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Dave 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🍻

@LoweMeJack

4 years

Please DON'T watch my avi and name, not tryna get bagged

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Dave 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🍻

@LoweMeJack

3 years

🅱️

@BenMCFCx

3 years

United fans want Ole sacked in their thousands. United are three points behind City with the derby next week.

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@LoweMeJack

3 years

😭😭😭😭😭

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Dave 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🍻

@LoweMeJack

4 years

How the Government expect fans to react to a 90th minute equaliser...

United Zone

@ManUnitedZone_

4 years

Fans will not be allowed to sing, shout or drink alcohol when they can finally return to Premier League grounds #muzone [ @MailSport ]

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Dave 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🍻

@LoweMeJack

4 years

Bolton fan una, you're worrying about the wrong minus points

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@Thogden

4 years

@EASPORTSFIFA @premierleague GiVe XhAkA aN 86

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Dave 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🍻

@LoweMeJack

8 months

LACAZETTE REVISIONISM?????????????????????????????????????????

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Dave 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🍻

@LoweMeJack

3 years

But if the owner of Totalsportek is ever caught he'll hold 15 years...

Greater Manchester Police

@gmpolice

3 years

Paedophile sentenced to over two years in prison after being found guilty of over fifty child sex offences.

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Dave 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🍻

@LoweMeJack

2 years

😭😭😭😭😭

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Dave 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🍻

@LoweMeJack

2 years

Tears no way they changed the music to make it more geezer friendly 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Everton

@Everton

2 years

Start your day right. Up. The. Toffees.

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Dave 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🍻

@LoweMeJack

3 years

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Dave 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🍻

@LoweMeJack

3 years

Is this guy in tears???? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Dave 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🍻

@LoweMeJack

3 years

This is Partey's pre-match meal

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Dave 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🍻

@LoweMeJack

4 months

Zionchenko next season

Eduardo Hagn

@EduardoHagn

4 months

🚨 BREAKING from @Footy_Headlines : Arsenal’s AWAY shirt for next season.

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Dave 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🍻

@LoweMeJack

3 years

He's playing for the wrong country 💀💀

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Dave 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🍻

@LoweMeJack

2 years

This isn't a matchday promo this is a wanted sign

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Dave 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🍻

@LoweMeJack

1 year

N¡99a did I just see Sokratis?????

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Dave 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🍻

@LoweMeJack

1 year

This Snapchat AI is killing me 😭😭😭😭

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Dave 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🍻

@LoweMeJack

4 years

They have made 11 post match tweets. We drew.

Arsenal

@Arsenal

4 years

Big moment. Big save. 👏 @Bernd_Leno #ARSMUN

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Dave 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🍻

@LoweMeJack

3 years

😭😭😭😭😭

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Dave 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🍻

@LoweMeJack

3 years

Paul Pogba vs Liverpool (H) | Why Ole Should've Started Him?

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@LoweMeJack

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Dave 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🍻

@LoweMeJack

3 years

A-Level Class of 2022 successfully getting into uni after sitting no exams

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Dave 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🍻

@LoweMeJack

2 years

Partey NLD goal

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Dave 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🍻

@LoweMeJack

3 years

We could've had Kante but StatDNA told us XHAKA was better...

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Dave 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🍻

@LoweMeJack

3 years

Lacazette returning to London Colney after winning his first ESL Golden Boot

il fullkrugiano

@statutos__

3 years

superleague should have storylines like the WWE

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Dave 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🍻

@LoweMeJack

3 years

Reguillon vs Man City (N)

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Dave 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🍻

@LoweMeJack

4 years

We let Welbeck go for free to accomodate #9 , my head is hot.....

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Dave 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🍻

@LoweMeJack

4 years

Tears.

