Shane’s makeup application evolution is the most wholesome thing I’ve seen on the internet this year
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Lauren Curtis
6 years
Does anyone else think there’s a big difference between saying “love you” to someone and saying “I love you”?
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Lauren Curtis
7 years
How did I get so lucky 😭
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Lauren Curtis
8 years
Even though my heart is broken it's so incredible that @KylieJenner is in the position she's in. No one has done this b4 in makeup industry!
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Lauren Curtis
6 years
🔴⚪️🔴⚪️
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Lauren Curtis
4 years
Huda Beauty uses SO - I repeat SO - much unnecessary packaging in their PR send outs it’s actually kind of infuriating? I’ve just removed myself from their list (tried months ago but no one replied to my email), because I feel guilty every single time I’m sent something and -
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Lauren Curtis
6 years
Does anyone else sit down in their makeup chair and stare at themselves super close up in the mirror for a good 2 minutes before doing their makeup? Just evaluating what they’re working with that day 🧐🔍
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Lauren Curtis
6 years
I think I am in love?
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Lauren Curtis
6 years
Never give up on your dreams 💪🏻
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Lauren Curtis
7 years
So interesting to see which people don’t congratulate you on something when you support their achievements. Noted ✅
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Lauren Curtis
5 years
Do you ever randomly remember something you said or did years ago that makes you want to crawl into a tiny ball and roll away never to be seen again
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Lauren Curtis
6 years
Living my best life 😁💙
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Lauren Curtis
7 years
I feel sorry for ppl who spend their time writing mean comments 🤥 I literally only read a few words then block. All ur effort for nothing 😢💐
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Lauren Curtis
6 years
Does anyone else ever have the random urge to throw out all of their clothes and start fresh
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Lauren Curtis
5 years
Me @ the girls at school who made fun of my YouTube channel before it took off
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Lauren Curtis
6 years
I hate these comparisons!!! People are so emotionally detached from what they post online - imagine how you’d feel seeing someone post this of you. It doesn’t matter if you’re a celeb or not, we all have insecurities and FEELINGS and no one deserves to be humiliated like this
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Lauren Curtis
4 years
New hair 😁💇🏼‍♀️
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Lauren Curtis
6 years
People who comment “who cares” or “nobody cares” on celebrity news stories sure do care enough to take the time out of their day to let everyone know how much they definitely don’t care
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Lauren Curtis
5 years
This gets me every damn time
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Lauren Curtis
6 years
Kim’s MET makeup is AMAZING 😍😍😍
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Lauren Curtis
5 years
Why are men so obsessed with sending unsolicited dick pics? Like if the app or website they’re using has a photo feature there’s a 98.9% chance they’ll take a pic of their ugly willy as if they’re providing some kind of community service
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Lauren Curtis
6 years
Getting ready to go out for my gf’s hen’s night and I just think about all the times my girls and I have cried in the club over boys breaking our hearts and here we all are with boys we love who treat us like queens. Life is good ❤️
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Lauren Curtis
7 years
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Lauren Curtis
5 years
Plz don’t call me hun if I don’t know you
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Lauren Curtis
6 years
I think Tarte explaining the reasons for their non existent shade range for PoC has just made things worse. Essentially they’re saying that Caucasian people are their priority & PoC come second -
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Lauren Curtis
6 years
Buying something for $20 on my card is easy but buying that same thing with $20 cash feels like I’m spending my life savings
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Lauren Curtis
5 years
Me: skin breaking out, stomach bloated, no energy, cramps My period:
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Lauren Curtis
5 years
As I’ve gotten older I’ve realised that fierce loyalty only ever benefits the other person, never really yourself. The amount of times I’ve been backing someone on something 110% and then the next day they’re BFFs with the person that hurt them & I’m like kk kewl waste of my time
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Lauren Curtis
8 years
"I'm just going for a quick no-makeup makeup look today" *3 hours later*
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Lauren Curtis
6 years
My boyfriend 0.3 seconds after we put a movie on
