Louis Nel 🇿🇦 @LouisNel Twitter profile

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Louis Nel 🇿🇦

1 year

Coffee for #Bitcoin using @walletofsatoshi and featuring the @theboltcard . Orange-pilling one small business at a time.

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Louis Nel 🇿🇦

@LouisNel

6 years

SABC is not a credit provider and your TV license is a tax and not a fee, meaning they cannot legally blacklist you.

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5 years

Capitalist intervention Ruperts - R1 billion Oppenheimers - R1 billion Socialists - your move.

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1 year

Someone has claimed Eskom Megawatt Park on Google and renamed it 🤣 Eskom MegaGravy Train Park +27 11 800 8111

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1 year

"During lockdowns, they told us our jobs were 'non-essential'. Now, as loadshedding hits, hospitals, schools, police stations are dubbed 'non-essential' by court exemption opponents. Yet, they bask in the glow of their home generators. Apparently, only their comfort and roles are

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1 year

The proponents of a cashless society are going to have a hard time here in South Africa. Our gardener doesn't have a bank account anymore. He closed it because bank fees were too high. He insists on getting paid in cash. The township economy runs on cash, so he would draw cash

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6 years

A developed country is not a place where the poor have cars. It's where the rich use public transport ~ Gustavo Petro

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@LouisNel

3 years

Some random elements on Twitter saying people like me can't understand what poor people go through. Yet Zuma's son is allowed to speak for the poor even though he is privileged and lives in Dubai.

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@LouisNel

4 years

I've blocked News24 and their related outlets on social media. Their biased propaganda must be starved of eyeballs and clicks.

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@LouisNel

3 years

Expectation: Ramaphosa to spring-clean house. Reality: Ramaphosa moves around old furniture.

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@LouisNel

3 years

The first million people to send me R1 will get a copy of my guide on how to become a millionaire using Twitter.

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@LouisNel

5 years

Our transport minister is going to claim the low death toll on our national roads this Easter weekend as a success of policy. Watch.

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@LouisNel

2 years

The Big Mac Index is widely known as the alternative exchange rate indicator. I present to you, the Wacky Wednesday Index as a measure of domestic inflation. 2019 vs 2023

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@LouisNel

4 years

Still don't know how the Guptas got billions of Rands out of the country through the traditional banking system. I'm trying to send R300k and without anything short of a blood sample, it's nearly impossible. The red tape to send traditional currency is a major drawback.

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@LouisNel

3 years

Just a reminder. Tomorrow we will be paying the highest ever price for fuel in this country and mostly in taxes. Proudly brought to you by the ANC!

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@LouisNel

3 years

On the #GarethCliff and #Nandos saga -> 'Racism is not dead, but it is on life support — kept alive by politicians, race hustlers and people who get a sense of superiority by denouncing others as "racists." ~ Thomas Sowell

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@LouisNel

13 years

How did the dinosaurs die? #FactsWithoutWikipedia http://t.co/yJ7qjuW2

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3 years

The government can't even find 10 babies but they know exactly when the third wave will hit.

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@LouisNel

2 years

Just got a mail from my insurer to say grid failure has been excluded on the policy. Big corporates are prepping.

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@LouisNel

3 years

We could have Driver's Licences printed with the same printer as the Smart ID card. But... tenders. This is why we can't have essentials.

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@LouisNel

11 months

Ultramarathon legend Bruce Fordyce claims he has a vaccine injury from the jab.

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@LouisNel

3 years

That awkward moment when an election poster is more controversial that wanton acts of criminality. Where is the unsubscribe link from this society?

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@LouisNel

3 years

What do you call a man without a political home? Carl Niehaus.

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@LouisNel

4 years

R10 says the government is going to use the lack of a vaccine rollout to justify the third wave lockdown "for our own good".

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@LouisNel

4 years

How much of the current lockdown regulations are based on science and how much on hocus pocus? We are living in a social experiment.

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@LouisNel

5 years

This is not a pandemic response. This is an economic coup.

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@LouisNel

4 years

No lockdown? No curfew? No alcohol ban? No masks? No panic? No disaster act? No central command council?

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@LouisNel

10 months

Had some raw milk yesterday. It is absolutely delicious. Can't stop drinking real milk in a glass and in my coffee. It's from the Essenwood Micro Dairy in the KZN Midlands. Man, the real stuff is so much better than watered-down industrial and long life milk.