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Dave 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🍻

@LoweMeJack

4 years

Stormzy sneaking onto the stage for the halftime show with The Weeknd

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Dave 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🍻

@LoweMeJack

3 years

Nigerians have flopped this year damn 😭😭

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Dave 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🍻

@LoweMeJack

4 years

Alexandre Lacabreasts - Best French Born Striker At Arsenal 🥵 Likes and RT's Highly Appreciated

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Dave 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🍻

@LoweMeJack

3 years

The duality of man

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Dave 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🍻

@LoweMeJack

4 years

Dani Ceballos vs Manchester City (H) | 22/12/2020 | The Next Fabregas? | This Is Why Mikel Arteta Brought Him Back! 🔥🇪🇸 [HD]

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Dave 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🍻

@LoweMeJack

3 years

🕹 TetaBall - DELUXE! ⚽ Mission: Be The Number 1! 🎮 Objective: Using Player 1, Defend a long throw in against newly-promoted Brentford in GW1 ⏳ Time limit: 7 seconds PRESS TO START

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Dave 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🍻

@LoweMeJack

2 years

Dr Umar in Camberwell uno 😭😭😭😭

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Dave 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🍻

@LoweMeJack

3 years

Mikel Arteta in the last 5 games of the season

Sha’Carri Richardson

@itsshacarri

3 years

Only way from 9th is up! 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

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Dave 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🍻

@LoweMeJack

3 years

GTA IV: Arsenal FC | GW3 - Keep A Clean Sheet Objective - As Arsenal go up to Manchester to face the champions, You (Mikel Arteta) have to prove to the fans that your project will go 'bang' and keep a clean sheet! Let The Games Begin 🎮

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Dave 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🍻

@LoweMeJack

2 months

Guys are calling this a narrative this is real life 😭😭😭😭

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Dave 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🍻

@LoweMeJack

3 years

Mikel Arteta vs Liverpool (A)

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Dave 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🍻

@LoweMeJack

4 years

My mum's Biden In... IS SHE MAD?"

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Dave 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🍻

@LoweMeJack

4 years

"That girl is a Uckerz" in front of Zidane, Ronaldinho, Messi, Ronaldo and Drogba una 😭😭😭

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@GoOseUTD

4 years

When you give them a chance

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Dave 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🍻

@LoweMeJack

2 months

“Isit coming yard then? 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿”

Anthony Joshua

@anthonyjoshua

2 months

Isit coming yard then? 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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Dave 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🍻

@LoweMeJack

8 months

@SibstaJ 2 cheeks of the same ass

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Dave 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🍻

@LoweMeJack

3 years

Him doing this celebration with CEDRIC is killing me 😭😭😭😭

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Dave 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🍻

@LoweMeJack

3 years

Thomas Partey vs Everton (A) | 21/22 | Indomie Vieira? 🔥🔥

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Dave 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🍻

@LoweMeJack

3 years

Someone needs to pack Fabrizio and his wannabes so that transfers can be like this more often

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Dave 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🍻

@LoweMeJack

3 years

One day he's a Muslim the next day he's a Christian

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Dave 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🍻

@LoweMeJack

4 years

I'll just save myself £6 and get Özil, Fabregas and Yaya Touré

FootballFunnys

@FootballFunnnys

4 years

You have £6 to pick the perfect midfield trio, who are you picking? 🇪🇸 Xavi £3 🇪🇸 Iniesta £3 🇧🇷 Kaka £3 🇮🇹 Pirlo £3 🇫🇷 Zidane £3 🇧🇪 De Bruyne £2 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Scholes £2 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Lampard £2 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Gerrard £2 🇫🇷 Makelele £1 🇫🇷 Kante £1 🇫🇷 Vieira £1 🇪🇸 Busquets £1 🇮🇪 Roy Keane £1 GO. 👇

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Dave 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🍻

@LoweMeJack

3 years

@Kenzo_977 Yhhh you're not eating chicken 😭😭😭

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Dave 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🍻

@LoweMeJack

3 years

I may or may not cook this up, who knows 🤷🏾‍♂️

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Dave 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🍻

@LoweMeJack

3 years

I'm just tryna watch some Özil ball and ???????

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Dave 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🍻

@LoweMeJack

3 years

Can you imagine...

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Dave 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🍻

@LoweMeJack

3 years

Twitter user Danielogoun7 in this space

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Dave 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🍻

@LoweMeJack

3 years

PLEASE show me a clip where Sancho does anything remotely close to this

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@LickshotLippy

3 years

You know who else was much better than Sancho but everyone said he was shit? Theo Walcott

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Dave 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🍻

@LoweMeJack

1 year

Bruv I'll never forget when Lacazette tried to replicate it in Yoruba League...