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Lauren Curtis
5 years
Rinse and repeat
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Lauren Curtis
4 years
When people comment to let me know they’re unfollowing me because I spoke about white privilege as if I’m going to mourn their loss or something. You’re saving me the hassle of doing it myself so thank u mam 🧹
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Lauren Curtis
7 years
HOW DO PEOPLE NOT LIKE PULP IN ORANGE JUICE
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Lauren Curtis
7 years
My life is a constant struggle between wanting to be fit & toned and wanting fries for breakfast lunch and dinner
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Lauren Curtis
6 years
50s vibes 🌵💙☀️
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Lauren Curtis
6 years
Sunnylands 🌼
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Lauren Curtis
6 years
Just you and I, always ❤️
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Lauren Curtis
7 years
I'm so out of the loop I didn't even know there was an issue 😂 no one can "steal" a blue eyeshadow look, it's been done so many times b4! 😊
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James Charles
7 years
thank you to ppl leaving nasty comments accusing me of stealing @Lozcurtis 's look, I didn't know her but now I'm in love with her videos 😍
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Lauren Curtis
7 years
Golden rule of being an adult: don't go food shopping when you're hungry
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Lauren Curtis
8 years
If Trumps wins 4 YEAR LONG SLEEPOVER AT MY PLACE ✈️🏡
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Lauren Curtis
8 years
Do you ever forget you have makeup on and wipe your face or rub your eye and immediately think WHAT HAVE I DONE
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Lauren Curtis
5 years
Pick the best ripeness
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Lauren Curtis
6 years
make fun of kim all you like but she has changed this woman's life. i couldn't believe how many people were making jokes about her attempt at doing something positive for someone else - like why are people so bothered by that? direct your negative energy towards something useful
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6 years
BEST NEWS EVER!!!! 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
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Lauren Curtis
7 years
When your hair tie is too tight to go around 3 times but too loose if you only wrap it twice 😢
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Lauren Curtis
7 years
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Lauren Curtis
6 years
Is there any bigger compliment than a dog CHOOSING to approach you? I think not
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Lauren Curtis
6 years
😂😂
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6 years
If I had a dollar for every time a client sent me this @Lozcurtis picture for what their makeup to look like on their wedding day, I could retire early.
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Lauren Curtis
7 years
When you have to sell your car, your house and your soul to buy a bag
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Lauren Curtis
6 years
I think this is my favourite photo of 2018
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Lauren Curtis
7 years
😊😊
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Lauren Curtis
7 years
This is REAL skill - not Facetune - THANK YOU FOR SHOWING REAL SKIN TEXTURE 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
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7 years
Wings on wings on wings
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Lauren Curtis
7 years
How come whenever I take photos in this lighting I can't open my eyes and my flaws are 10000 times more visible 😒
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7 years
Cravings
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Lauren Curtis
8 years
My new @MakeupGeek palette 😍
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Lauren Curtis
7 years
People who feel the need to let you know that they're unfollowing you are the worst. Like just GO, no one is throwing a farewell party for u
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Lauren Curtis
4 years
#Election2020 Every time I log on to Twitter and see election stuff my stomach flips... and I live in Australia. I can't imagine what it would be like to live in the US right now 😭 Thinking of you guys 🥺❤️
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Lauren Curtis
6 years
My neighbours stole my uber eats order and now it’s war
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Lauren Curtis
6 years
Thanks for the tip xxx
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Lauren Curtis
6 years
🌵🌵🌵
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Lauren Curtis
5 years
When you can feel a fuzz on your face but you can’t find it
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Lauren Curtis
4 years
WHO REMEMBERS
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Lauren Curtis
7 years
Am I the only person on planet earth who hasn't watched 13 reasons why 🤔
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Lauren Curtis
8 years
Me driving behind someone: OH MY GOD H👏🏼U👏🏼R👏🏼R👏🏼Y U👏🏼P👏🏼 Someone driving behind me: slow down safety first its the journey not destination
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Lauren Curtis
6 years