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@LouisNel

5 years

@BISouthAfrica Very woke and silly. Only biological women bleed.

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@LouisNel

3 years

Killing small businesses in the name of COVID. 24 years of success gone in a flash. All these families are without livelihoods.

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@LouisNel

3 years

What if someone created a virus and then sold you the cure to that virus. That would be a great business model, right?

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@LouisNel

1 year

I can understand why people buy cheaper foods to stretch their budget but when the real thing is cheaper than processed industrial goop?

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@LouisNel

4 years

A whole finance minister race baiting. Only in South Africa is it acceptable to demonise a minority.

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4 years

The majority ( not all) of white South Africans, seem, at face value to still view black people as hewers of wood and drawers of water= servants.

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@LouisNel

1 year

Woke up to this lovely text message from @sarstax yesterday. Going to try the Ramaphosa excuse and say the transactions weren't perfected yet. Should work.

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@LouisNel

4 years

One little protest and suddenly the State believes in property rights.

The Department Correctional Services 🇿🇦

@DCS_ZA

4 years

MEDIA STATEMENT | Minister @RonaldLamola condemns violence at Senekal Magistrate’s Court

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@LouisNel

3 years

Is looting allowed under Level 3?

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@LouisNel

4 years

Men that have done military training are a different breed. They have exceptional work ethic, are dilligent and make excellent employees. What I most admire is their mental toughness.

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@LouisNel

4 years

Unemployment will soon rise to 50% but hey, at least we have a Zulu King.

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@City_Press

4 years

The KwaZulu-Natal provincial government has increased King Goodwill Zwelithini’s annual budget by R4.5 million – to a whopping R71.3 million

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@LouisNel

5 years

If you still support the lockdown, you are the equivalent of the Afrikaans word for a square container. 📦

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@LouisNel

3 years

A man who works in trucking couldn't get to his work this morning. All the major routes to the north of Durban were blocked by protestors. Preventing people from earning a living is the same evil whether it be a lockdown or a protest.

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@LouisNel

4 years

Why hasn't the DA asked the ruling party to disclose the amount that the taxpayer had to fork out for the Cuban doctors' selfless service? Surely it's just a PAIA request away.

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@LouisNel

2 years

Love how people are so thankful when they get a tax rebate from SARS. It's their money that SARS kept for a year, and it's worth about 15% less now. Thanks for coming to my cynical Ted Talk!

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@LouisNel

1 year

Can't believe the National Party didn't build a taxi rank in Umhlanga. The legacy of apartheid strikes again.

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@LouisNel

5 years

We've just been sold a lockdown extension as a relaxation of the current extreme lockdown regulations. Well played.

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@LouisNel

1 year

South African Department of Defence falls victim to ransomware group Snatch According to reports, they've managed to extract 1.6TB of data that allegedly contains military contracts, internal call signs, and personal information. In Snatch's report, they call the president of

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@LouisNel

2 years

So tomorrow the EFF plans to violate everyone's human rights and the day after is Human Rights Day. Did I miss something?

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@LouisNel

4 years

Our benevolent rules are pushing for a "second wave" lockdown for our "own good". Watch the narrative of fear increase in the coming weeks. Resist.

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@LouisNel

3 years

Vinpro and SAB taking legal action to end the ban on alcohol. Looks like they've finally realised people can't have their livelihoods and swear allegiance to tyranny.

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@LouisNel

5 years

Every time politicians refer to someone as a "land thief" we should call them a "wealth thief". Deflection is a great strategy to cover up theft and expropriation of our national wealth.

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@LouisNel

3 years

In the Rapport on Sunday the story of SA doctors qualifying in China, the USA, Romania and Mauritius cannot get accredited to practice in SA. Wonder if the Cuban doctors who came here to work had passed the relevant tests?

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@LouisNel

2 years

@MagnusHeystek Grants serve two purposes: to buy votes for the ANC and to keep people unemployed and dependent on a handout.

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@LouisNel

5 years

Colleague at the office had a massive fire at home. The fire brigade put it out and wanted his insurance details or he would be left with the bill. What exactly are our taxes being used for again? And Cyril wants to build a bullet train. Unreal.

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@LouisNel

6 years

@Enigmatic_2923 @roger_JMD DSTV should have an agreement with the SABC and pay them a fee.