Mr. Get Off

@AliquamScripto

1 year

Suarez is still absolutely insane for putting a 1v1 top bins. There was no fucking need 😭😭😭😭😭

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Dave 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🍻

@LoweMeJack

4 years

I’m convinced it’s racism @SofaScoreINT

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Dave 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🍻

@LoweMeJack

3 years

When Boris knocks on my door to tell me to go to war

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@FacundoXXII

3 years

What’s y’all excuse for not going to war?

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Dave 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🍻

@LoweMeJack

2 years

A #9 not called Lacazette leading the line at my Clube De Futebol tears in my eyes

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Dave 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🍻

@LoweMeJack

3 years

This run is over 😭😭😭😭

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Dave 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🍻

@LoweMeJack

3 years

. @Sanchooo10 20 bags in my account by the end of the day or I'm dropping tomorrow

Dave 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🍻

@LoweMeJack

3 years

I may or may not cook this up, who knows 🤷🏾‍♂️

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Dave 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🍻

@LoweMeJack

3 years

@_Abzino2 Risked that all for 10k likes on TikTok...

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Dave 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🍻

@LoweMeJack

6 months

@ctt_carys Alexis when he can’t chip it down the middle

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Dave 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🍻

@LoweMeJack

2 years

Raphinha - Welcome to Arsenal? 🇧🇷💫 [Song - City of God by @blanc0b0urne ]

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Dave 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🍻

@LoweMeJack

2 years

PTDR vs DFKM derby I'm insanely locked in

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Dave 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🍻

@LoweMeJack

3 years

@chiddyafc "Assna dey gain attraction for Jack Grealish, Aston Villa dey aks for 6.5 billion Naira cash for their captain" ❤ 0 Likes 🔁 0 RTs

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Dave 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🍻

@LoweMeJack

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Chris Wheatley

@ChrisWheatley

3 years

Arteta: "If somebody told us in November, December that we would have the chance to qualify for Europe in the last game, I would have said 'you are crazy'."

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Dave 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🍻

@LoweMeJack

4 years

Arsenal have now taken the least amount of shots in the Premier League this season (82), after being overtaken by Burnley and West Brom today.

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Dave 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🍻

@LoweMeJack

3 years

🤔🤔

Dave 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🍻

@LoweMeJack

3 years

I'm getting ideas... 🤔

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Dave 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🍻

@LoweMeJack

4 years

Allan Saint-Maximin - Crossover 🇫🇷 x 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Likes and RT's Highly Appreciated 🤝 @asaintmaximin x @ausnoff

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Dave 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🍻

@LoweMeJack

3 years

If I spoke my mind on #14 and #18 you would've thought I was a Slavia Prague fan..

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Dave 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🍻

@LoweMeJack

3 years

TWENTY BAGS uno, I support Arsenal where’s my money

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Dave 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🍻

@LoweMeJack

3 years

😭😭😭

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Dave 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🍻

@LoweMeJack

4 years

4 points between 4th and 9th but Dicteta has us 6 points away from 17th

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Dave 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🍻

@LoweMeJack

3 years

Saka's gonna have a full beard and 300+ apps when he comes out 😭😭😭

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Dave 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🍻

@LoweMeJack

3 years

Reece James and Kurt Zouma vs Arsenal (H) | Highlights

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Dave 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🍻

@LoweMeJack

4 years

the flag the face 🤪

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Dave 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🍻

@LoweMeJack

4 years

Özil made 2 G+A in his last 3 league games. No Arsenal player has made more this season since the first game of the season against Fulham.

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Dave 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🍻

@LoweMeJack

3 years

"You alright miss can I get your house number, street name, city/town, county and postcode"

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Dave 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🍻

@LoweMeJack

4 years

Nicolas Pépé - Point To Prove 👀🇨🇮 Likes and RT's Highly Appreciated❤️

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Dave 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🍻

@LoweMeJack

3 years

At this point it’s beyond terrorism 😭😭

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Dave 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🍻

@LoweMeJack

2 years

We've got rice at home 👍🏾

Fabrizio Romano

@FabrizioRomano

2 years

Chelsea and Leeds have reached full agreement for Raphinha! Official bid accepted around £60/65m [add ons included]. Main part of amount to be paid immediately. It’s done between clubs. 🚨🔵 #CFC Talks now ongoing on player side on personal terms and contract. Boehly, on it.