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NO ONE IS PURE In the public squares of the cities of northern Europe in the Middle Ages, a standard sight was of a person ‘in stocks’, their arms, head and legs immobilized within a wooden frame. The person (it was more often than not a woman) had done something wrong - they’d
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@Culture_Crit I think these two structures are a mile apart from what I have seen. It is a camera lens trick. Google "Montparnasse Tower."
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@pearlythingz Is this the 2024 election?
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@HeidiBriones Odd how often she uses the word equal and only mentions what he does. Well what does she do? How do we know if it is equal if we do not know what she does as well?
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@stillgray @jakeshieldsajj This staged video is a bit much.
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@PicturesFoIder Okay everyone I found the original video that is about 5 minutes long and 8 years old. She did say YES. Here is Daniel's life update from 1/31/22. - I am in the Navy. I dont know what she's doing now. - No, we are NOT together. Haven't been for about 6 years now (I'm honestly
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@DavidCornDC For the love of money is the root of all evil
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@ask_aubry Everyone knows about that code. Not everyone follows it but everyone knows about it.
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@Acyn No mention of God, Jesus, or the Holy Spirit. Those claiming to be Christian should take note.
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@Alphafox78 Cuz they used actual photographic film in 1972. Today everything is digital with a CCD sensor.
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@itsJeffTiedrich It had war funding attached to it.
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@FightMate All I see is video and your text. You have a lot of followers.. where did you get this and how did you source it before posting?
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@ScornedSteelers @DiabolicalSpuds You should have called him Remington Jr. lol
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@Kapischh @RainDubiumVII @MKBHD Like returning to an abusive mate because they said they would never do it again. You know they will do it again.
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@OmarOzil99 @TheCinesthetic That movie was very good. Made for very little money too. The color grading was top notch.
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@davenewworld_2 Well, can someone describe Bossier City, Louisiana for the rest of us?
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@kareem_carr Don’t let “Perfect” be the enemy of “Good” is what the summary feels like to me. This is awesome! I love it.
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@LowlyApprentice
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@RobertKennedyJr Almost all citizens of the USA are tired of constant war and those that promote it. Full stop!
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@xbtGBH I've been skiing for 40 years. These are snowboarders, not people that ski. I'm black.
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@DrEliDavid Always on message by swapping out words and names. It is march for Palestine and peace. They are supporting peace, as in a cease fire.
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@bizlet7 Did she she hit the wall at 10 mph or do I just have low standards? Oh, I'm old, sorry.
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@AKBrews I think the pets are salty.
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@sav_says_ So an advance team staffer pulled a Karen to save a spot for charging? This is what it sounds like.
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@VaushV Wholesome AF!
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@HeidiBriones I was young once. 😆
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@secantsegment @Gryffix We can fathom it. The issue is that we remember all of the bad actions and sociological discord from the past. Much of this has not stopped. Our rate of technological advancement is too fast, and not every geographical region or culture is in enough alignment, or ready for this
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@libragod90 @cctvidiots He has 7.3 million subscribers on YouTube. Yeah, if that was part of making his living I'd be madder than he is.
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@AKBrews The next update will make it a real brick.
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@newsiezz @geneverwhat If you are drinking and ever see this look you are about to find out what the chair facing the bed is for.
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@AKBrews Just had a five minute flashback! Do Action Park next. 😜
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@Genceallen @davenewworld_2 The BF seemed like he could have just picked up his GF and left the area. Why did he not just get her out of there?
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@hemantmehta Not once does he mention God or Jesus.
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@moment_mirthful @interesting_aIl Curling is a great sport. So underrated.
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@SeanOhhhh The drugs her therapist is giving her might be a thing. 😆
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@stillgray I doubt he paid that much for the hot dog.
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@TheCinesthetic Pushing Daisies. I actually have a list.
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@_was_type_z @Culture_Crit I agree! No argument here.
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@SeanOhhhh Your boss has no manners. Very odd considering he was given an appropriately priced gift for his true nature and station in life.
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@fesshole Wow, that is truly petty behavior, and sad.
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@FoodPorn Never in chili for hot dogs. Most other times it is okay. Trust my on this one.
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@AKBrews If you are pretty enough you can shine shit and call it gold.
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@churrascooooo It is like we sent an atomized love letter to the future.
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@AKBrews A home for corn people. They store themselves and corn there silly human.
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@DavidSvendsen @noampomsky That is a great way to handle a disagreement. Thanks for the tip.
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@DrLoupis The list is their leverage. Once out they lose it.