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@LouisNel

5 years

I love how Trump has cut US funding to the WHO. No, he's not a nice guy. Nice guys don't get the job done.

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@LouisNel

4 years

Surfing is great exercise but lemme guess it's a white bourgeoisie passtime that has to die a class death?

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@LouisNel

4 years

Since blocking News24 I haven't missed any news.

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@LouisNel

4 years

I've blocked News24 and their related outlets on social media. Their biased propaganda must be starved of eyeballs and clicks.

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@LouisNel

3 years

The collapse is engineered: - Crumbling infrastructure. - Shutting down jobs and businesses. - Orchestrated violence and instability. - Overreach in the name of saving lives. - Slow burn decolonisation of the establishment. The signs are all there.

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@LouisNel

3 years

Person A - recovered from COVID but not vaccinated. Person B - never had COVID but vaccinated. Why is the vaccine better than the body's own immune system that deserves a vaccine passport?

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@LouisNel

3 years

Abi, have you met Pierre de Vos from South Africa? You guys should get on well.

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@LouisNel

3 years

Saying goodbye to close friends today that are emigrating to London. Two highly-skilled people taking their human capital. Two of many. Since they have UK passports it's easier to pack up and go.

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@LouisNel

6 years

Reasons to scrap the Road Accident Fund (RAF): * Third party insurance is more affordable - less than R500 per year * It will cut at least R2 / litre from the petrol price immediately * Private insurance companies will compete to provide the best price and to make a profit.

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@LouisNel

3 years

When did everything become a scam? I'll go. When press conferences started to only allow approved journalists asking approved questions.

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@LouisNel

3 years

Salute to all the community members out in the cold tonight keeping their neighbourhoods safe. We are better protected then ever!

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@LouisNel

4 years

A lower interest rate punishes savers and rewards those who have spent money they didn't have.

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@LouisNel

11 months

RICA and FICA has become a farce with our non-functioning postal system. Almost all the proof of residence documents are now digital copies. This outdated legislation is just a nice virtue signal but far removed from reality.

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@LouisNel

3 years

A bunch of geriatric narcissists using their own people as cannon fodder and the middle class as collateral damage to fight their turf wars. We should be angry, very angry. Treason!

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@LouisNel

2 years

And just like that coal-fired power stations are in fashion again.

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@LouisNel

5 years

The @purplecowmobi didn't achieve our aim of getting a seat in government but we got 16 000 people to agree with our ideas.

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@LouisNel

2 years

I asked the ChatGPT AI if it understood Afrikaans.

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@LouisNel

1 year

Oh, now that love letter from SARS makes perfect sense -> "National Treasury is facing a revenue gap of around R30 billion..."

Edward Kieswetter faces the big squeeze

National Treasury is running out of options to plug South Africa’s revenue gap – so it might have no choice but to turn to SARS for a fix.

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@LouisNel

5 years

Just a reminder... Ajay, Atul and Tony Gupta were on the IEC Voters Roll.

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@LouisNel

1 year

@eNCA Another Weekend Special?

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@LouisNel

3 years

Academia is a scam. Very few people make a return on investment on their lofty post graduate degrees.

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@LouisNel

3 years

Morning winners, I propose a motion to rename the Republic of South Africa to Clown World. Who is with me?

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@LouisNel

11 months

Imagine having your cheque and credit accounts maxed out and still having money to spend. Imagine having unlimited credit to spend and don't have to worry about paying it back to the bank. Ever. That sums all Governments' attitude towards monetary policy.

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@LouisNel

3 years

Never expected to have to ration food and essentials. The preppers weren't paranoid.

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@LouisNel

3 years

Tonight active citizens are out again patrolling their communities. The watchers on the walls keep a vigilant eye. Sleep safe tonight!

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@LouisNel

3 years

Bigger police presence than when our shops and businesses were looted last week.

Sihle Mavuso

@ZANewsFlash

3 years

PIC: There is a heavy police and army presence in Nkandla following the arrival of former President Jacob Zuma to take part in the burial of his younger brother, Michael Zuma. @IOL

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@LouisNel

3 years

The mask has started to slip on the good cop / bad cop ANC routine.

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@LouisNel

3 years

Can hear the gunshots and police sirens here in Central Durban. Shops burning and looted. Luckily we have a curfew at 9pm!