Happy 25th birthday to meeeee 🤓👵🏻
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Lauren Curtis
7 years
Omg I just want a cute top that isn't cropped/backless/super booby... is that too much to ask :(
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Lauren Curtis
8 years
Me while eating fast food: YEEESSSSS!!! Me after eating fast food: self sabotage. regret. need to reevaluate existence. why I do dis
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Lauren Curtis
6 years
Reece just tried to make a smoothie with the nutribullet and when the house almost exploded he realised he left the spoon in there
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Lauren Curtis
5 years
@RawBeautyKristi It’s just become too overwhelming. Too many brands, too many products, too many launches, too much to keep track of. It’s like the whole industry grew way too quickly and that took the excitement away from the whole experience/hobby. It went from not enough options to too many
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Lauren Curtis
7 years
How is being called a bitch an insult - like female dogs are the most beautiful creatures on earth, thanks for the compliment xx
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Lauren Curtis
6 years
YouTube series idea: interviewing people who leave nasty, hateful comments on social media and finding out what drives them to do what they do
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Lauren Curtis
6 years
Maldives 💙
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Lauren Curtis
4 years
Oh no 😧
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Lauren Curtis
5 years
Dear brands: don’t call me babe. Regards, me
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Lauren Curtis
6 years
🐚🌊☀️
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Lauren Curtis
7 years
Dinner with the ❤️ of my life 💫
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Lauren Curtis
10 years
"Stop looking for happiness in the same place you lost it"
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Lauren Curtis
7 years
How can people with platforms happily promote "fit tea" and "flat tummy tea" gimmicks! TEA DOES NOT MAKE YOU FIT OR GIVE YOU A FLAT TUMMY!
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Lauren Curtis
5 years
Did anyone else have an issue with @KimKardashian ’s hamster dying without any explanation as to why? I hate watching celebrities buy pets that they obviously don’t want and then neglecting them or acting as if they’re disgusting (like Kim did with the hamster). DON’T BUY IT THEN
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Lauren Curtis
6 years
This is literally my life goals
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Lauren Curtis
7 years
Was informed that the boy who broke my heart once upon a time is on Tinder, meanwhile I've spent the last 3 yrs with the ❤️ of my life 😌💅🏻
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Lauren Curtis
6 years
@Jaclynhill You seem soo much happier recently it’s been so nice witnessing the change in you (from an outsider’s perspective)! I really hope you don’t try to dull your shine or hide the fun you’re having just to please those who follow you that can’t handle seeing you in a different light
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Lauren Curtis
5 years
The older I get the less I feel the need to sugarcoat the things I say to people. I was always so scared people would think I was blunt or rude when really, I'm just being assertive and not making other people feel better about their annoying behaviour
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Lauren Curtis
6 years
Honestly how does anyone paint their nails without punching walls? I painted mine for the first time in ages and gave them so much time to dry before touching anything but the moment.. THE MOMENT I pick something up they smear and a part of my soul dies
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Lauren Curtis
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Lauren Curtis
7 years
I LOVE HIM SO MUCH HE IS SO CUTE
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Lauren Curtis
7 years
Me WHENEVER I see a dog: *stops talking mid-sentence* "PUPPPPPPYYYYYYYY" *continues talking*
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Lauren Curtis
7 years
This hurts my boobs just watching
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Lauren Curtis
8 years
One of my fave quotes: "you can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world but there's still going to be someone who doesn't like peaches"
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Lauren Curtis
7 years
☹️
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Lauren Curtis
7 years
Imagine having abs
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Lauren Curtis
8 years
Dying to play with these! 🦄💖✨
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Lauren Curtis
7 years
😭😭😭😭
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7 years
Witnesses say this man pulled over to save a wild rabbit from flames along Highway 1 in Southern California as the massive #ThomasFire spreads toward Santa Barbara County.
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Lauren Curtis
7 years
There is a special place in hell for girls who leave used tampons in public toilets and don't flush. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
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Lauren Curtis
6 years
📍 Maldives 🌴
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