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@AKBrews I think we called them "whirly gigs." It has been a while since I have lived in a region of the USA with those. A very funny thing to discover when you are a wee little one. We should all have these around children.
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Superdelegate Howard Dean, Employed by Health Care Lobby Firm
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@tekbog Agile emotional support group meetings are every Thursday at 6pm. See you all there.
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@WellspringGP @BritMartinez The 60s hippie generation sold out a long time ago. Many turned out to be quite greedy. After the Vietnam War they were well on their way in corporate America and not giving an expletive.
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The game industry is fine, it is not Twitter! #GamerGate http://t.co/I9uuA1gHYJ
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@AKBrews Lacks a bunch of context. Obviously Freund's buddy wants to stick around even though Freund wants to go. PTSD is mentioned and Freund fires a gun. Dafuq! We are missing some of the video. That guy in the back massaging the railing tho.
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@GinniDesigns @PicturesFoIder Did we ever find out who the old hag is?
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@Geekdaddy75 That is so sweet and wholesome. She was so excited.
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@AKBrews Bev Weidner the "Sandwich Master" had too much wine one night, and her kids will gain 20 pounds next week.
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@donpetmyrichard @TKO900 Major outage on Desktop and Mobile
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Clinton, Before Spotlighting Crisis In Flint, Michigan, Voted Against Measure To Prevent Groundwater Pollution
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@ejrosetta This is a normal woman. This is natural.
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@AKBrews Okay, I remember the tail end of those food jello days. Putting it in a bun is heresy!
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@stopthewaronve @briebriejoy Yep, I so heard that. I bet that is his wife's name. 😆
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@HeidiBriones I dislike this sort of thinking. Nobody is perfect. We are to be with our complimentary mate. Each person should do what they are better at, good at, or have time for if it is simple. I wonder if this lady mows the lawn.
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@trad_west_ Lemme tell you oil rig workers get paid way more than that. Also the video on the left is one huge OSHA violation and was made expressly to show off and get laid. Video on the right is still another form of showing off.
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@culturaltutor I have one. It does not visually compare to what has been posted. I did think about how emotional and culturally relevant many of the replies are. It is not pretty. Yet, it is my reply. THX-1138 final scene. Great question!
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@GovHowardDean @jamenta @jimmy_dore You are an insurance lobbyist. Superdelegates exist to subvert democracy. Go ahead. Subvert democracy.
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@AKBrews Costco!
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@AKBrews I had no idea Georgia O'Keeffe was into architecture and interior design. 😉
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@AKBrews She has but one move. Note: this is not a complaint.
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@HumansNoContext This looks amazingly expensive. WOW!
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@bizlet7 I feel attacked! 😆
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@Geekdaddy75 Dragon's Lair was a classic. There was also Space Ace. Simple games for a simple time.
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@stephenvgrace @FightMate We know nothing other than this accounts word. That is all I am saying. Regardless of any preconceived notions from OP or any viewers of this post. Our perception of reality is so obfuscated and manipulated. We live in a sea of lies.
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@TheLaurenChen @pearlythingz I guess every night was date night for me.
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@AKBrews Once I saw the mustard I was lost. Say no to food heresy!
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@amuse I bet there is a kilo of coke in that car.
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The #BanBossy campaign tacitly links being bossy to being a leader. They are not the same. Boss ≠ Leader #BanBanning http://t.co/sE6fvK3cEI
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Good morning! #sunrise
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@chaoticclubvids Wholesome AF
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Hitchiker’s Guide to the Galaxy – described as: “the standard repository for all knowledge and wisdom” - http://t.co/hNCXLv7J4Y
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@pacific_noble @Nugjokes Andrea de Matteo (born January 19, 1972) is an American actress. She is best known for her role as Adriana La Cerva on the HBO television drama The Sopranos
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@bizlet7 As I said... a very long time.
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@MrOmnicent @NoCapFights You reap what you sow.
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@alanfranklin It is infrared footage. So it was dark and nobody could really see. Sheeesh people.
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Taste the rainbow
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@FightMate Unneccessary. Plus fighting on concrete is dangerous AF.
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@bizlet7 It's really greed and inflation with no proper adjustments in pay. This frog has been getting slow boiled for a few generations.
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@AKBrews Is this a kink? I've been told this is a weird food stuffs kink, or is it some nefarious newly crafted Costco sales psyop? 😆
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@SteveStuWill Dating fell off of a cliff. WOW!
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@AKBrews When a girl likes you. 😉
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@HeidiBriones Someone paid $5 dollars just to leave a message.
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