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@CyrilRamaphosa

3 years

A curfew remains in place from 9pm until 4am, and only those with permission to do so may leave their homes during this time.

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@LouisNel

5 years

Spent 2+ weeks in George, Western Cape. Thoughts on a working municipality: 1. There are no minibus taxis within the city. Commuters rely on the Go George bus service. I saw an empty bus drive the same route on a Sunday within the hour. Even in festive season. Reliable!

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@LouisNel

4 years

The National Coronavirus Command Council was able to issue an unconstitutional regulation. Does that make that council itself unconstitutional? Where are the checks and balances that prevent overreach? The NCCC is a law unto itself.

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@LouisNel

4 years

The Camps Bay occupiers need a lesson in the Constitution. They cannot create a "safe space" for themselves by taking someone else's property rights away. That's how safe spaces are created.

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@LouisNel

4 years

When Cyril is done building the new economy, I hope he gets time to fix the electricity supply as well. You kinda need electricity to run the new economy.

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@LouisNel

3 years

Today I purchased some tomatoes off the back of a truck. They had just come from the farm. The crates were still on the truck, and he was selling them from his yard.

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@LouisNel

3 years

KZN looting is the trial version of EWC. * No law enforcement * No compensation * No consequences

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@LouisNel

4 years

How did you expect a billionaire president who was given handouts himself to balance the books?

Eyewitness News

@ewnupdates

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Ramaphosa admits there’s no money to help families hit by COVID-19

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2 years

@Richard_Spoor It's his struggle credentials. He was struggling to remember the truth.

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3 years

How many rounds of lockdowns until the middle class is completely destroyed? 34% of households in South Africa are forecast to fall out of the middle-class

South Africa’s middle class is under severe strain amid rising living costs

Most South Africans want to save for their retirement, but the reality for many middle-income earners is that once they’ve paid for essentials most of what’s left is spent on repaying debt, says...

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@LouisNel

3 years

Me: *Googles SASCOC* Google: Did you mean... CESSPIT OF LOOTING?

City Press

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‘Broke’ Sascoc has no bonus kitty for Tokyo medallists .

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@LouisNel

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My @FNBSA Business Account was overdrawn by R136. FNB sends a stinky Letter of Demand via email. The bank charges alone are R80 per month. Think I should switch to @BankZeroSA .

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@LouisNel

5 years

Fawning over a dead criminal and glamourising criminality. Class act eNCA.

eNCA

@eNCA

5 years

The funeral of #RashiedStaggie is taking place today in Durbanville, Cape Town. Courtesy #DStv403

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If you're having a bad day at your job, just remember: You can't be worse at your job than the top leadership of this country. They've done it all their lives and still suck at their jobs. Have a nice day!

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@LouisNel

5 years

Discovery, Momentum and Bonitas will increase their 2020 medical aid contributions by close to 10%, way higher than the Council for Medical Schemes' recommended increase.

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3 years

@eNCA Meanwhile the country's railway network is in an actual state of disaster.

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@LouisNel

3 years

What on earth is going down in the Land Down Under?

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@LouisNel

5 years

@Eskom_SA @SABCNewsOnline @IOL @eNCA @ewnupdates @TimesLIVE @News24 @TheCitizen_News @Moneyweb @TheSAnews @SAgovnews @SaturdayStar @SowetanLIVE We are at Stage "We Hate You".

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@LouisNel

1 year

The honeymoon is over for eThekwini Municipality

Eskom ends Durban’s load-shedding exemption

The eThekwini Municipality has been on a reduced load-shedding schedule since the deadly flooding in April 2022, but that is about to come to an end.

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@LouisNel

4 years

Everyone waiting on our President to address us. It won't make a difference. Presidents are transient figureheads who act as symbolic icons. Decide your own fate and become self-reliant. He will not save you.

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@LouisNel

4 years

Healthy people were punished and prevented from earning a living. What outcome did you expect? South African consumers are struggling to pay their home and vehicle loans

South African consumers are struggling to pay their home and vehicle loans

Experian South Africa has published its quarterly Consumer Default Index (CDI) for the third quarter (Q3) 2020, which shows improvement from last quarter’s all-time high.

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@nolomoifa Ha ha funny 😂. eNews: "So, what do you do for a living?" Adam: "I racist".

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